BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
18 Years
173 Days
and
52487 Haikus
later...
Haiku #52487, by rupetwry of USA
May 5, 2015 8:58 am ET

how do haikus work
could someone educate me
do they go like this
Haiku #52486, by f
May 4, 2015 3:31 am ET

my giant penis
just kidding i dont have one
this makes me depressed
Haiku #52485, by f
May 4, 2015 3:29 am ET

one two three four five
two three four five six seven
one two three four five
Haiku #52484, by couting
May 4, 2015 3:26 am ET

Vaginal prolapse.
Arby's roast beef sandwiches.
There's no difference.
Haiku #52483, by Anonymous Poet
May 3, 2015 6:28 pm ET

some got silicon
i'm chesty in my own way
with yellow mucus
Haiku #52482, by ash
May 3, 2015 8:53 am ET

Music listening
helps my mind mend mad mistakes
Can't go back in time

Haiku #52481, by Anonymous Poet
May 3, 2015 3:03 am ET

Eventually,
everything comes to an end.
Even this haiku.
Haiku #52480, by Anonymous Poet
May 2, 2015 5:18 pm ET

Pacquiao will die.
Mayweather will also die.
Everyone will die.
Haiku #52479, by Anonymous Poet
May 2, 2015 9:26 am ET

Hey, your step sister
looks exactly like my mom
Small world after all
Haiku #52478, by Dungeon is Crab
May 2, 2015 1:48 am ET

She's my step sister!
And we are deeply in love.
Mind your own business.
Haiku #52477, by Anonymous Poet
May 1, 2015 12:34 pm ET

Lots of people care!
More than they love poetry.
Get off your sister.
Haiku #52476, by Anonymous Poet
May 1, 2015 11:27 am ET

Will Pacquiao win?
Or will it be Mayweather?
Who gives a rat's ass!
Haiku #52475, by Anonymous Poet
May 1, 2015 10:05 am ET

Post influenza
thick Nickelodian slime
fills my sinuses.
Haiku #52474, by Anonymous Poet
May 1, 2015 10:02 am ET

Common signature.
Always writes about douche bags.
His wife should get one.
Haiku #52473, by Anonymous Poet
May 1, 2015 10:00 am ET

Flatulent old toad.
Croaks his rancid methane belch.
Global warming frogs.
Haiku #52472, by Anonymous Poet
May 1, 2015 9:57 am ET

people on streets
robes attire ford
blame canada
Haiku #52471, by eric cartman of South Park
May 1, 2015 3:53 am ET

Inside the roof.
Under the clouds.
Haiku #52470, by dr. john of vienna
May 1, 2015 3:51 am ET

Flush it all away.
I do not need to worry.
I know how to swim.
Haiku #52469, by Anonymous Poet
April 30, 2015 6:41 pm ET

I traveled through time.
I brought back a dinosaur.
T-rex McNuggets.
Haiku #52468, by Anonymous Poet
April 30, 2015 6:36 pm ET

Bicycle powered.
Enormous gyrating dong.
Self lubricated.
Haiku #52467, by Anonymous Poet
April 30, 2015 6:29 pm ET

I'd poop in your yard.
Please put your address on here.
I'll be there shortly.
Haiku #52466, by Anonymous Poet
April 30, 2015 2:46 pm ET

Let Bob do his job.
He's fertilizing your yard.
See how green it is!
Haiku #52465, by Anonymous Poet
April 30, 2015 2:42 pm ET

"Bob" is palindrome
Bob is also a douche bag
Who poops in my yard
Haiku #52464, by Mad Neighbor
April 30, 2015 12:43 am ET

The spam bots forgot
to attach their stupid links.
Nothing but "Hello!"

farts
testing...
Haiku #52463, by Anonymous Poet
April 29, 2015 10:12 pm ET

your lost palindrome
feel like you're going backwards ?
can't have it both ways
Haiku #52462, by ash
April 29, 2015 9:31 pm ET

I wrote a novel.
It's also a palindrome.
Forgot to hit save.
Haiku #52460, by Anonymous Poet
April 29, 2015 4:42 pm ET

I hate all poems
That's why I write characters
do weird things to them
Haiku #52458, by Paperback Writer
April 29, 2015 1:01 am ET

I hate all people.
That's why I write poetry.
I should do drive-by's.

What would people do
if I recited at them
from my car window?
Haiku #52457, by Anonymous Poet
April 28, 2015 7:00 pm ET

Outlaw all clothing.
Naked people ev'rywhere.
Move to Florida.
Haiku #52456, by Anonymous Poet
April 28, 2015 12:57 pm ET

The industrious
will gather up the bullshit
to put on gardens.
Haiku #52455, by Anonymous Poet
April 28, 2015 12:54 pm ET

But there is no truth.
There is only the bullshit.
Oooo, I'm so profound.
Haiku #52454, by Anonymous Poet
April 28, 2015 12:52 pm ET

Where others see truth,
the weary smell the bullshit
I blame the cattle!
Haiku #52453, by Post Dramatic Dress
April 27, 2015 8:46 pm ET

Stealing is not cool.
Unless you steal condoms.
Then it is okay.
Haiku #52452, by Anonymous Poet
April 27, 2015 4:48 pm ET

Dead men tell no lies.
But they can get erections.
And they poop themselves.
Haiku #52451, by Anonymous Poet
April 27, 2015 4:46 pm ET

To write good haiku,
the last line should be subtle.
Fish don't fart bubbles.
Haiku #52450, by Anonymous Poet
April 27, 2015 8:54 am ET

It is all the same.
Had sex, made love to, or fucked.
Now do a hand stand.
Haiku #52449, by Anonymous Poet
April 27, 2015 8:51 am ET

The roasted flesh of
five castrated gummy bears
clog up my e-bong.
Haiku #52446, by Anonymous Poet
April 26, 2015 8:04 pm ET

I put Viagra
in the Eucharist wafers.
Oh, those silly priests.
Haiku #52445, by Anonymous Poet
April 26, 2015 7:58 pm ET

Do you have a fave?
Which haiku do you like best?
I know it's not mine.
Haiku #52444, by Anonymous Poet
April 26, 2015 7:56 pm ET

Garlic anchovy
ghost pepper cappuccino.
Burping fire balls.
Haiku #52443, by Anonymous Poet
April 26, 2015 7:54 pm ET

.
life like a shadow
Darkly casting our presence
of no real substance.
Haiku #52442, by Dancing fool
April 26, 2015 6:39 pm ET

I''m so fortunate.
My penis is very large.
Guinea pigs love me.
Haiku #52441, by Anonymous Poet
April 25, 2015 7:43 pm ET

Bring me a Mai Thai!
Or a Pina Colada!
Or a fucking beer!
Haiku #52440, by Anonymous Poet
April 25, 2015 7:34 pm ET

You may suck my farts.
Get on your knees with a straw.
I've been eating eggs.
Haiku #52439, by Anonymous Poet
April 25, 2015 7:31 pm ET

I hate you so much.
I hope your dick gets bit off
by snapping turtles.
Haiku #52438, by Anonymous Poet
April 25, 2015 7:29 pm ET

Hate is forever.
Love is an invented lie.
But it gets you laid.
Haiku #52437, by Anonymous Poet
April 25, 2015 7:27 pm ET

Back from Jacking It.
San Diego is awesome.
There's no better place.
Haiku #52436, by Anonymous Poet
April 25, 2015 7:26 pm ET

Summer time titties.
Blooming like flowers in spring.
I'll go jack off now.
Haiku #52435, by Anonymous Poet
April 25, 2015 5:37 pm ET

There's no better high.
Inject snake venom mixtures.
You'll live forever.
Haiku #52434, by Anonymous Poet
April 25, 2015 5:31 pm ET