This hotel room sucks!
I''m stuck in here from the snow!
I''M FREAKING OUT MAN!!!
by SHAGGYDOO
Sitting in my Room
I come up with this weird shit.
That''s prison for ya!
by Tony's Grandpa
My dog sleeps a lot
Why, then does he eat so much?
Dreaming is hard work!
by Mike...bad haiku Mike
This Haiku sucks bad
maybe thats why they call it
Bad Haiku , Dot Com???
by Bad Haiku-er
I like to watch a
cool cartoon named pokemon
it makes me happy
Maybe Im too Old?
I''m only 69 you know
thats not too old, right??
by PokeMaster
Though try as i might,
There is no way i can make
Wu-Tang lyrics fit
by Floatation Device
in another life
i snorted some number two
it made me quite sick
by ash
with such shallow minds
they accentuate the crass
in bureaucracy
by ash
Left Turn, Yield and Stop
I ignore all of those signs
That''s why I''m in jail
by Mr MxQwerty of Minneapolis,
A five dollar bill
Thats How much I''ll pay for your
Precious Psycho Cat
by BigNuts
watch out on the can
she hangs out in the bathroom
who? psycho kitty
by bohica
She acts a little
odd, I love her just the same
my psycho kitty
none of the other
kitties will play with her, my
poor psycho kitty
she''s a little off
and attacks things that aren''t there
dumb psycho kitty
she reall
by bohica
AHHH! Miss Lewinski
Spokesperson for Jenny Craig?
I''d rather be fat
by bohica
Dew drops on flowers,
A slight whisper from a child,
Hot sex with a corpse.
by CODE BLUE
I read English Lit.
And yet I can''t tell the diff
Between this and it.
by Chris of Vancouver, Canada, eh
My nipples are sore
From your teeth biting on them
I want to thank you!
by Shaggydoo
Munching sweet clover
Til the bloody dog found him
I miss Good Bunny
by Fruity of Oakland,
Hey you there! Basho!
Easy on plagiarism...
It has its pluses
by Floatation Device
*i heard a haiku*
do you get off on sneezing?
Ah, innuendo.
by Mel
greetings m''lady
come inside i won''t bite you
unless you want that
by Belinda
There is something wrong
Still with those apostrophes
Coming up double
by Tony's Grandpa
Hey there''s nothing wrong
With Kim, Bob, and Pussy Cat
Toking on some ganjj
by Tony's Grandpa
Hey there''s nothing wrong
With Kim, Bob, and Pussy Cat
Toking on some ganjj
by Tony's Grandpa
Argh! Those cross-browser
formatting issues always
surprise me. Alas,
my html
was as poorly formatted
as my poetry.
by Adam
This text is far too big to
deserve to be up
on this nicely designed site.
by Adam
a sumu breaks wind
it smells like teriyaki
one hot towel to go
by Masho-batik of East Flushing
plagiarism sucks
originality rules
win a free mouse pad
by Basho--matique
a collision course
two jehovas in the night
an ambulance howls
by Banzai Robert
buried time capsule
in one thousand years they''ll find
dirty polaroids
by Hollywood Bonfire
bold new marketing
i whisper product slogans
to dying humans
by Hollywood Bonfire
Condemned to a life
Of ceaseless toilet bobbing.
So: Fuck the cistern!
by Floatation Device
I deeply regret
regretting.When you jog through
raspberries you bleed.
by Banzai Bob
A real yen for you
my darling Tokyo Rose
won''t ya please shut up?
by Basho-matique
Kat and I are friends.
Bob Dylan kicks ass, and you
misunderstand us.
by Kimberly Sowell
Nine years old. I scream.
Mother says, "It''s okay, dear"
But I know it''s not.
by Kimberly Sowell
Yesterday I saw
Bob Dylan, Kat Krotch and Kim
Toking on some ganjj
by Tony's Grandpa
There''s nervous tension
Just after we fuck madly
And I think of home
by SHAGGYDOO
New Year. The World turns.
I wonder how it happens.
Chinese Army farts?
by Floatation Device
Pull the stick out of
your ass, and I`ll shut up. Why
don''t you try it once?
by Kat Krotch of To Kimberly, In hopes she will quit depressing me.
You insensitive
bastard, why am I still your
friend? You disturb me.
by Kimberly Sowell of To Kat Krotch, In hopes he will change.
Savagely ravished
by dreams that leave me sweating
with passionate hope.
by Kat Krotch of Uranus, Assland
Movie on World War
Two: we "delivered" bombs to
Germany. We Did?
by Kat Krotch of Uranus, Assland
Kimberly, you need
to lighten up just a bit.
You''re depressing me.
by Kat Krotch of Uranus, Assland
Leather restraints on
wrists and ankles. Hold me down
and paddle my ass.
by Kat Krotch of Uranus, Assland
I will close my eyes
and make a conscious effort
not to open them.
I will count to ten.
Ready or not, here I am.
I am not ready.
I will thrust a knife
deep into the center of
all that is painful.
Will someone miss me
by Kimberly Sowell
How to start: should I
cut off my ear, following
the greatest artist?
Should I marvel at
my imperfect fit within
the laws of this age?
by Kimberly Sowell
global warming, nay
tis just my tropic zone shift-
ing right off the chart.
by Banzai Bob
We are all LLamas
Frozen in our green oneness
we will rule the world
by CDOGG
pareme is Greek
for ''take me'', but your brain
reminds of moussaka.
by whoever
life oh so precious
cannot think of enough ways
of how to waste it
by whoever
