BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
21 Years
338 Days
and
60250 Haikus
later...
Carved our initials
Century old Balete Tree
Put up tire swing
Haiku #60250, by Witchy Island
October 16, 2018 1:55 pm ET

Split. Bite size pieces
Safest way to eat hot dog
(Mega Jumbo size)
Haiku #60249, by Admirer
October 16, 2018 1:48 pm ET

The Siquijor whores
selling souvenirs to fend
off evil spirits.

I just laugh and say,
"It doesn't work or else I
would be kept away."

Then they tell me where
I can buy some cooked children.
Gotta love witches.

Needs barbecue sauce.
Other than that it's not bad.
Island of devils.
Haiku #60248, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
October 16, 2018 1:27 pm ET

I want my head pierced.
Steve Martin's arrow, but real.
That would be extreme.

Open heart tattoo.
If you want to prove your love.
Talk about extreme!
Haiku #60247, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
October 16, 2018 1:18 pm ET

Extreme body mod.
Only split end is penis.
Someone tell me why.
Haiku #60246, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
October 16, 2018 1:14 pm ET

He's such a nice guy
He's got the best hair ever
No split ends in sight
Haiku #60245, by Mack. Looking crazy and handsome of Philippines souvenir shop
October 16, 2018 12:43 pm ET

Figpucker. Mansion
Truckload of Conditioner
Glad to blow this load
Haiku #60244, by Mack. Looking crazy and handsome
October 16, 2018 12:17 pm ET

Snaggletooth Blow Job
Breathing new life into old game
Turtle Head pokes out
Haiku #60243, by Kennebunkport resident of Undisclosed
October 16, 2018 12:08 pm ET

the old life is gone
the new one will never know
time burns all bridges
Haiku #60242, by df
October 16, 2018 10:46 am ET

*they're... shoot me now.
Haiku #60241, by Anonymous Poet
October 16, 2018 10:26 am ET

Tortoises mating.
Parents say that its leap frog.
No, mom, their fucking.
Haiku #60240, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
October 16, 2018 10:26 am ET

Deadliest of snot.
Exploding monkey boogers.
Bursting zoo windows.
Haiku #60239, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
October 16, 2018 6:19 am ET

I think I am gay.
I just drank two apple beers.
What's more gay than that?!
Haiku #60238, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
October 16, 2018 4:15 am ET

There's a huge problem.
It's right down inside my pants.
The back, not the front.
Haiku #60237, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
October 16, 2018 4:11 am ET

Asleep at the wheel
Chaos! Noise Lights Farts....Steering
Long haul guardrail graze
Haiku #60236, by Mack. Looking crazy and handsome of Mack's Truck
October 16, 2018 2:59 am ET

Semi-Consciousness
Breathing Farts. Having visions
A Back end blow out
Haiku #60235, by Mack of Rest Area (with showers)
October 16, 2018 12:45 am ET

Driving and thinking
Mighty strange thoughts. Full Moon.
Practice Thriller Dance
Haiku #60234, by Mack
October 16, 2018 12:41 am ET

Pissing in a can
Then chuck it out my window
I love truck driving
Haiku #60233, by Mack
October 16, 2018 12:36 am ET

Whiskey on the floor
Falling for you. Falling apart
Giving you my fart
Haiku #60232, by Anonymous Poet
October 16, 2018 12:34 am ET

There's someone I know
Went to Africa said the
Pygmies have great weed
Haiku #60231, by Surprising Facts of Africa
October 16, 2018 12:23 am ET

Get Help. Sign up now.
Hair Conditioner Anon
Friend of Vidal S.
Haiku #60230, by Anonymous Poet
October 16, 2018 12:14 am ET

Freedom from desire
It irritates some people
I say good riddance
Haiku #60229, by MONARCH of Happy Fun Making Time
October 16, 2018 12:02 am ET

Leftovers from lunch
Bento box spread wide open
Microbes hard at work
Haiku #60228, by Anonymous Poet
October 15, 2018 9:51 pm ET

Pie on windowsill
Will it attract a hobo?
Or a line of ants?
Haiku #60227, by Anonymous Poet
October 15, 2018 9:46 pm ET

Sometimes I just wish
I had a huge problem like
The one in your pants
Haiku #60226, by Anonymous Poet
October 15, 2018 9:43 pm ET

God is watching you
Seen your Amazon Wish List
More conditioner?!!!
Haiku #60225, by Anonymous Poet
October 15, 2018 9:41 pm ET

Nanny Goat's got goals
Stealing shirts off the clothesline
Bleating, skipping around
Haiku #60224, by Anonymous Poet
October 15, 2018 9:38 pm ET

The men with huge feet
Will be there soon, as you know
Huge feet and a big....
Haiku #60223, by Anonymous Poet
October 15, 2018 9:35 pm ET

Feeling organic.
Goat milk granola climax.
Chunky and funky.
Haiku #60222, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
October 15, 2018 9:24 pm ET

God hates us I know.
Cows don't make chocolate milk.
Mosquitoes exist.
Haiku #60221, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
October 15, 2018 8:43 pm ET

well leave them leaves a
bit alone they end up on
the neighbor's yard way
Haiku #60220, by vhs
October 15, 2018 6:35 pm ET

Lazy and ice cold
I just want to be the first
To climb Mt. Haikuji
Haiku #60219, by Anonymous Poet
October 15, 2018 2:58 pm ET

Witchy Autumn Spell
Wind blow leaves to neighbor's yard
Can't rake them. Too hard.
Haiku #60218, by Anonymous Poet
October 15, 2018 2:06 pm ET

recipe for love
A bottomless cup of coffee
Topless barista
Haiku #60217, by Black Coffee of In bed
October 15, 2018 1:59 pm ET

Standing in line now
Free samples of the worms day
Fly out your way soon
Haiku #60216, by Robin of Your yard
October 15, 2018 12:34 pm ET

*Fertilized.
Haiku #60215, by Christ, I suck.
October 15, 2018 10:29 am ET

*EasterBated
Haiku #60214, by Anonymous Poet
October 15, 2018 10:28 am ET

Chocolate Jesus.
This is My Body and Blood.
Cream filled, bite the head.

Eaterbated Peeps.
Fertiled eggs will soon hatch
a Devilish plan.
Haiku #60213, by Fat Drug Her Pick
October 15, 2018 5:01 am ET

And finally, this
Wind is blowing my mind off
The thing it sits on
Haiku #60212, by Anonymous Poet
October 15, 2018 2:41 am ET

Carrying my phone
Looking cool as fuck all, eh?
Watch me talk on it
Haiku #60211, by Cool
October 15, 2018 2:38 am ET

Writing my poem
About the new haiku smell
Feeling so lucky
Haiku #60210, by Anonymous Poet
October 15, 2018 2:36 am ET

Forecast calls for wind
Blowing straight out of your junk
And out the back end

Tie down the whole street
Seek out cover and good coffee
Wait out this weather
Haiku #60209, by Anonymous Poet
October 15, 2018 2:34 am ET

Hair conditioner
We know what you do with it
So, stop it right now
Haiku #60208, by Anonymous Poet
October 15, 2018 2:29 am ET

Delicatessen
Genoa hard salami?
Comes with own mayo
Haiku #60207, by Anonymous Poet
October 15, 2018 1:44 am ET

priesthood and boners
The only problem with this
Hiding salami
Haiku #60206, by Anonymous Poet
October 15, 2018 1:39 am ET

Birdsong of the wind
Lullaby of the fat worms
Asleep in the nest
Haiku #60205, by Happy Baby Bird of Nest
October 15, 2018 1:30 am ET

Delicate crane's eggs
Tickled by fluttering wind
Humping fan on low
Haiku #60204, by Anonymous Poet
October 15, 2018 1:25 am ET

Multitasking rules!
Masturbate to poetry.
Kill two birds, you know.
Haiku #60203, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
October 15, 2018 1:19 am ET

Danced with my old friend
Tornado Toes ( he's a ghost)
Hit him up some time
Haiku #60202, by Anonymous Poet
October 15, 2018 1:11 am ET

Penis size the same
Lookalike of the sandworms
Protein shakes for all
Haiku #60201, by Anonymous Poet
October 15, 2018 1:09 am ET