BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
19 Years
323 Days
and
54722 Haikus
later...
The internet is
only real if you wish it.
Otherwise it's not.

Go for a long walk.
The fall trees are orange and red.
They're not digital.

But it would be really cool if we genetically engineered oak trees to have leaves with porn on them taken from websites that the trees are linked to. It won't be long. Seriously.
Haiku #54722, by df
October 1, 2016 12:29 pm ET

twenty five years and
The Internet is not just
a place for absurd

it IS the mainstream
it is a weird mainstream and
I am not ready
Haiku #54721, by vhs
October 1, 2016 11:36 am ET

cultural lasses
showing their sexy asses
rose colored glasses
Haiku #54720, by Tina is a hooker of Neighborhood rugby team
October 1, 2016 2:42 am ET

Cultural mores
for this day and age should be
cultural lesses.

Poop!
Haiku #54719, by
September 30, 2016 9:40 pm ET

Here's a butt for you.
From this butt comes loads of poo.
Let us thank the butt.
Haiku #54718, by
September 30, 2016 9:36 pm ET

the days come and go
and with time so do lives and
cultural mores
Haiku #54717, by vhs
September 30, 2016 1:49 pm ET

here is a nice place
writing words that take up space
spraying bears with mace
Haiku #54716, by Anonymous Poet
September 30, 2016 1:21 am ET

does anyone remember
who bob hope was and why do
i remember classic movies
but dont see very many of them nowadays except maybe Plan Nine From Outer Space

Ed Wood Junior
is dead but he left us Tor
and Glen or Glenda
Haiku #54715, by vhs
September 29, 2016 8:36 pm ET

Today, while I was at work, my sister stole my apple ipad and tested to see if it can survive a 30 foot drop, just so she can be a youtube sensation. My apple ipad is now destroyed and she has 83 views. I know this is entirely off topic but I had to share it with someone!
Haiku #54714, by poppyiiu of USA
September 29, 2016 5:29 pm ET

Fuck you,
What do you mean sent a shit at this lovely site?
Damn you son of bitch, you insultted the haiku site more than spam!
Haiku #54713, by euekde
September 29, 2016 3:59 pm ET

They'll remove the poop
but the spam stays as it is
I don't get this.


Look, it's Donald Trump!
Wait, no, it's just the hair's same.
Facial features too.

Spam: Haiku #54708 Haiku #54707 Haiku #54706 Haiku #54705 Haiku #54704 Haiku #54700 Haiku #54699 Haiku #54520 Haiku #54519 Haiku #54516
Haiku #54712, by df
September 29, 2016 12:29 pm ET

Book your plane ticket!
Get HIV in Dheli.
Those are dirty whores!
Haiku #54711, by DF
September 29, 2016 12:17 pm ET

Here you go VHS:
http://whois.domaintools.com/
Look it up there. You'll find what I'm talking about. Just type in any domain name.
Haiku #54710, by Anonymous Poet
September 29, 2016 7:36 am ET

VHS, no... if you look up the website on whois (looking up info about who owns and operates what website) you'll see it's owned in China. They sell cheap fake brand name crap that will fall apart in a month. You can buy that shit all over Asia for like $15 to $20 a pair on the street. I can only imagine they cost only a few dollars to manufacture and sell them online for $50. Big profits.
Haiku #54709, by Anonymous Poet
September 29, 2016 7:33 am ET

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Haiku #54708, by oprpuewt of USA
September 29, 2016 6:47 am ET

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Haiku #54707, by wwiopitt of USA
September 29, 2016 6:45 am ET

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Haiku #54706, by tueopupe of USA
September 29, 2016 6:44 am ET

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Haiku #54705, by piewyiow of USA
September 29, 2016 6:44 am ET

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Haiku #54704, by Roshani Khanna of Delhi
September 29, 2016 3:41 am ET

The 1st is me
2nd U
Let's go to hell together
Gagagaga~~~~
Haiku #54703, by LuGA
September 29, 2016 12:49 am ET

Thank you for the poop bar!!!!!!
fuck you the poooop parrr!!!!!
bad haiku pooooooooop!!!!!!!!!
Haiku #54702, by Pooop hero
September 29, 2016 12:45 am ET

well looking up the ip address of kicksvovo reveals cheap jordan shoes for sale... somewhere in chicago...

yes, haiku

a guy thinks that i
am like Kramer in his chatroom
robotized women

ok there you go
Haiku #54701, by vhs
September 28, 2016 11:41 pm ET

The great sky and great sea,
Stolen my heart,
Thanks your platform for haiku.
Haiku #54700, by Wood
September 28, 2016 5:39 pm ET

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Haiku #54699, by ieuuoior of USA
September 28, 2016 1:05 pm ET

I soooo wish they would disable the coding in the haiku text box. It can't be that hard. Just disallow the greater than and less than signs that go around the code. And problem solved. But no. I guess they are too busy.
Haiku #54698, by Anonymous Poet
September 28, 2016 10:33 am ET

There, that is better.
Poop is much better than porn.
Unless midget porn.
Haiku #54697, by
September 28, 2016 6:56 am ET

Images are not
disabled (like M J Fox),
I messed up the code.
Haiku #54695, by Anonymous Poet
September 28, 2016 6:53 am ET

will they disable
the live spam links now or not
I'll post porn links now
Haiku #54681, by Anonymous Poet
September 27, 2016 11:57 pm ET

money not sorry
does not care it it hurts you
make you do strange things
Haiku #54677, by $
September 27, 2016 10:28 pm ET

No, it does not mean
I've been eating blackberries,
though that does sound good.
Haiku #54671, by Darth Figpucker
September 26, 2016 8:44 am ET

Blue poop is a link.
Randomly chose poop dot com.
Not sure what's on there.
Haiku #54670, by Darth Figpucker
September 26, 2016 8:43 am ET

This nice time of year
Leaves in the trees and the poop
Both changing color
Haiku #54669, by Casual Observer
September 26, 2016 1:27 am ET

Food is not needed.
Eating is overrated.
I'm breatharian.
Haiku #54655, by Anonymous Poet
September 25, 2016 7:11 pm ET

Enjoy a nice nap
Wake up to a feast of foods
Repeat this process
Haiku #54654, by First world blues
September 25, 2016 5:40 pm ET

My life the cake You
Are the frosting together
We make a sweet pair
Haiku #54653, by Shirley Smothers
September 24, 2016 9:38 pm ET

gives the old fucker
the knowing look, dadaism?

again? fnord!!!!!!!!!!!
Haiku #54651, by vhs of Eris's Christian
September 24, 2016 1:34 pm ET

I'll kick you in the vagina!
Your children are ugly!
Haiku are gay!
Haiku #54649, by Skankhunt42
September 24, 2016 7:23 am ET

My dingleberries
are itching for a good time
down at the beach bar.

But I am tired.
I told them go on ahead.
They left without me.
Haiku #54648, by Darth Figpucker
September 24, 2016 7:09 am ET

crooked octopus
respecting personal space
slingshot hibiscus
Haiku #54647, by Anonymous Poet
September 24, 2016 12:59 am ET

snd sdud plo uo dns
xod dollop dols dood opun
uns xnl plo uo pold
Haiku #54646, by Invert the Pervert
September 23, 2016 6:59 pm ET

It is a fact that
poop is just inverted dood.
Know what I mean, dood?
Haiku #54589, by Anonymous Poet
September 23, 2016 10:06 am ET

Penis foreskin fuel.
Jet powered ejaculate.
Like when you were twelve.

I won't include pics.
But imagine shooting a
quart of cottage cheese.
Haiku #54587, by Darth Figpucker the Highly Inappropriate
September 23, 2016 7:56 am ET

Harambe is dead
just like his overused meme
rip harambe lol
Haiku #54585, by Noob_PlaysYT
September 22, 2016 10:27 pm ET

i'm closing my eyes
asking for a word of God
i think i just heard

"oh fuck!!!"
Haiku #54584, by vhs
September 22, 2016 10:15 pm ET

interesting site
one could bookmark it, except...
this is not a book
Haiku #54582, by eeeeew gross!
September 22, 2016 8:26 pm ET

Is there a shit zen?
Enlightenment through feces.
Sounds rather German.

I do feel lighter
each time that I defecate,
like I'm a new man.

I wonder if now
we will get laxative spam.
Ex-Lax from China.

Oh and of course, Poop!
But that goes without saying.
Am I right, or what?
Haiku #54578, by darth figpucker
September 22, 2016 3:59 pm ET

I thought this was
bad haiku, not shit zen
statement but...poop
Haiku #54577, by vhs
September 22, 2016 10:50 am ET

That's kind of funny.
I thought it said foreskin fuel.
Exploding penis.
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September 21, 2016 11:03 am ET

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September 21, 2016 7:51 am ET

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September 21, 2016 6:59 am ET