Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 187 Days and 77099 Haiku later...

If mistakes stay in
the past when we put them there,
letting go makes sense.
Haiku # 41330, June 27, 2008 10:43 pm ET
by Dragon Snail (advice taken)
may our happiness
increase in isolation
for i hate you all
Haiku # 41329, June 27, 2008 7:04 pm ET
by sf
Mistakes we have made
Haunt us for many reasons
None of them feel good

These mistakes we made
Make us what we are today
So why have regrets?
Haiku # 41328, June 27, 2008 6:14 am ET
by William Nippress
Can't seem to escape.
I say it's over, then go
right back to the start.
Haiku # 41327, June 26, 2008 9:12 pm ET
by Dragon Snail
recalling the past
you think i'd get over it
even now i don't
Haiku # 41326, June 26, 2008 9:45 am ET
by ash
many a long year
and some even longer days
life is full of it
Haiku # 41325, June 25, 2008 9:47 am ET
by ash
Well-done Dragon Snail
Now you're writing good haiku's
These we can enjoy!
Haiku # 41324, June 25, 2008 6:34 am ET
by We are still watching though
Screaming pain in chest
It tears a man asunder
Torso rent of life
Haiku # 41323, June 24, 2008 10:58 pm ET
by Eh
I love your music,
little hippy drummer boy.
Can I play your flute?
Haiku # 41322, June 24, 2008 3:53 pm ET
by Cat Crotch
A body, a cage,
shapes to hang upon a soul,
stuck within this skin.
Haiku # 41321, June 24, 2008 3:40 pm ET
by Dragon Snail
if one wants to say
something else, let them eat grapes
and pass the times as
Haiku # 41320, June 24, 2008 3:35 pm ET
by mox
these folks art in thought
and limit things as to when
to keep the...the...pace
Haiku # 41319, June 24, 2008 3:34 pm ET
by moxie
we made out last night
never mind bodies entwined
still fancy a shag
Haiku # 41318, June 24, 2008 3:25 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Maybe I should find
a less complicated way
to release the pain.
Haiku # 41317, June 24, 2008 2:57 pm ET
by Dragon Snail
When I missed the point,
differing goals were the cause.
Minimalism?
Haiku # 41316, June 24, 2008 2:35 pm ET
by Dragon Snail (confused, as usual)
Restraint of 3 lines
Express minimalism
Multi-line fuckers
Haiku # 41315, June 24, 2008 2:19 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Courageously here,
after years of fear and doubt,
I am reaching out.

Exploring freedom
I fled the cruel abuser
who imprisoned me.

The pendulum swings.
Confidence blossoms and wilts.
I will not look back.
Haiku # 41314, June 24, 2008 2:17 pm ET
by Dragon Snail
Summers full vestage
Surrounded by vivid Green
Senses overwhelmed
Haiku # 41313, June 24, 2008 12:41 pm ET
by William Nippress
Well that told "US"
So lets all get on our knees
Ask for forgiveness

We have met our match?
Worship the self-important!
Who does not need rules!

Its Zabadooey
Returned in disguise? Or what
Huge ego? No brains?

You have potential
Some of your stuff is not bad
So stop writing crap
Haiku # 41312, June 24, 2008 11:56 am ET
by We will see what you can do
Simplicity is
sometimes insufficient to
allow expression.

I bend rules to make
them fit my needs rather than
bending to fit them.
Haiku # 41311, June 24, 2008 11:08 am ET
by Longwinded Dragon Snail
I've never been much
for following any rules
except for my own.

If it bothers you,
I can fit tradition, but
it's not as much fun.

Limits are more like
inspirations than rigid
barriers for me.
Haiku # 41310, June 24, 2008 11:02 am ET
by Dragon Snail
I agree Haiku
Not Poems broken in lines
But some times you just

Gota express your
self, you know what I mean
Though better than thinking!
Haiku # 41309, June 24, 2008 6:31 am ET
by Self expression will Out.
george carlin is gone
and I hate the fact he's gone
no more of his jokes
Haiku # 41308, June 23, 2008 4:55 pm ET
by bs
poems divided
into lines of the right length
aren't really haiku
Haiku # 41307, June 23, 2008 8:28 am ET
by ash
She played herself a
lullaby, but the focus
of fingering her

instrument kept her
from falling asleep. It was
like sex, distracting

from its purpose with
the physicality of
its form. The feel of

fingers on metal
and wood kept her too conscious
to fall into the

auditory shapes
that moved like a mandala
as she closed her eyes.
Haiku # 41306, June 23, 2008 2:21 am ET
by Dragon Snail
Is losing the spark
of language, concretion that
connects thoughts to sound

a simple step that
inches so carefully that
we feel no motion

but an absence at
stopping, or is expression
transfigured, growing

into something more
delicate and harder to
capture? Once I had

words like colors or
subtle impressions, changing
like notes of music,

fast enough to sketch
my feelings mid-flight. Now I
have only the wings.
Haiku # 41305, June 23, 2008 1:38 am ET
by Dragon Snail
I lost my language
when I lost the bravery
to fail fearlessly.

Creativity
led to punishment, so I
shied away from both.

What doesn't kill me
never makes me stronger. It
just hurts more next time.
Haiku # 41304, June 22, 2008 9:19 pm ET
by Dragon Snail
Insecurity
prevents expressive freedom.
Don't criticize me.

I stop drawing when
the price is greater than the
pleasure of doing.

You roll your eyes and
criticize the fact that I
am so sensitive.

The situation
implodes and I withdraw. You
are just not worth it.
Haiku # 41303, June 22, 2008 9:10 pm ET
by Dragon Snail
haiku warrior
I challenge you to battle
I'll be the victor
Haiku # 41302, June 21, 2008 7:28 pm ET
by bride of destructo
Nutty castrati
Look, regina dentata
It's just a cigar!
Haiku # 41301, June 21, 2008 3:52 am ET
by Destructo of Paranoia
So furry and brown
A beaver with sharper teeth
Chew chew chewbaca!
Haiku # 41300, June 21, 2008 3:49 am ET
by Destructo of Quibbles
A careworn merkin
Insert obscure reference here
Keeps the lice at bay
Haiku # 41299, June 21, 2008 3:41 am ET
by Destructo of Poopyshoots
Fecal fingerprints
undigested evidence
Well, what's for dessert?
Haiku # 41298, June 21, 2008 3:34 am ET
by Destructo of Mysterioso
I give a shit too
silent bears shit in the woods
everybody poops
Haiku # 41297, June 21, 2008 3:30 am ET
by Destructo of Humdrum
what i really saw
was an odalisque in brown
thought it too arcane
Haiku # 41296, June 21, 2008 12:51 am ET
by Lush
toilet paper smudge
a Rorschach Test in two-ply
saw a vagina
Haiku # 41295, June 21, 2008 12:49 am ET
by Lush
So you "have a cow"
Where you going to keep it?
You and cow not same?
Haiku # 41294, June 20, 2008 11:37 pm ET
by Destructo of Conception
Existence of cow
allows cowboys to bind them,
No cow, no cowboy.
Haiku # 41293, June 20, 2008 11:34 pm ET
by Destructo of Smartypants
Spontaneous flow
Brown cows utter fluid hymns,
Milk, cream, butter, ghee.
Haiku # 41292, June 20, 2008 11:31 pm ET
by Bovinity of Magic cow
Unbeknownst to most
observation determines
Drop in the ocean
Haiku # 41291, June 20, 2008 11:24 pm ET
by Destructo of Big Aha!
An old sewage pond
Then a frog goes and jumps in,
my kids have three eyes!
Haiku # 41290, June 20, 2008 11:23 pm ET
by Destructo of Dystopia
Galactogogues in droves
Seek sweet succor in the teat,
Follow the milky way!
Haiku # 41289, June 20, 2008 11:18 pm ET
by Hieronymous of Kabosh
Lumpy proletarians
Invalid validictatorians
Eat of me, allyall.
Haiku # 41288, June 20, 2008 11:15 pm ET
by Destructo of Home, sweat home
A brown cow chews cud.
Grass locks on target sunlight
My mother this earth
Haiku # 41287, June 20, 2008 10:59 pm ET
by Destructo of Destruction
Lime green limosine (sp?)
Big kids ride in the long car.
Are you not amazed!
Haiku # 41286, June 20, 2008 10:52 pm ET
by Destructo of Perterbia
When I write a poem
I write what I know is true
Hint at the sublime.
Haiku # 41285, June 20, 2008 10:50 pm ET
by Destructo of Homogeneity
She's feeding the birds
Cacao covered carob nubs
seagulls go caw, caw!
Haiku # 41284, June 20, 2008 10:41 pm ET
by Organico of Utter depravity
Big bad naugahyde
Indulgent pleather pleasures
A man of the cloth.
Haiku # 41283, June 20, 2008 10:38 pm ET
by Plushy of Happytown
A renaissance fair
Puffy skirts and pirate shirts
B.O. Aroma
Haiku # 41282, June 20, 2008 10:36 pm ET
by Pure Hearted Harlot of Banality
New age vortex maps
magic's in an open mind
Give me your money.
Haiku # 41281, June 20, 2008 10:32 pm ET
by Fistula of Ani
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