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27 Years, 165 Days and 77045 Haiku later...

18 year old girlie, stinky pussy
sex, sitting on my face, rocking,
squirming.
Haiku # 30767, May 22, 2003 8:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
You
Haiku # 30766, May 22, 2003 2:50 am ET
by William Nippress
Can you change your life?
If you can which part and how
New life awaits you
Haiku # 30765, May 22, 2003 2:47 am ET
by William Nippress
Combing you life
Haiku # 30764, May 22, 2003 2:42 am ET
by William Nippress
The trick is to smile
You catch more fly
Haiku # 30763, May 22, 2003 2:39 am ET
by William Nippress
Nothing stays the same
Appears to be real bad times
But they are shared out
Haiku # 30762, May 22, 2003 2:36 am ET
by William Nippress
Sleep evades me so
Night flutters away like moths
Whose light has burned out
Haiku # 30761, May 22, 2003 1:13 am ET
by Big Lance of Peoria, IL
My enlarged belly
Jiggles and shakes as I walk
Engorged fat cells reign
Haiku # 30760, May 22, 2003 1:09 am ET
by Big Lance of Peoria, IL
Puppies sleeping sound
Destruction awaits my house
When next they awake
Haiku # 30759, May 22, 2003 1:03 am ET
by Big Lance of Peoria, IL
Robot fights lobster
Mechanical beast struggles
Strong claws prevail
Haiku # 30758, May 21, 2003 10:02 pm ET
by Korzak
sometimes you fall ap-
art. Tiny shattered peices
jab deep into the

skin. you fall apart
thinking that you are whole, but
really youre broken
and thus all your dreams
flutter out from these glass tears
that just keep falling
Haiku # 30757, May 21, 2003 6:57 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of lost somewhere in your smile
the body and blood
she approaches the altar
to make her purchase
Haiku # 30756, May 21, 2003 5:31 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
He sells some hemp beer
Tastes bitter, buys from Holland
Legal he told me
Haiku # 30755, May 21, 2003 4:45 pm ET
by William Nippress
My pagan neighbor
Shows me a book on drugs use
Unbiased and true
Haiku # 30754, May 21, 2003 4:42 pm ET
by William Nippress
Drinking to forget
Cold road comes up to meet me
Wet roads smell so nice
Haiku # 30753, May 21, 2003 4:39 pm ET
by William Nippress
The art of driving
Squeezing in between two cars
Not a foot between
Haiku # 30752, May 21, 2003 4:35 pm ET
by William Nippress
Waste another day
Promised help did not arrive
Don
Haiku # 30751, May 21, 2003 4:30 pm ET
by William Nippress
Sounds of loud creaking
I move my leather jacket
Must be quality
Haiku # 30750, May 21, 2003 4:24 pm ET
by William Nippress
Close inspection shows
Tiny round indentations
Staplers run out
Haiku # 30749, May 21, 2003 4:21 pm ET
by William Nippress
i still have wet dreams
but they're never sexual
they involve jesus
Haiku # 30748, May 21, 2003 2:48 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
can you call it rape
if i shoved my dick in her
to defend myself
Haiku # 30747, May 21, 2003 2:30 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i'm sliding around
in her crab infested maw
too much lubricant
Haiku # 30746, May 21, 2003 2:15 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Balcony wind blows
Swept inside till 5 am
The birds were chirping.
Haiku # 30745, May 21, 2003 1:44 pm ET
by Samantha of Toronto
Hey stinky AP
We got the message, move on
Or we
Haiku # 30744, May 21, 2003 12:35 pm ET
by Mums watching
everybody smiles
I don't think it is me though
probably Vilma
Haiku # 30743, May 21, 2003 11:12 am ET
by onjaysun
stinky girlie pussy, tight to make it
stink more, the stink of girlie
pussy, my favorite stink
Haiku # 30742, May 21, 2003 8:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
girlie tight jeans, pussy stink
Haiku # 30741, May 21, 2003 8:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Terrorist attack
So implement police state
People have no rights
Haiku # 30740, May 21, 2003 7:44 am ET
by A Student of Effective way of keeping your own people under control
Lobsters don't have phones
They are telepaths, you see
Undersea psychics
Haiku # 30739, May 21, 2003 7:39 am ET
by Korzak of Marianas Trench
Alexander Bell
You have lots to answer for
You really cursed us
Haiku # 30738, May 21, 2003 4:30 am ET
by William Nippress
Why so important
I just let you talk at me
I need my phone fix
Haiku # 30737, May 21, 2003 4:26 am ET
by William Nippress
Addicted to phones
Take one with me were I go
Phone junky that
Haiku # 30736, May 21, 2003 4:25 am ET
by William Nippress
The telephone rings
Compelled to attend its call
Unplug from the wall
Haiku # 30735, May 21, 2003 4:21 am ET
by William Nippress
Punctuated clouds
Provocative light blue sky
Where has the sun gone
Haiku # 30734, May 21, 2003 4:16 am ET
by William Nippress
People look like ants
Cruising thirty thousand feet
Easy to drop bombs
Haiku # 30733, May 21, 2003 4:10 am ET
by William Nippress
Isn
Haiku # 30732, May 21, 2003 4:03 am ET
by Limey
High alert attack
Terrorist seem to be on
the increase since Iraq
Haiku # 30731, May 21, 2003 4:02 am ET
by Limey
There
Haiku # 30730, May 21, 2003 3:22 am ET
by Limey
Thinking people fight
Politicians scared to death
By thinking people
Haiku # 30729, May 21, 2003 3:19 am ET
by William Nippress
Politicians feed
On all those who do nothing
Cut off the supply
Haiku # 30728, May 21, 2003 3:16 am ET
by William Nippress
Better to action
Even the wrong direction
Than to do nothing
Haiku # 30727, May 21, 2003 3:12 am ET
by William Nippress
No words are wasted
If you can make someone think
For maybe first time
Haiku # 30726, May 21, 2003 3:09 am ET
by William Nippress
why am i preaching
i make a fool of myself
there's nothing to say
Haiku # 30725, May 21, 2003 1:34 am ET
by sexually frustrated (what nonsense, i'll shut up now)
mean spirited men
with no imagination
strengthening their grip
Haiku # 30724, May 21, 2003 1:30 am ET
by sexually frustrated (i can accept a dictator if he had some creativity like hitler. but we're stuck with bush, in all his sopor
it's a divider
between you and the god-head
the will of others
Haiku # 30723, May 21, 2003 1:26 am ET
by sexually frustrated
if you're smart enough
you'll turn your back and escape
don't follow the herd
Haiku # 30722, May 21, 2003 1:23 am ET
by sexually frustrated (and by herd, i mean all ideologies, even the self-righteous anarchist crying for revolutionary change)
why coerce others
to each his own devices
make your own morals
Haiku # 30721, May 21, 2003 1:16 am ET
by sexually frustrated
anarchy is pure
politics involves power
the two don't relate
Haiku # 30720, May 21, 2003 1:11 am ET
by sexually frustrated (nature is anarchy, no politics there unless you create yourself)
allowing anarchy is proof that
free society works for everyone
even those with no social morals
Haiku # 30719, May 20, 2003 5:52 pm ET
by samhain
anarchists does nothing but
perputuate freedom
Haiku # 30718, May 20, 2003 5:51 pm ET
by samhain
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