BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
17 Years
292 Days
and
51186 Haikus
later...
Such a tasty meat,
Drenched in succulent butter
Lobster dies for me
Haiku #30641, by Korzak
May 18, 2003 11:38 pm ET

Lobster fucking me,
Claws grip my shoulders fiercely,
Caught in the love-trap
Haiku #30640, by Korzak of Mariana Trench
May 18, 2003 11:35 pm ET

axis of evil
nipps and moxie united
grandma has a cock
Haiku #30639, by ap
May 18, 2003 9:45 pm ET

roller disco whore
indulges in flashing lights
drinks and screws with skates
Haiku #30638, by Smalltown Voodoo of in a shoe box in the back of a closet
May 18, 2003 7:57 pm ET

I am well prepared
There is always lots of booze
In my possession
Haiku #30637, by A Student of Although they don't always let you drink in lectures
May 18, 2003 4:43 pm ET

Want to shake his hand
Bush united Middle East
Everyone
Haiku #30636, by Saddam Hussain
May 18, 2003 4:28 pm ET

Razor wire for guard
We sit in our blast bunker
Waiting for the end
Haiku #30635, by George W Bush
May 18, 2003 4:24 pm ET

one post dated check
cashed early by an asshole
ruins my drinking plans
Haiku #30634, by oldnasty
May 18, 2003 3:33 pm ET

i need them tax cuts
when i get that extra cash
i'll buy a lap dance
Haiku #30633, by sexually frustrated
May 18, 2003 1:34 pm ET

abstract art museum
housing bombastic clutter
where art comes to die
Haiku #30632, by sexually frustrated
May 18, 2003 1:25 pm ET

good deed for the day
stole batteries from wal mart
they will topple soon
Haiku #30631, by sexually frustrated (viva la revolucion!)
May 18, 2003 1:19 pm ET

you call that hazing
broomsticks and KY jelly
are fundamental
Haiku #30630, by sexually frustrated
May 18, 2003 1:11 pm ET

Welcome back SF
Missed your sharp insight and wit
Lets hear politics
Haiku #30629, by William Nippress
May 18, 2003 1:09 pm ET

Stick sticking plaster
Your sticking stick, sticks fast
You stick to your stick
Haiku #30628, by William Nippress
May 18, 2003 1:06 pm ET

in san francisco
anal sex enthusiasts
know how to party
Haiku #30627, by sexually frustrated
May 18, 2003 1:02 pm ET

Worried not a jot
Ap can just do his worst
Lacks understanding
(welcome back moxie
Haiku #30626, by William Nippress
May 18, 2003 1:02 pm ET

jostling elbows
as we fight for position
at the baggage claim
Haiku #30625, by sexually frustrated (i hate humanity, and by humanity i mean you)
May 18, 2003 12:54 pm ET

``TTT
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[ 0 v 0 ]
'`[ O ]
Haiku #30624, by A Student of Ich bin zwòlf Affen groß und alles ist närrisch
May 18, 2003 12:32 pm ET

a lot of those who
work are in anger or jealous
brought up to fight and

not think for themselves
just survive, until someone
like them shows them a

different way...is Alan
Jackson so bad???
Haiku #30623, by Mox
May 18, 2003 10:12 am ET

just read your haiku
on painting will, needed
to hear it...

(the predicatable litany
from AP ought to follow
but that's life)...
Haiku #30622, by Mox
May 18, 2003 10:10 am ET

I could judge the sins
of the people here but the
whole Will Bennett thing...

I bet would make me
a hypocrite to begin with
oh, wait, shoot myself?

no, gotta shoot these
dice, beat Hunter! those drugs, ahh
giant horny samoans
who are actually from South LA!
Haiku #30621, by Mox
May 18, 2003 10:09 am ET

Bloody haiku thing
It ignored my spaces, that's
The last time I draw
Haiku #30620, by A Student of with letter
May 18, 2003 7:07 am ET

[ 0 0 ]
[ v ]
[ o ]
Haiku #30619, by A Student of All this talk of painting
May 18, 2003 7:05 am ET

I have invented
An all new poking device
I call it a stick
Haiku #30618, by A Student of Yay! Exam tomorrow! But I'm not sure where or when
May 18, 2003 7:03 am ET

The creased lines of shade
The after effect of light
Should guide you anew
Haiku #30617, by William Nippress
May 18, 2003 5:23 am ET

Test yourself against
The many faceted curved
core variances
Haiku #30616, by William Nippress
May 18, 2003 5:19 am ET

If all ells fails
Look for causality in
neotransient art
Haiku #30615, by William Nippress
May 18, 2003 5:14 am ET

Andy died of Aids
In St Ives. His work unsung
Vanity too long
Haiku #30614, by William Nippress
May 18, 2003 3:33 am ET

My mate Andy Cripps
Great painter, struggled for years
Very smart, complex
Haiku #30613, by William Nippress
May 18, 2003 3:31 am ET

Just paint for yourself
True self is what makes good art
Self-expression rules
Haiku #30612, by William Nippress
May 18, 2003 3:27 am ET

How is the painting?
You still struggling with the self
Kill the ambition
Haiku #30611, by William Nippress
May 18, 2003 3:25 am ET

No offence taken
Haiku #30610, by William Nippress
May 18, 2003 3:11 am ET

I
Haiku #30609, by searle
May 18, 2003 3:10 am ET

she let me finish
her pleasure was my pleasure
smoking cigrettes
Haiku #30608, by ap
May 17, 2003 10:05 pm ET

Poor old willie nipples
haiku forgers delight
which one is real
Haiku #30607, by searle of in undrpants drinking coffee
May 17, 2003 6:48 pm ET

30604 not mine
Haiku #30606, by William Nippress
May 17, 2003 6:45 pm ET

True cognitive thought
Denied to some less blessed
Nice of you to share
Haiku #30605, by William Nippress
May 17, 2003 5:41 pm ET

30600 not mine
Haiku #30604, by William Nippress
May 17, 2003 5:36 pm ET

As you can now see
I am not drunk, I never
make spelling errors
Haiku #30603, by A Student of When sufficiently innebriated
May 17, 2003 5:21 pm ET

The german lady
Wouldn't let me drink my beer
In the german test
Haiku #30602, by A Student of I'm still contemplating giveing my big bottles to certain lecturers
May 17, 2003 5:20 pm ET

Exams and coursework
All coming in the next week
I think I'll drink then
Haiku #30601, by A Student of Alcoholism seems a valid excuse for not having to repeat
May 17, 2003 5:19 pm ET

My Haiku all suck wang
Haiku #30600, by William Nippress
May 17, 2003 4:53 pm ET

were i to perish
fulfilled by bill nipps haikus
bountiful blessing

Haiku #30599, by ap - bountiful may not be the correct word. Maybe plentiful?
May 17, 2003 11:24 am ET

them muthafuckas
they tryin to get on you
cap those bad ass dicks
Haiku #30598, by Anonymous Poet
May 17, 2003 10:25 am ET

on my ducati
sippin on tha bacardi
hittin up tha hotties
Haiku #30597, by Mac Daddy of ur ass
May 17, 2003 10:22 am ET

the day has been long
my gritty eyes are heavy
i should be in bed
Haiku #30596, by ash
May 17, 2003 8:57 am ET

painters who paint
are not necessarily better
than painters who think
Haiku #30595, by searle of in his fat arse
May 17, 2003 8:18 am ET

Do what all your countrymen do
bury your head in the sand
Never see the truth
Haiku #30594, by Limey
May 17, 2003 7:34 am ET

Where do we go next?
War just caused terrorism
I
Haiku #30593, by Goerge W Bush
May 17, 2003 7:32 am ET

Discrimination
Discriminates against the
Indiscriminate
Haiku #30592, by William Nippress
May 17, 2003 7:28 am ET