Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 178 Days and 77087 Haiku later...

I am a pimp
Haiku # 31651, June 5, 2003 11:18 am ET
by William Nippress
"Feeeeelings, nothing more than
feeeelings!" (singing to SF)
Haiku # 31649, June 5, 2003 11:16 am ET
by William Nippress
I
Luv
SF
Cuz
He's
Kewl
Haiku # 31648, June 5, 2003 11:15 am ET
by William Nippress
SF and I are getting married in a
"Star Wars" themed ceremoney.
It will truly be a gay event!
Haiku # 31647, June 5, 2003 11:15 am ET
by William Nippress
"Go Zabadooey, it's your birthday,
gonna sip Bacardi like it's your
birthday"
50 cent, from Get Rich or Die
Trying
Haiku # 31645, June 5, 2003 11:12 am ET
by William Nippress
I love the works of the great
Zabadooey. He has been a great
influenc in my life
Haiku # 31643, June 5, 2003 11:08 am ET
by William Nippress
Boring, boring, bord
Time to change the record SF
And your other names
Haiku # 31641, June 5, 2003 9:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Round and round he goes
Boring hell out of us all
Each name just the same
Haiku # 31640, June 5, 2003 9:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Same words used again
So too are all the Phrases
After little time
Haiku # 31639, June 5, 2003 9:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Larson, stinky, and
SF, Zabadooey too
All are one we know!
Haiku # 31638, June 5, 2003 9:40 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
SF crossly writes!
But no one said it was you?
Your too self obsessed
Haiku # 31637, June 5, 2003 9:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Don't mock the monkeys
they are overworked by Nipps
writing 'his' haiku
Haiku # 31636, June 5, 2003 8:57 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Pity him he
Haiku # 31632, June 5, 2003 3:48 am ET
by William Nippress
Don
Haiku # 31631, June 5, 2003 3:45 am ET
by William Nippress
His world is shrinking
He
Haiku # 31630, June 5, 2003 3:41 am ET
by William Nippress
Probably past help
Distrusted by everyone
His course has been set
Haiku # 31629, June 5, 2003 3:39 am ET
by William Nippress
His Paranoia
Grows with each imagined slight challenge to himself
Haiku # 31628, June 5, 2003 3:37 am ET
by William Nippress
Walls are closing in
So wrapped up in his tired angst
Nothing will he see
Haiku # 31627, June 5, 2003 3:36 am ET
by William Nippress
Not seeing his distress
How heartless his parents must be
Self absorbed no doubt
Haiku # 31626, June 5, 2003 3:29 am ET
by William Nippress
Screams for attention
Just like any lonely child
Pity for his mind
Haiku # 31625, June 5, 2003 3:24 am ET
by William Nippress
Self-delusional
He sees himself a champion
Others see the truth
Haiku # 31624, June 5, 2003 3:22 am ET
by William Nippress
He
Haiku # 31623, June 5, 2003 3:18 am ET
by William Nippress
Summersaults hoarsely
Voicing his dull opinions
No one wants to read
Haiku # 31622, June 5, 2003 3:16 am ET
by William Nippress
Exercising thoughts
He
Haiku # 31621, June 5, 2003 3:12 am ET
by William Nippress
Southern gulf my pitch
United Arab Emirates
Qatar and Oman
Haiku # 31620, June 5, 2003 3:04 am ET
by William Nippress
Subtle diversions
Takes away all the attention
Leaves me on my own
Haiku # 31619, June 5, 2003 3:00 am ET
by William Nippress
Dark speckled blue sky
This brilliant sunshine morning
Must clean the windows
Haiku # 31618, June 5, 2003 2:57 am ET
by William Nippress
True sun worshiper
Catching the early morning
My dog lays stretched out
Haiku # 31617, June 5, 2003 2:53 am ET
by William Nippress
31561, 31562, 31569, 31571, 31590, 31591, 31592, 31953 31595, 31599, not mine:
Haiku # 31616, June 5, 2003 2:49 am ET
by William Nippress
...a spray of cool mists
glides over a garden pond
....white lotus glowing
Haiku # 31615, June 5, 2003 2:31 am ET
by ronin@orsomethingtothateffect
waiting by the phone
perhaps next week I will give
her my phone number
Haiku # 31614, June 5, 2003 2:00 am ET
by datagrok of Utica, NY
Ah, delerium.
I stayed up all night last night
talking to myself.
Haiku # 31613, June 5, 2003 1:57 am ET
by datagrok of Utica, NY
A relationship?
I'd rather get another
apadravya.
Haiku # 31612, June 5, 2003 1:51 am ET
by datagrok of Utica, NY
well, ashes to ashes
ash aside we all turn to dust
so living or dying

in the end it is all
the same so might as well
live, pathetic is opinion
Haiku # 31611, June 4, 2003 9:49 pm ET
by Mox
yes everyone should die
they're all vomit, they suck
grandma has a penis,
the old man in the mountain fell in
and my life is worthless but at
least I have cheese.
Haiku # 31610, June 4, 2003 9:41 pm ET
by Mox
proof I need to get
a life if I'm paying one
bit of attention...
Haiku # 31609, June 4, 2003 9:38 pm ET
by Mox of ...to the stuff that goes on here on and on and on, the fighting gets old)
Well, I just popped in to see
what was going on, now...if anyone
can get me right...I don't want to
kill anyone but myself so...

People can pretend if they like like
I did, but if I'm still around to answer to all this silliness

Haiku # 31608, June 4, 2003 9:36 pm ET
by Mr. Moxie of bad haiku, despite moments of good humor, parodies itself...and damns itself
A foolocracy
of imbecilic cretins
who are all inbred
Haiku # 31607, June 4, 2003 6:45 pm ET
by A Student of or USA for short
Buddy have you read your stuff?
IT
Haiku # 31603, June 4, 2003 5:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
We do know!
You
Haiku # 31602, June 4, 2003 5:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hairs burn yet leaves splash.
Hail waits yet flowers return.
Walking hail clashes.
Haiku # 31601, June 4, 2003 5:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NOT MINE
Haiku # 31599, June 4, 2003 4:18 pm ET
by WILLIAM NIPPRESS
Respect out VietCong captors,
they were freindly fellows and we
could learn a few lessons from
them. So do not say bad things
about them.
Haiku # 31597, June 4, 2003 4:03 pm ET
by Richard Larson
Respect the North Vietnamese,
For they tortured us reall good-
like in the war...bamboo shoots
up the fingernails....whoda thunk?
Haiku # 31596, June 4, 2003 4:02 pm ET
by Richard Larson
Winger, Poison, Trixter, all bands
with big hair that I love
Haiku # 31595, June 4, 2003 4:00 pm ET
by William Nippress
Moo Moo, I love you
I know you're a cow but hell
anything will do
Haiku # 31594, June 4, 2003 3:08 pm ET
by onjaysun (Bovine Dreams and other Moosings)
"Willie! My man!!"
Alf, 1980
Haiku # 31593, June 4, 2003 1:36 pm ET
by William Nippress
I put a ken doll down the ass side
of my pants and jacked off....that
is even cooler!
Haiku # 31592, June 4, 2003 1:36 pm ET
by Williaim Nippress
I put a naked barbie doll down my
pants and jacked off....how cool
is that??
Haiku # 31591, June 4, 2003 1:35 pm ET
by William Nippress
(in gay voice) "Hellooooo! Where
did my cosmopolitan, gay accepting
european drink go??"
Haiku # 31590, June 4, 2003 1:19 pm ET
by William Nippress
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