BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
18 Years
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51707 Haikus
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Haiku #51707, by uYazxJTy of ZIxdMJwY
November 23, 2014 7:59 am ET

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November 22, 2014 10:13 am ET

Goodbye!
Haiku #51705, by migleyhup
November 22, 2014 9:28 am ET

Haiku #51704, by mxplixik
November 22, 2014 9:27 am ET

Haiku #51703, by twuriiiu of USA
November 22, 2014 9:05 am ET

Hello!
Haiku #51702, by tpuoeriy of USA
November 22, 2014 6:04 am ET

Flig flotten eep doo.
Zshoo fliggest hoomp zog rooboid.
Ambot kaayo.
Haiku #51701, by Fliggy Floppest Floom
November 21, 2014 7:56 pm ET

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Haiku #51700, by floonkish
November 21, 2014 7:52 pm ET

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November 21, 2014 7:52 pm ET

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November 21, 2014 7:50 pm ET

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November 21, 2014 7:49 pm ET

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November 21, 2014 7:49 pm ET

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Haiku #51695, by asdf
November 21, 2014 7:48 pm ET

Haiku #51694, by eoueriie of USA
November 21, 2014 1:23 pm ET

Hello!
Haiku #51693, by eewiweyo of USA
November 21, 2014 11:46 am ET

Hello!
Haiku #51692, by ieuyurup of USA
November 21, 2014 11:44 am ET

36mxptck www.grossstuff.com xyz123
Here's something that's gross.
And here is another one.
Let's go look for more.
Haiku #51691, by Gross Stuff of 36mxptck
November 21, 2014 10:32 am ET

mxlpi3x www.poopeatersanonymous 538129
Eating poop is fun.
It becomes an addiction.
I need to get help.
Haiku #51690, by spkstix of USA
November 21, 2014 6:00 am ET

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Haiku #51689, by uiyuiypy of USA
November 20, 2014 1:31 am ET

I like to fuck fruit
My penis itches.
Should not have used a mango.
But it was juicy.
Haiku #51688, by Iamback of Switzerland
November 19, 2014 10:31 am ET

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Here's a good question:
What do old women taste like?
Depends! Ha Ha Ha!
Haiku #51687, by Hannibal Lecter of Nursing Home
November 19, 2014 10:28 am ET

Exploding Shit dot Com
Shitting dynamite.
Exploding dingleberries.
Goodbye porcelain.
Haiku #51686, by taco bell of switzerland
November 19, 2014 10:22 am ET

Haiku #51685, by hxWYQvgP of GwQFlfSA
November 19, 2014 6:36 am ET

Snuffalupagus Does Porn
Snuff porn is not bad.
Snuffleupagus is hot!
I want his big trunk.

Snuffy can douche me.
Douche out my ass with his trunk.
Ninety psi.

Colon cleansing blast.
Pachyderm gay sex party.
Iamback will come.
Haiku #51684, by Snuff Porn
November 18, 2014 5:09 pm ET

www.fartlovers.com
I love to sniff farts.
Your mom sometimes farts on me.
Paid for your college.
Haiku #51683, by Fart-o-hollics Anonymouse of Nigeria
November 18, 2014 5:00 pm ET

Haiku #51682, by eioyorwi of USA
November 18, 2014 4:26 am ET

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November 18, 2014 2:10 am ET

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Haiku #51680, by owtwturr of USA
November 18, 2014 12:22 am ET

Super-Duper-Pooper-Scooper dot com
Scoop up all your shit.
Open wide and shove it in.
You're recycling!
Haiku #51679, by Eatshitanddie.com of Nigeria
November 17, 2014 4:32 pm ET

Scamming Africans!
Nuke Nigeria Today!
Destroy The Scam Spam!
Haiku #51678, by SuperCunt
November 17, 2014 12:37 pm ET

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Haiku #51677, by CvFWtjds of xowFAbgT
November 17, 2014 12:07 pm ET

Filthy diseased whore.
Snow white and the seven dwarves.
Black and white dwarf orgy.

Big bang orgasm.
Disney Carl Sagan slut!
Big black gaping hole.
Haiku #51676, by Spooge fest titty sprinkles
November 16, 2014 3:39 pm ET

Goddamn fucking shit.
Fuck these fucking puke bag fucks.
Cunt drizzle stench slime.
Haiku #51675, by Anonymous Poet
November 16, 2014 3:14 pm ET

Goddamn scamming cunts.
Lets rip out their entrails.
Love their expression.

We're scammed high and low.
Obama care and loan scams
There's no difference.

We're squeezed for our cash.
And they never see a court.
I want a fucking revolution and I don't give a shit if this is more than 5 syllables! Fuck 'em! Fuck the thieves and scammers and burn them alive! We need to take back what is ours!
Haiku #51674, by Scamming Cunts
November 16, 2014 3:12 pm ET

Haiku #51673, by knBHhFLv of vGToYArZ
November 15, 2014 8:41 pm ET

hey petite philae
wave those so distant dendrons
hold on for the ride
Haiku #51672, by ash
November 15, 2014 6:51 am ET

I prefer gerbils.
Poodle ass is too loose.
Sometimes I do rats.
Haiku #51671, by Hooray! The spam is gone... for 5 minutes.
November 14, 2014 8:05 pm ET

What is Haiku,
I think I may have done this wrong,
Does this irritate you
Haiku #51670, by POODLE-ASS of POODLEANALSMOOSH
November 14, 2014 5:29 pm ET

Is it really gay,
If the man you are fucking,
Was once a female
Haiku #51669, by POODLE-ASS of POODLEANALSMOOSH
November 14, 2014 5:27 pm ET

And I fucked her right,
Fuck her right in the pussy,
right in the pussy
Haiku #51668, by POODLE-ASS of POODLEANALSMOOSH
November 14, 2014 5:26 pm ET

Anal with poodle,
SMOOSH SMOOSH SMOOSH SMOOSH SMOOSH SMOOSH SMOOSH,
Gaping poodle ass
Haiku #51667, by POODLE-ASS of POODLEANALSMOOSH
November 14, 2014 4:51 pm ET

Japanese Haiku:
The moon shines brightly.
Moon beams shimmer on the pond.
Hear how the frogs sing.

American translation:
The moon shines brightly.
Frogs are singing at the pond.
Lets go home and fuck.

They say the same thing.
You might miss the subtlety.
Both are about sex.

But then if you're me,
You'd go home and fuck the frog.
Subtlety is dumb.
Haiku #51665, by Most Disturbing Novel of Evil book
November 14, 2014 9:26 am ET

Iamback's "jelly".
He wants a Star Trek wedding.
Dreams of sucking Kirk

I'd rather be gay
than to be a jugalo.
Bunch of white trash scum.

"W00t w00t!" mating call
for donkey raping crack heads
and chicken fuckers.

ICP butt bong:
Gravity Bong with vodka.
Right up your ass hole.

Instant alcohol.
Straight from sphincter to your brain.
How Iamback drinks.
Haiku #51659, by Darth Figpucker
November 13, 2014 7:44 am ET

Boogerhead dot com
Register at go daddy.
The price is so cheap!
Haiku #51649, by $2,369.00 per year!!! of USA
November 11, 2014 7:02 pm ET

I'd rather be gay
than to be a jugalo.
Bunch of white trash scum.

"W00t w00t!" mating call
for donkey raping crack heads
and chicken fuckers.
Haiku #51633, by Darth Figpucker The Highly Inappropriate.
November 9, 2014 6:07 pm ET

an eternity
when hands briefly glancing spark
ember burns thrughout
an ember
Haiku #51631, by luppowagonwicheu
November 9, 2014 11:34 am ET

I financed my loan
by using my erection.
Sperm bank deposit.
Haiku #51630, by Anonymous Poet
November 9, 2014 10:44 am ET

so i bought the pills
by using my payday loan
hard on my finance
Haiku #51629, by ash
November 9, 2014 8:13 am ET

They don't speak English.
And surely not Japanese.
African scam spam.

For this they get paid $3 per day.
Which is double what they would make elsewhere.
The website owners (scammers) are the ones who need
to be shot through the fucking head.
I guarantee they funnel the money to a Swiss bank.
If you follow these links they are all scam pharmacy or loan links.
Hardon pills are their fave, because who's going to report that they got ripped off when trying to buy viagra online?
I'm surprised these scam websites don't get shut down right away.
The inefficiency of justice.
Haiku #51628, by Anonymous Poet
November 8, 2014 9:33 pm ET

Maybe you could spam
and still follow the format
That would impress me
Haiku #51627, by Anonymous Poet
November 8, 2014 3:00 am ET