BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
21 Years
131 Days
58210 Haikus
Facebook's a hate farm.
The Russians made it this way.
Divided we fall.
Haiku #58210, by
March 23, 2018 1:52 pm ET

Don't go to Asia.
Glow in the dark STDs.
You think I'm joking?!
Haiku #58209, by
March 23, 2018 1:48 pm ET

the internet is
a false reality for a
lot of us, it sure

blends in but you
know maybe a bit too much
nice to shut it off

wish it would go away sometimes
Haiku #58208, by vhs
March 23, 2018 10:46 am ET

well to my joy and
compete happiness facebook
is not too keen now

scandals you know
Haiku #58207, by vhs
March 23, 2018 10:24 am ET

Nice site you've got here!
Maybe I'll just buy this one
Facebook's kind of fucked
Haiku #58206, by Mark Zuckerberg
March 23, 2018 1:59 am ET

As you wish:
I link to some of my old demented stuff:

Yes, the novel is there also, in all it's blasphemous unreadability.
Haiku #58205, by df
March 23, 2018 1:08 am ET

one last post to your evil book there bub?
Haiku #58204, by vhs, ronin, etc etc
March 23, 2018 12:44 am ET

I think I'll post more
On scribd dot com. It's boring
but more permanent.

(like herpes)
Haiku #58203, by Darth Figpucker of You know, I really do like figs. I mean fresh ones, not the dried ones so much. They are tasty.
March 22, 2018 9:28 pm ET

VHS, you're a...
gentleman. So now go to
the gentlemen's club.

But is it then end?
We will see what we will see.
Now go see titties.
Haiku #58202, by Darth Figpucker of Pucking figs has been in my family for generations!
March 22, 2018 9:25 pm ET

i saw the best minds of my
generation destroyed by social networking
Haiku #58201, by vhs
March 22, 2018 12:25 pm ET

im gonna miss darth most
of all, scarecrow he was, oz
or arkham asylum?

shine on you crazy shitthrower
erm diamond
Haiku #58200, by vhs
March 22, 2018 9:42 am ET

shitty translation
befuddlin apostrophe
language barrier
Haiku #58199, by Lush
March 22, 2018 5:11 am ET

daft pussies galore
craving infinite stuffing
I prefer penis
Haiku #58198, by Lush
March 22, 2018 5:03 am ET

iPhone sucketh ass
Haiku #58197, by Anonymous Poet
March 22, 2018 4:59 am ET

Haiku #58196, by Lush
March 22, 2018 4:57 am ET

Haiku #58195, by Lush
March 22, 2018 4:55 am ET

What great times we live in... after we go to our Fourth Reich march to exterminate the Jews, we can go to a gay Brony orgy with marijuana cupcakes and LSD sprinkles while buttfucking the Grand Wizard from the KKK who is 1/4 Jewish, 1/8 black, and 1/32 Cherokee after he's shoved Pop Rocks up his ass.

It's all Obama's fault!

O beautiful for spacious skies,
For amber waves of grain,
For purple mountain majesties
Above the fruited plain!
America! America!
God shed His grace on thee
And crown thy good with brotherhood
From sea to shining sea!
O beautiful for pilgrim feet,
Whose stern, impassioned stress
A thoroughfare for freedom beat
Across the wilderness!
America! America!
God mend thine every flaw,
Confirm thy soul in self-control,
Thy liberty in law!
O beautiful for heroes proved
In liberating strife,
Who more than self their country loved
And mercy more than life!
America! America!
May God thy gold refine,
Till all success be nobleness,
And every gain divine!
O beautiful for patriot dream
That sees beyond the years
Thine alabaster cities gleam
Undimmed by human tears!
America! America!
God shed His grace on thee
And crown thy good with brotherhood
From sea to shining sea!

Or something.

You know... I just realized what a crappily written song that is. I could have done better... seriously.
Haiku #58194, by
March 22, 2018 3:56 am ET

My Little Pony kinky cosplay support group meeting with free Pop Rocks candy Crown royal enema tubes. We demand our own bathrooms at Walmart! And we'll set off excrement bombs in churches until our demands are met! We also demand medication that will turn our semen purple or pink with sparkles in it! Join us now! Don't be racist!
Haiku #58193, by
March 22, 2018 3:45 am ET

I am a victim!
Racism has oppressed me!
Oh, wait, I am white.

But now I'm left out.
I also have a penis.
I want to protest.

I need my own group.
White male victim wannabes!
Reach-out support group.

We march tomorrow.
Brony Pop Rock Addiction.
I'll be Rainbow Dash.
Haiku #58192, by
March 22, 2018 3:41 am ET

then again some people
are scared to tell these bully
kids to shut up and

go home, it might be
wise to sort out what causes
protest behavior

and to find a way
to break the habit, say a
christian counterprotest

with prayer going
around or what have you
i wonder what praying

for yvette felarca is doing
Haiku #58191, by vhs
March 22, 2018 1:21 am ET

the intimidation
tactics of people shouting
racist in class

has me imagine
ok you fucks, you want a real
nazi? ill have you

all arrested and shot
that might get them to shut up
or protest being

Haiku #58190, by vhs of trying to make a point here, this fourth turning
March 22, 2018 1:17 am ET

There is nothing here.
You have attained nothingness.
Pop Rocks enema.
Haiku #58189, by Anonymous Poet
March 22, 2018 12:56 am ET

after midnight eric
clapton let it all hang
out, me? gatorade...
Haiku #58188, by vhs
March 22, 2018 12:45 am ET

people make choices
that seem good or bad but they
are what they make them
Haiku #58187, by vhs
March 21, 2018 2:18 pm ET

the truth is i grow
weary of the rush and go
but will miss this place

if i cannot post
Haiku #58186, by vhs
March 21, 2018 1:54 pm ET

well you know Easter
falls on April Fool's this year
watch for egg contents
Haiku #58185, by vhs
March 21, 2018 1:25 pm ET

i spoke to someone
of a choice i made yet do
not speak of choices

when choices divide
heart, mind soul, spirit, civil
discourse, fear, humane
Haiku #58184, by ronin
March 21, 2018 5:41 am ET

a haiku a day
keeps all the bad thoughts away
nothing left to say
Haiku #58183, by Adorable Kittens
March 21, 2018 2:09 am ET

in this day and age
why do i feel the urge to
hum the circus tunes

when i see a girl
with green and blue colored
hair, which i do like
Haiku #58182, by vhs
March 20, 2018 8:10 pm ET

Please don't clown around
My dogs eat toys with red paint
Help, help, help, help, help!
Haiku #58181, by Anonymous Poet
March 20, 2018 7:17 pm ET

drive me bananas
love the banana breads and
they make great desert
Haiku #58180, by Banamex 4136
March 20, 2018 10:15 am ET

soundsvtovmelike art
writing, etc etc etc woo woo
the world yas gone mad
Haiku #58179, by ronin of lmao
March 20, 2018 10:12 am ET

Hi, boys
Let's download ebook files from my blog. Go to link below and click download button.
Haiku #58178, by Kamilamup of Uzbekistan
March 20, 2018 9:09 am ET

Stinky poopie pants.
Fart face booger head zit bag.
Diarrhea boy.
Haiku #58177, by
March 19, 2018 9:00 pm ET

Go out and buy fruit.
Enough fucking hamburgers.
Make your colon smile.
Haiku #58176, by Anonymous Poet
March 19, 2018 8:04 pm ET

I think I like to
eat chicken and potatoes
they taste very good.
Haiku #58175, by bob la of seattle
March 19, 2018 4:53 pm ET

then again when i see
the shut down warning just by
typing cfdsedbhy it posts
Haiku #58174, by ronin
March 19, 2018 11:09 am ET

Vaginal mucus.
Jello-mold cupcake filling.
Wiggling as she did.
Haiku #58173, by
March 19, 2018 2:04 am ET

The moon's a space ship,
put up there by aliens.
History Channel.
Haiku #58172, by
March 19, 2018 2:02 am ET

Penises don't fly.
If you eat gluten or not.
I find that quite sad.
Haiku #58171, by
March 19, 2018 2:01 am ET

On March thirty-one
submit dozens of haiku;
yours might be the last.
Haiku #58170, by
March 19, 2018 1:59 am ET

The frog saw a boat.
It thought how stupid men must be.
The gods all concurred.
Haiku #58169, by
March 19, 2018 1:56 am ET

well jc pennies
is now an empty shell at
most malls are huge well

Haiku #58168, by ronin
March 18, 2018 2:27 pm ET

haiku is doodoo?
We do not believe is true!
Accordion pie
Haiku #58167, by Broetic Justice
March 18, 2018 2:01 pm ET

I'll just say fuck it.
I am not from Nantucket.
Haiku can suck it.

But not limericks.
I'm sucking leprechaun dicks.
Lucky Charms, not Trix.

Happy St. Patty's Day!
Haiku #58166, by of
March 18, 2018 6:57 am ET

What do you call it
when a penile implant
titty fucks fake boobs?

Faux peal necklace.
I'm so Goddamn creative.
Someone should shoot me.

Please go buy more stuff.
Don't post any dumb haiku.
Give up; go shopping!

Now while supplies last.
Buy now before it's all gone.
But wait, there is more!
Haiku #58165, by $39.99 of Bargainville
March 18, 2018 6:47 am ET

well i wish i could
say whatever happens happens
but then people die...

in real life that they
walked out to the ambulance
and all these things like

this, chatrooms, the works, sick talk
depressed fakebook, what

happened to the net
that was less fucking FLAT the
new path is real life...

and a breath of fresh air
but it would be sad to see
this place cease to be
Haiku #58164, by ronin
March 17, 2018 11:53 am ET

breakdown, go ahead
and remember Tom Petty
i miss Tom Petty
Haiku #58163, by ronin
March 17, 2018 10:47 am ET

You are reading this
Hoping for information
S0me day you listen
Haiku #58162, by Carrot Cake
March 17, 2018 5:44 am ET

Is God confusing?
She wants it to be like that
Learning is loving
Haiku #58161, by Croissant with sausage gravy of I will win bakeoff
March 17, 2018 4:56 am ET