BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
20 Years
28 Days
and
55689 Haikus
later...
the words come out so
even in the last days there
are last words to speak
Haiku #55689, by vhs
December 10, 2016 11:20 am ET

You fail at counting
Meanwhile I will be mounting
Another mother
Haiku #55688, by Touching the magic of Disney
December 10, 2016 4:46 am ET

Through the fires of night,
Hear my plea oh benign beast,
Let me pass my exam.

Haiku #55687, by Anonymous Poet
December 10, 2016 1:26 am ET

we are innocent
corrupted by bad music
shaming our future
Haiku #55686, by elegant eclipse of succulent blips
December 10, 2016 1:17 am ET

Hello!
Haiku #55685, by iottyrru of USA
December 10, 2016 12:48 am ET

Hello!
Haiku #55684, by iewotiiw of USA
December 10, 2016 12:48 am ET

Haiku #55683, by ryteppop of USA
December 10, 2016 12:13 am ET

You said you loved me
But that was a big fat lie
And now you must die
Haiku #55682, by Shirley Smothers
December 9, 2016 6:56 pm ET

Hello!
Haiku #55681, by rtiyyruo of USA
December 9, 2016 8:58 am ET

Hello!
Haiku #55680, by ttutiiii of USA
December 9, 2016 8:57 am ET

Hello!
Haiku #55679, by puiywuyp of USA
December 9, 2016 8:57 am ET

Hello!
Haiku #55678, by iywteipw of USA
December 9, 2016 8:57 am ET


Keep working ,fantastic job! baddabebbbdb
Haiku #55676, by yruurpyr of USA
December 9, 2016 1:45 am ET

Captain Kangaroo
Doing naughty things to you
poo and super glue
Haiku #55675, by Anonymous Poet
December 9, 2016 1:21 am ET

yes i know sometimes
i do haiku sometimes i
undo haiku...peace
Haiku #55674, by vhs
December 8, 2016 11:58 am ET

you misunderstand
haiku; it's more than just three
meagre broken lines
Haiku #55673, by Feliway66 of Bud / HU
December 8, 2016 6:53 am ET

you misunderstand
haiku; it
Haiku #55672, by Feliway66 of Budapest, HU
December 8, 2016 6:33 am ET

fifty five thousand
six hundred seventy one
and they are all bad!
Haiku #55671, by compost heap
December 8, 2016 1:11 am ET

i think that was you
know like survivalist food
for sale in buckets

and jim bakker and
his we can make a table
with these buckets...he's

probably crazy
Haiku #55670, by vhs
December 7, 2016 11:26 am ET

Subterranean
That is the future my friends
Start digging your holes
Haiku #55669, by Renowned Futurist of an obscure tabloid
December 7, 2016 1:02 am ET

PlusTeam Archive;

Love images : https://goo.gl/b5bwrJ
Haiku #55668, by PlsBen of USA
December 6, 2016 6:31 pm ET

what is profound is
of course the fact that a guy
who teaches skool is

just a blip in the
life of someone passing through
that skool of passing...
Haiku #55667, by vhs of strangers in the night, forever beeping
December 6, 2016 12:55 pm ET

You are reading words
The words will make you think things
Then you will forget
Haiku #55666, by Profound Intellectual of a fancy university
December 6, 2016 12:54 am ET

Finally! I got this PSN redeem code and it got accepted! Click http://freepsnforever.com
Haiku #55665, by Hopeless of Don't do it man
December 5, 2016 12:38 pm ET

Christmas is coming
Bad elf under mistletoe
Santa rides the sleigh
Haiku #55664, by Billy of Northern VA
December 5, 2016 12:35 pm ET

It's a mammoth playground built of mountains, hills, lakes,
Haiku #55663, by wweuopep of USA
December 5, 2016 5:57 am ET

It's a mammoth playground built of mountains, hills, lakes,
Haiku #55662, by riyipwet of USA
December 5, 2016 5:57 am ET

It's a mammoth playground built of mountains, hills, lakes,
Haiku #55661, by wyoreoiu of USA
December 5, 2016 5:57 am ET

It's a mammoth playground built of mountains, hills, lakes,
Haiku #55660, by oieiywio of USA
December 5, 2016 5:56 am ET

It's a mammoth playground built of mountains, hills, lakes,
Haiku #55659, by yriyeiiw of USA
December 5, 2016 5:56 am ET

Men who fuck chickens
look down on those who fuck goats
because that's just sick.
Haiku #55658, by df
December 5, 2016 5:30 am ET

No, Garth, you are wrong.
A self-referring poem
is not poetry.

So what is it then?
Sad comedy at its best.
But that's okay too.

Here's an example:
This haiku is so stupid.
You see what I mean?
Haiku #55657, by df of Los Gofuckyourselfistanibadvilleberg
December 5, 2016 12:47 am ET

All hope is now lost.
Genocide by a Tweeto.
(A Cheeto that tweets.)

Drink some orange food dye
in the hopes of blending in
and avoid the camps.

You will not be starved.
You will be force fed Cheetos
and Dr. Pepper.
Haiku #55656, by df
December 5, 2016 12:39 am ET

What is green and dangerous? A gooseberry with a machine gun - October Weather
Haiku #55655, by October Weather of Tenerife
December 4, 2016 7:04 pm ET

self referential
you broke your own stupid rule
evil figpucker
Haiku #55654, by Garth Wigsucker
December 4, 2016 6:54 pm ET

Hello Badhaiku!
Details: PlusTeam Archive
Haiku #55653, by Pluss
December 4, 2016 1:22 pm ET

>>I'm only human.
Occasionally I fart.
And it's not a fart.
>>In line at Walmart.
In loose fitting khaki shorts.
What a mess I made.
>>The intercom blared,
"Clean up at register six.
Bring Clorox and gloves."
>>People then took pics
to upload onto Facebook.
That's my five minutes.
Haiku #55652, by Darth Figpucker of Merry Christmas!
December 4, 2016 5:39 am ET

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Haiku #55651, by Router of NY
December 3, 2016 3:27 am ET



The security,
Could use an upgrade 'round here,
This wasn't hard to do.
Haiku #55650, by Nobody of Nowhere
December 2, 2016 10:37 pm ET

ZOMG I LIEK UR BLOG ITS COOL AND STUFF SO LIEK YASS




Look mom! I'm rueotywiri
Haiku #55649, by Adam
December 2, 2016 4:31 pm ET

This is some happy poop
Haiku #55648, by Mature person of Matureville
December 2, 2016 4:30 pm ET

Funny how the spam
vanishes after I drop
a poop bomb, ain't it.
Haiku #55647, by df
December 1, 2016 10:09 pm ET

Okay, vhs.
If you think praying will work,
Pray all you wan to.

Or... you can try to email Janis to see if you can learn the code to log in to the website host and delete all the spam as it comes in. Imagine, actually doing something about it. Wow. He helps those who help me. Good luck.

Oh....

POOP!

Happy?
Haiku #55646, by df
December 1, 2016 10:06 pm ET

you know my beliefs
have me think i can wage a
thing called "spiritual"

warfare" on say spam.
what good does it do to pray
against spam postings?
Haiku #55645, by vhs
December 1, 2016 4:45 pm ET

Are you okay sir?
Maybe you should take a rest!
There is something wrong...



...with you...



...I hate haiku.
Haiku #55644, by Adam
December 1, 2016 7:54 am ET

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December 1, 2016 7:39 am ET

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December 1, 2016 7:38 am ET

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December 1, 2016 7:38 am ET