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(Prophet of hope)
Right on the button
How can they not see the truth?
Small minds not thinking?
Haiku # 34329, February 6, 2006 7:20 am ET
by There are stupid people all over the world
wrestlemania
"Hulk hogan Vs Rick Flair"
winner takes pension!
Haiku # 34328, February 6, 2006 7:16 am ET
by office jockey
Shadows of silence
stay the tongues of the watchful
as horrors they show.
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Evil unchallenged
holding disbelief captive
has trust bowing low.
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Self-deceit favours
the weakness of millions
where liars can feed.
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God will be slandered
by satanic deceivers
of militant breed.
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Women in shadow
of men who love violence
do not have a voice.
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Men who have nothing
to offer but cruelty
know nothing of choice.
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Wake to the nightmare
of the downfall of freedom
before it
Haiku # 34327, February 5, 2006 8:09 pm ET
by The Prophet of Hope
Days of rage, burnings,
calls for decapitation,
Join the faith of peace.
Haiku # 34326, February 5, 2006 2:02 pm ET
by who r u kidding
#Night watchman wanted.#
Haiku # 34325, February 5, 2006 1:41 pm ET
by The Beast Master
Behind a torn cloud,
the sun bleeds into the sky.
A broken rectum.
Haiku # 34324, February 5, 2006 1:24 pm ET
by Pokeaman of Sodom
I'll touch your dark cunt
Then inhale your putrid stench
and jerk in your face
Haiku # 34323, February 5, 2006 12:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
It's dark and squishy
With my fingers up my cunt
Won't you touch me there?
Haiku # 34322, February 5, 2006 11:34 am ET
by A Cybersex Addicted Masturbator
My balls are so round.
If they were out of their sack,
they would roll away.
Haiku # 34321, February 5, 2006 11:30 am ET
by Dave
Lying in the bath,
I check my balls
Haiku # 34320, February 5, 2006 10:39 am ET
by smelly joe
It
Haiku # 34319, February 5, 2006 8:58 am ET
by Dave
Heidi should be mine
She is my perfect equel
Damn you Proncess John
Haiku # 34318, February 4, 2006 4:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sleep deprivation
Malnutrition, psychosis
Cocaine binge, hooray!
Haiku # 34317, February 4, 2006 2:42 pm ET
by Lush
http://triptychhaiku.blogspot.com Triptych Haiku - an experimental journal of short form poetry
Haiku # 34316, February 3, 2006 11:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Inflammatory?
Sever the heads of chillies!
Taste-buds offended.
Haiku # 34315, February 3, 2006 5:28 pm ET
by Chilli con carnage
A yam ear two right,
may queue thing cough hike ouse.
Butt snot watt ewe sea.
Haiku # 34314, February 3, 2006 4:26 pm ET
by Dave
Words scrum together
and kick a thought around.
It
Haiku # 34313, February 3, 2006 4:06 pm ET
by Dave
Quiet as a mouse,
I creep into Mother
Haiku # 34312, February 3, 2006 3:59 pm ET
by normal
The barn door opens.
Haiku # 34311, February 3, 2006 3:56 pm ET
by The Beast Master
Today I will eat:
Chips, peas, pies, gravy, kebabs.
Vorsprung durch technik
Haiku # 34310, February 3, 2006 3:48 pm ET
by MrTitties of England
I wee in milk, too.
I wee anywhere I please.
Don't drink in my house.
Haiku # 34309, February 3, 2006 3:47 pm ET
by MrsTitties of England
Wee I drink in Tea.
It's Wee that I pee in Tea.
Drink my lovely Wee.
Haiku # 34308, February 3, 2006 3:45 pm ET
by MrsTitties of England
Neil, off the telly.
He is a metal faced thug.
Hamster style..... ATTACK!!!
Haiku # 34307, February 3, 2006 3:39 pm ET
by MrTitties of England
I have a poo-head
Feel my sticky, lumpy mess.
My poo-head is great!
Haiku # 34306, February 3, 2006 3:36 pm ET
by MrsTitties of England
Poo comes out of bum
Mine is brown with sweetcorn in
What does yours look like?
Haiku # 34305, February 3, 2006 3:35 pm ET
by MrsTitties of England
i often wonder
is it fun to push grannies
off blackpool tower?
Haiku # 34304, February 3, 2006 3:30 pm ET
by MrTitties of England
Every Friday
I wear womens underwear.
I am a tranny.
Haiku # 34303, February 3, 2006 3:26 pm ET
by MrTitties of England
Bestiality!
The fun way of becoming
a monkeys uncle...
Haiku # 34302, February 3, 2006 3:11 pm ET
by MrTitties of England
Turning Japanese,
think I
Haiku # 34301, February 3, 2006 12:28 pm ET
by Dave
A rusty corkscrew
is slowly twisted into
the eye of my cock.
Haiku # 34300, February 3, 2006 10:26 am ET
by Lost Boy
Necrophilia!
There's always one rotten cunt,
gotta split on ya!!
Haiku # 34299, February 3, 2006 10:06 am ET
by office jockey
Ethereal glimpse
I see my life forces glow
My parallel self
Haiku # 34298, February 3, 2006 6:54 am ET
by Precognition is a curse
You may lose the lot
Life
Haiku # 34297, February 3, 2006 6:24 am ET
by Your life is a papers thickness away from total disaster
Life wasted in booze
We bemoan our existence
When at least we live
Haiku # 34296, February 3, 2006 6:19 am ET
by Am I as selfish as you?
Life freezes in streets
Down and outs die but who cares
What hard bastards, we
Haiku # 34295, February 3, 2006 6:15 am ET
by What if it were I?
You
Haiku # 34294, February 3, 2006 6:08 am ET
by No second chances in this game
work is work is work
play is play is play is play
you live some then die
Haiku # 34293, February 3, 2006 3:53 am ET
by ash
i like alcohol
and i think that it likes me
moreso when i'm drunk
Haiku # 34292, February 3, 2006 3:16 am ET
by ash
safety in numbers
sure there's some sickos out there
but i fit right in
Haiku # 34291, February 3, 2006 2:59 am ET
by ash
at the heart of it
some definitions of bad
are worse than others
Haiku # 34290, February 3, 2006 2:29 am ET
by ash
Itchy stinking clit,
yes i had toast for breakfast,
i like to eat minge.
Haiku # 34289, February 2, 2006 9:49 pm ET
by Mr Tide
Deep into the night,
I think about my mother
and play with myself.
Haiku # 34288, February 2, 2006 5:18 pm ET
by normal
danses just for me
aint no one else shell danse for
me an my banjo
Haiku # 34287, February 2, 2006 4:59 pm ET
by Billy-Bob of Arkansas
in my employment,
i reject all my values,
and take the money...
Haiku # 34286, February 2, 2006 4:50 pm ET
by MrTitties of England
I like to feel teeth,
for a fleeting moment brush,
against my bell end!
Haiku # 34285, February 2, 2006 4:47 pm ET
by office jockey
Won't pick me to dance,
Fill her shoes with broken glass,
Never dance again!!
Haiku # 34284, February 2, 2006 4:42 pm ET
by office jockey
my sister dancin
shes as sweet as apple pie
her titties bouncin
Haiku # 34283, February 2, 2006 4:37 pm ET
by Billy-Bob of Arkansas
Morecambe. It is cold.
There is nothing to do there.
But laugh at old folk...
Haiku # 34282, February 2, 2006 4:34 pm ET
by Mr Titties of England
Rose-pink silk unfolds
its gentle, dreamy softness.
A goat vagina.
Haiku # 34281, February 2, 2006 4:32 pm ET
by The Beast Master
"Poo Man" my name is.
I smell sweet, of sewerage.
Kiss me, I taste brown.
Haiku # 34280, February 2, 2006 4:28 pm ET
by Mrs Titties of England
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