Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 189 Days and 77102 Haiku later...

Getting road weary.
What day is this? Where am I?
Need home and some buds.
Haiku # 2826, January 5, 2000 1:27 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Janis, are you there?
I want your E-mail address.
This is "cousin Rick".
Haiku # 2825, January 5, 2000 9:38 am ET
by Rick of cleveland, U. S. of A.
Shark scare again
Haiku # 2824, January 4, 2000 12:00 am ET
by ho hum
Another Jap tourist lost
Olympics yum, yum!
of Sydney, 'Straaliaa
Puffy clouds roll by,
A breeze softly whispering,
Hot sex with a corpse.
Haiku # 2823, January 3, 2000 12:22 pm ET
by CODE BLEU
my wife left me, whore.
selfish, ungrateful liar
he bought her so cheap.
Haiku # 2822, January 3, 2000 9:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The clock struck midnight
The lights stayed on, saints be praised
No apocalypse
Haiku # 2821, January 3, 2000 8:32 am ET
by EmceeEscher
New millennium
Yet the old stuff is still here
No surprise, really
Haiku # 2820, January 2, 2000 6:27 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
drinking peroxide
is so bad for your stomach
dont try to shit much
Haiku # 2819, January 1, 2000 9:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
we are all still here
electricity and beer
i had no real fear
Haiku # 2818, January 1, 2000 7:46 pm ET
by oldanasty of Kalifornia,
her comment so tart
so bitter, not unlike my
auntie Pru''s sponge cake.
Haiku # 2817, January 1, 2000 5:35 pm ET
by basho-ma-tique
aviation math
why are you so fucking hard
hmmm....smoke some of this
Haiku # 2816, December 31, 1999 4:47 am ET
by DeeBee of Oz
viagra useful?
ripoff I''f yer askin me
falls outa the end
Haiku # 2815, December 31, 1999 4:37 am ET
by DeeBee of Oz
I blow fallen leaf
My futile machine screams
Fuck! now wind returns
Haiku # 2814, December 30, 1999 11:46 pm ET
by DeeBee of Sydney, Australia
I can''t suck this hard
my friend said over his milkshake
I want it real bad
Haiku # 2813, December 30, 1999 7:37 pm ET
by whoever
millenium wheel
break down and let them all die
another year gone.
Haiku # 2812, December 30, 1999 7:30 pm ET
by whoever
shit!another day
i will kill that cable guy
damn mother fucker
Haiku # 2811, December 29, 1999 12:44 pm ET
by stace
shit!another day
i will kill that cable guy
damn mother fucker
Haiku # 2810, December 29, 1999 12:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
VMS sucks dick
its THE worst OS ever
VAX SUCKS VAX SUCKS! FUCK!
Haiku # 2809, December 28, 1999 7:58 am ET
by Kackarott
modulator valve
breathing its last earthly breath
white clouds in my wake
Haiku # 2808, December 28, 1999 7:29 am ET
by mondongo of Houston
as the earth revolves
another brand new day dawns
as it always does
Haiku # 2807, December 28, 1999 2:50 am ET
by ash
As the end draws near.
What do you think you will be?
Reincarnated.......
Haiku # 2806, December 27, 1999 8:20 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Today on the sea
I saw a wonderful sight
Just pure open space
Haiku # 2805, December 27, 1999 8:18 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
H 2 T lily
In reading your poem on pubs
I wept in my beer
Haiku # 2804, December 27, 1999 8:16 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Happy New Year ALL!!!
Will we ever meet again?
See you in Hell then.
Haiku # 2803, December 27, 1999 8:13 pm ET
by My Brother's Dick
now christmas is past
is visa Y2K safe?
next statement will tell
Haiku # 2802, December 27, 1999 1:59 pm ET
by mondongo of Houston
closets for hangers
winners use the front door
chimneys for the poor

Haiku # 2801, December 24, 1999 10:57 pm ET
by john walker of oakland, usa
Oh, the men I''ve loved
never touched, but so, so, sweet
thoughts that comfort me
Haiku # 2800, December 24, 1999 7:40 pm ET
by leigh
Zero tolerance
Zero this and zero that
kamikazees rule
Haiku # 2799, December 24, 1999 6:06 pm ET
by Basho-matic
I left my husband
Wicked, evil cruel bastard
And his mother too
Haiku # 2798, December 24, 1999 12:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I feel so alone
Christmas eve nowhere to go
Except for the pub
Haiku # 2797, December 24, 1999 12:09 am ET
by hhtigerlily
An all time thirst quench-
er beyond our narrow hor-
izons. TANG, what else?
Haiku # 2796, December 23, 1999 8:13 pm ET
by Basho-matique
Sorry I goofed up
Too many syllables there
Damn you, Pokemon!
Haiku # 2795, December 23, 1999 3:26 pm ET
by Basho-matique
Pokemon, my heroes!
Little wonderbugs. We thank
you again Toyota!
Haiku # 2794, December 23, 1999 3:18 pm ET
by Basho-matique
Stir up those feelings
Let the blood flow down south
Come and taste my love
Haiku # 2793, December 23, 1999 11:02 am ET
by Tony's Grandpa
we wish you a merry christmas
we wish you a merry christmas
we wish you a merry christmas
and a happy new year
Haiku # 2792, December 22, 1999 1:47 pm ET
by ash
Oh, damn it to hell
you fucked with my drunkin'' mind
go blow yourself now
Haiku # 2791, December 22, 1999 12:48 am ET
by wild_strawberrie
big hats, little hats
It does not matter to me.
My head is too small
Haiku # 2790, December 21, 1999 10:00 pm ET
by Tripman
I''m drunk writing this.
Why can''t I be with a girl.
Damn, my ugliness
Haiku # 2789, December 21, 1999 9:57 pm ET
by Tripman
new century eh ?
even be that if it may
i say f2k
Haiku # 2788, December 21, 1999 3:33 am ET
by ash
glory to jesus
there are thieves in the temple
but good sales later
Haiku # 2787, December 21, 1999 3:29 am ET
by ash
infundibulum
sub-dehumanoidizing
unacceptable
Haiku # 2786, December 20, 1999 4:25 pm ET
by Sopuku-matic
unacceptable
sub-dehumanoidizing
infundibulum
Haiku # 2785, December 20, 1999 4:12 pm ET
by Basho-matic
Wherever I look
I try to make sure I see
Outside of the box
Haiku # 2784, December 20, 1999 3:40 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Alphabetically,
to tell you my life''s story
works as well as time.
Haiku # 2783, December 20, 1999 6:09 am ET
by bleeding one
Stroking my long hair,
She turned to me and yelled out,
"I want you to leave!"
Haiku # 2782, December 19, 1999 10:39 am ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Inside my own skin
There is something to be said
About how I feel
Haiku # 2781, December 19, 1999 10:36 am ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Zero tolerance
Zero this and zero that
kamikazees rule
Haiku # 2780, December 18, 1999 6:01 pm ET
by Basho-matic
dipsomaniac
ba-humbugs infesting her
she deserves fruitcake
Haiku # 2779, December 18, 1999 3:48 pm ET
by Basho-matic
quite utterly stoked
here grinding out metaphors
i have found my niche
Haiku # 2778, December 18, 1999 3:42 pm ET
by Basho-matic
little white lies, no
never hurt the ones you love
send em U P S
Haiku # 2777, December 18, 1999 3:33 pm ET
by Basho-matic
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