Harpo Productions?
Dr. Phil is Oprah's bitch.
Pimp slap that ass, girl!
by Lush
Find me; Here I am
Drain my heart of all it's pain
Sing me a new song.
by "Magoo"
drunken llama dance
lampshade on my curly head
tequilla, no mas
by sango orangutango
Corporeal course
Of coroner Corchoran:
Corpulent corpses
by Lush
Additional eye
On the end on my finger
The places, I
by Weird experience
Come on Smelly Joe
Tell us where your cocks tasted
Taste buds on his cock
by Defies medical explanation
Used to drink Vodka
Russian by choice, half bottle
Never drink it now
by That
My female friends Ask
What is wrong with their boyfriend?
Agony aunt. Me?
by How should I know, do they think I
Winter slickly sets
Burning natures last years gifts
Smoke dyes the winds grey
by William Nippress
Attempting to turn right
Steeringwheel out of control
hello pile of snow
by Anonymous Poet
Cheney loads ammo
Shoots lawyer friend with gusto
Should have used longbow
by Janis of Toronto
perseveration
plus clang association
seek medication
by ash
Sitting on seawall
Observe the swimming narwhal
Perform a pratfall
by Janis of Toronto
Follow the nomad
Toward the giant launchpad
Headed for Baghdad
by Janis of Toronto
Needle in haystack
Apologetic Cossack
Betting at racetrack
by Janis of Toronto
Something seems askew
With the background of bamboo
I write bad haiku
by Janis of Toronto
The park is empty.
Where have all the squirrels gone?
Carnivorous trees!
by stan of nowhere
Cerebral pasta:
medulla oblongata
topped with parmesan.
by food for the brain
Unrestrained it flies,
fleeing the cement prison
the bag in the wind
by flibberjig
For parallel nouns
Must pluralize cerebrum
In the preceding
by Lush
Dipsomania
Dulls contents of crania
Pickled cerebrum
by Lush
soccer is passion, work is not, but volunteering for HWSA is fun!
by S. Urteaga of Houston, TX
A vodka with lime,
The artistry of a mime,
This haiku doth rhyme
by Janis of Sillyhaikuville
Whither creativity?
The text is bland and ugly
My font is Arial
by Psycho
What manner of pain
I cannot feel my eyeball
You must spit it out
by Psycho
Hammer, O Hammer.
Why must you be so poopy?
Very Bad Hammer!
by Saint
Spastic bowel spurt
Chunks of meals past fly outward
Still steaming, now soup
by Hammer
Long did I wander
Bereft of horrible verse
Bad Haiku is back
by Hammer of under the bed
her style was discrete
her tight body was petite
she really liked meat
a dark tale of woe
from so many years ago
i still miss her so
by ash
On Charles Street, Back Bay
Stylist proffered Sambuca
A quaff and coiffure
by Lush
Too many passwords
When soused can't recall them all
"Memento" tatoos?
by Lush
rockin' awesome bod
but jesus, god damn! girl,
your face is wretched
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku poetry
That is made by Zachary
How good it does sound
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Saint Valentine
by Zac H. of IL, USA
Your lawyer's no good???
You shot a man in cold blood!!!
Cheney - Where Brainy???
by koyaanisqatsi
A monk getting drunk,
obsessed by nuns in bad puns,
can
by Legless
Pulsating squirmings
clenching goose-bumps on my cheeks.
The anal orgasm.
by Pokeaman of Sodom
From her afterglow,
audible satisfaction:
a front bottom burp.
by Lost Boy
Girl asked me out
It was kinda odd to me.
Screwed her sister
by Anonymous Poet
Just flunked a test
Even though i tried my best.
Fucked the teacher
by Anonymous Poet
Angel of the light.
Be thou blessed to be caressed
in a dream this night.
by Baloo
cartoons
facing the truth
can be grotesque
by one of the murdered
Sod this for a game.
Is purple member the glory.
We all aspire to?
by BishopBeck of On the bridge.
Santa Maria
Del Buen Ayre, Go Tan Project
Top Tango music
by William Nippress
My Rosses are red
Violets are blue. Valentines
Only Just for you
by Like to spread happiness
Stars wink to the Sun
as he sinks below the ground
unrequited Love
by caseyH of atlanta
The Great Muhamed
Seventy virgins promised,
I'd settle for one
by Abrahamn of Somewhere else
Plunged in my rectum
Is Cupid's errant arrow.
Masochist's eros.
by Lush
pimp my ride for your pleasure, joy for all to crash, ned swathed in wreaths of tribute , heroic pink memberadiddly
by anonymous of uk
Colander for hat
brain safe from green men
not safe from robots though
by ao7hin
