Haiku in not hard
Just make something stupid up
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
Just make something stupid up
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
Haiku #48730, by Shirley Smothers
May 17, 2012 11:39 am ET
May 17, 2012 11:39 am ET
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Atheist Wins Right
Religious Pasta Strainer
In ID Photo
Niko Alm supports the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and can now wear the strainer
.
Religious Pasta Strainer
In ID Photo
Niko Alm supports the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and can now wear the strainer
.
Haiku #48726, by Anonymous Poet
May 16, 2012 3:09 am ET
May 16, 2012 3:09 am ET
here in spamalot
poets laureate ponder
spoilt by shopping choice
poets laureate ponder
spoilt by shopping choice
Haiku #48724, by ash
May 15, 2012 9:38 am ET
May 15, 2012 9:38 am ET
all hail to janis
she scours like a tsunami
clearing detritus
she scours like a tsunami
clearing detritus
Haiku #48718, by ash
May 11, 2012 9:24 am ET
May 11, 2012 9:24 am ET
to my great credit
i can lend you some advice
fuck off and die please
i can lend you some advice
fuck off and die please
Haiku #48715, by ash
May 10, 2012 9:08 am ET
May 10, 2012 9:08 am ET
and whilst you're at it
append phantom syllable
to prior third line
append phantom syllable
to prior third line
Haiku #48713, by Lush
May 10, 2012 12:00 am ET
May 10, 2012 12:00 am ET
spent apology
through archival memory
type search term: Lush
through archival memory
type search term: Lush
Haiku #48712, by Lush
May 9, 2012 11:58 pm ET
May 9, 2012 11:58 pm ET
looped beyond most truth
as nom de plume recommends
thus redundant terms
as nom de plume recommends
thus redundant terms
Haiku #48711, by Lush
May 9, 2012 11:55 pm ET
May 9, 2012 11:55 pm ET
nor the ride-along
amid willow branch dodging
and tree branch limbo
amid willow branch dodging
and tree branch limbo
Haiku #48710, by Lush
May 9, 2012 8:25 pm ET
May 9, 2012 8:25 pm ET
Mowing grass barefoot
Isn't for the faint-of-heart;
Watch out for sharp rocks
Isn't for the faint-of-heart;
Watch out for sharp rocks
Haiku #48709, by Amongst The Rabble
May 9, 2012 4:38 pm ET
May 9, 2012 4:38 pm ET
A still winter's day
Bright sun in a hard, blue sky
Doesn't keep me warm
Bright sun in a hard, blue sky
Doesn't keep me warm
Haiku #48708, by Amongst The Rabble
May 9, 2012 4:32 pm ET
May 9, 2012 4:32 pm ET
Greed is a sickness
What does a billionaire need?
Everything there is?
.
What does a billionaire need?
Everything there is?
.
Haiku #48707, by William
May 9, 2012 7:34 am ET
May 9, 2012 7:34 am ET
viagra spambot
sad priapic inducement
over-inflated
sad priapic inducement
over-inflated
Haiku #48706, by ash
May 9, 2012 7:32 am ET
May 9, 2012 7:32 am ET
Poem was stolen
Took credit for my effort
Poem was removed
Took credit for my effort
Poem was removed
Haiku #48704, by Shirley Smothers
May 7, 2012 9:45 pm ET
May 7, 2012 9:45 pm ET
Fans of Hemingway
And, perhaps, Metallica
Embraceth the Donne
And, perhaps, Metallica
Embraceth the Donne
Haiku #48701, by Lush
May 4, 2012 8:34 pm ET
May 4, 2012 8:34 pm ET
death knells a clangin'
who is summoned by these tolls?
bad haiku, mon frere
who is summoned by these tolls?
bad haiku, mon frere
Haiku #48700, by Lush
May 4, 2012 8:30 pm ET
May 4, 2012 8:30 pm ET
Broken things come here
To vent their spleen and cry out loud
Tell me your secrets?
To vent their spleen and cry out loud
Tell me your secrets?
Haiku #48697, by William
May 3, 2012 2:59 am ET
May 3, 2012 2:59 am ET
Broken things come here
To vent their spleen and cry out loud
What secrets have you?
.
To vent their spleen and cry out loud
What secrets have you?
.
Haiku #48696, by William
May 3, 2012 2:57 am ET
May 3, 2012 2:57 am ET
before meth i had a daughter
now i have a prostite
now i have a prostite
Haiku #48695, by benny benson of brookings oregon
May 2, 2012 2:51 pm ET
May 2, 2012 2:51 pm ET
Dear Ms. Monkey Poo,
I lunched on wine and pasta
Not flying sausage
I lunched on wine and pasta
Not flying sausage
Haiku #48693, by bobrarian of D F'n C
May 2, 2012 1:31 pm ET
May 2, 2012 1:31 pm ET
i want to retire
where has all the money gone
you'll work till you die
where has all the money gone
you'll work till you die
Haiku #48691, by slave
May 1, 2012 1:28 pm ET
May 1, 2012 1:28 pm ET
I am seeing these
websites about police states
and think the cycle is
just another bug
just another time the meek
just need to sit back
websites about police states
and think the cycle is
just another bug
just another time the meek
just need to sit back
Haiku #48690, by bs
April 30, 2012 12:26 pm ET
April 30, 2012 12:26 pm ET
To top it all off
Adverts are wasted
Too small readership
.
Adverts are wasted
Too small readership
.
Haiku #48689, by William
April 30, 2012 10:17 am ET
April 30, 2012 10:17 am ET
spam spam spam spam spam
the vikings sing on line, for
credit, boner pills
the vikings sing on line, for
credit, boner pills
Haiku #48688, by bs
April 29, 2012 9:37 pm ET
April 29, 2012 9:37 pm ET
the frozen mess gone
fresh dog shit litters sidewalks
another prague spring
fresh dog shit litters sidewalks
another prague spring
Haiku #48685, by ap
April 27, 2012 4:17 pm ET
April 27, 2012 4:17 pm ET
europe calls me now
enough of arabs, dubai
grandma has a cock
enough of arabs, dubai
grandma has a cock
Haiku #48684, by ap
April 27, 2012 4:05 pm ET
April 27, 2012 4:05 pm ET
We need a first line
Hilary rocks your socks off
Are you wearing shoes?
Hilary rocks your socks off
Are you wearing shoes?
Haiku #48683, by Edgar Allen Whoa
April 27, 2012 2:27 am ET
April 27, 2012 2:27 am ET
Tax free pants he bought
Plays the drums they say uh huh
Shout it Kandy Kane
Plays the drums they say uh huh
Shout it Kandy Kane
Haiku #48682, by Anonymous Poet
April 27, 2012 1:40 am ET
April 27, 2012 1:40 am ET
Dave, Kane and Matt play
Together in a band called
The Northstar Session
Together in a band called
The Northstar Session
Haiku #48681, by Anonymous Poet
April 26, 2012 10:19 pm ET
April 26, 2012 10:19 pm ET
Tim Thomas, Bruins lose
Black player from Washington
The sweet irony
Black player from Washington
The sweet irony
so what does it mean
when death finally comes for
a voice online...just
more of the same snark
the flippant gen x nonsense
to a voice silenced?
when death finally comes for
a voice online...just
more of the same snark
the flippant gen x nonsense
to a voice silenced?
Haiku #48679, by bs
April 23, 2012 11:43 pm ET
April 23, 2012 11:43 pm ET
Mister Anderson
He has versatile hair styles
And programs like mad
He has versatile hair styles
And programs like mad
Remember Jake Leg
He makes your insides floppy
Like strong-ass tonic
He makes your insides floppy
Like strong-ass tonic
Ben eats rice a lot
But he doesn't hate on those
Who eat bold flavors
But he doesn't hate on those
Who eat bold flavors
Patrick McCormick
His name is five syllables
Not much left over
His name is five syllables
Not much left over
Call me steady Cam
The early adoption man
Make you say Van Damme!
The early adoption man
Make you say Van Damme!
Erin fell into
An alternate dimension
Of Korean soaps
An alternate dimension
Of Korean soaps
Alison and Juan
Cooking up an Irish Flan
Grab spoon and dig in
Cooking up an Irish Flan
Grab spoon and dig in
Brianna in love
Dangerously infectious
Smile like atom bomb
Dangerously infectious
Smile like atom bomb
Feline Alexis
Your life's a cat video
Let's watch it again
Your life's a cat video
Let's watch it again
gracefully daily
the comfort of a mid days' night,
settles suddenly.
the comfort of a mid days' night,
settles suddenly.
Haiku #48669, by mundane
April 23, 2012 2:20 pm ET
April 23, 2012 2:20 pm ET
calmness of the pond
reflections of many trees,
ducks bobbing for food.
reflections of many trees,
ducks bobbing for food.
Haiku #48667, by mundane
April 23, 2012 10:19 am ET
April 23, 2012 10:19 am ET
roosting on coffee
brightness of the days' full sun,
fully awake now.
brightness of the days' full sun,
fully awake now.
Haiku #48666, by mundane
April 23, 2012 10:12 am ET
April 23, 2012 10:12 am ET
there's nothing to read
this place was once a chalenge
Now full of dullards
.
this place was once a chalenge
Now full of dullards
.
Haiku #48665, by William
April 23, 2012 8:26 am ET
April 23, 2012 8:26 am ET
There
Haiku #48664, by William
April 23, 2012 8:23 am ET
April 23, 2012 8:23 am ET
There
Haiku #48663, by William
April 23, 2012 8:22 am ET
April 23, 2012 8:22 am ET