BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
22 Years
159 Days
and
64066 Haikus
later...
My love wasn't appreciated for its pure essence so I left without leaving a message
Haiku #64066, by TRULY LOVD YOU of NO MORE CHAIN OF FOOLS..this one broke away early.
April 21, 2019 2:03 am ET

Night of peaceful native chants. Some sons keep their word and the melody is beautiful to mine ears. Return unto me my love...I wept and still do. Yet I shine as the drum beats...I AM ALIVE sons...
Haiku #64065, by RETURNUNTOME of LOSERS HAV TO CHEAT>>ORIGINAL MOTHER IS NATURAL AND HAS NO NEED TO REPLICA FOR SHE IS EVE..
April 21, 2019 2:00 am ET

Step One: you forgive
Step Two: they forgive you too
Step Three: I don't know
Haiku #64064, by Ben
April 21, 2019 1:42 am ET

Love is agony
Which can occasionally
Be pleasurable
Haiku #64063, by MANMOTH
April 21, 2019 1:39 am ET

Wings swollen with blood
Colors imagination
Ritual begins
Haiku #64062, by MONARCH
April 21, 2019 1:37 am ET

Not sure if I want
To escape or find myself
Quite a dilemma
Haiku #64061, by Anomalous Poet
April 21, 2019 1:34 am ET

Sun sure seems happy
For a raging fusion power
Plasma inferno
Haiku #64060, by Anomalous Poet
April 21, 2019 1:31 am ET

Crickets chirp listen
Simple insects perform well
Celebrating life
Haiku #64059, by Anomalous Poet
April 21, 2019 1:28 am ET

When light shines brightly
Total darkness disappears
Takes much energy
Haiku #64058, by Anomalous Poet
April 21, 2019 1:25 am ET

The anxiety
Is payback for wasted time
Wake or decompose
Haiku #64057, by Anomalous Poet
April 21, 2019 1:24 am ET

Birth canal opens
Mother screams torture of love
Better make her proud
Haiku #64056, by Anomalous Poet
April 21, 2019 1:22 am ET

Hell basement spiders
Blood gangbang spiritual puke
Death birth second chance
Haiku #64055, by Anomalous Poet
April 21, 2019 1:21 am ET

Who got the sandals?
There's still some wear left in those
Jesus got big feet
Haiku #64054, by Size hello there
April 21, 2019 12:26 am ET

Grandpa loved wild birds
They perched on his stiff penis
Until it went limp
Haiku #64053, by Bad Seed
April 21, 2019 12:24 am ET

They had hankerings
They were first cousins. So what?
Nothing wrong with that
Haiku #64052, by Urges
April 21, 2019 12:22 am ET

Christ's resurrection --
still, Darth's thinkin' with his dick.
Some things never change . . .
Haiku #64051, by Who is that TTGFP ? of I wanted to thank her/him
April 20, 2019 10:40 pm ET

Approximately
Give or take a few inches
You got a small one
Haiku #64050, by Ruler of the world
April 20, 2019 4:50 pm ET

Look at it this way
Haiku keeps your mind active
A worthwhile pastime
Haiku #64049, by William Nippress
April 20, 2019 3:25 pm ET

Hippopotamus
Pygmy Hippopotamus
Which one makes more poop?
Haiku #64048, by Quiz
April 20, 2019 2:56 pm ET

one day you will see
Haiku is a waste of time
Masturbate instead
Haiku #64047, by Former poet of Washing hands
April 20, 2019 2:41 pm ET

Crusty bloody scabs
Keep them as souvenirs
To remember me
Haiku #64046, by Exududent debris
April 20, 2019 2:37 pm ET

Go ahead, eat ham.
It keeps the Muslims away.
Praise be to Jesus!
Haiku #64045, by TTGFP
April 20, 2019 10:23 am ET

The Pagan puff-ball
bearing psychedelic eggs.
Praise be to Jesus!

Spoiled little brats
on quests for tie-dye ova.
Praise be to Jesus!

Little do they know
they had better find Jesus!
Praise His Holy Name!
Haiku #64044, by TTGFP
April 20, 2019 10:20 am ET

The Easter Bunny
will not save your wretched soul.
Praise be to Jesus!
Haiku #64043, by TTGFP
April 20, 2019 10:15 am ET

The Easter Bunny
did not roll away a rock.
Praise be to Jesus!
Haiku #64042, by TTGFP
April 20, 2019 10:14 am ET

The Easter Bunny
is not real, but Jesus is!
Praise be to Jesus!
Haiku #64041, by Twinkle Toes Glitter Fairy Princess of Ah, but then it's hard to find a marshmallow filled chocolate Jesus on the Cross, now isn't it.
April 20, 2019 10:11 am ET

Marie Antoinette
Stopped sucking my dick one day
Never found out why
Haiku #64040, by End of The world
April 20, 2019 9:29 am ET

Get down on your knees
Pray.. Stand up..Pray. Stand up. Pray.
Stand up. Pray. Stand up
Haiku #64039, by Stan D. Upanishad of No toucha da mushrooms
April 20, 2019 8:04 am ET

Due to drain problem,
Goddess had to call plumber.
Man fixed it for her.
Haiku #64038, by Goddess needs a Babysitter or next Weekend
April 20, 2019 6:20 am ET

You have overused
That old John-Boy Walton shtick.
Find some new content.
Haiku #64037, by Goodnight, Haiku of Harmonica Melody
April 20, 2019 6:09 am ET

John Boy Walton's Mole
Looking forward to baked ham
With all the fixings
Haiku #64036, by God is Good of Walton's Mountain
April 20, 2019 3:02 am ET

A block of sharp cheese
Distinct tang reminiscent
Of Grandfather's taint
Haiku #64035, by Cuntfart Cuntfart of Cunt
April 20, 2019 12:16 am ET

The monster rattles
the bars of his cage for now.
Jesus help us all!
Haiku #64034, by TTGFP
April 20, 2019 12:03 am ET

Just ate "Food for The Gods" pastry.
Overrated.
Glad I'll burn in hell.... Okay, back to vacation.
Haiku #64033, by Anonymous Poet
April 19, 2019 11:59 pm ET

He followed the rules
Only beat off in his room
Drowned in the spew
Haiku #64032, by Noticer of Details
April 19, 2019 11:58 pm ET

A meatless marriage
Not enough for leftovers
Unsatisfying
Haiku #64031, by Rural Guido of No toucha da mushrooms
April 19, 2019 11:55 pm ET

So... Looking for a dish drying rack. You know, the kind you set by the side of the sink and put the dishes and silverware in it to dry that drips down and drains into the sink. Really fucking simple, yeah. But it's nowhere to be found. I mean, all these dish drying racks all just have a tub under them and don't allow the water to drain off. I mean, how fucking stupid can these Asians be?! Seriously! Something so basic, so standard, so obvious in how it should work, how it should be designed. They can't do it. Why?! Why?! WHY!?!?!!????!!!!!!!
Bunch of fucking backwards primitive barbarians!
I should have moved to Europe.
Spiritual note to self for future reincarnations: Don't fuck monkeys. Just don't.
Haiku #64030, by Yes, I lied, 2 weeks not up yet.... bu this is a rant, not a haiku. Deal with it you weird motherfuckers.
April 19, 2019 11:55 pm ET

Don't have a condom?
Use aluminum foil
Will keep your meat fresh
Haiku #64029, by Short of Breath
April 19, 2019 11:37 pm ET

Sidle up to bar
And vomiting poetry
Drinking Bad Haiku
Haiku #64028, by Anomalous Poet
April 19, 2019 11:24 pm ET

were all going to die 5-7-5
Haiku #64027, by WATERGAZED of ARARATTHEMOUNT
April 19, 2019 11:21 pm ET

You cheat at haiku
If you count your syllables
It's 5-7-5
Haiku #64026, by That' my phone number I just met u of Call me maybe
April 19, 2019 10:08 pm ET

Hey get over it
Somebody cheated on you
Guess what? No one cares
Haiku #64025, by Anonymous Poet
April 19, 2019 10:02 pm ET

Go slaughter a ham
Pull the leg off a cute lamb
Candy:Fill your face
Haiku #64024, by Chinese Factory Workers of Laughing Jag
April 19, 2019 10:00 pm ET

Next door liar breathing in the same house ..can't wait till you're found out you'll die too silly wabbit
Haiku #64023, by Dog on the leash of In the end uend
April 19, 2019 9:58 pm ET

You a fucking liar and aren't one with shit...you in your rotting flesh soter..plotolmy...u traded everything. Cast yourself down into the abyss for it and took others with you.
Haiku #64022, by Yourcousinsbloodforamakeupline of DontTellLies
April 19, 2019 9:56 pm ET

Peck peck peck... you rang?
The Easter Cassowary
Coming right for ya!!
Haiku #64021, by Peck peck peck
April 19, 2019 9:56 pm ET

Power flows brightly
Flightless bird communicates
Silence falls nothing
Haiku #64020, by Ground Owl of Burrow
April 19, 2019 9:54 pm ET

I am one with Him.
This is my body and blood.
Praise be to Jesus!
Haiku #64019, by TTGFP
April 19, 2019 9:42 pm ET

I got it God wins
He did a good -- no, great job.
Praise forevermore.
Haiku #64018, by Everything a filthy lie except the Gospel of Yeshua Christos
April 19, 2019 9:40 pm ET

You got it u win...good job.
Haiku #64017, by Truthseekers of DontTellLies
April 19, 2019 9:07 pm ET