BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
17 Years
291 Days
and
51179 Haikus
later...
Grateful Dead acid.
I remember it fondly.
Jerry's face blotter.

Your dog seems happy.
Now your turn, conservative
old grumpy fart man.
Haiku #51179, by Anonymous Poet
August 30, 2014 8:32 am ET

I need to go poop.
But I'm writing these haiku.
Too late, shat myself.
Haiku #51178, by Anonymous Poet
August 30, 2014 8:21 am ET

What a dick I am!
I just cannot stop myself.
I'll go beat off now.
Haiku #51177, by Anonymous Poet
August 30, 2014 8:19 am ET

I will take over.
No other poems remain.
Except for my own.
Haiku #51176, by Anonymous Poet
August 30, 2014 8:17 am ET

Never recycle.
It wastes too much energy.
There's no benefit.
Haiku #51175, by Anonymous Poet
August 30, 2014 8:16 am ET

My love has dried up.
Along with my tiny balls.
I won't take those pills!
Haiku #51174, by Anonymous Poet
August 30, 2014 8:11 am ET

Most awful flavors
can only be concocted
by mother-in-law.
Haiku #51173, by Anonymous Poet
August 30, 2014 8:09 am ET

Oh, mushy dog poo,
let me squish you in my shoes,
treading new carpets.
Haiku #51172, by Anonymous Poet
August 30, 2014 8:06 am ET

Hey, pay attention
Heavy partition mud eat
Please dance to the beat
Haiku #51171, by Anonymous Poet
August 30, 2014 5:00 am ET

Haiku #51170, by tperyeoo of USA
August 30, 2014 3:44 am ET

Hello!
Haiku #51169, by weoytyer of USA
August 30, 2014 12:17 am ET

Hello!
Haiku #51168, by pttuteey of USA
August 30, 2014 12:15 am ET

Hello!
Haiku #51167, by pprroity of USA
August 30, 2014 12:14 am ET

Hello!
Haiku #51166, by twttpori of USA
August 30, 2014 12:13 am ET

This Haiku website
Walls of a New York subway
Almost the same thing

Except for one thing...
Most of what goes up here stays
Subway's washed away
Haiku #51165, by Floss Regularly
August 29, 2014 11:10 pm ET



Damn, you dosed my dog!
He just sits there listening
To the Grateful Dead
Haiku #51162, by Concerned Citizen
August 28, 2014 8:30 pm ET

Hello!
Haiku #51161, by orwuypiu of USA
August 28, 2014 11:15 am ET


Your dog is tripping.
I put acid in his bowl.
Watch out for my poop.
Haiku #51159, by LSD Will Set You Free!
August 27, 2014 11:52 pm ET

You fitlthy hippy
Quit going poop in my yard
Hope my dog bites you
Haiku #51158, by Concerned Citizen
August 27, 2014 11:01 pm ET

Get a limp dick now!
Canadian Saltpetre!
For a soft peter!

"You Canadians with your beady eyes and flappy heads!"
Haiku #51157, by Soft Tiny Limp Dick Canadian Saltpetre of Canada
August 27, 2014 2:53 pm ET

Can't they sell good drugs?
Like acid and ecstasy.
I'd buy those online!
Haiku #51156, by Anonymous Poet
August 27, 2014 2:45 pm ET

You think I'm Merlin?!
"Poof! You're a Delorian!"
Go back and stay there.
Haiku #51155, by Anonymous Poet
August 27, 2014 2:40 pm ET

Send me back in time
I'd change a few decisions
And fix my haiku
Haiku #51154, by Anonymous Poet
August 26, 2014 11:47 pm ET

Prolific spammers
Posting more than the poets
Not the way it should be
Haiku #51153, by Anonymous Poet
August 26, 2014 11:44 pm ET

Haiku #51152, by eootiopp of USA
August 26, 2014 8:38 pm ET

in a century
a bookmark in history
hawking boner pills
Haiku #51151, by ash
August 26, 2014 8:08 am ET

Haiku #51150, by roryeppo of USA
August 26, 2014 6:57 am ET

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Haiku #51149, by Anonymous Poet of USA
August 26, 2014 5:32 am ET

Haiku #51148, by wtorteor of USA
August 26, 2014 2:27 am ET

I love you Cheetos!
I surrender completely
Crunchy cheesiness
Haiku #51145, by Chester Cheetah of Plano, Texas
August 24, 2014 11:41 pm ET

Grotesque green goblins
Inhabit my proboscis.
Shall I give you one?
Haiku #51144, by Stimpy's Nose Goblins
August 24, 2014 2:25 pm ET

hello! boner pills
is it me you're looking for ?
that's a bit richie
Haiku #51142, by ash
August 21, 2014 8:55 am ET

I shot a rainbow.
Sticky rainbow on her face
and wedding gown.

Haiku #51140, by Darth Figpucker
August 20, 2014 1:38 pm ET

Hard on pills are dumb.
I need pills that make me last.
What fag can't get hard?

Spooge thickener pills.
I think that would do the trick.
Hold back and explode!

Explode in her face.
And all over the curtains.
And on the couch too.

She'll be embarrassed.
What will she tell her parents?
Yes, I'm a pervert.

A dreaming pervert.
A watery spooge pervert.
That lasts two minutes.
Haiku #51139, by Darth Figpucker's Spooge Thickener Pills, Inc. of Newark, NJ
August 20, 2014 1:31 pm ET

Fighting those spammers
Like spitting into the wind
What a stupid waste
Haiku #51138, by Anonymous Poet
August 19, 2014 7:24 pm ET

Hello!
Haiku #51137, by iouuwypp of USA
August 19, 2014 11:58 am ET

T-Rex McNuggets
Old McDonald had a farm.
E-I-E-I-O.
Haiku #51132, by Anonymous Poet
August 17, 2014 1:35 am ET

Magnify centaur
Grade A flank steaks and nice thighs
Superfluous head
Haiku #51131, by Anonymous Poet
August 16, 2014 5:25 pm ET

Magnificent fart.
Grande flatulence surprise.
Sulfurous fumes waft.
Haiku #51128, by Anonymous Poet
August 14, 2014 6:55 pm ET

no point in mourning
revolution, next morning
until axis fails
Haiku #51126, by Lush
August 14, 2014 3:08 am ET

Douches are awesome!
They keep the vaginas clean.
But poets do not.

We've been here before.
De ja motherfuckin' vu.
Or something like that.

Do you like clean twat?
Then please thank your local douche.
Your wife could use one.
Haiku #51125, by Anonymous Poet
August 13, 2014 11:41 pm ET

Books scattered on desk
Candle gives way to sunlight
Enlightenment looms
Haiku #51124, by Anonymous Poet
August 12, 2014 11:35 pm ET

Artists can be such
Douches to other artists
Life is too short so

Make room for flaws
Haiku #51123, by bs
August 12, 2014 12:04 pm ET

Can't say I blame you.
Life on this rock can be tough.
So....nanoo nanoo
Haiku #51121, by Anonymous Poet
August 11, 2014 10:41 pm ET

Hello!

Just kidding. I'm human
Haiku #51120, by adhurqard
August 11, 2014 7:59 pm ET

cherry tree blossom
so many flowers at once-
the sky turns color.
Haiku #51118, by mundane
August 10, 2014 5:36 pm ET

beauty of grayness
the dust remains undisturbed-
a cobblers last shoe.
Haiku #51117, by mundane
August 8, 2014 8:01 pm ET