Dead Sea Shells Worship
Lobster Fangs In Hades Door
While I Sleep Dead
Lobster Fangs In Hades Door
While I Sleep Dead
Haiku #31589, by samhain
June 4, 2003 12:57 pm ET
June 4, 2003 12:57 pm ET
BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
16 Years
219 Days
and
49809 Haikus
later...
219 Days
and
49809 Haikus
later...
Electric Dark
Phases Of Quickening
Lost In Devotion
Phases Of Quickening
Lost In Devotion
Haiku #31588, by samhain
June 4, 2003 12:55 pm ET
June 4, 2003 12:55 pm ET
Beans beans the magical fruit
the more you eat the more
you toot!!
the more you eat the more
you toot!!
Haiku #31585, by William Nippress
June 4, 2003 12:50 pm ET
June 4, 2003 12:50 pm ET
I had a mixed drink
But only 'cause my bottle
Broke and then it leaked
So I let it drip
Into my glass of Guinness
Outside on the street
But only 'cause my bottle
Broke and then it leaked
So I let it drip
Into my glass of Guinness
Outside on the street
Haiku #31584, by A Student of The dangers of walls
June 4, 2003 12:48 pm ET
June 4, 2003 12:48 pm ET
multipurpose beads
she recites the rosary
and then inserts them
she recites the rosary
and then inserts them
Haiku #31583, by sexually frustrating
June 4, 2003 12:18 pm ET
June 4, 2003 12:18 pm ET
faggots are funny
they only order mixed drinks
and they leave big tips
they only order mixed drinks
and they leave big tips
Haiku #31582, by sexually frustrated
June 4, 2003 12:04 pm ET
June 4, 2003 12:04 pm ET
i'm a bartender
working nights at a gay club
the worst job ever
working nights at a gay club
the worst job ever
Haiku #31581, by sexually frustrated
June 4, 2003 12:00 pm ET
June 4, 2003 12:00 pm ET
what's with me today
why am i up so early
why do i exist
why am i up so early
why do i exist
Haiku #31580, by sexually frustrated (as trite as i wanna be)
June 4, 2003 11:58 am ET
June 4, 2003 11:58 am ET
Jimbally jumblies
Mimbally mambly mumblies
I do not take drugs
Mimbally mambly mumblies
I do not take drugs
Haiku #31579, by A Student of And I'm fine
June 4, 2003 11:42 am ET
June 4, 2003 11:42 am ET
do you have nightmares?
do i contribute to them?
i truly hope so
do i contribute to them?
i truly hope so
Haiku #31578, by sexually frustrated
June 4, 2003 11:36 am ET
June 4, 2003 11:36 am ET
more lies to be told
truth is an old invention
let alone conscience
truth is an old invention
let alone conscience
Haiku #31577, by sexually frustrated
June 4, 2003 11:30 am ET
June 4, 2003 11:30 am ET
the world is frightful
so i stay in my cellar
and whack off all day
so i stay in my cellar
and whack off all day
Haiku #31576, by sexually frustrated (my parents abuse, never allow me to leave the house. this is all i have, help!)
June 4, 2003 11:25 am ET
June 4, 2003 11:25 am ET
suckling my cock
milk and semen taste the same
to newborn puppies
milk and semen taste the same
to newborn puppies
Haiku #31575, by sexually frustrated (mine, oh god yes, mine!)
June 4, 2003 11:21 am ET
June 4, 2003 11:21 am ET
Perfumed cities wake.
Jungles burn but oxen break.
The warriors run.
Jungles burn but oxen break.
The warriors run.
Haiku #31573, by Anonymous Poet
June 4, 2003 11:18 am ET
June 4, 2003 11:18 am ET
someone is jealous
but there's room for two of us
come, don't be afraid
but there's room for two of us
come, don't be afraid
Haiku #31572, by sexually frustrated
June 4, 2003 11:18 am ET
June 4, 2003 11:18 am ET
It is quite fashionable to be me
here in Europe. I am from England
and I am very cosmopolitan and
open minded. Also, "LETS HEAR
SOME FREE BIRD!! WHOO HOOOO!"
here in Europe. I am from England
and I am very cosmopolitan and
open minded. Also, "LETS HEAR
SOME FREE BIRD!! WHOO HOOOO!"
Haiku #31571, by William (not mine) Nippress
June 4, 2003 11:17 am ET
June 4, 2003 11:17 am ET
wow, i have readers
none of you can ignore me
voyeurs, all of you
none of you can ignore me
voyeurs, all of you
Haiku #31570, by sexually frustrated
June 4, 2003 11:15 am ET
June 4, 2003 11:15 am ET
I resemble that remark!!
Haiku #31569, by William Nippress
June 4, 2003 11:06 am ET
June 4, 2003 11:06 am ET
Shot Her With A Gun
Loved Her With A Knife
Ruined All My Love, Destroyed
All My Life
Loved Her With A Knife
Ruined All My Love, Destroyed
All My Life
Haiku #31567, by samhain
June 4, 2003 11:05 am ET
June 4, 2003 11:05 am ET
love is in the air
her legs spread out before me
show that bitch who's boss
her legs spread out before me
show that bitch who's boss
Haiku #31566, by sexually frustrated
June 4, 2003 11:02 am ET
June 4, 2003 11:02 am ET
peace is possible
sprinkle love seeds everywhere
laughter makes them grow
sprinkle love seeds everywhere
laughter makes them grow
Haiku #31565, by sexually frustrated
June 4, 2003 10:41 am ET
June 4, 2003 10:41 am ET
sosa corked his bat
another cheating wetback
really no surprise
another cheating wetback
really no surprise
Haiku #31564, by sexually frustrated
June 4, 2003 10:39 am ET
June 4, 2003 10:39 am ET
..laughing with my beer
my jewel here beside me
....cuddling me fondly
my jewel here beside me
....cuddling me fondly
Haiku #31563, by ronin
June 4, 2003 8:44 am ET
June 4, 2003 8:44 am ET
so I washed my balls and dick
with ivory soap, now i smell
like a clean fish
with ivory soap, now i smell
like a clean fish
Haiku #31562, by William Nippress
June 4, 2003 8:20 am ET
June 4, 2003 8:20 am ET
woke up this morning, took my
pants down to take a piss
and i smelled like fish
pants down to take a piss
and i smelled like fish
Haiku #31561, by William Nippress
June 4, 2003 8:20 am ET
June 4, 2003 8:20 am ET
Lost in her absence
She
She
Haiku #31559, by William Nippress
June 4, 2003 5:22 am ET
June 4, 2003 5:22 am ET
Her touch is gentle
As is her mind, loving all
No chance for goodbye
As is her mind, loving all
No chance for goodbye
Haiku #31558, by William Nippress
June 4, 2003 5:20 am ET
June 4, 2003 5:20 am ET
Youth
Haiku #31557, by William Nippress
June 4, 2003 5:15 am ET
June 4, 2003 5:15 am ET
Flower to flower
Her mind wanders like a bee
For sweet things in life
Her mind wanders like a bee
For sweet things in life
Haiku #31556, by William Nippress
June 4, 2003 5:13 am ET
June 4, 2003 5:13 am ET
I stair at her face
New lines and wrinkles are there
When did you get old
New lines and wrinkles are there
When did you get old
Haiku #31555, by William Nippress
June 4, 2003 5:10 am ET
June 4, 2003 5:10 am ET
31452, 31449, 31447, 31481, 31485, 31487, not mine:
Haiku #31554, by William Nippress
June 4, 2003 4:53 am ET
June 4, 2003 4:53 am ET
alas the fog made it
he's now a cunt and a dick
a canine's pussy
he's now a cunt and a dick
a canine's pussy
Haiku #31553, by A Student of Homosexuality is on the same section for grounds for divorce along with psychoses, neurosis and mental incapacity
June 4, 2003 4:01 am ET
June 4, 2003 4:01 am ET
......using other's names
is quite his noted trademark
....(the) chickenshit he is
is quite his noted trademark
....(the) chickenshit he is
Haiku #31552, by ronin
June 4, 2003 3:53 am ET
June 4, 2003 3:53 am ET
the cunt was his face
it was also his wiener
.all fucked by a dog
it was also his wiener
.all fucked by a dog
Haiku #31551, by ronin of Icht spraken un Deutsche
June 4, 2003 3:51 am ET
June 4, 2003 3:51 am ET
pathetic drivel
lots of struggle and less art
grandma circumspect
lots of struggle and less art
grandma circumspect
Haiku #31550, by ash
June 4, 2003 3:51 am ET
June 4, 2003 3:51 am ET
three one four five five
although i am quite damn good
i don't advertise
although i am quite damn good
i don't advertise
Haiku #31549, by ash (not mine, not mine)
June 4, 2003 3:49 am ET
June 4, 2003 3:49 am ET
...all he could possess
was a rottweiler's pussy
..the fog was so fucked
was a rottweiler's pussy
..the fog was so fucked
Haiku #31548, by ronin
June 4, 2003 3:48 am ET
June 4, 2003 3:48 am ET
......his burnt soul hovers
seeking something to possess
......but he is quite dense
seeking something to possess
......but he is quite dense
Haiku #31547, by ronin
June 4, 2003 3:46 am ET
June 4, 2003 3:46 am ET
.....a lightning flashes
its current hurtles to earth
...trashing poor white fog
its current hurtles to earth
...trashing poor white fog
Haiku #31546, by ronin
June 4, 2003 3:43 am ET
June 4, 2003 3:43 am ET
.........in the open plains
stands a wretched mindless fog
..his sogged brains so numbed
.
.
.......cursing god and flag
....with righteous indignation
......but sucks his own cock
stands a wretched mindless fog
..his sogged brains so numbed
.
.
.......cursing god and flag
....with righteous indignation
......but sucks his own cock
Haiku #31545, by ronin
June 4, 2003 3:38 am ET
June 4, 2003 3:38 am ET
...huge trees sway like grass
their roots creaking and blowing
......in great ruthless gusts
their roots creaking and blowing
......in great ruthless gusts
Haiku #31544, by ronin
June 4, 2003 3:32 am ET
June 4, 2003 3:32 am ET
....vast skies without light
roar across the black valleys
....white lightnings crackle
roar across the black valleys
....white lightnings crackle
Haiku #31543, by ronin@asiconjureittobe
June 4, 2003 3:23 am ET
June 4, 2003 3:23 am ET
Well there you have it
SF has a childlike trust
Feel free to join in
SF has a childlike trust
Feel free to join in
Haiku #31542, by Limey
June 4, 2003 3:21 am ET
June 4, 2003 3:21 am ET
Subterfuge is all
Confuses this idiot
SF your so fucked
Confuses this idiot
SF your so fucked
Haiku #31541, by Philosophers R Us
June 4, 2003 3:17 am ET
June 4, 2003 3:17 am ET
Don't worry Carley
We'll write to protect you now
We'll change our names too
We'll write to protect you now
We'll change our names too
Haiku #31539, by Californian Bum
June 4, 2003 3:13 am ET
June 4, 2003 3:13 am ET
Don
Haiku #31538, by Carley
June 4, 2003 3:11 am ET
June 4, 2003 3:11 am ET
Yo son Carley toll me
Yo be a sad loser son
But I said yo nows
Yo be a sad loser son
But I said yo nows
Haiku #31537, by Love you SF, Dad
June 4, 2003 3:09 am ET
June 4, 2003 3:09 am ET
You fuck off limey
You can
You can
Haiku #31536, by sexually frustrated
June 4, 2003 3:05 am ET
June 4, 2003 3:05 am ET
Go to the Archives
Type sexually frustrated
You
Type sexually frustrated
You
Haiku #31535, by Limey
June 4, 2003 3:02 am ET
June 4, 2003 3:02 am ET
As you will see when he reads this
he will have to go in the direction
I have chosen
he will have to go in the direction
I have chosen
Haiku #31534, by Limey
June 4, 2003 2:59 am ET
June 4, 2003 2:59 am ET