BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
18 Years
14 Days
and
51717 Haikus
later...
Dead Sea Shells Worship
Lobster Fangs In Hades Door
While I Sleep Dead
Haiku #31589, by samhain
June 4, 2003 12:57 pm ET

Electric Dark
Phases Of Quickening
Lost In Devotion
Haiku #31588, by samhain
June 4, 2003 12:55 pm ET

Beans beans the magical fruit
the more you eat the more
you toot!!
Haiku #31585, by William Nippress
June 4, 2003 12:50 pm ET

I had a mixed drink
But only 'cause my bottle
Broke and then it leaked
So I let it drip
Into my glass of Guinness
Outside on the street
Haiku #31584, by A Student of The dangers of walls
June 4, 2003 12:48 pm ET

multipurpose beads
she recites the rosary
and then inserts them
Haiku #31583, by sexually frustrating
June 4, 2003 12:18 pm ET

faggots are funny
they only order mixed drinks
and they leave big tips
Haiku #31582, by sexually frustrated
June 4, 2003 12:04 pm ET

i'm a bartender
working nights at a gay club
the worst job ever
Haiku #31581, by sexually frustrated
June 4, 2003 12:00 pm ET

what's with me today
why am i up so early
why do i exist
Haiku #31580, by sexually frustrated (as trite as i wanna be)
June 4, 2003 11:58 am ET

Jimbally jumblies
Mimbally mambly mumblies
I do not take drugs
Haiku #31579, by A Student of And I'm fine
June 4, 2003 11:42 am ET

do you have nightmares?
do i contribute to them?
i truly hope so
Haiku #31578, by sexually frustrated
June 4, 2003 11:36 am ET

more lies to be told
truth is an old invention
let alone conscience
Haiku #31577, by sexually frustrated
June 4, 2003 11:30 am ET

the world is frightful
so i stay in my cellar
and whack off all day
Haiku #31576, by sexually frustrated (my parents abuse, never allow me to leave the house. this is all i have, help!)
June 4, 2003 11:25 am ET

suckling my cock
milk and semen taste the same
to newborn puppies
Haiku #31575, by sexually frustrated (mine, oh god yes, mine!)
June 4, 2003 11:21 am ET

Perfumed cities wake.
Jungles burn but oxen break.
The warriors run.
Haiku #31573, by Anonymous Poet
June 4, 2003 11:18 am ET

someone is jealous
but there's room for two of us
come, don't be afraid
Haiku #31572, by sexually frustrated
June 4, 2003 11:18 am ET

It is quite fashionable to be me
here in Europe. I am from England
and I am very cosmopolitan and
open minded. Also, "LETS HEAR
SOME FREE BIRD!! WHOO HOOOO!"
Haiku #31571, by William (not mine) Nippress
June 4, 2003 11:17 am ET

wow, i have readers
none of you can ignore me
voyeurs, all of you
Haiku #31570, by sexually frustrated
June 4, 2003 11:15 am ET

I resemble that remark!!
Haiku #31569, by William Nippress
June 4, 2003 11:06 am ET

Shot Her With A Gun
Loved Her With A Knife
Ruined All My Love, Destroyed
All My Life
Haiku #31567, by samhain
June 4, 2003 11:05 am ET

love is in the air
her legs spread out before me
show that bitch who's boss
Haiku #31566, by sexually frustrated
June 4, 2003 11:02 am ET

peace is possible
sprinkle love seeds everywhere
laughter makes them grow
Haiku #31565, by sexually frustrated
June 4, 2003 10:41 am ET

sosa corked his bat
another cheating wetback
really no surprise
Haiku #31564, by sexually frustrated
June 4, 2003 10:39 am ET

..laughing with my beer
my jewel here beside me
....cuddling me fondly
Haiku #31563, by ronin
June 4, 2003 8:44 am ET

so I washed my balls and dick
with ivory soap, now i smell
like a clean fish
Haiku #31562, by William Nippress
June 4, 2003 8:20 am ET

woke up this morning, took my
pants down to take a piss
and i smelled like fish
Haiku #31561, by William Nippress
June 4, 2003 8:20 am ET

Lost in her absence
She
Haiku #31559, by William Nippress
June 4, 2003 5:22 am ET

Her touch is gentle
As is her mind, loving all
No chance for goodbye
Haiku #31558, by William Nippress
June 4, 2003 5:20 am ET

Youth
Haiku #31557, by William Nippress
June 4, 2003 5:15 am ET

Flower to flower
Her mind wanders like a bee
For sweet things in life
Haiku #31556, by William Nippress
June 4, 2003 5:13 am ET

I stair at her face
New lines and wrinkles are there
When did you get old
Haiku #31555, by William Nippress
June 4, 2003 5:10 am ET

31452, 31449, 31447, 31481, 31485, 31487, not mine:
Haiku #31554, by William Nippress
June 4, 2003 4:53 am ET

alas the fog made it
he's now a cunt and a dick
a canine's pussy
Haiku #31553, by A Student of Homosexuality is on the same section for grounds for divorce along with psychoses, neurosis and mental incapacity
June 4, 2003 4:01 am ET

......using other's names
is quite his noted trademark
....(the) chickenshit he is
Haiku #31552, by ronin
June 4, 2003 3:53 am ET

the cunt was his face
it was also his wiener
.all fucked by a dog
Haiku #31551, by ronin of Icht spraken un Deutsche
June 4, 2003 3:51 am ET

pathetic drivel
lots of struggle and less art
grandma circumspect
Haiku #31550, by ash
June 4, 2003 3:51 am ET

three one four five five
although i am quite damn good
i don't advertise
Haiku #31549, by ash (not mine, not mine)
June 4, 2003 3:49 am ET

...all he could possess
was a rottweiler's pussy
..the fog was so fucked
Haiku #31548, by ronin
June 4, 2003 3:48 am ET

......his burnt soul hovers
seeking something to possess
......but he is quite dense
Haiku #31547, by ronin
June 4, 2003 3:46 am ET

.....a lightning flashes
its current hurtles to earth
...trashing poor white fog

Haiku #31546, by ronin
June 4, 2003 3:43 am ET

.........in the open plains
stands a wretched mindless fog
..his sogged brains so numbed
.
.
.......cursing god and flag
....with righteous indignation
......but sucks his own cock
Haiku #31545, by ronin
June 4, 2003 3:38 am ET

...huge trees sway like grass
their roots creaking and blowing
......in great ruthless gusts
Haiku #31544, by ronin
June 4, 2003 3:32 am ET

....vast skies without light
roar across the black valleys
....white lightnings crackle
Haiku #31543, by ronin@asiconjureittobe
June 4, 2003 3:23 am ET

Well there you have it
SF has a childlike trust
Feel free to join in
Haiku #31542, by Limey
June 4, 2003 3:21 am ET

Subterfuge is all
Confuses this idiot
SF your so fucked
Haiku #31541, by Philosophers R Us
June 4, 2003 3:17 am ET

Don't worry Carley
We'll write to protect you now
We'll change our names too
Haiku #31539, by Californian Bum
June 4, 2003 3:13 am ET

Don
Haiku #31538, by Carley
June 4, 2003 3:11 am ET

Yo son Carley toll me
Yo be a sad loser son
But I said yo nows
Haiku #31537, by Love you SF, Dad
June 4, 2003 3:09 am ET

You fuck off limey
You can
Haiku #31536, by sexually frustrated
June 4, 2003 3:05 am ET

Go to the Archives
Type sexually frustrated
You
Haiku #31535, by Limey
June 4, 2003 3:02 am ET

As you will see when he reads this
he will have to go in the direction
I have chosen
Haiku #31534, by Limey
June 4, 2003 2:59 am ET