Farts used to wage war.
Sulfide stench in the trenches.
Damn my wife's big ass!
Sulfide stench in the trenches.
Damn my wife's big ass!
Haiku #49809, by Darth Figpucker
June 19, 2013 8:17 am ET
June 19, 2013 8:17 am ET
BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
16 Years
219 Days
and
49809 Haikus
later...
219 Days
and
49809 Haikus
later...
a warning then, may
be these are my first words and
far from the last ones
be these are my first words and
far from the last ones
Haiku #49808, by vhs
June 19, 2013 12:59 am ET
June 19, 2013 12:59 am ET
well isn't this a
dadaist paraside
so precise, yet not
dadaist paraside
so precise, yet not
Haiku #49807, by Anonymous Poet
June 19, 2013 12:57 am ET
June 19, 2013 12:57 am ET
what ya on about ?
you're changing like the weather
and i need firm ground
you're changing like the weather
and i need firm ground
were not a lot of
these haiku death poems as
samurai's last words?
these haiku death poems as
samurai's last words?
the pocket call with
garbled voices over cell
crackle frack flick flum
garbled voices over cell
crackle frack flick flum
Men who fuck chickens
are known as chicken-fuckers.
Doth Sayeth The Lord.
-1st Corinthians 3:3... or something.
are known as chicken-fuckers.
Doth Sayeth The Lord.
-1st Corinthians 3:3... or something.
Haiku #49803, by Darth Figpucker
June 18, 2013 11:43 am ET
June 18, 2013 11:43 am ET
take my word for it
a life of constant surprise
is pretty tiring
a life of constant surprise
is pretty tiring
Haiku #49802, by ash
June 18, 2013 7:47 am ET
June 18, 2013 7:47 am ET
a prolapsed navel
umbilical hernia
weight lifting malaise
umbilical hernia
weight lifting malaise
Haiku #49801, by Lush
June 18, 2013 4:22 am ET
June 18, 2013 4:22 am ET
Dead dried frog in street.
Frisbee for Philippine kids.
And jerky for lunch.
Frisbee for Philippine kids.
And jerky for lunch.
Haiku #49800, by Darth Figpucker
June 17, 2013 4:09 am ET
June 17, 2013 4:09 am ET
well between spambots
viagra ads and so on
get to haiku foks...
even if this pleases the dadaist
in me
viagra ads and so on
get to haiku foks...
even if this pleases the dadaist
in me
Haiku #49799, by vhs
June 16, 2013 11:03 pm ET
June 16, 2013 11:03 pm ET
tamil and camel
smoked a major, hello
from maine, rewind time
smoked a major, hello
from maine, rewind time
Haiku #49793, by vhs
June 13, 2013 1:00 pm ET
June 13, 2013 1:00 pm ET
sleep well
on bed sex well done
just for dreams
on bed sex well done
just for dreams
Haiku #49792, by otteri selvakumar of 13,santhiyappa street, otteri, chennai, 600012
June 12, 2013 4:53 pm ET
June 12, 2013 4:53 pm ET
moon less sky
frog sing again a sound
a dark
frog sing again a sound
a dark
Haiku #49791, by otteri selvakumar of 13,santhiyappa street, otteri, chennai, 600012
June 12, 2013 4:39 pm ET
June 12, 2013 4:39 pm ET
my haiku is not
5-7-5 so what?
search google
5-7-5 so what?
search google
Haiku #49790, by otteri selvakumar of 13,santhiyappa street, otteri, chennai, 600012
June 12, 2013 4:34 pm ET
June 12, 2013 4:34 pm ET
moon raped
with black clouds
a rain kiss
with black clouds
a rain kiss
Haiku #49789, by otteri selvakumar of 13,santhiyappa street, otteri, chennai, 600012
June 12, 2013 4:27 pm ET
June 12, 2013 4:27 pm ET
love fuck again
in my heart with hot
on the bed
in my heart with hot
on the bed
Haiku #49788, by otteri selvakumar of 13,santhiyappa street, otteri, chennai, 600012
June 12, 2013 4:23 pm ET
June 12, 2013 4:23 pm ET
a wall Clock
afternoon 12 hours
thorns body relation
afternoon 12 hours
thorns body relation
Haiku #49787, by otteri selvakumar of 13,santhiyappa street, otteri, chennai, 600012
June 12, 2013 4:19 pm ET
June 12, 2013 4:19 pm ET
open sky bed
sun and moon sleep
singing stars
sun and moon sleep
singing stars
Haiku #49786, by otteri selvakumar of 13,santhiyappa street, otteri, chennai, 600012
June 12, 2013 4:12 pm ET
June 12, 2013 4:12 pm ET
so sun hot
summer want too cool
go sun welcome moon
summer want too cool
go sun welcome moon
Haiku #49785, by otteri selvakumar of 13,santhiyappa street, otteri, chennai, 600012
June 12, 2013 4:07 pm ET
June 12, 2013 4:07 pm ET
other vise search
again you and yours
body only nude
again you and yours
body only nude
Haiku #49784, by otteri selvakumar of 13,santhiyappa street, otteri, chennai, 600012
June 12, 2013 3:49 pm ET
June 12, 2013 3:49 pm ET
another outrage
and the signs of the times bear
witness to humans
and the signs of the times bear
witness to humans
Haiku #49782, by vhs
June 12, 2013 1:38 am ET
June 12, 2013 1:38 am ET
and another day
turns into another day
like those before it
turns into another day
like those before it
Haiku #49780, by ash
June 10, 2013 7:55 pm ET
June 10, 2013 7:55 pm ET
The hotel had a
Tacky 60's Las Vegas
Sun dried charm to it
Tacky 60's Las Vegas
Sun dried charm to it
Haiku #49779, by Shirley Smothers
June 9, 2013 7:35 pm ET
June 9, 2013 7:35 pm ET
sun oil and towel
swipe the badge to your fave beach
summer as usual
swipe the badge to your fave beach
summer as usual
I like it darth, I
like it I love it...
fuck it it's summer
and the outhouses are out
shit in summer fun
like it I love it...
fuck it it's summer
and the outhouses are out
shit in summer fun
Haiku #49775, by vhs
June 6, 2013 1:38 am ET
June 6, 2013 1:38 am ET
mind irresolute
body irredeemable
soul behind velvet
body irredeemable
soul behind velvet
Haiku #49774, by Lush
June 6, 2013 12:10 am ET
June 6, 2013 12:10 am ET
Disgusting toilet.
Overflowing filth bucket.
Mosquito heaven.
Overflowing filth bucket.
Mosquito heaven.
Haiku #49773, by Darth Figpucker.
June 5, 2013 11:07 pm ET
June 5, 2013 11:07 pm ET
I understand how
you feel, I'd like some firm earth
to stand on as well
you feel, I'd like some firm earth
to stand on as well
Haiku #49772, by vhs
June 5, 2013 11:25 am ET
June 5, 2013 11:25 am ET
well it's summer and
stormy sometimes, and then it's
quite sunny so shrug!
stormy sometimes, and then it's
quite sunny so shrug!
Haiku #49771, by vhs
June 5, 2013 11:23 am ET
June 5, 2013 11:23 am ET
what ya on about ?
you're changing like the weather
and i need firm ground
you're changing like the weather
and i need firm ground
Haiku #49770, by ash
June 5, 2013 7:21 am ET
June 5, 2013 7:21 am ET
yummy, water up
your ass and a dead chicken
in a shell, good stuff
your ass and a dead chicken
in a shell, good stuff
Haiku #49769, by vhs
June 4, 2013 12:19 am ET
June 4, 2013 12:19 am ET
Dog stew with carrots!
I'm now in the Philippines.
And there's no TP.
TP is water.
Splashed up under your asshole.
Poured down your back side.
Balot egg for lunch.
A hard-boiled abortion.
Google balot egg.
I'm now in the Philippines.
And there's no TP.
TP is water.
Splashed up under your asshole.
Poured down your back side.
Balot egg for lunch.
A hard-boiled abortion.
Google balot egg.
Haiku #49767, by Anonymous Poet
June 2, 2013 11:02 pm ET
June 2, 2013 11:02 pm ET
people who write are
driven by ego, talent
all too human, and
only the words speak when
we are passed away, echoes
of who we once were
driven by ego, talent
all too human, and
only the words speak when
we are passed away, echoes
of who we once were
Haiku #49766, by vhs
June 1, 2013 12:43 pm ET
June 1, 2013 12:43 pm ET
history shows the
ruins of man's past living
foundations outside
ruins of man's past living
foundations outside
Haiku #49765, by vhs
May 31, 2013 1:36 pm ET
May 31, 2013 1:36 pm ET
re runs of rock vids
queen ties the screen brian may's
guitar was home made
queen ties the screen brian may's
guitar was home made
Haiku #49764, by vhs
May 31, 2013 1:34 pm ET
May 31, 2013 1:34 pm ET
old painting from the
90s, 8 bucks at goodwill
who is the artist?
90s, 8 bucks at goodwill
who is the artist?
Haiku #49763, by vhs
May 31, 2013 1:33 pm ET
May 31, 2013 1:33 pm ET
years of hoarding builds
obsolete items and trash
yard sales soon follow
obsolete items and trash
yard sales soon follow
Haiku #49762, by vhs
May 31, 2013 1:32 pm ET
May 31, 2013 1:32 pm ET
the pocket call with
garbled voices over cell
crackle frack flick flum
garbled voices over cell
crackle frack flick flum
Haiku #49761, by vhs
May 31, 2013 1:31 pm ET
May 31, 2013 1:31 pm ET
a silent website
not quite 404 the world
overconnected
not quite 404 the world
overconnected
Haiku #49760, by vhs
May 31, 2013 1:30 pm ET
May 31, 2013 1:30 pm ET
at the drive thru a
bit of sarcasm gets a
cold look from a flip
bit of sarcasm gets a
cold look from a flip
Haiku #49759, by vhs
May 31, 2013 1:29 pm ET
May 31, 2013 1:29 pm ET
as we become old
more reactionary is
what we lose bad, good?
more reactionary is
what we lose bad, good?
Haiku #49758, by vhs
May 30, 2013 1:15 pm ET
May 30, 2013 1:15 pm ET
well at least that got
five or six haikus out of
you, desert wine?
five or six haikus out of
you, desert wine?
Haiku #49757, by vhs
May 30, 2013 9:17 am ET
May 30, 2013 9:17 am ET
disregard the guard
batter all bastions blindly
exalt in tumult
batter all bastions blindly
exalt in tumult
Haiku #49756, by Lush
May 30, 2013 2:06 am ET
May 30, 2013 2:06 am ET
repetition mine
like the rhythm of your time
mine a gentler clime
like the rhythm of your time
mine a gentler clime
Haiku #49755, by Lush
May 30, 2013 2:04 am ET
May 30, 2013 2:04 am ET
hierarchy of needs
number one is fun, my son
a sine qua non
number one is fun, my son
a sine qua non
Haiku #49754, by Lush of pardon my Latin
May 30, 2013 2:02 am ET
May 30, 2013 2:02 am ET
my primary aim
alleviate this ass itch
noble pursuits lost
alleviate this ass itch
noble pursuits lost
Haiku #49753, by Lush
May 30, 2013 2:00 am ET
May 30, 2013 2:00 am ET
my Important work!
I cleanse the system for us
who are we, shit soak?
I cleanse the system for us
who are we, shit soak?
Haiku #49752, by Lush
May 30, 2013 1:59 am ET
May 30, 2013 1:59 am ET
all hackers assholes
under cloak of purity
leave my asshole reamed
under cloak of purity
leave my asshole reamed
Haiku #49751, by Anonymous Poet
May 30, 2013 1:57 am ET
May 30, 2013 1:57 am ET