BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
15 Years
76 Days
and
48459 Haikus
later...
You woudn't be here
if it hadn't been for love
it's gone, now your here
Haiku #48459, by William
January 27, 2012 3:20 pm ET

You wouldn
Haiku #48458, by Anonymous Poet
January 27, 2012 3:17 pm ET

You wouldn
Haiku #48457, by William
January 27, 2012 3:16 pm ET

No connections here
We write we read and we laugh
Haiku solitude
..
Haiku #48456, by William
January 25, 2012 9:36 am ET

clarification
annihilate profiteers
and bathe in excess
Haiku #48455, by Lush
January 24, 2012 2:14 am ET

subdivide power
widespread serial murder
top down stimulus
Haiku #48454, by Lush
January 24, 2012 2:12 am ET

a beauteous niche
amid vainglory and filth
nurture the obscure
Haiku #48453, by Lush
January 23, 2012 11:50 pm ET

a white glove affair
donned to conceal fingerprints
crime remunerates*

* pays handsomely
Haiku #48452, by Lush of An Isle Unto Myself
January 21, 2012 7:15 pm ET

a triple feature
three sheets taut, midafternoon
next: Mommie Dearest
Haiku #48451, by Lush
January 21, 2012 5:34 pm ET

comparative film
Estevez: Did I stutter?
No, but Bertie did.
Haiku #48450, by Lush
January 21, 2012 5:19 pm ET

just roll with it, it's
like you regard me, a fluff
get over it, write
Haiku #48449, by bs
January 19, 2012 10:07 pm ET

Haiku #48448, by ootiproe of USA
January 19, 2012 11:35 am ET

Restless leg syndrome treatment
Haiku #48447, by Vickie of USA
January 19, 2012 8:40 am ET

Hey you drug pushers
Check your records on sales here
Zero, None at all...
Haiku #48446, by William
January 19, 2012 7:48 am ET

the aussie prezzer?
does he quote nancy reagan
abysmal harridan
Haiku #48445, by Lush
January 19, 2012 1:45 am ET

worse things have happened
take the president's advice
just say no to drugs
Haiku #48444, by ash
January 18, 2012 5:41 am ET

herein i do mourn
the demise of bad haiku
angel dusted, i
Haiku #48443, by Lush
January 18, 2012 1:47 am ET

Hello!
adipex ,
Haiku #48442, by ruppepip of USA
January 15, 2012 8:13 am ET

Hello!
adipex ,
Haiku #48441, by prptwwip of USA
January 15, 2012 7:45 am ET

Unique flakes of snow,
individuality.
Lost amongst the mass.
Haiku #48440, by mundane
January 14, 2012 6:32 pm ET

Crystalline beauty,
freshly fallen mornings snow.
Just margins of life.
Haiku #48439, by mundane
January 14, 2012 12:10 pm ET

there's two ways to
view this spam,,,bad crap or a
bit of dada art

there's more than two ways
Haiku #48438, by bs
January 14, 2012 11:47 am ET

Aloha!
cialis , cialis , , viagra online , viagra ,
Haiku #48437, by weoeuwiu of USA
January 14, 2012 6:08 am ET

salutary pile
comprising common compost
shit heaps majestic
Haiku #48436, by Lush
January 13, 2012 11:57 pm ET

they call me butter
cause i'm on a heated roll
and one fat bastard
Haiku #48435, by Lush
January 13, 2012 11:53 pm ET

recalcitrant boob
perambulating askew
woe is the other
Haiku #48434, by Lush
January 13, 2012 11:52 pm ET

craigs listed a dude
age and form identical
i ravished myself
Haiku #48433, by Lush
January 13, 2012 11:50 pm ET

boorish morgue lessees
imagine undead soirees
visage slap dirt nap
Haiku #48432, by Lush
January 13, 2012 11:47 pm ET

Haiku #48431, by rruotpyw of USA
January 13, 2012 5:29 am ET

Haiku #48430, by ortyroor of USA
January 13, 2012 5:22 am ET

people imitate
the leader hoping that that
leader knows something

hitler blew his brains out
Haiku #48429, by bs
January 12, 2012 11:02 am ET

image us men
standing on a ruined empire
barbarians at the gate
Haiku #48428, by bs
January 12, 2012 11:01 am ET

Imagine these men
How simple minded they are
Non haiku sale goods
..
Haiku #48427, by William
January 12, 2012 9:11 am ET

who or what programs
these, things to sell people stuff
we don't really need
Haiku #48426, by bs
January 11, 2012 12:49 pm ET

Aloha!
phentermine , vigrx , adipex , ambien , xanax ,
Haiku #48425, by wiuiotpt of USA
January 11, 2012 11:48 am ET

Haiku #48424, by tiwouoro of USA
January 11, 2012 11:44 am ET

well at least um um
ao12ded is trying to spam
in haiku form maybe
Haiku #48423, by bs
January 11, 2012 9:41 am ET

Haiku #48422, by uoowrwuu of USA
January 11, 2012 4:47 am ET

gratitude suffused
awash in humbled splendor
vigorous witness
Haiku #48421, by Lush
January 11, 2012 2:01 am ET

tug on the reins, son
paranoia destroys ya
quilted for pleasure
Haiku #48420, by Lush
January 11, 2012 1:55 am ET

protons are their own
antiparticle, they cancel
each other out in time
Haiku #48419, by bs
January 11, 2012 1:18 am ET

I'm a scorpio
so you get what you give when
you give it I give

back, stinger, reaction
counterreaction it's like
palestine and isreal

Haiku #48418, by bs
January 11, 2012 1:17 am ET

there's a lot more
going on in my life, so overdose
already and move on
Haiku #48417, by bs
January 11, 2012 1:12 am ET

the flood of sewage
does it matter, from toronto
to tokyo, shit is shit

zen is zen, people
suck cock, and continue
to be the damned on

the wide road, when hell
claims you and i, you deserved it
the godless and the pharisee

on the same path
Haiku #48416, by bs
January 11, 2012 1:11 am ET

show some respect and
somehow I just might shut
the hell up and move on
Haiku #48415, by bs
January 11, 2012 1:10 am ET

this is like an english
class full of people who write
derivatives

of vampire the masquerade
sessions and call it
original fiction
Haiku #48414, by bs
January 11, 2012 1:08 am ET

lack of empathy
from a tattered generation
of empty wannabes

and never will bes
Haiku #48413, by bs
January 11, 2012 1:07 am ET

I like writing my
verse so whatever you see
you will see much more
Haiku #48412, by bs
January 11, 2012 1:05 am ET

Carrollian verse
replete with nonsense Jabber
vamoose you spruce goose
Haiku #48411, by Lush
January 11, 2012 12:08 am ET

my latest theorem
tis ineffable for sure
inviting no proof
Haiku #48410, by Lush
January 11, 2012 12:05 am ET