BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
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Haiku #52561, by http://Inbouwmengkraankopen.nl of uae
May 23, 2015 9:41 am ET

Hello, how
Haiku #52560, by inbouwmengkraan of uae
May 23, 2015 9:39 am ET

Commas can get fucked.
Language lives like modest muse.
Regret your abuse
Haiku #52559, by Anonymous Poet
May 23, 2015 4:57 am ET

Get it over with.
Admit you have a problem.
Put it on T.V.
Haiku #52558, by Reality Bites
May 23, 2015 2:38 am ET

My pregnant mistress.
Your pet blue-ringed octopus.
It is a fair trade.
Haiku #52557, by Anonymous Poet
May 23, 2015 2:23 am ET

how i love this site
the insight is outta sight
hidden meaningful
Haiku #52556, by ash
May 23, 2015 1:34 am ET

I knew a Dong once.
So beautiful and timid.
She can't leave China
Haiku #52555, by I no nut thing
May 23, 2015 1:08 am ET

Dare you right the dong?
The dong is made of wood AND
you might get splinters.

Haiku #52554, by ...in yo booty!
May 22, 2015 10:57 pm ET

The flautist's flatus
flatly flew flamboyantly,
flapping flabby ass.

Flimsy flip-flops flap
and slap the tarmac whack,
like a booty smack.

This is such high art.
You get high and munch and fart.
Your brain blown apart.
Haiku #52553, by iamback's gay lover in R2D2 costume with glory hole. of Penn State Lockerroom
May 22, 2015 10:46 pm ET

Dare you ride the boat?
The boat is made of wood but
the wood is plastic
Haiku #52552, by Flat the Fish
May 22, 2015 9:34 pm ET

Haikus are stupid
They need many syllables
Well screw you Haiku look I'm already over limit.
Haiku #52551, by Flat the Fish
May 22, 2015 9:33 pm ET

how does one rescue
someone who seems too trapped to
rescue from rescue?
Haiku #52550, by ronin
May 22, 2015 3:29 pm ET

recital off taste
roleplays on display refer
to the dropbox site
Haiku #52549, by ronin
May 22, 2015 3:28 pm ET

on the other side
inhaling rancid flatus
may make you expire
Haiku #52548, by ash
May 22, 2015 7:43 am ET

"Rectal embouchure"
conjures imagery of
farting into flutes.
Haiku #52547, by Darth Figpucker of evi1 - a novel about you
May 21, 2015 11:39 pm ET

quite contrarily
skilful rectal embouchure
can be breathtaking
Haiku #52546, by ash
May 21, 2015 10:01 am ET

You are what you do
Sometimes someone does nothing
Ceasing to exist
Haiku #52545, by Deep like a puddle
May 21, 2015 1:13 am ET

Just say N2O.
Grateful Dead nitrous balloons.
Memory brain flush.
Haiku #52544, by Anonymous Poet
May 20, 2015 9:50 pm ET

A week without SPAM.
I will celebrate with drugs.
Nitrous oxide blast.
Haiku #52543, by Darth Figpucker of Dentist office theft, huffing away.
May 20, 2015 3:08 am ET

This website is dead.
Parasites have drained its life.
Spouses do that too.
Haiku #52542, by Anonymous Poet
May 19, 2015 10:48 am ET

She is just busy
teaching her pet crocktopus
how to fetch surfers
Haiku #52541, by I know nothing
May 19, 2015 12:23 am ET

I think Janis quit.
Spammers have defeated her.
What a horrid shame.
Haiku #52540, by Anonymous Poet
May 18, 2015 10:29 am ET

Let us now compose
poetry that offends God
so that He appears.
Haiku #52539, by Anonymous Poet
May 18, 2015 10:25 am ET

What do you call an
Arab who has goats and sheep?
He's bisexual!
Haiku #52538, by Anonymous Poet
May 17, 2015 5:47 pm ET

Vaginoplasty.
Virgin tightness is restored.
Or just fuck black guys.
Haiku #52537, by Anonymous Poet
May 17, 2015 5:43 pm ET

Telephone pole big.
Satisfy a blue whale.
Penile implant.
Haiku #52536, by Anonymous Poet
May 17, 2015 3:34 pm ET

I don't need your love.
I need a million dollars.
Now go sell your ass.
Haiku #52535, by Pimp Mac Daddy
May 17, 2015 3:06 pm ET

I want to leave earth.
Launch me with bottle rockets.
Don't need life support.
Haiku #52534, by Anonymous Poet
May 15, 2015 6:57 pm ET

That is one brave man.
I bet he's a real bad-ass.
Bad mother fucker.
Haiku #52533, by Anonymous Poet
May 15, 2015 10:10 am ET

This is not a haiku.
Fuck haikus and fuck you too.
Haiku #52532, by Anonymous Poet
May 14, 2015 1:49 pm ET

Online gambling?
Only if there's cockfighting!
Must be live, of course.
Haiku #52531, by Hillbilly w/ computer of My cousin's house about to make some babies.
May 14, 2015 5:31 am ET

You know what suck ass?
Combustion analysis.
Who cares what it is?!
Haiku #52530, by fuck chemistry! fuck it hard!
May 13, 2015 8:38 pm ET

Seven day old SPAM.
It is rather disgusting.
Please throw it away.
Haiku #52529, by Darth Figpucker
May 13, 2015 5:08 pm ET


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May 13, 2015 11:00 am ET

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Haiku #52527, by tangkasnet of rahasia
May 13, 2015 3:45 am ET

I'll breathe Hitler's farts,
and probably eat your shit.
Molecule or two?
Haiku #52526, by Whole lot of love
May 12, 2015 10:15 pm ET

God can eat my shit.
The universe is garbage.
It should be destroyed.
Haiku #52525, by Forty-Two
May 12, 2015 9:52 am ET

Haiku #52524, by ouiwiwrw of USA
May 12, 2015 2:41 am ET

No one can tell me
Why we do the things we do
It all seems crazy
Haiku #52523, by Anonymous Poet
May 12, 2015 1:13 am ET

I fart near to far.
Continuous flatulence.
My ass creates mass.
Haiku #52522, by Anonymous Poet
May 11, 2015 7:58 pm ET

Ev'ry breath you take
you breathe in Hitler's last fart.
Just one molecule.
Haiku #52521, by Anonymous Poet
May 11, 2015 7:48 pm ET

Hello!
Haiku #52520, by eruyroer of USA
May 11, 2015 7:15 pm ET

I fart in a jar
Then I close it up real quick
Save it for later
Haiku #52519, by Anonymous Poet
May 11, 2015 6:51 pm ET

I fart in your car.
Picking old locks is easy.
Felony fart fun.
Haiku #52518, by Anonymous Poet
May 11, 2015 2:34 pm ET

Haiku #52517, by eeyrroyy of USA
May 11, 2015 8:27 am ET

I fart in my car
It happens more than I want
My children giggle
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May 10, 2015 8:18 pm ET

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May 8, 2015 9:22 am ET

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May 8, 2015 5:46 am ET