BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
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Haiku #51601, by Anna Maria of Jakarta, Indonesia
October 30, 2014 6:33 am ET

Janis should marry someone named Hugh.
Then they would be Hugh Janis.
Haiku #51600, by Darth Figpucker
October 28, 2014 10:42 am ET

Scam loan service ;-[] !!!
Fake loan website scam scam scam! >:-|O|
Scamming loan service
Haiku #51599, by Payday loan scam
October 28, 2014 10:38 am ET

Emoticon spam.
Scamming you with a smile.
Scam loans everywhere.
Haiku #51598, by Anonymous Poet
October 28, 2014 10:32 am ET

Haiku #51597, by rpFBHihA of LrVanUFj
October 28, 2014 9:56 am ET

Buddha was not fat.
And why do you even care??
Go eat Haagen-Dazs.



Stupid messsage board program will nix letters w/ accents but won't cut out live links.

Haiku #51596, by Anonymous Poet
October 25, 2014 2:55 pm ET

Buddha was not fat.
And why do you even care?
Go eat H
Haiku #51595, by Anonymous Poet
October 25, 2014 2:53 pm ET

Haiku #51594, by srZZjQja of ZEgcVpPr
October 25, 2014 7:40 am ET

Time will remember
what we do from now until
Shoe gaze lobster bris
Haiku #51593, by I like Ikebana of Japan
October 25, 2014 5:16 am ET

Expressive freedom
means forgetting who you are
while being yourself
Haiku #51592, by Serious donkey
October 25, 2014 4:12 am ET

Virginia Woolf
reading her made me throw up,
but in a good way.
Haiku #51591, by Mandingo Fandango Euphoria
October 25, 2014 3:02 am ET

Trouser lava rage
Mistaken identity
Shameful lab rat
Haiku #51590, by Bleep
October 25, 2014 1:11 am ET

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Haiku #51589, by WMsVEtUy of KhXnoOtO
October 24, 2014 7:55 pm ET

She blows sperm bubbles.
They come out of her nostrils.
Like kids puking milk.
Haiku #51588, by Anonymous Poet
October 24, 2014 7:12 pm ET

Cool autumn breezes
are only the beginning;
Fallen leaves don't care
Haiku #51582, by Amongst The Rabble
October 23, 2014 4:19 pm ET

I ate some black beans.
The beans will work their magic.
Today I will fart.

I will trade my beans.
If you have a magic cow.
We'll make giant farts.
Haiku #51581, by Jack off and bean stalker
October 23, 2014 2:34 pm ET

Damn spam scam cram slam.
Wham bam ma'am ram jam lam yam.
Sam dam ham pram cam.

Nigerian loan or only pill scammers deserve ebola. Let us only hope it will spread there from Liberia.

Africans are pigs.
Ebola will cleanse the earth.
Praise mother nature!
Haiku #51578, by Anonymous Poet
October 22, 2014 6:31 am ET

Lost four hundred bucks.
Signed up for the scam below.
Paid the enrollment.

Now the money's gone.
They will not return the cash.
It's Janis's fault.

I'll sue Bad Haiku!
Get ready to lose your house!
Lawyers are coming!
Haiku #51569, by What moron signs up for scams like these??????
October 20, 2014 9:23 am ET

LOL... I thought Janis was on top of this scam problem... fucking douchy scamming Africans.
Haiku #51568, by Anonymous Poet
October 20, 2014 2:07 am ET

Sex with aliens
Long distance relationship
You never call me
Haiku #51562, by Anonymous Poet
October 18, 2014 12:25 pm ET

Yo mom so hairy
she has got dingleberries
down on her ankles.
Haiku #51560, by nuclear terrorism wall street scare of NYSE
October 17, 2014 2:34 pm ET

Fucking Africans.
Spreading Ebola and spam.
I am giving up.
Haiku #51559, by Become God - Become Evil of Space Station 23X5J
October 16, 2014 5:17 pm ET

a pox on my house
this herpes zoster horror
get it off my chest
Haiku #51557, by ash
October 16, 2014 7:36 am ET

Shrinks and hoes? Same thing.
You lay down, they work on you,
you pay by the hour
Haiku #51556, by Mandingo Jungster Ebola
October 15, 2014 10:36 pm ET

I need a life change.
Switch careers from whore to pimp.
That's what my shrink says.
Haiku #51555, by Beavis on Coffee of I am the Great Cornholio
October 15, 2014 2:18 pm ET

No one likes my drink.
Garlic salt sardine latte.
Sip swallow gulp burp.
Haiku #51554, by Evil Alien Coffee of USA
October 15, 2014 9:50 am ET

ET drinks coffee.
Coffee is from outer space.
It's transplanted here.
Haiku #51551, by Darth Figpucker of Roswell, NM Coffee Bar
October 14, 2014 1:36 pm ET

Aliens got me.
But I was not abducted.
I went willingly.
Haiku #51550, by Darth Figpucker of Roswell, NM, USA
October 14, 2014 1:33 pm ET

you nude
i am mood
bed cry pain
Haiku #51547, by otteri selvakumar of 13, santhiyappa street, otteri, chennai 6000 12
October 14, 2014 8:51 am ET

on road
i kiss you
you stop breath
Haiku #51535, by otteri selvakumar of 13, santhiyappa street, otteri, chennai 6000 12
October 12, 2014 6:53 am ET

I fucking hate spam.
Spammers deserve ebola.
Die shitting out blood!
Haiku #51534, by Anonymous Poet
October 11, 2014 7:44 pm ET

Enormous backside.
Waddling tattooed duck.
Too greasy to eat.
Haiku #51524, by Anonymous Poet
October 9, 2014 2:12 pm ET

Ebola my sweet
Weed the meaty popsicles
Yours truly, Darwin
Haiku #51522, by Anonymous Poet
October 9, 2014 1:03 am ET

I do not love you.
In fact I think I hate you.
Lets go get some pie.
Haiku #51519, by Darth Figpucker
October 8, 2014 2:30 pm ET

Blow me, Blow me now
Where do you get milk in Qingdao?
Tina fey smells. Yo.
Haiku #51517, by Anonymous Poet
October 8, 2014 1:10 am ET

Fungal toes; Ash blows
My penis likes peach cobbler
Warm and gooey, mmmm
Haiku #51516, by Anonymous Poet
October 8, 2014 1:05 am ET

Social Media
Has Two Privacy Choices:
Public and Viral
Haiku #51515, by Jason of Seattle
October 8, 2014 12:36 am ET

Goodbye!
Haiku #51509, by Anonymous Poet
October 7, 2014 6:57 pm ET

Frogs enjoy jumping.
Turtles like to graze and sleep.
Iguanas get high.
Haiku #51508, by Anonymous Poet
October 7, 2014 6:56 pm ET

sunlight
so cool
Snow mood out
Haiku #51506, by otteri selvakumar of 13,santhiyappa street, otteri chennai 600012
October 7, 2014 1:01 pm ET

Sky Dear
Because you, dry
I call the rain
Haiku #51503, by otteri selvakumar of 13,santhiyappa street, otteri chennai 600012
October 7, 2014 12:34 pm ET

underwhere
upper nothing
under manything
Haiku #51502, by otteri selvakumar of 13,santhiyappa street, otteri chennai 600012
October 7, 2014 12:15 pm ET

Haiku #51501, by otteri selvakumar of south india
October 7, 2014 12:09 pm ET

Rose Flower
Smiling again
Lips words
Haiku #51500, by otteri selvakumar of 13, santhiyappa street, chennai
October 7, 2014 12:04 pm ET

Haiku #51499, by otteri selvakumar of 13, santhiyappa street, otteri, chennai - 600012
October 7, 2014 12:01 pm ET

who is this?
asking sky
at rainbow
Haiku #51496, by otteri selvakumar of 13, santhiyappa street, otteri, chennai 6000 12
October 7, 2014 4:56 am ET

sun ask
for sky
night love
Haiku #51495, by otteri selvakumar of 13, santhiyappa street, otteri, chennai 6000 12
October 7, 2014 4:50 am ET

Youtube popping zits.
Blackheads are called comedones.
Who woulda thunk it.
Haiku #51494, by Anonymous Poet
October 6, 2014 12:20 am ET

Dingle:
Just get the fuck out!
That's exactly what I did!
Great minds think alike.
Haiku #51493, by Great behinds stink alike.
October 5, 2014 12:22 pm ET

Angry dog climbs hill
breathing from bottom of lungs,
pisses on summit
Haiku #51492, by Beagle Mandingo
October 5, 2014 4:28 am ET