Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 183 Days and 77093 Haiku later...

Stuck in my office
Ice-cold sunshine temps me out
A crystal clear day
Haiku # 34676, February 28, 2006 7:19 am ET
by William Nippress
Re-read old Haiku
Haiku # 34675, February 28, 2006 7:14 am ET
by William Nippress
Communication
The Haiku form lends itself
To self expression
Haiku # 34674, February 28, 2006 7:08 am ET
by William Nippress
It
Haiku # 34673, February 28, 2006 7:04 am ET
by William Nippress
Only for pleasure
Placed for your delectation
Somersaulting words
Haiku # 34672, February 28, 2006 7:01 am ET
by William Nippress
last day of summer
the hottest one on record
i've felt lots hotter
Haiku # 34671, February 28, 2006 6:41 am ET
by mellie
Sign around my waist
written by chips and beer says,
don't worry, I float
Haiku # 34670, February 28, 2006 1:58 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Time keeps moving on
a pendulum swinging forth
it's much like a clock
Haiku # 34669, February 28, 2006 1:48 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I will ignore it
there is no eggsack growing
under my armpit
Haiku # 34668, February 28, 2006 1:40 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Paris Hilton is
riding a brown carribou
in my kitchen, nude
Haiku # 34667, February 28, 2006 1:30 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Oil painted a snake
snacking on some baby mice
like small pink olives
Haiku # 34666, February 28, 2006 1:27 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Six bucks in vodka
and ten pounds jell-o has led
to this nude haiku
Haiku # 34665, February 28, 2006 1:15 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Darling, stop staring
at that poor old woman's cock
those are her grand kids
Haiku # 34664, February 28, 2006 1:12 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Reached into your purse
hoping for your cigarettes
but finding tampons
Haiku # 34663, February 28, 2006 1:04 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Over there you stood
eyes sparkling garden snow peas
hair thick like string beans
Haiku # 34662, February 28, 2006 1:00 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
My Google induced
Epileptic episode.
A search and seizure.
Haiku # 34661, February 27, 2006 9:07 pm ET
by Lush
large fish gelato
you think banana is bad
this is off the scale
Haiku # 34660, February 27, 2006 7:49 pm ET
by ash
ryan bites apple
seems like a product moment
no sponsors i bet
Haiku # 34659, February 27, 2006 7:48 pm ET
by ash
A pair of butt cheeks
clench and embrace each other
like two moons kissing.
Haiku # 34658, February 27, 2006 6:52 pm ET
by Pokeaman of Sodom
Nude soliciting
Landed zero customers
Just one more arrest
Haiku # 34657, February 27, 2006 5:13 pm ET
by Lush
Null Haiku, 'nother
idea for an even
more boring website
Haiku # 34656, February 27, 2006 5:09 pm ET
by Janis
at eleven o'clock
just for the sake of a rhyme
my girlfriend just sucks
Haiku # 34655, February 27, 2006 5:03 pm ET
by austrian of austria
ja null null sieben
gesch
Haiku # 34654, February 27, 2006 4:49 pm ET
by hybrid austrian of UNITED AUSTRIA
oh video chat
so fascinating thou aret
senseless invention
Haiku # 34653, February 27, 2006 4:44 pm ET
by austrian of yeah skiin we go
NULL
Haiku # 34652, February 27, 2006 4:31 pm ET
by NUll of NULL
what is a ran tan?
I just tried to find that out

none the wiser now

thought I was on one
skimming through haiku daily
missing all the fun
Haiku # 34651, February 27, 2006 9:13 am ET
by mellie
Getting iPod fixed
Another hard drive crashes
Apple products stink.
Haiku # 34650, February 27, 2006 9:05 am ET
by Ryan of Korea
Drive golf sliced swerve
Armchair Armco Death
Hence talentless Kitten Cat
Haiku # 34649, February 27, 2006 9:01 am ET
by Ridicule
not insomniac
atelo, it's the piercing
you've jammed your eyelids
Haiku # 34648, February 27, 2006 7:17 am ET
by ash
no long engagement
a short passionate marriage
and a quick divorce
Haiku # 34647, February 27, 2006 6:43 am ET
by ash
Ash once gave advice
Never engage with the trolls
It feeds their ego
Haiku # 34646, February 27, 2006 4:32 am ET
by APRILS SIMPLE WIN
I don't sleep, don't dream-
my eyes never shut, i work.
this has got to stop.
Haiku # 34645, February 27, 2006 3:07 am ET
by atelo of at my desk, earl in the morning
look on the bright side
he thinks he's the messiah
not a naughty boy
Haiku # 34644, February 26, 2006 11:15 pm ET
by ash
well goodness gracious
it's the gnome from alaska
playing with his bone
Haiku # 34643, February 26, 2006 11:12 pm ET
by ash
NULL
Haiku # 34642, February 26, 2006 10:59 pm ET
by NULL
NULL
Haiku # 34641, February 26, 2006 10:57 pm ET
by NULL
A man
Haiku # 34640, February 26, 2006 8:47 pm ET
by Pokeaman of Sodom
kiss kiss sexy cat
like velvet your fur
oh no fish again
Haiku # 34639, February 26, 2006 4:37 pm ET
by Harlot of the crypt
It's gang related
I should rob all these niggas
Gimmie yo air max '95s
Haiku # 34638, February 26, 2006 2:10 pm ET
by lil walter
Lazy reflections
Floating brown leaves amble past
On soft blown Ripples
Haiku # 34637, February 26, 2006 1:29 pm ET
by William Nippress
Poetic motion
My every move she follows
Dancing like a dream
Haiku # 34636, February 26, 2006 1:08 pm ET
by Thank you Lorna, William
Kyoto curling
katabatic winds endure
making ice hard, HARD!
Haiku # 34635, February 26, 2006 10:57 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
you need a snowboard
or better global warming
or going coastal
Haiku # 34634, February 25, 2006 7:47 pm ET
by ash (to austrian)
put the thought on ice
an achondroplastic team
called "short and curling"
Haiku # 34633, February 25, 2006 7:27 pm ET
by ash
Not really a sport
More like shuffleboard on ice
Curling is so gay
Haiku # 34632, February 25, 2006 6:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Three Four Six Two Four
I love it when a haiku
Makes me laugh out loud
Haiku # 34631, February 25, 2006 6:32 pm ET
by Janis
Was Rasputin offed
By British Intelligence?
Watch cable TV.
Haiku # 34630, February 25, 2006 5:03 pm ET
by Lush
Blessed are the poor
in spirit: for theirs is the
kingdom of heaven.
Haiku # 34629, February 25, 2006 4:53 pm ET
by Copyright © AD32, Jesus
Olympian heights
Soused upon nectar of gods
Bode Miller's drunk
Haiku # 34628, February 25, 2006 4:35 pm ET
by Lush
Food, glorious food!
Bananas and Bad Haikus
for body and mind.
Haiku # 34627, February 25, 2006 4:19 pm ET
by Man and Monkey
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