BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
18 Years
78 Days
and
51983 Haikus
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Haiku #51983, by ywiyyrwo of USA
January 29, 2015 9:25 pm ET

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January 29, 2015 9:12 pm ET

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Haiku #51981, by iuyepotr of USA
January 29, 2015 9:10 pm ET

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Haiku #51980, by opitwrwp of USA
January 29, 2015 6:41 pm ET

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Haiku #51979, by uwroiyit of USA
January 29, 2015 6:41 pm ET

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Haiku #51978, by SBbcVXyS of zYGJntSN
January 29, 2015 4:11 pm ET

My wife just farted.
I breathed it in quite deeply.
I wish I hadn't.
Haiku #51973, by Anonymous Poet
January 28, 2015 5:34 pm ET

Let's talk about sex
Just kidding, let's please not
I'm still a virgin
Haiku #51972, by Virgin of Virginia
January 28, 2015 2:51 pm ET

What is to stop me
From making a long ass post
On this stupid site?
Haiku #51966, by Alex Jones of AMERICA
January 27, 2015 3:48 pm ET

Feelings are mixed say
I hate amazon but I
Get stuff cheaper there

Or wal mart with cheap
Everything who can keep
That bunch down? Amazon
Haiku #51965, by ronin
January 27, 2015 11:35 am ET

The danger is not
Being tough enough in mind
To say fuck you to

The right people
Haiku #51964, by ronin
January 27, 2015 11:26 am ET

Folks seem to indulge
Excess tolerate it then
Puritans take charge
Haiku #51963, by ronin
January 27, 2015 11:21 am ET

A child's wisdom.
I don't know what nothing is.
And I never will.
Haiku #51962, by Anonymous Poet
January 27, 2015 10:39 am ET

If you are a whore,
Limit the number of Johns.
Or you will be numb.
Haiku #51958, by Darth Figpucker
January 27, 2015 1:50 am ET

Think guns and roses
For sale on vinyl 2015
Hows times really change
Haiku #51957, by ronin
January 26, 2015 10:27 pm ET

After fifteen years
I think I'd move on and let words
Remain on the webpage
Haiku #51956, by ronin
January 26, 2015 10:23 pm ET

What if poetry
Is bisexual then does
It fail with both sexes?
Haiku #51955, by ronin
January 26, 2015 10:17 pm ET

I felt real life true
Solid depression here when
I wrote taking it

Personally, feeling
Leave the field to the ghetto rats
Let them burn their own
Haiku #51954, by ronin
January 26, 2015 10:15 pm ET

I don't like how folks
Live in bubbles talking to
Themselves like budgies

Attack their own reflection
Haiku #51953, by ronin
January 26, 2015 10:12 pm ET

The stuff written
In the haiku to outdo
Bondagecpony girls
Haiku #51952, by ronin
January 26, 2015 10:10 pm ET

Honestly it used
to be way worse on here
Gramma has a cock
Haiku #51951, by Anonymous Poet
January 26, 2015 5:59 pm ET

Some Haikus are good
But they end in a strange way
Refrigerator
Haiku #51949, by Dukes of Hazard
January 26, 2015 4:02 pm ET

Hunger drove your mind,
Where once were two, there is one.
Cannibalism.
Haiku #51947, by Nathaniel Owen of Japetus, Moon of Saturn
January 26, 2015 12:46 pm ET

A voice advises;
The dragon in the kitchen,
says "stop smoking pot."
Haiku #51946, by Nathaniel Owen of Japetus, Moon of Saturn
January 26, 2015 12:42 pm ET

Unwise fantasy.
I want to go rob a bank.
In my underwear.
Haiku #51945, by Darth Figpucker
January 26, 2015 9:42 am ET

You have the power.
Slowing time is possible.
Do more silly shit.
Haiku #51944, by Anonymous Poet
January 26, 2015 9:35 am ET

doing silly shit
i should realise i'm old
my broken rib hurts
Haiku #51943, by ash
January 24, 2015 7:23 am ET

Poop drum fills with sun
Something here pays like light beer
Underwater fear
Haiku #51942, by Anonymous Poet
January 24, 2015 4:35 am ET

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Haiku #51941, by Mindfulness Courses Dublin of uae
January 24, 2015 2:05 am ET

Highway overpass
Won't save us from tornadoes
Soon we fly away
Haiku #51940, by Anonymous Poet
January 24, 2015 12:11 am ET

Scrumptious pudding
Exacerbated cold sore
Facing off again
Haiku #51938, by Anonymous Poet
January 23, 2015 12:29 am ET

Bill Baller is hoax.
Well, his penis is a hoax.
Or so says his wife.
Haiku #51937, by Anonymous Poet
January 23, 2015 12:03 am ET

9 1 1 was hoax
holocaust is a hoax
infowars dot com!
Haiku #51935, by Alex Jones of AMERICA
January 22, 2015 11:44 am ET

holocaust was fake
bush did 911, dude!
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January 22, 2015 9:58 am ET

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Haiku #51933, by verhuizen hoorn of uae
January 22, 2015 4:33 am ET

Raindrop reflections
Mossy trees clinging to earth
Wind swept clouds creeping
Haiku #51930, by Anonymous Poet
January 21, 2015 12:33 am ET

I want to buy it.
The Ed Gein nipple necklace.
I'd wear it to work.
Haiku #51927, by Anonymous Poet
January 20, 2015 9:38 am ET

I wrote a haiku.
It was about sudoku.
It was boring.... shit.
Haiku #51924, by Anonymous Poet
January 19, 2015 2:43 pm ET

I have one question:
Why is poetry so gay?
Because you wrote it.
Haiku #51923, by Anonymous Poet
January 19, 2015 2:42 pm ET

what's that ? come again ?
confected priapism ?
that's hard to believe...
Haiku #51921, by ash
January 17, 2015 6:46 am ET

Old is relative
How 'bout pterodactyl porn?
I'll bet it's out there
Haiku #51915, by Anonymous Poet
January 15, 2015 12:25 am ET

Child porn is old.
Senior porn is so much worse.
Nursing home spy cams!
Haiku #51905, by NursingHomeSpyCams.com
January 12, 2015 9:11 pm ET

Speech is limited
Draw and distribute child porn
And see what happens.
Haiku #51903, by Anonymous Poet
January 12, 2015 12:46 pm ET

The hypocrisy
Of the marching autocrats
While Snowden exiled.
Haiku #51902, by Janis
January 12, 2015 12:45 pm ET

As the snow falls down
A squirrel sits by the glass.
Eating some garbage.
Haiku #51901, by Janis
January 12, 2015 12:37 pm ET

Don't mind funny trolls
Syllabic rigor though please.
If not just offal.
Haiku #51900, by Janis
January 12, 2015 12:31 pm ET

As cool as a gay
star wars themed wedding would be,
it's all just drivel.
Haiku #51899, by Janis
January 12, 2015 10:53 am ET

you sad little man
projection and denial
w00t ! w00t ! who's gay now ?
Haiku #51898, by ash
January 12, 2015 3:58 am ET

Why does he repeat
the same thing all the damn time?
He's just that stupid?

I mean, I'm a troll,
but at least I mix it up
and try for some laughs.

Any truth to the
gay Star Wars wedding postings?
That would be too cool.

I'll go have a drink.
Rum and some Naked fruit juice.
Antioxidants! ;-)
Haiku #51897, by Darth Figpucker of In the south barn.
January 11, 2015 10:53 pm ET

A haiku entitled, "Quite literally a Wasted Load of Semen"

Ok. iamback's
been hatetrolling this website
for more than 10 years.
Haiku #51896, by Janis
January 11, 2015 9:03 pm ET