BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
17 Years
321 Days
and
51478 Haikus
later...
Though warm tasty and
delicious, urine should not
be served with lobster
Haiku #3002, by monkeyfritter
February 1, 2000 11:42 am ET

Glass bottle of tea
Empty but full all the same
My cock''s stuck again
Haiku #3001, by monkeyfritter
February 1, 2000 11:37 am ET

sibilant cyber
erotic queen of voice chat
she gives good headphone
Haiku #3000, by ash
February 1, 2000 4:24 am ET

Bad haiku on line
Dearth of quality poems
God, this haiku sucks.
Haiku #2999, by Cap'n Tom. of Australia, mate.
January 31, 2000 9:19 pm ET

visit from a friend
put a big smile on my face
come back really soon
Haiku #2998, by ash
January 31, 2000 5:48 pm ET

angst is important
but with excess syllables
haiku it isn''t
Haiku #2997, by ash
January 31, 2000 5:47 pm ET

back in the smaller metropolis
the black hole broods and sulks
i wonder for how long?
Haiku #2996, by nick of adelaide, AUSTRALIA
January 31, 2000 4:03 am ET

Traffic accident
Pull out in front of me dude
Cave your damn nuts in
Haiku #2995, by SDSquint
January 29, 2000 7:49 pm ET

Glide thru moist tendrils
Seeking velvet button....Ohhhhhhh!
Her moans make me wet...!
Haiku #2994, by (_)D Burnt Coffee
January 28, 2000 7:29 pm ET

that might sound racist
but in truth I hate them all
they don''t dig haiku
Haiku #2993, by Basho-elgrande
January 28, 2000 3:31 pm ET

So it''s vote for Keyes
Here in New Hampshire it''s cold
We crave Ovaltine
Haiku #2992, by Basho-lobotomus
January 28, 2000 3:25 pm ET

if yer not with us
methinks ya are a-Guiness
kiss me irish arse
Haiku #2991, by Basho- Oreilly
January 28, 2000 3:17 pm ET

sublimation now
and then projection later
here comes neurosis
Haiku #2990, by Basho-permanante
January 28, 2000 3:11 pm ET

congratulations
your vows are still permanent
please pass the Elmer''s
Haiku #2989, by Basho-soso
January 28, 2000 3:04 pm ET

Super Bowl Sunday
Essentially meaning
Less activity
Haiku #2988, by SDSquint
January 28, 2000 12:05 pm ET

the sky opens up
black clouds scuttle overhead
and nature says "ahhhhhhhhhhh"
Haiku #2987, by mondongo of Houston
January 28, 2000 9:53 am ET

Dam(n) urination!
Let me stay in my warm bed!
Morning comes early...
Haiku #2986, by (_)D~
January 28, 2000 8:52 am ET

without any doubt
the silliest things i did
without any doubt
Haiku #2985, by ash
January 28, 2000 3:15 am ET

to be jung once more
could that make me less a freud ?
back on the couch please
Haiku #2984, by ash
January 28, 2000 3:04 am ET

if you insist on
psychological warfare
Just call me Sigmund
Haiku #2983, by Notagain of godzilla
January 27, 2000 9:44 pm ET

Samson took Rogaine
Hercules shot steroids
Jackie Chan''s got class
Haiku #2982, by Gesshu of Isuzu
January 27, 2000 9:34 pm ET

style don''t forget it
if you ain''t got it go home
such a hollow fuck
Haiku #2981, by Basho-manicdepo
January 27, 2000 9:27 pm ET

One man''s bad haiku
is not necessarily
anything to read.
Haiku #2980, by Basho-maticus
January 27, 2000 9:14 pm ET

Send the kid back home
This is a fucking disgrace
He belongs with DAD
Haiku #2979, by Tony's Grandpa
January 27, 2000 3:34 pm ET

Look at the Kitty
Rub it and it feels sooooooo nice
Mmmmmmm sexy young thing
Haiku #2978, by Tony's Grandpa
January 27, 2000 3:33 pm ET

Is this list closing?
What the hell is that about?
Hey Janis! What''s up?
Haiku #2977, by Tony's Grandpa
January 27, 2000 3:30 pm ET

Rabbit looks both ways
Everything''s cool, cross the road
Wheel well roadburger
Haiku #2976, by SDSquint
January 27, 2000 12:47 pm ET

I just found this list
And now they say it''s closing?
Story of my life.
Haiku #2975, by (_)D~
January 27, 2000 9:58 am ET

THE BOX SAID,
WIN 95 OR BETTER.
SO I BOUGHT A MAC.
Haiku #2974, by zombie of spore, spore
January 27, 2000 8:07 am ET

Sky drops pelt my head
Pitter patter plop kersploosh
Fix the roof you jerk!
Haiku #2973, by (_)D~Coffee (_)D~
January 26, 2000 7:06 pm ET

Spent the whole morning
Shoveling old lady''s walk
She gives me the bird!
Haiku #2972, by Kackarott
January 26, 2000 6:19 pm ET

Fucking up a Hai-
-Ku is embarassing, DAMN!
titty turtle rump!
Haiku #2971, by Kackarott
January 26, 2000 6:05 pm ET

Where is the Newbridge?!?!
How much frenchtoast do you want?
NEVERMIND! Curl up tight.
Haiku #2970, by Kackarott
January 26, 2000 5:57 pm ET

Quiero un hombre
Con cartera grande y
Boca cerrada
Haiku #2969, by (_)D Coffee
January 26, 2000 5:19 pm ET

cold cold cold cold cold
winter, canada, cold, bad
bad bad bad bad bad
Haiku #2968, by Anonymous Poet
January 26, 2000 1:56 pm ET

cold cold cold cold cold
winter, canada, cold, bad
bad bad bad bad bad
Haiku #2967, by Anonymous Poet
January 26, 2000 1:54 pm ET

quiero mujer
con tetas muy grande
y chucha dulce
Haiku #2966, by mondongo of Houston
January 26, 2000 10:25 am ET

Endlessly you scroll
Will you find the latest post?
We need therapy!
Haiku #2965, by <@>Coffee<@>
January 26, 2000 6:01 am ET

Dog piss on carpet
No more shall I deal with this
Out damned spot I say!
Haiku #2964, by <@>Coffee<@>
January 26, 2000 5:39 am ET

What is a "lezzer"
O baldheaded Messr?And
May I have one too?
Haiku #2963, by <@>Coffee<@>
January 25, 2000 8:00 pm ET

I shout at the screen
lady, run for it! you''ll drown!
Peter North prepares
Haiku #2962, by Hollywood Bonfire
January 25, 2000 7:32 pm ET

california time
traffic sounds through crooked walls
impossible sky
Haiku #2961, by Hollywood Bonfire
January 25, 2000 7:30 pm ET

naming my demons
I chased them away from here
temporarily
Haiku #2960, by Hollywood Bonfire
January 25, 2000 7:22 pm ET

Wind blows, air stinks,
Nasal passages blocked up,
TV answers all needs,
Haiku #2959, by Anonymous Poet
January 25, 2000 3:47 pm ET

Somebody gets my thanks
You''ve broken the law today
It arrived just fine
Haiku #2958, by SHAGGYDOO
January 25, 2000 3:29 pm ET

when my back fucks up
i sounds like i"m having sex
whenever i move
Haiku #2957, by ash
January 25, 2000 5:13 am ET

underneath facades
close to the epicentre
some truths still exist
Haiku #2956, by ash
January 25, 2000 5:11 am ET

The last one was mine
And yes I do have a chip
Upon my shoulder
Haiku #2955, by Floatation Device
January 24, 2000 10:06 pm ET

It''s a modern myth
That men are unable to
Give cunnilingus
Haiku #2954, by Anonymous Poet
January 24, 2000 10:03 pm ET

I wonder more that
Men want sex with bald-headed
Flat-chested lezzers
Haiku #2953, by Floatation Device
January 24, 2000 9:59 pm ET