BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
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51781 Haikus
I would post porn pics.
But I'm in Starbucks right now.
I might get kicked out.
Haiku #51781, by Anonymous Poet
December 18, 2014 3:47 pm ET

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Haiku #51780, by inbouwmengkraan of uae
December 18, 2014 2:41 am ET

Haiku #51779, by jmseNDlC of xKsjHmBx
December 18, 2014 12:58 am ET

If shy spite was bling,
You would be wearing gold ring
and diamond dick studs
Haiku #51778, by Topical Dragon
December 17, 2014 7:17 pm ET

If sky white cum string,
fuzz shat take me a biter?
Lusty whore spew shit.
Haiku #51777, by Anonymous Poet
December 17, 2014 6:44 pm ET

If I write something,
does that make me a writer?
Must be more to it.
Haiku #51776, by Anonymous Poet
December 17, 2014 12:09 am ET

Windows 8 is shit.
Too many bells and whistles.
I can't do my work.
Haiku #51775, by Anonymous Poet
December 14, 2014 12:59 pm ET

Haiku #51774, by Anonymous Poet
December 14, 2014 12:09 pm ET

We need to log in.
Free-for-all posting is wrong.
See what it's done here.

Daniel de Cullá of Spain
December 13, 2014 5:25 pm ET

Defending this space
With monkey poop on my face
Spray my face with mace
Haiku #51766, by Topical Dragon of Sony Got Hacked
December 13, 2014 1:45 am ET

Gangster transvestites
Want to be a friend to you
That could work out well
Haiku #51765, by Taking up space
December 13, 2014 1:39 am ET

Dog knows how life goes
Unpredictable and strange
Be adaptable
Haiku #51763, by Anonymous Poet
December 12, 2014 12:43 am ET

It is Christmas time.
Resurrect your childhood.
Stupid ornaments.
Haiku #51762, by Egg Nog Overdose of South Pole Evil Santa
December 11, 2014 2:24 pm ET

I did it again.
It was a terrible thing.
I should not do that.
Haiku #51761, by Become God! of Fireside Chats with God.
December 11, 2014 2:14 pm ET

Mud is beautiful.
Countless possibilities.
Sentient beings.
Haiku #51760, by Upchuck Wardin of Newark, NJ
December 10, 2014 2:58 pm ET

I hate statistics.
Fuck the null hypothesis.
And its inventor!
Haiku #51754, by I hate statistics of Switzerland
December 8, 2014 8:59 pm ET

Inject air up there.
Flatulent penile blast.
Fun with catheters!
Haiku #51752, by Dick Fart of Switzerland
December 7, 2014 8:09 pm ET

Jesus loves you all.
Now send your donation here:
Salvation dot com
Haiku #51751, by Buy Your Place in the Afterlife of Switzerland
December 7, 2014 7:47 pm ET

Ringy fucking ding.
The telephone never stops.
I am the best whore.
Haiku #51750, by Gay prostitute of Switzerland
December 7, 2014 7:45 pm ET

You know what's awesome?
Put an earthworm up your dick.
Then go fuck a goat.
Haiku #51749, by of Switzerland
December 7, 2014 6:32 pm ET

I like to fuck goats.
Sometimes I'll fuck a chicken.
But goat pussy's best.
Haiku #51748, by of Switzerland
December 7, 2014 6:27 pm ET

You must be aware
The Mandrake wants you for sex
You are a good chef
Haiku #51741, by Anonymous Poet
December 6, 2014 1:29 am ET

Mental laxative
Wind rushing through a sick mind
What will be produced
Haiku #51740, by Anonymous Poet
December 6, 2014 12:08 am ET

I'm sorry to say
My monkey does not like you
And she never will
Haiku #51739, by Final Decision
December 5, 2014 11:02 pm ET

My fancy goblet
Runneth over with foul stench
Used it as spittoon
Haiku #51738, by Crusty sailor
December 5, 2014 7:51 pm ET

I beg your pardoon.
Your garden smells like dog shit.
Time to flush it down.

Starry Pardoon (Russian: Old Fart).
Haiku #51737, by Anonymous Poet
December 5, 2014 5:42 pm ET

I beg your pardon
I never promised you a
fucking rose garden
Haiku #51735, by Drag Queen Prize Fighter
December 3, 2014 8:38 pm ET

Towards far pee stall.
If you were to smell my poo,
You would lose to stink.
Haiku #51726, by Bad Haiku
November 30, 2014 10:24 am ET

Cowards are ye all
If you were in my canoe
You would choose to sink
Haiku #51724, by Hire on free
November 29, 2014 2:47 am ET

I expect welcome
I receive rude apathy
Step up now lurkers
Haiku #51723, by Fire on knee of Suboceanic trench low
November 29, 2014 12:04 am ET

I am so nervous
to post here with such esteemed
poets and artists
Haiku #51722, by Irony of Rocky Mountain High
November 28, 2014 10:57 pm ET

Fat Albert man boobs.
A ghetto pearl necklace.
He needed the cash.
Haiku #51721, by Bad Haiku
November 28, 2014 6:26 pm ET

I was also raped.
Except that I sold my ass.
Damn Jello pudding.

I sold my soul.
And I also sold my hole.
Butterscotch pudding.

I'll do anything.
Yes, I like Jello that much.
Fat Albert flavor.
Haiku #51717, by Obamas daughters' other dog, Sunny. of White House Back Lawn
November 26, 2014 4:42 pm ET

Not working is good.
And it's better to be drunk.
All women love me.
Haiku #51716, by Barrack Obama's daughters' dog, Bo of White House
November 26, 2014 4:37 pm ET

It's windy today Greg
Too windy to work with a crane
Better to be unemployed today
Haiku #51712, by Tara of Thorold
November 24, 2014 4:43 pm ET

Math is hard it sucks
Especially in the tub with my duck
Quack quack quack quack quack
Haiku #51711, by Tara of Thorold
November 24, 2014 4:36 pm ET

I want to buy crack.
I do not want to smoke it.
It is for my whore.

She's in my basement.
Locked up so she can't run off.
All she needs is crack.
Haiku #51709, by Bill Cosby
November 24, 2014 9:59 am ET

I see you been talking
To yourself for months
All it is is a mirror
Haiku #51708, by moxie
November 23, 2014 11:43 pm ET

Haiku #51705, by migleyhup
November 22, 2014 9:28 am ET

Flig flotten eep doo.
Zshoo fliggest hoomp zog rooboid.
Ambot kaayo.
Haiku #51701, by Fliggy Floppest Floom
November 21, 2014 7:56 pm ET

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Here's a good question:
What do old women taste like?
Depends! Ha Ha Ha!
Haiku #51687, by Hannibal Lecter of Nursing Home
November 19, 2014 10:28 am ET

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Haiku #51680, by owtwturr of USA
November 18, 2014 12:22 am ET

Scamming Africans!
Nuke Nigeria Today!
Destroy The Scam Spam!
Haiku #51678, by SuperCunt
November 17, 2014 12:37 pm ET

Filthy diseased whore.
Snow white and the seven dwarves.
Black and white dwarf orgy.

Big bang orgasm.
Disney Carl Sagan slut!
Big black gaping hole.
Haiku #51676, by Spooge fest titty sprinkles
November 16, 2014 3:39 pm ET

Goddamn fucking shit.
Fuck these fucking puke bag fucks.
Cunt drizzle stench slime.
Haiku #51675, by Anonymous Poet
November 16, 2014 3:14 pm ET

Goddamn scamming cunts.
Lets rip out their entrails.
Love their expression.

We're scammed high and low.
Obama care and loan scams
There's no difference.

We're squeezed for our cash.
And they never see a court.
I want a fucking revolution and I don't give a shit if this is more than 5 syllables! Fuck 'em! Fuck the thieves and scammers and burn them alive! We need to take back what is ours!
Haiku #51674, by Scamming Cunts
November 16, 2014 3:12 pm ET

hey petite philae
wave those so distant dendrons
hold on for the ride
Haiku #51672, by ash
November 15, 2014 6:51 am ET

I prefer gerbils.
Poodle ass is too loose.
Sometimes I do rats.
Haiku #51671, by Hooray! The spam is gone... for 5 minutes.
November 14, 2014 8:05 pm ET

What is Haiku,
I think I may have done this wrong,
Does this irritate you
November 14, 2014 5:29 pm ET