Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 189 Days and 77102 Haiku later...

plath would stick her head
in a microwave oven
if alive today
Haiku # 14141, September 20, 2001 6:05 pm ET
by scott (wish it were original...but concerning the confessional poets)
she didn't mind the
act itself, liked it, or so
she told me she felt

she didn
Haiku # 14140, September 20, 2001 5:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
structure takes a hit
in stunned disbelief, we ask:
can haiku survive?
Haiku # 14139, September 20, 2001 5:38 pm ET
by scott (if the onion were in an all-haiku format, they might print:)
had a girlfriend who,
would blow me and then spit it
onto me....glaring!!!!
Haiku # 14138, September 20, 2001 5:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
structure? discipline?
all collapsed, only the chaos..
crazy moxie blues!!!

Haiku # 14137, September 20, 2001 5:29 pm ET
by me too but then I think--just one more
i'm satyrical
the smell of mel's fresh mowed lawn
thrills my inner goat
Haiku # 14136, September 20, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by scott
i put in my time
fighting the moxie menace
i earned my medal
Haiku # 14135, September 20, 2001 5:09 pm ET
by scott (never sober)
I am ashamed to
continue my moxie war
you sound too sober

lee. look back to when
moxie was signing his own
name to see our side
Haiku # 14134, September 20, 2001 4:58 pm ET
by just me nobody who moxie knows or thinks it is
life is poetry
sometimes it's a love sonnet
sometimes bad haiku
Haiku # 14133, September 20, 2001 4:57 pm ET
by scott (waxing philosophical and his skis)
Bad behavior is
not exactly haiku but
it is what it is
Haiku # 14132, September 20, 2001 4:42 pm ET
by Lee
Well, you drink Moxie
It's very bittersweet and
takes time to enjoy.
Haiku # 14131, September 20, 2001 4:41 pm ET
by Lee
I live dead end but
it's still cheap living so
rural life is slow...
Haiku # 14130, September 20, 2001 4:40 pm ET
by Lee
yes!! moxie deserves
a good thumping...break his bones
and then jump on him
Haiku # 14129, September 20, 2001 4:40 pm ET
by grimms fairy haiku
Moxie is the name
of a soda now owned by
Coke in Atlanta.
Haiku # 14128, September 20, 2001 4:39 pm ET
by Lee
We quarrel at times
Over taste, diction, direction.
Then again, such is style.
Haiku # 14127, September 20, 2001 4:38 pm ET
by Lee of here
his psyche gaps open
i cannot face his challenge
if HE is human
Haiku # 14126, September 20, 2001 4:34 pm ET
by I must be something else
how many shards of
moxies schizoid mind must we
endure? clout the lout.

Haiku # 14125, September 20, 2001 4:33 pm ET
by I must be something else
some people do count
their syllables; those who don't
simply do not count
Haiku # 14124, September 20, 2001 4:16 pm ET
by scott
some people do count
their syllables; those who don't
simply do not count
Haiku # 14123, September 20, 2001 4:15 pm ET
by scott
people here don't count
-_-"-_- -"-- -_"_- -_"_- for much
-_-"-_- just -_"_- -_"_-!
Haiku # 14122, September 20, 2001 4:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i'll fuck you so hard
your grandkids will come out bruised
smelling of penis
Haiku # 14121, September 20, 2001 3:39 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
this soap opera
is so unoriginal...
not the evil twin!
Haiku # 14120, September 20, 2001 3:01 pm ET
by scott (be sure to enunciate if you count)
Haiku # 14119, September 20, 2001 2:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
sarcasm unnoticed,
the whining for attention
simply disappoints
Haiku # 14118, September 20, 2001 1:45 pm ET
by ap

.....real cute, baby
.you edited my haiku
so, like you have time
Haiku # 14117, September 20, 2001 11:47 am ET
by ronin@heywhomessedupwithmygamemoves

.......you're jealous mellie
......believing that i left you
..i would always care (for you)

(you'll always be my paramour)
Haiku # 14116, September 20, 2001 11:43 am ET
by ronin@rosesforyou

........so magnanimous
you don't put up a good fight
........why is it so dude
Haiku # 14115, September 20, 2001 11:39 am ET
by ronin@AP"youdontfit"astheysay
go take a dump
do it in private
leave not trace of it here
we all walk in it and
it stinks to high heaven
Haiku # 14114, September 20, 2001 11:36 am ET
by mellie
time to flush the lavatory
oops it seems to be blocked up with
the most vile shit and vomit
by people who have no respect for others
feelings minds cultures spirits
it makes me puke
Haiku # 14113, September 20, 2001 11:34 am ET
by mellie

.....no difuse kit boy
let us do it cowboy-style
...at the map "assault"
Haiku # 14112, September 20, 2001 11:30 am ET
by ronin@to_kkk

...the vapid crass k
..in epileptic frenzy
tries to hit the moon
Haiku # 14111, September 20, 2001 11:25 am ET
by ronin@aflamed
WarNing!

if you saw pilot
terrorist in Baltimore
call f.i.b.

they want to know if
you saw him visiting them,
to blow you away.
Haiku # 14110, September 20, 2001 11:06 am ET
by rez-erection worth repeating
Mellowed

when I was younger
diagnosed acute schitzo;
old and ugly, now...
Haiku # 14109, September 20, 2001 11:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet

.....ash the cranky queer
....believing yourself to be
....that which you are not

(it is acute schizoprenia then)
Haiku # 14108, September 20, 2001 10:21 am ET
by ronin@yomisslistentothis

........ah k the fogturd
your haiku is just as blurred
...suck your whey and curd
Haiku # 14107, September 20, 2001 10:18 am ET
by ronin@dobattlewithme

RONINS PACK

........BB

(our very own)




you are welcom jewel for you are your
fathers daughter.

booze galore.
Haiku # 14106, September 20, 2001 10:16 am ET
by ronin@lookinforward

YOU ME

1. e4 e5
2. Nf3 Nc6
3. Bb5 d3
4. c3 h3
__

ur move colonel
Haiku # 14105, September 20, 2001 10:14 am ET
by ronin@theBEAST

.......ash the cranky queer
.....believing yourself to be
......that which you are not

(is it acute schizophrenia then)
Haiku # 14104, September 20, 2001 10:11 am ET
by ronin@thequalityshrink

.........Master, the war's set
much more of the pack shall come
...........to cripple this site
Haiku # 14103, September 20, 2001 10:07 am ET
by lone wolf

......i warned you fool k
but deep in your bitter heart
......you refused to heed

...(prepare yourself moron)
Haiku # 14102, September 20, 2001 10:05 am ET
by ronin@to_ _ _ k

........conceding so soon
where is your teeth yet baboon
....with tongue just as sharp

....(you sound so much like
.................TRash)
Haiku # 14101, September 20, 2001 10:03 am ET
by ronin@showmeyourmettleapbeforeidevouryou
my sparkle seems to some as hateful gash, lo!
being spalshed with cold water
awash in the shore calling my indiana!
Haiku # 14100, September 20, 2001 9:22 am ET
by jewel1
I suppose you are
A sparkle of a brilliant jewel
Glowing in the dark
Haiku # 14099, September 20, 2001 9:16 am ET
by indiana
what is bad haiku
if it isnt bad haiku
then its not haiku
Haiku # 14098, September 20, 2001 9:03 am ET
by phoenix
transmeditating
among the banging cymbals
being still, calm and cool
Haiku # 14097, September 20, 2001 8:56 am ET
by jewel1
alas, too many glare aghast bewildered
at this creature who is
daring to enter the den of barbarians!
Haiku # 14096, September 20, 2001 8:15 am ET
by jewel1
the course is quite hard
for insults on the newbies
harder still amidst biles!
Haiku # 14095, September 20, 2001 8:10 am ET
by jewel1
jewel being new
dares tresspass the rules, yes
to see for myself
limitations of the dumb
Haiku # 14094, September 20, 2001 8:06 am ET
by jewel1
your irritation
promethean in largesse
promotes no goodwill

psychotic rantings
requiring medication
you're not up to scratch

behind the facade
where a person ought to be
so much empty space
Haiku # 14093, September 20, 2001 7:59 am ET
by ash
parasite you are
unwelcome self indulgence
you suck way too much
Haiku # 14092, September 20, 2001 7:46 am ET
by ash
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