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31643, 31645, 31647, 31647, 31649, 31651, 31663, 31664, not mine:
Haiku # 31689, June 5, 2003 3:44 pm ET
by William Nippress
mox is not fine wine
doesn't get better with age
quite the opposite
Haiku # 31688, June 5, 2003 3:02 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
sing a hymn to god
he is not unlike ourselves
he needs a good laugh
Haiku # 31687, June 5, 2003 2:56 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
get your tubes tied bitch
i'm cutting off the species
one bitch at a time
Haiku # 31686, June 5, 2003 2:52 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
since the dawn of man
over and over again
the same dumb mistake
Haiku # 31685, June 5, 2003 2:48 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
thanks for having me
now you don't have to look at
your failing marriage
Haiku # 31684, June 5, 2003 2:45 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
there was too much love
between mommy and daddy
so i'm the run-off
Haiku # 31683, June 5, 2003 2:42 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (too much love my ass, you just got bored with marriage and needed me to entertain you bastards)
why do you want kids?
because you find no meaning
within your own life
Haiku # 31682, June 5, 2003 2:39 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (cruel, isn't birthing children to quell your own inner void and loneliness)
i cherish my flaws
no social homogeny
not now, not ever
Haiku # 31681, June 5, 2003 2:32 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
my approaching death
will it truly be the end
one can only hope
Haiku # 31680, June 5, 2003 2:30 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i get sad sometimes
the world is yearning for love
where shall we find it
Haiku # 31679, June 5, 2003 2:22 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (give yourself a hug)
i am outgoing
i like candle-lit dinners
and walks on the beach
Haiku # 31678, June 5, 2003 2:17 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (any comers)
i love to write words
writing is self expression
unless you are mox
Haiku # 31677, June 5, 2003 2:13 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (or whatever your name is)
I can hear Ben Stein
saying "oh...wow..." in his dry
manner right now, I feel
Haiku # 31676, June 5, 2003 1:45 pm ET
by Mox of bueller? bueller?
oh, a challenge,
wow...
Haiku # 31675, June 5, 2003 1:38 pm ET
by Mox
Zabadooey, I don't care
keep masturbating your words on this website
I'll take pictures and sell
them to some gay porn site for cheap
Haiku # 31674, June 5, 2003 1:38 pm ET
by Mox
Shortly bad spring talks.
Softly, a foolish star walks.
A kind vampire burns
Haiku # 31673, June 5, 2003 1:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
william writes a lot of things
doesn't he?
Haiku # 31672, June 5, 2003 1:37 pm ET
by Mox
There is no pain, except that
which is not experienced, and that which was lost due to lack of trust
Haiku # 31670, June 5, 2003 1:36 pm ET
by Mox
small town baptist
says one thing about love
and goes on like a little kiss ass
sucking the marrow out of the trust
in any
God
Haiku # 31669, June 5, 2003 1:34 pm ET
by Mox
(well, I am impressed
by my own writing then if
"someone" was willing to steal
it, save the good stuff for myself
and let these guys think they have me!)
Haiku # 31668, June 5, 2003 1:34 pm ET
by Mox
the thief comes quickly
through the night and writing
is competition, ass kissing
and who gets the contract
and who dies penniless fired from
a warehouse waiting, for the new seed
Haiku # 31667, June 5, 2003 1:33 pm ET
by Mox
doesn't matter who wrote
it, what matters is, the words
were said, and here they are
to be splattered for all

the internet is just a giant
grafitti machine for digital
spray cans...
Haiku # 31666, June 5, 2003 1:31 pm ET
by Mox
the man in the mountain fell
down, 9/11 saw the end of the Trade Centers, and people
show their true fear ridden selves
now, survive in the job, trade yourself in for a worthless piece of paper, when a drive into the lake is the best choice, and the car sinks, and death is a relaxing ride
and the terrorists thought they were in heaven, they have nothing and gave others nothing except questions, pain and history
Haiku # 31665, June 5, 2003 1:30 pm ET
by Mox
quiet coffehouses
with damned intellectual
idle chatter, thank God
for them
Haiku # 31664, June 5, 2003 1:29 pm ET
by William ( I wrote this) Nippress
woman comes over
after hearing rumor, she says
quietly trying to approach by
her rules the person involved
the Average American lives in
fear, of their own intellect
so to be safe remains a fool
Haiku # 31663, June 5, 2003 1:29 pm ET
by William Nippress
quiet coffehouses
with damned intellectual
idle chatter, thank God
for them
Haiku # 31662, June 5, 2003 1:28 pm ET
by Mox
woman comes over
after hearing rumor, she says
quietly trying to approach by
her rules the person involved
the Average American lives in
fear, of their own intellect
so to be safe remains a fool
Haiku # 31661, June 5, 2003 1:27 pm ET
by Mox
this is the road to
hell, hanging with the wrong
crowd and letting them

tear you to shreds
and answering back with
words like razors...

one can only say "kill myself"
too many times then get
sick of it themselves
Haiku # 31660, June 5, 2003 1:26 pm ET
by Mox
death by hanging
causes ejaculations in the male
and in the female, just death

some feel the need to
go only some of the way
for some perverse pleasure
Haiku # 31659, June 5, 2003 1:25 pm ET
by Mox
I want to put down
William here for joining the crowd
they slight each other
and call each other names
like children on line
words words words...
one more insecure comic hanging
in a noose, I am probably mad
Haiku # 31658, June 5, 2003 1:24 pm ET
by Mox
If people keep feeding
the trolls, the only thing that stops
them is a diet of humble pie
Haiku # 31657, June 5, 2003 1:23 pm ET
by Mox
well, life ain't a rose garden
and rumors will fly in the town of Rockland...perhaps someone will
buy it all up and kick the fishermen out
Haiku # 31656, June 5, 2003 1:22 pm ET
by Mox
everyone here is too
self obcessed, including myself
close to losing another job
here over a couple of jerks
who know how to say slights
aside and get me talking to them
and getting myself in trouble

If I had never reacted to anyone here

slash slash, bleed bleed?
damn rainy thursdays
Haiku # 31655, June 5, 2003 1:21 pm ET
by Mox
people will keep playing
one up with each other here
and the words and the
feelings, are different
Haiku # 31654, June 5, 2003 1:19 pm ET
by Miffed
My binoculars
can see into your soul, fool
and they see monkeys
Haiku # 31653, June 5, 2003 12:31 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
I am a pimp
Haiku # 31651, June 5, 2003 11:18 am ET
by William Nippress
"Feeeeelings, nothing more than
feeeelings!" (singing to SF)
Haiku # 31649, June 5, 2003 11:16 am ET
by William Nippress
I
Luv
SF
Cuz
He's
Kewl
Haiku # 31648, June 5, 2003 11:15 am ET
by William Nippress
SF and I are getting married in a
"Star Wars" themed ceremoney.
It will truly be a gay event!
Haiku # 31647, June 5, 2003 11:15 am ET
by William Nippress
"Go Zabadooey, it's your birthday,
gonna sip Bacardi like it's your
birthday"
50 cent, from Get Rich or Die
Trying
Haiku # 31645, June 5, 2003 11:12 am ET
by William Nippress
I love the works of the great
Zabadooey. He has been a great
influenc in my life
Haiku # 31643, June 5, 2003 11:08 am ET
by William Nippress
Boring, boring, bord
Time to change the record SF
And your other names
Haiku # 31641, June 5, 2003 9:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Round and round he goes
Boring hell out of us all
Each name just the same
Haiku # 31640, June 5, 2003 9:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Same words used again
So too are all the Phrases
After little time
Haiku # 31639, June 5, 2003 9:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Larson, stinky, and
SF, Zabadooey too
All are one we know!
Haiku # 31638, June 5, 2003 9:40 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
SF crossly writes!
But no one said it was you?
Your too self obsessed
Haiku # 31637, June 5, 2003 9:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Don't mock the monkeys
they are overworked by Nipps
writing 'his' haiku
Haiku # 31636, June 5, 2003 8:57 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Pity him he
Haiku # 31632, June 5, 2003 3:48 am ET
by William Nippress
Don
Haiku # 31631, June 5, 2003 3:45 am ET
by William Nippress
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