BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
20 Years
70 Days
and
55975 Haikus
later...
Dinosaurs are cool.
They were not responsible.
But should they have been?
Haiku #55975, by
January 22, 2017 12:35 am ET

Reading these haiku.
A Philippino breakfast.
Fifty percent SPAM.
Haiku #55974, by df
January 22, 2017 12:33 am ET

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Haiku #55973, by 192.168.0.1 of NY
January 21, 2017 5:57 am ET

eye knead sum phat words
mathematics is gibberish
do time warp again
Haiku #55972, by Anonymous Poet
January 21, 2017 4:18 am ET

We think you should know,
Alpacas are animals.
John Elway is God
Haiku #55971, by Raider Nation of Master Bait Station
January 21, 2017 3:52 am ET

Mudbox is a software for 3D sculpting and painting which is developed by Autodesk. kcdaekceffddeedk
Haiku #55970, by Anonymous Poet of USA
January 21, 2017 2:54 am ET

trump licked up my rump
obama licked my mama
Can't lick 'em? Join 'em.
Haiku #55969, by Mandingo Ebola
January 20, 2017 10:41 pm ET

god bless 'merica
trump says now you're back on top
he's fucking with you
Haiku #55968, by ash
January 20, 2017 9:26 pm ET

Hello!
Haiku #55967, by oroyuypo of USA
January 20, 2017 5:36 pm ET

alpaca lips now
and llama assholes later
Dali Lama doll.

the brand new sex toy
inflatable Buddhist monks
all natural lube.
Haiku #55966, by
January 20, 2017 2:42 pm ET

let the world burn down
the apocolypse has begun
I can't spell it right.
Haiku #55965, by df
January 20, 2017 2:24 pm ET

hmm, given the theme
of today's guy in office
let haiku be great

again
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January 20, 2017 12:56 pm ET

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January 20, 2017 3:40 am ET

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Haiku #55962, by peeteorp of USA
January 20, 2017 3:40 am ET

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January 20, 2017 3:39 am ET

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January 20, 2017 3:39 am ET

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January 20, 2017 2:55 am ET

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Haiku #55958, by bin
January 20, 2017 2:51 am ET

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make me delicious sandwich
hot air balloon ride
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January 20, 2017 2:07 am ET

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January 19, 2017 5:22 am ET

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Haiku #55955, by rwwopwiw of USA
January 19, 2017 5:21 am ET

Hello!
Haiku #55954, by wwoewuti of USA
January 19, 2017 5:18 am ET

Hello!
Haiku #55953, by ywwirruo of USA
January 19, 2017 5:18 am ET

Sure, haiku is bad.
Is it worse to read or write?
Sloppy underpants
Haiku #55952, by Satan take the wheel
January 19, 2017 12:40 am ET

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Haiku #55951, by wiyweror of USA
January 19, 2017 12:01 am ET

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Haiku #55950, by urirpywu of USA
January 19, 2017 12:00 am ET

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Haiku #55949, by oiweeowe of USA
January 19, 2017 12:00 am ET

Hello!
Haiku #55948, by tptorieo of USA
January 19, 2017 12:00 am ET

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Haiku #55947, by roouppyt of USA
January 19, 2017 12:00 am ET

Learn to be happy.
Shove your cock up a dogs ass.
Think of Donald Trump.

But you were dreaming.
What's all over your bed sheets?
Nutella Cheetos.

How could it be worse?
You could be reading haiku.
Oh, but wait, you are.
Haiku #55946, by Darth Figpucker of The basement of Trump Tower playing online chess with Vladameercat Pootin'.
January 18, 2017 6:24 pm ET

still they feed us lies
from the tablecloth but you
know system of a

down came around when
the system was down so good
protest music? ack.

Bloom County over Doonesbury, but RIP Hunter S. Thompson
Haiku #55945, by vhs
January 18, 2017 1:00 pm ET

Anders is so bald
The light reflects off his dome
My eyes just melted
Haiku #55944, by woop the poop of emma watson's panties
January 18, 2017 5:01 am ET

Puppy skeet is fun.
Launch them from a catapult.
Or puppy-a-pult.

Play it near a beach.
With shark infested waters.
Penguins will thank you.
Haiku #55943, by Darth Figpucker of Not PRC
January 18, 2017 4:06 am ET

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Haiku #55942, by Anonymous Poet of USA
January 18, 2017 2:20 am ET

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Haiku #55941, by Anonymous Poet of USA
January 18, 2017 2:19 am ET

As you read these words
Think about puppies playing
Did that make you smile?
Haiku #55940, by Adorable Kittens
January 18, 2017 12:58 am ET

I'm listening to badly sung Lady Gaga covers in an Asian coffee shop next to a toy store that sells Lego and Star Wars rip-offs from China. Why do these red bloody cunts not have an iota of originality in their tiny-dicked bodies? And the "milk" is boxed powdered milk and makes the coffee taste like shit and I'm thinking I'll have to buy a cow. Crumbling streets, lack of proper sewage control, electricity goes down more often than a Beijing whore, water is brown and often not working and likely contains sewage. China hates the US b/c we are everything that China is not. And vice versa.
Haiku #55939, by vhs' evil shadow of The underbelly of the world
January 17, 2017 7:59 pm ET

excuse me can't you
please take your god damn spambot
back to PRC

and put the ying with
the yang, stop with posturing
over say Taiwan

and I'm not done yet
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January 17, 2017 1:32 pm ET

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January 17, 2017 9:23 am ET

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January 17, 2017 8:56 am ET

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Haiku #55935, by iturrrou of USA
January 17, 2017 8:55 am ET

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Haiku #55934, by uiityyey of USA
January 17, 2017 8:55 am ET

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Haiku #55933, by writreoo of USA
January 17, 2017 8:55 am ET

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Haiku #55932, by urupiptp of USA
January 17, 2017 8:55 am ET

lets not talk about
haiku website rule number
one, no one doth care

no one is here, i
wish people did care about
this sort of thing now
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January 17, 2017 7:21 am ET

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Haiku #55930, by Anonymous Poet of USA
January 17, 2017 3:56 am ET

The older I get
the more I grow bigoted.
It's experience.
Haiku #55929, by Darth Figpucker
January 15, 2017 7:38 pm ET

Augmented matrix.
Keanu Reeves with fake titties.
Now you know my mind.
Haiku #55928, by df
January 14, 2017 11:13 pm ET

All the time wasted.
I could have been doing math.
Procrastination.
Haiku #55927, by df
January 14, 2017 11:09 pm ET

Some words are quite large.
Do not use them in haiku.
Horses raping sheep.
Haiku #55926, by df
January 14, 2017 11:07 pm ET