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sushi chef warned me
some who tried monkfish liver
they never came back
Haiku #44315
, by plasticinsect
July 3, 2009 9:56 pm ET
I've six kinds of cheese
five of them still good to eat
one blue and fuzzy
Haiku #44314
, by plasticinsect
July 3, 2009 9:49 pm ET
tireless entropy
you turn clean into dirty
why dost thou mock me?
Haiku #44313
, by plasticinsect
July 3, 2009 9:47 pm ET
why do I write this?
I can answer in one word:
procrastination
Haiku #44312
, by plasticinsect
July 3, 2009 9:45 pm ET
she thinks love is the
molestation of her bowels
i'm a lucky man
Haiku #44311
, by buddha barf
July 3, 2009 4:37 am ET
he came, he saw, he
saw silence and sighed, shrugged, spat
sat down and bowed out
Haiku #44310
, by bs
July 1, 2009 11:32 am ET
not a god damn thing
improves in a room of god
damn critics, no brush
is picked up to the
canvas, the war continues
I stab with paint knife
drawing blood
Haiku #44309
, by bs
June 29, 2009 9:54 am ET
Doesn't see herself
for the beast she has become.
-- ripping and tearing.
no wonder vampires do
not see their own reflection.
Haiku #44308
, by mean d. of So Cal.
June 29, 2009 2:21 am ET
the previous gen
lost its icons and grows old
of course we will too
Haiku #44307
, by bs
June 26, 2009 12:59 pm ET
farewell the eighties
another one bites the dust
and i feel older
Haiku #44306
, by ash
June 26, 2009 8:25 am ET
Apples spliced with grapes
Various grains make the corn.
--Man-made nutrition.
Haiku #44305
, by mean d. of So Cal.
June 24, 2009 2:46 pm ET
Food from the sea
In ponds and lakes, used as farms.
Nature is controlled.
Haiku #44304
, by mean d. of So Cal.
June 24, 2009 2:43 pm ET
A tea-cup poodle.
Small, cute, fluffy and playful.
--bioengineered.
Haiku #44303
, by mean d. of So Cal.
June 24, 2009 2:42 pm ET
Pretty, ornate trees
can't hide the dirt and weed lot.
Can't hide ugliness.
Haiku #44302
, by mean d. of So Cal.
June 24, 2009 2:39 pm ET
Branches and leaves scrape
against the building's window,
hoping to get in.
Haiku #44301
, by mean d. of So Cal.
June 24, 2009 2:36 pm ET
Critics will scoff at
the westernized haiku poem.
To them: "deal with it!"
Haiku #44300
, by mean d. of So Cal.
June 24, 2009 2:34 pm ET
Car needs some loving.
too many miles on the road.
its beauty mired
Inside the building
the dirty automobile
gets to be pampered.
Haiku #44299
, by mean d. of So Cal.
June 24, 2009 2:31 pm ET
Soapy suds trickle
A blast of watery jets
Swoosh of the dryer.
the car is clean again.
with the help of robotics
at the gas station.
Haiku #44298
, by mean d. of So Cal.
June 24, 2009 2:24 pm ET
Blemishes appear.
Zits, boils populate the face.
--stressing out again.
Haiku #44297
, by mean d. of So Cal.
June 24, 2009 2:20 pm ET
one of the hardest
things I've had to do is gain
the sense of fun here
saying, words, phrases
not bowing down to the do
this this way type crowd
Haiku #44296
, by bs
June 24, 2009 11:38 am ET
writers are people
so the egos get written
in words now and then
Haiku #44295
, by bs
June 23, 2009 12:38 pm ET
trilling called ginsy's
work childish but to be sure
he was dead old school
Haiku #44294
, by bs
June 23, 2009 12:38 pm ET
Not pop at you
Gillian of New Orleans
just hate eupharisms
Haiku #44293
, by William Nippress
June 23, 2009 4:37 am ET
A comfort station
The head or little boys room
restroom, Bathroom, John
Take your pick of childish names for TOILET!!!!
Haiku #44292
, by William Nppress
June 23, 2009 4:23 am ET
Unrest in Iran
Sobers the self-centered soul
Focus on others
Haiku #44291
, by rollercoaster
June 22, 2009 4:00 pm ET
for some reason I'm
thinking two banjos and lines
like "squeal like a pig, boy!"
Haiku #44290
, by bs
June 22, 2009 8:58 am ET
theoretically
this should be pleasureable
my cock in your ass
Haiku #44289
, by buddha barf
June 22, 2009 3:59 am ET
remarkably so
what he said to me that day
bloodied on the cliff
Haiku #44288
, by buddha barf
June 22, 2009 3:57 am ET
it's not about words
childish approach to "Toilet"
It's just as polite
And it's correct! Unless you Pee in the Bath?
Haiku #44287
, by William nippress of Such genteel folk
June 22, 2009 3:00 am ET
I'm still waiting for
someone to wash their hands and
say. "what is truth"...
Haiku #44286
, by bs
June 21, 2009 11:57 am ET
If they are just words
of what use is a structure?
expression happens
Haiku #44285
, by nombre
June 21, 2009 10:32 am ET
what's with the bathroom?
Why can't you call it toilet?
Words are just that! Words
Haiku #44284
, by William Nippress
June 21, 2009 4:31 am ET
moment closing in
crisp night air feels heavy
anticipation
Haiku #44283
, by Technokoi of Venice Beach
June 19, 2009 8:13 pm ET
Lazy morning,
Head under the pillow
SPLASH!
Haiku #44282
, by Rohan of Pune, India
June 19, 2009 4:18 am ET
Rain covers all land-
I wish for a huge diaper,
to absorb it all.
Haiku #44281
, by Gillian of New Orleans
June 18, 2009 6:22 pm ET
Drank too much coffee-
Have to pee, bathroom in use.
Woe is my bladder!
Haiku #44280
, by Gillian of New Orleans
June 18, 2009 6:11 pm ET
forty-four thousand
two-hundred seventy eight
voices have spoken.
Haiku #44279
, by mean d. of So Cal.
June 18, 2009 11:02 am ET
Nobody is talking
Many others not doing much.
Nothing happening.
the silence is loud.
The stillness is too busy.
Nothing fills the void.
There's so much to do.
But little to call it a day
--When nothing happens.
Haiku #44278
, by mean d. of So Cal.
June 18, 2009 10:52 am ET
Tried Pepsi 0
a zero calorie drink.
Still, not good for you.
Haiku #44277
, by mean d. of So Cal.
June 17, 2009 11:37 am ET
5000 bikers
and the same number of boobs
a squishy butt ride
Haiku #44276
, by Betty LeBomb of Portland, OR
June 16, 2009 10:36 pm ET
let mind body heal
Beer Studboy O' Venice
make you feel better
Haiku #44275
, by Technokoi of Venice Beach
June 16, 2009 4:58 pm ET
unusual tastes
it all goes from bad to wurst
guess that serves him right
Haiku #44274
, by
ash
June 15, 2009 7:44 pm ET
I hate the fact that
I was slowly turning goth
in both mind and style
Haiku #44273
, by bs
June 15, 2009 11:42 am ET
persecution lag
they say they are hated yet
also love hating
Haiku #44272
, by bs
June 15, 2009 11:37 am ET
Rat streaks on wire.
High above the frenzied dogs.
perilous journey.
Haiku #44271
, by mean d. of So Cal.
June 15, 2009 10:28 am ET
the elderly and
the retards fuck at gun-point
in a dark cellar
Haiku #44270
, by muzack
June 14, 2009 8:03 am ET
Running out of gas.
As the final school day nears.
--anticipation.
It's june. And the path winds down.
The finish line is now near.
Haiku #44269
, by mean d. of So Cal.
June 12, 2009 4:27 pm ET
Masks tell many tales
in their contours, shape, purpose.
-- Desire's window.
Haiku #44268
, by mean d. of So Cal.
June 12, 2009 12:54 pm ET
the end of the world
trend this time, two one oh two
why is this so "fun?"
(for people to imagine the end of the world and changes happening I just don't get)
Haiku #44267
, by bs
June 12, 2009 11:46 am ET
Hate decorating
Tired, have not shaved for four days
I'm covered in paint
Haiku #44266
, by William nippress
June 12, 2009 2:51 am ET
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