My rifle's uncocked.
It really needs to be cocked....
Grandma has a cock!

it's getting colder
and it keeps raining a lot
grandma has a cock

it's been way too hot
and now it's fucking freezing
grandma has a cock

Hawk tuah and off-brand
body moisturizer cream
Grandma has a cock

Grandma has a cock.
She trained it as a fighter.
Her cock won the match.

Her red rooster crows
And then pecks at corn kernels
Grandma has a cock

Grandma’s leaky hose
Dribbles down the garden path
Grandma has a cock

some things never change
why would perfection evolve?
grandma has a cock

Stiff turn to the left
tips over her fifth stiff drink
Grandma has a cock

It has arisen!
on the most holiest day
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Chicks. They hatch from eggs.
Rachel Levine is a man.
Grandma has a cock.

Fixed income drove her
theft. Moon Cakes with extra cream.
Grandma has a cock

i am old and tired
but poetry makes my young
grandma has a cock

at least it's not meth
perhaps a new haiku meme
grandma has a cock

Grandma has a cock
It is a very rude bird
Shits on the sidewalk

it's state elections
the politicians will win
grandma has a cock

Ash thanks for playing
Certainly words hard to hear
"Grandma has a cock"


Ghost of Hollywood
Thank you for your answer too
"I jerk off wildly"


Maybe the next time
William N., Lush and Crimson
Will play along too


Along the same lines
Mine similiar yet different
"Your penis is small"


"Can we remain friends?"
The worst words a man can hear?
"Your penis is small"

Can we remain friends?
The worst words a man can hear
grandma has a cock

europe calls me now
enough of arabs, dubai
grandma has a cock

Crochet hook in hand
she chains a long warm cozy
grandma has a cock

this fly pesters me
now i require revenge
grandma has a cock

the past is present
things that were old come anew
grandma has a cock

Morrissey was right
November spawned a monster
Grandma has a cock

grandma has a cock
wondering how long it's been
ash you might know that

october wind blows
so do all these bad haikus
grandma has a cock

It's a brand new year
But what has not changed is
Grandma has a cock

the old-timers know
why she never undresses:
grandma has a cock

like a bird circling
it comes around yet again
grandma has a cock

Bulging prostate gland
mountain behind the boulders
grandma has a cock

Safely tucked in bed
big bad wolf in the pocket
grandma has a cock

nine and a half years
thirty-six thousand haiku
grandma has a cock

The refreshing verse
Of years gone by surfaces;
Grandma has a cock

such nihilism
it's pretty hard to believe
grandma has a cock

Craft project gone wrong
glue covered cotton ball tree
grandma has a cock

Looking back fondly
Through all the precious archives
<a href="http://www.badhaiku.com/search.php?cmd=search&words=Grandma+has+a+cock">Grandma has a cock</a>

how very helpful
a lexicon assistant
grandma has a cock

terminate program
grandma has a cock-up now
a runtime error

Father's mother owns
Poultry farms in Ithaca
Grandma has a cock

Safely tucked in bed
big bad wolf in the closet
grandma has a cock

Oh, the liquor feast
brings upon the morning wood
grandma has a cock

Drunken congo line
with stiff bump in the back-side
grandma has a cock

happy birthday mel
yet we be jammin' long time
grandma has a cock

Oh, it's halloween
that's not a candied apple!
grandma has a cock

Heart to weak to pump,
medic alert bracelet call,
grandma has a cock

Hard, cold, unfeeling
a frost bitten chicken leg
grandma has a cock

this is what I think
get to the bottom of it
grandma has a cock

the wax jobs are good
air brushing perhaps or not
grandma has a cock

gentle yesterday
a life more ordinary
grandma has a cock

online catharsis
endless odious bullshit
grandma has a cock

wading in waste high
piles of nippless haikus
grandma has a cock

axis of evil
nipps and moxie united
grandma has a cock

that wind from the south
so strong it blew me off course
and another thing

I hate these damn spots
old people have them not ME
grandma has a cock

what can one believe ?
is there some greater purpose ?
grandma has a cock

go to any church
they're all dressed up for jesus
grandma has a cock

incredibly bad
far worse than mere bad haiku
grandma has a cock

damn! fuckin' retards!
where the hell is the haiku?
grandma has a cock

i can barely look
where teh hell is the haiku
grandma has a cock

we are used to it
we don't mind the sight of blood
grandma has a cock

more and more haiku
less and less memorable
grandma has a cock

different accent
ein guttes Beispiel for hmmm
grandma has a cock

you won't stop killing
by washing our mouths with soap
grandma has a cock

oh yeah, forgot
might have been better to say
grandma has a cock

art brings nothing new
it's all too derivative
grandma has a cock

in the names of the
Lord, on the last day when your
idle words are

Grandma has a cock

how will that be explained?

get over it chick
spend time learning some spelling
grandma has a cock

Curry flavored burps
Is far preferable to
Grandma has a cock

I can't even count
yeah that was unlucky
grandma has a cock

grandma has a cock?
let me see under that skirt,
grandma has a cock.

chill, internet chick
don't go and turn all moxie
grandma has a cock

happy birthday ash
best wishes sheena baby
grandma has a cock

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spent a week on the
north umpqua river...quite wet
grandma has a cock

summers' eve won't help
she should try hot kerosene
grandma has a cock

so artsey fartsey
i like this new bad haiku
grandma has a cock

<img src='tomato.jpg'><br><br>Tomato season<br>Is such a good time of year<br>Grandma has a cock

gotta love this site<br>life, death, some more of the same<br>grandma has a cock

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old jokes never die<br>especially the good ones<br>grandma has a cock!

her mouth open now<br>drool glistening lips moist<br>sharp intakes of breath<br><br>hand brushes nipples<br>slides down her smooth belly now<br>grandma has a cock

error messages<br>linux hates my winmodem<br>grandma has a cock

a space oddity<br> thin line between love and hat<br>grandma has a cock<br><br>downloading all night<br>where is david bowie now?<br>how are his eyes now?<br><br>green cane rises up<br>from a sea of morning mist<br>sun on horizon<br>

Yuengling Lager beer<br>pity those who can't obtain<br>grandma has a cock

we can only hope<br>pray Ashley's crutch's okay<br>grandma has a cock

when australia<br>rhymes with genitalia<br>grandma has a cock<br><br>

it must be dave's fault<br>when i lose literati<br>grandma has a cock<br>

pee pull pee pull pee<br>pull pee pull pee pull people<br>grandma has a cock<br><br>what came first moxie?<br>the pee the pull or moxie<br>some people really!

lithium dwindles<br>moxie's on a fuckin' roll<br>grandma has a cock

except for the dog<br>I'd never have to clean shit<br>grandma has a cock

During photographs<br>meaty log lays on my leg<br>Grandma has a cock!

Polyester pants<br>with green floral prints reveal<br>Grandma has a cock!

poets need a muse<br>somehow we got stuck with mox<br>grandma has a cock

a small miracle<br>with nana-technology<br>grandma has a cock

unlike herr doktor<br>and i also suspect a.p.<br>grandma has a cock

held him in my arms<br>and he threw it all away<br>hold me in your arms<br><br>love me just the same<br>hold me in your arms again<br>grandma has a cock<br><br>held him in my arms<br>I've been thinking it over<br>and over again<br>

weaving left and right<br>moving up and down moaning<br>grandma has a cock

futile politics<br>players weaving left and right<br>grandma has a cock<br>

when you remember<br>repetition rises up<br>grandma has a cock

vert! haiku hero<br>original author of <br>grandma has a cock

zephyr? zephyr? and<br>so you need a thesaraus?<br>grandma has a cock<br>

too much trivia<br>not enough pieces of art<br>grandma has a cock<br>

boys and their jewels<br> such precious sweet nutty things<br>grandma has a cock<br>

em dee em ay eh?<br>amphetamine analogue<br>hardly up to speed<br><br>i'd rather suck eggs<br>indoor doof doof enhancer<br>grandma has a cock<br>

From today forward <br>all bad haiku must end with <br>Grandma has a cock!

this isn't real life?<br>ah, so that would explain why<br>grandma has a cock.

what constitution ?<br>janis is canadian<br>grandma has a cock

intolerant piss<br>let me sleep a little more<br>grandma has a cock

behold the monster<br>prodigious cavernosum<br>grandma has a cock

more thunder and rain<br>tree toads hop by the millions<br>grandma has a cock

repetitive works<br>arts busting masters reflect<br>grandma has a cock<br>

Last night in a box<br>pictures were found proving that<br>grandma has a cock

o beginner lau<br>she calls, "i love you long time"<br>grandma has a cock

madness in the flock<br>makes this site a laughing stock<br>grandma has a cock

sometimes i wonder<br>potty posters make more sense<br>grandma has a cock!

I have been away<br>I've brought you back a mem'ry - <br>Grandma has a cock!

bald as a beaver<br>sure brings out the animal<br>grandma has a cock

i imagine me<br>but i laugh too much to type<br>grandma has a cock

get a grip on it<br>can you get your head around<br>grandma has a cock

Five buck birthday gift<br>seems fine when you realize<br>grandma has a cock

All that now remains<br>is one long vericose vein<br>grandma has a cock

Bulging pantyhose<br>streched orthopedic holster<br>grandma has a cock

Grandma has a cock...<br>something about Old Duke, Bowflex<br>and Drink Moxie<br>Blessed be

nihilisim and<br>anarchy might be confused<br>GRANDMA HAS A COCK!!!!!!!!!

Tented floral dress<br>quickly reminds us all that<br>grandma has a cock<br>

scepticism yep<br>bound to raise it's ugly head<br>grandma has a cock<br>

such nihilism<br>it's pretty hard to believe<br>grandma has a cock

words, though elegant,<br>merely express a concept.<br>grandma has a cock.

tomorrow, texas<br>steers queers and shiner bock beers<br>grandma has a cock

arthritic back pain<br>sailing today anyway<br>grandma has a cock

sophisticated<br>predisposed to artifice<br>grandma has a cock

seek enlightenment<br>spirituality, peace.<br>grandma has a cock.

tell mellie tell all<br>i guarantee good results<br>grandma has a cock

let this train run on.<br>signalmen drive its progress.<br>grandma has a cock

grandpa has a cunt<br>we always call her grandma<br>grandma has a cock

oh, don't box me in<br>give me a home on the range<br>grandma has a cock

Grandma has a cock<br>but she also has<br>Old Duke and a Bowflex

Oh my god it's hot<br>too hot to touch my hoo haa<br>grandma has a cock

seeking artistic<br>recognition here? oh boy.<br>grandma has a cock<br>

oh moxie, moxie<br>your poetry is poxy<br>please get writer's block<br><br>even if you try<br>you'll never understand why<br>grandma has a cock<br>

sreaming monkey churl<br>prudish sissy whining girl<br>grandma has a cock!

killer bees, shark bite<br>spider venom serpant scale<br>grandma has a cock

to our great surprise<br>we discovered at autopsy<br>grandma has a cock

transcendence, glory<br>illumination and grace.<br>grandma has a cock

it's a mixed up world<br>moxie needs a therapist<br>grandma has a cock

there ya go paver!<br>social, comedic, haiku !<br>Grandma has a cock!

unrealized art<br>expression of a moment<br>grandma has a cock

this site has lost it<br>but the bonfire rekindles<br>grandma has a cock

Is that haiku PORN,<br>or could it be haiku PRAWN?<br>Grandma has a cock.

Horizon swallows<br>glowing solar thunder storm.<br>Grandma has a cock.

Let it go, Solbey!<br>Do your damndest bad haiku.<br>Grandma has a cock!<br>

No Haiku shortage.<br>Put your brain on fuckin' hold.<br>Grandma has a cock!<br>