Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 179 Days and 77087 Haiku later...

hpt tthmmt thrf inhmd kndp
mngta kynthd kan hst shht fgfg ssht
ngths thdt shtd kpc skyt

(that is all you will ever be worth, SCOTT,
ASH, K, and I do bot hide under any other
name just to plat shit...like you)
Haiku # 16126, October 15, 2001 10:51 pm ET
by jewel1
A GiRl BeSidE mE
lOoks aT mE anD sMilEs ShYly
loOks aGaiN aNd WinKs

(helo...indi)
Haiku # 16125, October 15, 2001 10:28 pm ET
by goku
my dearest jewel
its raining outside like hell
take shelter in me
Haiku # 16124, October 15, 2001 10:05 pm ET
by indiana
as the smoke clears up
cries of anguish everywhere
real life war scenes
Haiku # 16123, October 15, 2001 9:40 pm ET
by bxb
the world in trouble
does somebody have a map?
I think I lost mine

Haiku # 16122, October 15, 2001 9:39 pm ET
by indiana
to maim, kill, injure
at war man uses all things
even poetry
Haiku # 16121, October 15, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by bxb

HH HHH
HHHHHHH
HH HHH
Haiku # 16120, October 15, 2001 9:16 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
my new weapons are :
stealth haiku and cruise haiku
poetry must win
Haiku # 16119, October 15, 2001 9:11 pm ET
by ash
american god
identified as good guy
who's the other god ?
Haiku # 16118, October 15, 2001 9:09 pm ET
by ash
i can die happy
my life is validated
by the haiku queen
Haiku # 16116, October 15, 2001 6:08 pm ET
by elven feathered goat vermin a.k.a. scott
go blend your IQ, ap, duh?!
as if that was not a double bladed
wachamacallit, self centered my
foot!
Haiku # 16115, October 15, 2001 6:08 pm ET
by jewel1
The haiku below
Let's all just call it "The best
bad haiku ever"
Haiku # 16114, October 15, 2001 6:01 pm ET
by Janis
the interactive
haiku...what's your opinion?
hate it has promise
Haiku # 16113, October 15, 2001 5:46 pm ET
by fgv, 3.1
the interactive
haiku...what's your opinion?
hate it has promise
Haiku # 16112, October 15, 2001 5:38 pm ET
by fgv, take #3
george, george ...settle down
and if you are so tough sign
your real name ....dubya
Haiku # 16111, October 15, 2001 3:44 pm ET
by dubya watch
my god is not yours
i am of the chosen ones
victory be ours
Haiku # 16109, October 15, 2001 1:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
do i sound pissed off?
maybe its because i am
hear ye o' Islam
Haiku # 16108, October 15, 2001 1:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
my new city streets
are swept so clean, i wonder
where do the rats hide?
Haiku # 16106, October 15, 2001 12:50 pm ET
by re: #16092, now that's more like it
perhaps one day war
will be fought not with weapons
but in poetry

our leaders, poets,
west point a school for haiku
letter bombs in verse
Haiku # 16105, October 15, 2001 12:36 pm ET
by fgv to janis, but i sorta kinda doubt it
the jini is out
ask him, politely, to return
avenging war dogs
Haiku # 16104, October 15, 2001 12:08 pm ET
by ap

........moshi moshi hai
.as the ringo starr once said
peace man peace man peace
Haiku # 16103, October 15, 2001 12:07 pm ET
by ronin

.i love my "new" book
it tells everything as is
......koko aishima
Haiku # 16102, October 15, 2001 12:03 pm ET
by ronin

....what old school janis
something like ap's old age
......or maybe ancient
Haiku # 16101, October 15, 2001 12:00 pm ET
by ronin

.......it's shadow boxing
i suppose, an old sport's game
.........'til arthritis sets
Haiku # 16100, October 15, 2001 11:55 am ET
by ronin
Killing each other
In the name of anything
Is very old school
Haiku # 16099, October 15, 2001 11:54 am ET
by Janis
severed heads displayed
at city gate, the killing
competition, no?
Haiku # 16098, October 15, 2001 11:53 am ET
by ap
read an honest book
a real history book
your "unpleasantness"
Haiku # 16097, October 15, 2001 11:51 am ET
by ap

........ap is not ash?
what a clever contraption
...to deceive the young
Haiku # 16096, October 15, 2001 11:48 am ET
by ronin
......spare us foreign "aid"
with chains attached i'm afraid
.....a noose til we're "daid"
Haiku # 16095, October 15, 2001 11:45 am ET
by ronin
the battan death march
the rape of nanjing city
forget korea
Haiku # 16094, October 15, 2001 11:44 am ET
by ap

.........ahem yo jewel
like somebody's contagious
.....with a plague or two
Haiku # 16093, October 15, 2001 11:41 am ET
by ronin

.......city smogs and rains
with wet black leather shoes in
.........the midst of traffic
Haiku # 16092, October 15, 2001 11:38 am ET
by ronin
plane crash and anthrax,
terrorist related?
yes, our own slipped through.
Haiku # 16091, October 15, 2001 11:36 am ET
by flip ant
hey jewel calm down
this is between ash and me
not your crazy friend
Haiku # 16090, October 15, 2001 11:35 am ET
by ap - don't be so self centered
so very like a
little Nazi stomping his
oversized Afghan!

the hi-jacks are dead.
not one an afghani, fall
guys isolated.
Haiku # 16089, October 15, 2001 11:27 am ET
by a man called Rainbo of to a dick tainted psycho
there's been no news 'bout
where the anthrax came from, cuz
it's not from Afghan.

it's from ourselves like
everything else - when clues are
cold we'll suspect them!!!
Haiku # 16088, October 15, 2001 11:15 am ET
by a man called Rainbo
bombing afghans! claim
osama's the problem. We've
thrown tantrums daily.

shocked by destruction's
replay, now we accept death
ip so unconfirmed.
Haiku # 16087, October 15, 2001 11:10 am ET
by a man called Rainbo
which hand has the bombs ?
and which hand has the money ?
schizophrenic state

evil foreign aid
the necessary pennance
for interference
Haiku # 16086, October 15, 2001 11:07 am ET
by ash
devil's advocate
didn't name any empires
who did you think of ?
Haiku # 16085, October 15, 2001 10:55 am ET
by ash
mister president
the world may be your oyster
but seafood goes bad
Haiku # 16084, October 15, 2001 10:51 am ET
by ash
i've got it all planned
when indonesia invades
i'm off to bali
Haiku # 16083, October 15, 2001 10:46 am ET
by ash
continue bashing
until no one is left
but your ilk

(celebrate!!)
Haiku # 16082, October 15, 2001 10:37 am ET
by jewel1
Life will go on still
for you have lost nobody
but a pest run amok
Haiku # 16081, October 15, 2001 10:36 am ET
by jewel1
Ronin is quite good
but you have suceeded in
in infecting him
Haiku # 16080, October 15, 2001 10:34 am ET
by jewel1
the site lost Nova
and so many have tried and failed
the end is for you
Haiku # 16079, October 15, 2001 10:32 am ET
by jewel1
the site lost Nova
and so many have tried and failed
the end is for you
Haiku # 16078, October 15, 2001 10:32 am ET
by jewel1
yes, thank you, I read
and you have made me evil
best wishes to all
Haiku # 16077, October 15, 2001 10:31 am ET
by jewel1
evil foreign aid
exceeds the aussie budget
evil foreign aid
Haiku # 16076, October 15, 2001 9:27 am ET
by ap
which friend will you call
when the indonesians
set their sights on you
Haiku # 16075, October 15, 2001 9:25 am ET
by ap
you must be reading
revisionist japanese
history lies.. books
Haiku # 16074, October 15, 2001 9:15 am ET
by ap
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