BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
17 Years
342 Days
and
51571 Haikus
later...
Haiku #51571, by propwtey of USA
October 20, 2014 5:33 pm ET

Lost four hundred bucks.
Signed up for the scam below.
Paid the enrollment.

Now the money's gone.
They will not return the cash.
It's Janis's fault.

I'll sue Bad Haiku!
Get ready to lose your house!
Lawyers are coming!
Haiku #51569, by What moron signs up for scams like these??????
October 20, 2014 9:23 am ET

LOL... I thought Janis was on top of this scam problem... fucking douchy scamming Africans.
Haiku #51568, by Anonymous Poet
October 20, 2014 2:07 am ET

Sex with aliens
Long distance relationship
You never call me
Haiku #51562, by Anonymous Poet
October 18, 2014 12:25 pm ET

Yo mom so hairy
she has got dingleberries
down on her ankles.
Haiku #51560, by nuclear terrorism wall street scare of NYSE
October 17, 2014 2:34 pm ET

Fucking Africans.
Spreading Ebola and spam.
I am giving up.
Haiku #51559, by Become God - Become Evil of Space Station 23X5J
October 16, 2014 5:17 pm ET

a pox on my house
this herpes zoster horror
get it off my chest
Haiku #51557, by ash
October 16, 2014 7:36 am ET

Shrinks and hoes? Same thing.
You lay down, they work on you,
you pay by the hour
Haiku #51556, by Mandingo Jungster Ebola
October 15, 2014 10:36 pm ET

I need a life change.
Switch careers from whore to pimp.
That's what my shrink says.
Haiku #51555, by Beavis on Coffee of I am the Great Cornholio
October 15, 2014 2:18 pm ET

No one likes my drink.
Garlic salt sardine latte.
Sip swallow gulp burp.
Haiku #51554, by Evil Alien Coffee of USA
October 15, 2014 9:50 am ET

ET drinks coffee.
Coffee is from outer space.
It's transplanted here.
Haiku #51551, by Darth Figpucker of Roswell, NM Coffee Bar
October 14, 2014 1:36 pm ET

Aliens got me.
But I was not abducted.
I went willingly.
Haiku #51550, by Darth Figpucker of Roswell, NM, USA
October 14, 2014 1:33 pm ET

you nude
i am mood
bed cry pain
Haiku #51547, by otteri selvakumar of 13, santhiyappa street, otteri, chennai 6000 12
October 14, 2014 8:51 am ET

on road
i kiss you
you stop breath
Haiku #51535, by otteri selvakumar of 13, santhiyappa street, otteri, chennai 6000 12
October 12, 2014 6:53 am ET

I fucking hate spam.
Spammers deserve ebola.
Die shitting out blood!
Haiku #51534, by Anonymous Poet
October 11, 2014 7:44 pm ET

Enormous backside.
Waddling tattooed duck.
Too greasy to eat.
Haiku #51524, by Anonymous Poet
October 9, 2014 2:12 pm ET

Ebola my sweet
Weed the meaty popsicles
Yours truly, Darwin
Haiku #51522, by Anonymous Poet
October 9, 2014 1:03 am ET

I do not love you.
In fact I think I hate you.
Lets go get some pie.
Haiku #51519, by Darth Figpucker
October 8, 2014 2:30 pm ET

Blow me, Blow me now
Where do you get milk in Qingdao?
Tina fey smells. Yo.
Haiku #51517, by Anonymous Poet
October 8, 2014 1:10 am ET

Fungal toes; Ash blows
My penis likes peach cobbler
Warm and gooey, mmmm
Haiku #51516, by Anonymous Poet
October 8, 2014 1:05 am ET

Social Media
Has Two Privacy Choices:
Public and Viral
Haiku #51515, by Jason of Seattle
October 8, 2014 12:36 am ET

Goodbye!
Haiku #51509, by Anonymous Poet
October 7, 2014 6:57 pm ET

Frogs enjoy jumping.
Turtles like to graze and sleep.
Iguanas get high.
Haiku #51508, by Anonymous Poet
October 7, 2014 6:56 pm ET

sunlight
so cool
Snow mood out
Haiku #51506, by otteri selvakumar of 13,santhiyappa street, otteri chennai 600012
October 7, 2014 1:01 pm ET

Sky Dear
Because you, dry
I call the rain
Haiku #51503, by otteri selvakumar of 13,santhiyappa street, otteri chennai 600012
October 7, 2014 12:34 pm ET

underwhere
upper nothing
under manything
Haiku #51502, by otteri selvakumar of 13,santhiyappa street, otteri chennai 600012
October 7, 2014 12:15 pm ET

Haiku #51501, by otteri selvakumar of south india
October 7, 2014 12:09 pm ET

Rose Flower
Smiling again
Lips words
Haiku #51500, by otteri selvakumar of 13, santhiyappa street, chennai
October 7, 2014 12:04 pm ET

Haiku #51499, by otteri selvakumar of 13, santhiyappa street, otteri, chennai - 600012
October 7, 2014 12:01 pm ET

who is this?
asking sky
at rainbow
Haiku #51496, by otteri selvakumar of 13, santhiyappa street, otteri, chennai 6000 12
October 7, 2014 4:56 am ET

sun ask
for sky
night love
Haiku #51495, by otteri selvakumar of 13, santhiyappa street, otteri, chennai 6000 12
October 7, 2014 4:50 am ET

Youtube popping zits.
Blackheads are called comedones.
Who woulda thunk it.
Haiku #51494, by Anonymous Poet
October 6, 2014 12:20 am ET

Dingle:
Just get the fuck out!
That's exactly what I did!
Great minds think alike.
Haiku #51493, by Great behinds stink alike.
October 5, 2014 12:22 pm ET

Angry dog climbs hill
breathing from bottom of lungs,
pisses on summit
Haiku #51492, by Beagle Mandingo
October 5, 2014 4:28 am ET

Shat my underwear
Put them in neighbors mail box
Then I left for work
Haiku #51491, by Dingle
October 5, 2014 3:16 am ET

I am pooping blood.
Rappin' Poet was too rough.
I can't even walk.

He can't resist me.
My ass is too enticing.
Fill me up again.
Haiku #51490, by Rappin' Poet's Gay Bitch
October 4, 2014 7:10 pm ET

yo bitch! stop crappin'
your rappin' is like fappin'
such as it happen

try and blow my mind
but you just blow in your pants
juicy happenstance

clean out them undies
you preachin' like the fundies
as you rave and rants

...nah, really : welcome back :)



Haiku #51489, by ash
October 4, 2014 9:01 am ET

She's a Maniac
She Blinded Me With Science
Hungry Like The Wolf
Haiku #51488, by Regal Beagle of guess the year , and I will mail you a donkey
October 3, 2014 11:49 pm ET

Stand back up bitch, yo
Got hot babe, she mails me fish
(smoked salmon, yum)

Do not need your ass
But thanks, for the offer, bitch
For filling, try Ash?
Haiku #51487, by Rappin Poet
October 3, 2014 1:54 pm ET

Thanks Rappin' Poet.
Cover me in your hot spooge.
I'll drain your balls dry.

Fill up my stomach.
Stuff my ass with your manhood.
My ass satisfies.
Haiku #51486, by Rappin' Poet's Gay Bitch
October 3, 2014 12:18 pm ET

Rappin poet back
To say: all you fools, ixnay
Your poetry: gay

Been years away, yes
Janice still rockin, go girl
You boys stroke your cocks

Squirt in yo face, ace
You're a big fat disgrace
Put yous in yo place
Haiku #51485, by Rappin Poet
October 3, 2014 12:08 pm ET

english haiku suck ?
go spill your steaming entrails
we love them long time
Haiku #51484, by ash
October 3, 2014 7:51 am ET

Jap haiku suck worse.
They're about used girls panties.
Sometimes Godzilla.

Haiku #51483, by Darth Figpucker
October 3, 2014 12:05 am ET

English Haikus suck.
The language serves them poorly.
Subtlety is lost.
Haiku #51482, by jonafi
October 2, 2014 4:56 pm ET

uiqnthrd
Haiku #51480, by uxidbygM of rNtxSove
October 1, 2014 4:08 pm ET

Stick figure boners.
IUPAC nomenclature.
Manufacture meth.
Haiku #51479, by Anonymous Poet
October 1, 2014 3:08 pm ET

The scammers are back.
Scam scam scam scam scam scam scam.
Scam scam scam scam scam.
Haiku #51478, by Anonymous Poet
September 30, 2014 8:04 am ET

Now it's time for work.
Re-killing the dinosaurs.
I won't need coffee.
Haiku #51477, by Anonymous Poet
September 30, 2014 8:01 am ET

Hello!
Haiku #51476, by toyrrour of USA
September 30, 2014 8:01 am ET

Money isn't bad.
Cookie monster makes me laugh.
Arabs are stupid.
Haiku #51475, by Anonymous Poet
September 30, 2014 8:00 am ET