BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
19 Years
255 Days
and
54065 Haikus
later...
You know it's bad when
Inuits feel ennui.
It's innuendo.

It's in your end, oh!
Acid suppository.
LSD, that is.

Are you counting days
'Til Suicide Squad comes out?
You'll need some Kleenex.

And not for crying.
I think I'll take my Flesh Light.
Hope no one hears it.
Haiku #54065, by Darth Figpucker
July 25, 2016 5:46 am ET

9 levels of hell
but it's just fucking ennui
we all have that stuff

it's called existentialism...
Haiku #54064, by vhs
July 24, 2016 2:11 pm ET

I understand now,
Life is like toilet paper.
Still stuck in the drain....
Haiku #54063, by Lost of Slightly deeper layer of hell
July 23, 2016 8:17 pm ET

An acre is the area of a rectangle whose length is one furlong and whose width is one chain.

One furlong = 660 feet
one chain = 66 feet
one acre = 43560 feet squared.

I think I'll buy me a football team.
Haiku #54062, by df
July 23, 2016 12:40 am ET

I can sense the fire
It is terribly hungry
Feeding it children
Haiku #54061, by Lost of Hell
July 22, 2016 2:54 pm ET

what's my answer, i
don't know, all opinions are
speculation, signs
Haiku #54060, by vhs
July 22, 2016 2:24 pm ET

Windows 10 is shit.
The graphics are horrible.
It's slow and locks up.
Haiku #54059, by df
July 21, 2016 10:58 pm ET

Can bugs be happy?
Butterflies look like they are.
That's all that matters.
Haiku #54058, by df
July 21, 2016 10:56 pm ET

Found the love of me online,
where to find my love?
Created the heart of me online,
Where to create my heart online?
Haiku #54057, by Emily of Los Angeles
July 21, 2016 1:31 pm ET

What would be the cost
of a new lunar rocket?
Should I build my own?
Haiku #54056, by df
July 21, 2016 1:07 am ET

Two men in a park.
They were fucking and sucking.
Vaping is more gay.
Haiku #54055, by df
July 21, 2016 1:04 am ET

The monster truck roared.
It spat gravel like buck shot.
I needs me a beer!
Haiku #54054, by df
July 21, 2016 1:02 am ET

Some people read books.
While other people do not.
Choose your side wisely.
Haiku #54053, by Winnie the Pooh's brother Syd of The 88.5 Acre Wood
July 20, 2016 10:33 pm ET

Air molecules bounce
randomly predetermined
by clandestine gods.
Haiku #54052, by iamback of W00T W00T!
July 20, 2016 8:14 am ET

Children play in mud.
At the beach by the sewer.
They'll live forever.
Haiku #54051, by df
July 19, 2016 8:46 pm ET

Hello!
Haiku #54050, by uieroprp of USA
July 19, 2016 12:59 pm ET

Hello!
Haiku #54049, by yiiwrpuu of USA
July 19, 2016 8:46 am ET

I'll pick some flowers.
Then I'll give them to some nuns.
Nuns need more flowers.
Haiku #54048, by df
July 18, 2016 9:03 pm ET

Arrrrr, I'm a pirate!
I have a wooden peg leg...
Like to admire it?
Haiku #54047, by Peace Nozzle of Drunkistan
July 18, 2016 8:53 pm ET

privacy is a
thing that the narcissitic
internet world view

has lost a sense of
one can be too positive
we need more fuck off

in our lives
Haiku #54046, by vhs
July 18, 2016 1:08 pm ET

There's something right there.
And something else over here.
Not sure what this is.
Haiku #54045, by victorious hair spray
July 18, 2016 4:52 am ET

I find if funny
when someone thinks it's for them
when it's all for me.

vaginal hair slime
veinous hardon saliva
vile ham suet
Haiku #54044, by df
July 17, 2016 11:34 pm ET

"Snarf" is a term that
I made up to mean lack of
the sense of smell.

A marriage of the
words "sniff" and "deaf" sort of
but not completely.

Snarf is also the
Thundercats' pet Skeletor
uses like a mouse.

Meaning Skeletor
sticks Snarf deep up his rectum
for anal pleasure.

Snarf wrecked his rectum.
Now it's a flatus rectum,
not latus rectum.

Say "flatus rectum"
to an algebra teacher
to piss him/her off.

Parabolas suck.
y equals x fucking squared.
Like who gives a shit?!
Haiku #54043, by df
July 17, 2016 11:15 pm ET

i found your buttocks
on my face snarf snarf snarf snarf
thanks for the anus
Haiku #54042, by Anil Dyk of Mars
July 17, 2016 10:22 pm ET

viktor frankl's man's search for meaning, now i don't think that will cheer you up but, i like you too much to shut up
Haiku #54041, by vhs
July 17, 2016 10:55 am ET

hmm that was a good
one but there''s a lot to say
about good haiku
Haiku #54040, by vhs
July 17, 2016 10:53 am ET

There are no more words
In these silent steps tonight-
Every shadow gone
Haiku #54039, by Sauh of Southern US
July 17, 2016 2:09 am ET

Shut up and suck it!
Love is an invented lie.
Why would you want that?!
Haiku #54038, by df the spammers have been quiet of late
July 16, 2016 11:05 pm ET

He was a one-eyed,
one-horned flying purple
penis eater!

But did the monster fly?
Or did he eat flying penises?
And was the monster purple?
Or the penises? I always wonder
that every time I hear that song.
What was the intent of the song writer?
I felt bad for the monster.
Because if he only ate purple people,
he would likely starve to death.
Though it would be cool to be able
to fly.
Haiku #54037, by df
July 16, 2016 6:15 pm ET

Oh shut the fuck up!
No one asked your opinion!
You're a stupid cunt!
Haiku #54036, by df
July 16, 2016 6:09 pm ET

"The Lord regretted
that he had made man on Earth,
he grieved in his heart."

If you love children,
then you should not have any,
they will disappoint.

Or maybe they'll die.
Earth has no future except
pollution and death.

God made it that way.
It's a game that's rigged to lose.
Just like casinos.

Fold your cards and go.
Walk away from the table.
You do not need this.
Haiku #54035, by df
July 16, 2016 6:07 pm ET

Genesis 6:6.
That sums up how I feel.
We deserve to die.
Haiku #54034, by df
July 16, 2016 5:51 pm ET

Ground Mongolian.
Man, woman, or child meat.
It makes tasty stew!

Order yours online.
Chinese Exotic Imports,
dot com, but of course.

Look for the red stamp:
Genuine Mongolian.
Comes with free spices.

We also carry
Philippino, Korean,
Thai, and Laotian.
Haiku #54033, by df. Get a free clay figurine with every order of 10 or more.
July 15, 2016 8:07 pm ET

There's a little pig-
fucker hiding in us all.
Release your redneck.
Haiku #54032, by df
July 15, 2016 2:59 pm ET

Buy tiger cub meat.
Buy tiger penis jerky.
It makes your dick big!

Order yours today.
Only seven thousand baht!
Buddha will love you.
Haiku #54031, by df
July 15, 2016 8:14 am ET

Hello!
Haiku #54030, by yituriwe of USA
July 14, 2016 4:16 pm ET

Hello!
Haiku #54029, by iieeiptr of USA
July 14, 2016 4:16 pm ET

it's like the attack
of the billboards posting do
i want to buy "x"
Haiku #54028, by vhs
July 14, 2016 12:13 pm ET


Free online games to play in the:happy wheels
Haiku #54027, by zolp of USA
July 14, 2016 10:00 am ET

high top quality flash games on the:http://happywheels.ninja/
Haiku #54026, by solo of united
July 14, 2016 9:59 am ET

oh these crazy folks
and their Pokemon GO it's
gone all Pikachu...
Haiku #54025, by vhs
July 13, 2016 6:42 pm ET

i guess it's become
an on line on going blurb
of dadaism
Haiku #54024, by vhs
July 12, 2016 1:23 pm ET

1800 number customer service
comcast customer service
Air France Customer Service customer service
1800 number banks customer service
Haiku #54023, by 1800number of united States
July 12, 2016 11:03 am ET

Pikachu boners!
Japanime luncheon meat.
Vienna sausage.
Haiku #54022, by df
July 12, 2016 10:17 am ET

Nothing to add, great haiku
product club
Haiku #54021, by Don of yes
July 12, 2016 5:51 am ET

Haiku #54020, by wpouutoe of USA
July 11, 2016 6:09 pm ET

Haiku #54019, by PokeHope of Turkey
July 11, 2016 5:51 am ET

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Haiku #54018, by cherry
July 11, 2016 4:46 am ET

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Haiku #54017, by cherry
July 11, 2016 4:45 am ET

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Haiku #54016, by greenapple of Ha noi
July 11, 2016 4:45 am ET