BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
20 Years
134 Days
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56287 Haikus
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Enjoyed studying this, very good stuff, regards . A man may learn wisdom even from a foe. by Aristophanes.
Haiku #56287, by Anonymous Poet
March 26, 2017 3:21 pm ET

Enjoyed studying this, very good stuff, regards . A man may learn wisdom even from a foe. by Aristophanes.
Haiku #56286, by Anonymous Poet
March 26, 2017 3:21 pm ET

Hello!
Haiku #56285, by Anonymous Poet
March 26, 2017 3:20 pm ET

Hello!
Haiku #56284, by Anonymous Poet
March 26, 2017 3:20 pm ET

Hello!
Haiku #56283, by Anonymous Poet
March 26, 2017 3:20 pm ET

which is the bigger
concern, outside the US
or within this place
Haiku #56282, by vhs
March 26, 2017 2:09 pm ET

i wonder how well
alex jones will go down in
historical guides
Haiku #56281, by vhs
March 26, 2017 2:03 pm ET

a set back can set
back someone sick of being
set back by set backs
Haiku #56280, by vhs
March 26, 2017 1:54 pm ET

i have to say I'll
miss processed food for a bit
while i recover here
Haiku #56279, by vhs
March 26, 2017 1:51 pm ET

We talk of fun food,
Nobody is responding
Are you tired eating?
Haiku #56278, by Interested Customer of China
March 26, 2017 3:48 am ET

I like food a lot.
Is this really delicious?
Can I eat this thing?
Haiku #56277, by Interested Customer of China
March 26, 2017 3:38 am ET

Taco Bell Crunch Wrap
Its back! Better than ever!
Fun food for friendship.
Haiku #56276, by For a limited time! of Participating locations
March 25, 2017 10:21 pm ET

well you forgot to
mention...is it an....evil
haiku??? space left blank
Haiku #56275, by vhs
March 25, 2017 3:48 pm ET

World Domination
A goal for your twenties but
Forgotten? I failed
Haiku #56274, by disleckingfuxic of 'Merica
March 25, 2017 12:31 pm ET

No seriously!
Let me google that for you.
Your fingers are broke.
Haiku #56273, by disleckingfuxic of "Merica
March 25, 2017 11:45 am ET

No problem! That's the
Easiest Part Of My Job!
As slowly we rot.
Haiku #56272, by disleckingfuxic of 'Merica
March 25, 2017 11:42 am ET

Insurance sales are
Methadone placebos for
Chasing green dragons
Haiku #56271, by disleckingfuxic of 'Merica
March 25, 2017 11:13 am ET

Free Beer was not a
Stroke of genius for these two
Dweebs naming their band
Haiku #56270, by disleckingfuxic of 'Merica
March 25, 2017 11:11 am ET

Remedy vampire
Slowly draining life from my
Bloody fingertips
Haiku #56269, by disleckingfuxic of 'merica
March 25, 2017 11:04 am ET

i read a guy named
neil howe, that same book that this
steve bannon guy

likes, with the late will
iam strauss, it's called the fourth turning
and it is you

know "iffy" but it
makes some sense of this crazy
season we are in
Haiku #56268, by vhs
March 25, 2017 10:20 am ET

Nope, he's not dead yet.
But he's off the radio
And that makes me sad
Haiku #56267, by T
March 24, 2017 6:49 pm ET

yes doctor D was
a radio pioneer and
did he just pass on?
Haiku #56266, by vhs
March 24, 2017 3:28 pm ET

I like this post, enjoyed this one regards for posting. He removes the greatest ornament of friendship, who takes away from it respect. by Cicero.
Haiku #56265, by yruwetii of USA
March 23, 2017 10:02 pm ET

I like this post, enjoyed this one regards for posting. He removes the greatest ornament of friendship, who takes away from it respect. by Cicero.
Haiku #56264, by wiuuwitw of USA
March 23, 2017 10:02 pm ET

Doctor Demento
Was radio pioneer?
Definitely strange
Haiku #56263, by T
March 23, 2017 9:26 pm ET

and now to break up
the all too vocal spam with
a spacer haiku

and of course

spam spam spam spam...spam
spam spam spam, baked beans and spam
vienna sausage
Haiku #56262, by vhs
March 23, 2017 1:41 pm ET

Hi there! I know this is kind of off topic but I was wondering if you knew where I could locate a captcha plugin for my comment form? I'm using the same blog platform as yours and I'm having difficulty finding one? Thanks a lot!
Haiku #56261, by Anonymous Poet
March 23, 2017 3:41 am ET

Hi there! I know this is kind of off topic but I was wondering if you knew where I could locate a captcha plugin for my comment form? I'm using the same blog platform as yours and I'm having difficulty finding one? Thanks a lot!
Haiku #56260, by Anonymous Poet
March 23, 2017 3:41 am ET

Hello!
Haiku #56259, by Anonymous Poet
March 23, 2017 3:40 am ET

Hello!
Haiku #56258, by Anonymous Poet
March 23, 2017 3:40 am ET

Hello!
Haiku #56257, by Anonymous Poet
March 23, 2017 3:40 am ET

I should figure out
how to make New York pretzels.
I'll then quit my job.

And have much more time
to write my happy haiku
to lighten your days.

DFP Pretzels!
Just now hot from the oven!
Get 'em while they're fresh!

Only two dollars!
Cheese, mustard, lemon, garlic,
or road-kill raccoon!
Haiku #56256, by df of frei turin
March 22, 2017 6:23 pm ET

That sounds pretty good.
Pretzels with lemon frosting.
Paired with German beer.
Haiku #56255, by df of ahead feroz
March 22, 2017 6:03 pm ET

seems you're often down
but there were times we'd get down
and you wouldn't be
Haiku #56254, by ash
March 22, 2017 8:52 am ET

bitter and twisted
you're like a lemon pretzel
and way too salty
Haiku #56253, by ash
March 22, 2017 8:41 am ET

Legos do not bleed.
Although we'd like for them to.
So we fantasize.
Haiku #56252, by df of towers inter
March 22, 2017 4:18 am ET

Silly old pop songs
I love so many of them
So sexy it hurts
Haiku #56251, by T
March 21, 2017 6:26 pm ET

Right...said Fred... he's too
sexy for haiku oh no
i guess one will do...ooo
Haiku #56250, by vhs
March 21, 2017 1:23 pm ET

I'm not throwing out
vhs tapes, vhs.
You're just too sexy.
Haiku #56249, by df of maico museum
March 20, 2017 6:21 pm ET

Hello!
Haiku #56248, by Anonymous Poet
March 20, 2017 3:14 pm ET

we all have a death
wish in some form or other
i think one form of

it is "planned ob-
solecence" or however
we spell that term there

throw out dvds
throw out vhs tapes make
room for more new crap
Haiku #56247, by vhs
March 20, 2017 1:45 pm ET

Giant volcanoes
belching toxic gas over
the entire world.

I'd then be happy.
We'd not have caused our own end.
God's dark comedy.
Haiku #56246, by df of 2200 road
March 20, 2017 10:37 am ET

Books can do great things
Foster imagination
Dinosaur stories
Haiku #56245, by T
March 20, 2017 1:11 am ET

i worry most when i
see a generation go "whats
a.....book?" then go on

the smart tv and
see that there's millenials
with their own weblog

about their favorite books
to read, shows what i know, keep
going youtube...reader...
Haiku #56244, by vhs
March 19, 2017 10:45 am ET

Sauropod flatus
similarly started
the dinosaurs end.

Methane greenhouse gas
had given rise to deserts
and less food to eat.

The asteroid then
finished off the lizards' reign.
What comes after us?

Will they dig up our
fossils to see our mistakes
and then learn from them?

Or will they get drunk,
watch football and politics,
and eat cheese burgers?
Haiku #56243, by df of ahornweg close
March 19, 2017 8:06 am ET

cow farts are killers
they will slowly seal our fate
getting their revenge
Haiku #56242, by T
March 18, 2017 9:08 pm ET

We should get back to
talking about flatulence
as a form of fuel.
Haiku #56241, by df of 4300 commista
March 18, 2017 8:26 pm ET

gallons of water
across the world had salt etc etc
fukashima...well then

nuclear powered
water, poisoned so what do
we do about that???
Haiku #56240, by vhs
March 18, 2017 4:14 pm ET

well drink water or
something else but something else
has water in it
Haiku #56239, by vhs
March 18, 2017 12:48 pm ET

Oceans of potions
Can not give us the notions
To fix our big mess
Haiku #56238, by T
March 17, 2017 11:24 pm ET