BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
18 Years
139 Days
and
52295 Haikus
later...
Haiku #52295, by ruwuwwyy of USA
April 1, 2015 4:33 am ET


Haiku #52293, by iteyptyo of USA
April 1, 2015 1:56 am ET

april fooled with march
now one has to pay child
support around may
Haiku #52292, by 218
March 31, 2015 11:27 pm ET

It is all we want.
Tiny shiny vaginy.
Or a big huge cock.
Haiku #52291, by Sentient Spam Bot
March 31, 2015 12:37 pm ET

Haiku #52290, by SzYMuEPM of zIvNTaOf
March 31, 2015 11:50 am ET

Haiku #52289, by eirtryip of USA
March 31, 2015 9:46 am ET


Huge rice crispy treat.
Appetizer for pizza.
She ate the whole pie.
Haiku #52287, by Anonymous Poet
March 30, 2015 8:07 pm ET

Kill the human race.
Booger flavored jelly beans.
That's the reason why.
Haiku #52286, by Anonymous Poet
March 30, 2015 8:00 pm ET

Yo' momma so poor
she loads badhaiku dot com
to get the free SPAM.
Haiku #52285, by Anonymous Poet
March 29, 2015 8:24 pm ET

afterward
the cool sweat-
nakedness
Haiku #52283, by T-Trees of Colorado
March 28, 2015 9:03 pm ET

halloween party-
giving out bags of gummies
shaped like dicks
Haiku #52282, by T-Trees of Colorado
March 28, 2015 9:00 pm ET

batch:
what she calls
sex juice
Haiku #52281, by T-Trees of Colorado
March 28, 2015 8:58 pm ET

downtown
afterward a long
mouth pube
Haiku #52280, by T-Trees of Boulder, CO
March 28, 2015 8:57 pm ET

katakoto-
in my teeth
a long pube
Haiku #52279, by TFB of Boulder
March 28, 2015 8:48 pm ET

it's state elections
the politicians will win
grandma has a cock
Haiku #52276, by ash
March 28, 2015 12:40 am ET

buy my boner pills
otherwise you can get fucked
rather flaccidly
Haiku #52275, by ash
March 28, 2015 12:37 am ET

well Alvin Toffler
and his future shock and we're
all still being shocked :)
Haiku #52273, by 218
March 27, 2015 11:00 pm ET

fuck renovation
the end results will be great
but the process sucks
Haiku #52272, by ash
March 27, 2015 9:06 pm ET

the random hellos
post themselves here like the trash
on an empty street
Haiku #52264, by 218
March 26, 2015 2:59 pm ET

The home of a nut
Torn down to erase the dead
How we deny pain
Haiku #52258, by 218
March 25, 2015 5:44 pm ET

If we can't balance
The budget or clear living space
I'll just fight this spam
Haiku #52257, by Anonymous Poet
March 25, 2015 5:39 pm ET

exploring the basics
of life, trying to find the
place in the wide world
Haiku #52255, by 218
March 25, 2015 3:05 pm ET

if it is at all
possible, wonders if the spam
can go away
Haiku #52254, by 218
March 25, 2015 2:52 pm ET

Fat frogs like to sing.
Fat frogs eat fat mosquitoes.
Beavis does not care.
Haiku #52250, by Anonymous Poet
March 24, 2015 7:04 pm ET

i have spent all day
on line wasting much of my
life for many years
Haiku #52242, by Anonymous Poet
March 24, 2015 6:37 pm ET

wow these people are
too dignified to even
say bless you when i

sneeze
Haiku #52241, by 218
March 24, 2015 6:30 pm ET

i can't post all of
the haikus now, 218
is just a number
Haiku #52240, by 218
March 24, 2015 5:45 pm ET

Deep in buzzing mind
Returning to the blank peace
Reclaiming the whole
Haiku #52239, by leslie of Canada
March 24, 2015 4:58 pm ET

well i want to add
some haiku folks here to push
spam off of the site
Haiku #52238, by 218
March 24, 2015 4:55 pm ET

i find myself on
the same places here and there
real life, work, and home
Haiku #52237, by 218
March 24, 2015 4:44 pm ET

i am wondering
if slavoj zizek is posting
here as someone
Haiku #52236, by 218
March 24, 2015 4:15 pm ET

well it used to be
the new media in check
with the old and now

it is the tool of
so many divergent forces
gone mad on world scene
Haiku #52235, by 218
March 24, 2015 4:04 pm ET

in 20 years what will
the historians say on
all this porn we watch
Haiku #52234, by 218
March 24, 2015 4:03 pm ET

it's become more of
a dadaist commentary
of what the net has

turned into
Haiku #52233, by 218
March 24, 2015 4:02 pm ET

the on going storm
of social gatherings place
time name and stamp date
Haiku #52232, by 218
March 24, 2015 3:59 pm ET

was here before
Haiku #52231, by me of here
March 24, 2015 3:57 pm ET

too much, too little
too late, too early over
and over again
Haiku #52230, by 218
March 24, 2015 3:55 pm ET

Jello!
Eat the pudding pops.
They look like Bill Cosby's Shlong.
The girls know that's true.
Haiku #52229, by Anonymous Poet
March 24, 2015 3:14 pm ET

Why they write "Hello!"
I will never comprehend.
Google likes manners?
Haiku #52227, by Anonymous Poet
March 24, 2015 3:10 pm ET

This site's more splattered
than a blonde actress' face
when auditioning.

Sadly these are scams.
No wives will be satisfied
but the mob boss'.
Haiku #52226, by Anonymous Poet
March 24, 2015 3:06 pm ET

For that matter is
It the Russian mob spamming
This site for money
Haiku #52223, by 218
March 24, 2015 11:10 am ET

Any latst requests asked
A martini, cigar
And a cheeseburger
Haiku #52220, by 218
March 24, 2015 12:26 am ET

Is any spot safe
From the roving eye of big
Data, or BFD?
Haiku #52219, by 218
March 24, 2015 12:23 am ET

Using tobacco
Buried my aunt, and it may
Kill me, yet I do
Haiku #52218, by 218
March 24, 2015 12:20 am ET

Any subculture you meet
Hardcore set, hangers on and
Initiates,tourists
Haiku #52217, by 218
March 24, 2015 12:15 am ET

We forget the child's
Innocence, party, sin, then
Have kids of our own

Go on to bake cookies
Haiku #52216, by 218
March 24, 2015 12:13 am ET

One way of life gives
Way to another folks die
Babies born and its

All been said and its
Gonna be said over and
So on and so forth
Haiku #52215, by 218
March 24, 2015 12:09 am ET

Wired to the world
Of mind control play, 5 years
Later, golf and bridge
Haiku #52214, by 218
March 24, 2015 12:04 am ET