Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 184 Days and 77095 Haiku later...

the question haunts you
what will you do when i die?
get a smelly dog
Haiku # 41413, July 21, 2008 10:47 am ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
why did i falter?
accept my apology
wet paint on your shirt
Haiku # 41412, July 21, 2008 10:41 am ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
i really lost it
picnic with strangers in rain
cold wet pakoras
Haiku # 41411, July 21, 2008 10:39 am ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
sf, i love you
you make me laugh til i pee
puddles on the floor
Haiku # 41410, July 21, 2008 10:34 am ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
why do you come here?
i like optional headlights
youve read the others.
Haiku # 41409, July 21, 2008 10:27 am ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
the sunlight broken
a single raindrop fallen
when will you return?
Haiku # 41408, July 21, 2008 10:24 am ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
filling the pages
why do you write such nonsense?
only you would know
Haiku # 41407, July 21, 2008 10:23 am ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
why did you tell me?
simply say it isn't so
i cannot do that
Haiku # 41406, July 21, 2008 10:20 am ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
whispering to you
does the sea know your secrets?
no, but the cows do.
Haiku # 41405, July 21, 2008 10:19 am ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
oh pucha kuttan
when will you catch the cloth mouse?
when my fear subsides
Haiku # 41404, July 21, 2008 10:15 am ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
i'll check the mail now
when will you return, my love?
when youre old and grey
Haiku # 41403, July 21, 2008 10:12 am ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
where do the cows go?
trampling off to the sea
why aren't they cleaner?
Haiku # 41402, July 21, 2008 10:08 am ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
when will you love me?
when the cows truly come home
...shoveling cow dung
Haiku # 41401, July 21, 2008 10:04 am ET
by kitten of northern maine
spelling horrid things
exhorting me, i'm unhinged
beneath door i dream
Haiku # 41400, July 19, 2008 2:34 am ET
by Lush
pubic hairs galore
upon tessellated tiles
an alphabet soup
Haiku # 41399, July 19, 2008 2:32 am ET
by Lush
testicular sway
a pendulous foray
high tea anyone?
Haiku # 41398, July 19, 2008 2:30 am ET
by Lush
homicidal spree
serves malthusian notions
depopulate, hmmm...
Haiku # 41397, July 19, 2008 2:28 am ET
by Lush
deracinated
ass backward and demanding
like alex haley
Haiku # 41396, July 19, 2008 2:26 am ET
by Lush
those infernal swine
cannibalisms coming
Hunter S nailed it
Haiku # 41395, July 16, 2008 2:47 pm ET
by technokoi of Venice Beach
please, no compliments
that only encourages
more badder haiku
Haiku # 41394, July 16, 2008 3:01 am ET
by sf
a world of seekers
overpopulation and
endless pleasures..my
Haiku # 41393, July 15, 2008 2:02 pm ET
by bs...space
BennyLava is,
Very mad at me today,
Optional headlights.
Haiku # 41392, July 15, 2008 1:21 pm ET
by shelleycakes of United Kingdom
(nice one sf)

the black arts twist and
bend the soul so the mind is
slave to fear belief...
Haiku # 41391, July 15, 2008 12:27 pm ET
by bs
a gray haired woman
in a church all by herself
as the sun goes down
Haiku # 41390, July 14, 2008 8:38 pm ET
by sf
I am told that art
begins with pain sometimes, twists
to form a pattern
Haiku # 41389, July 14, 2008 5:41 pm ET
by bs
in the process of
life, means, ways, goals, ends, place, etc
some times just show...up....
Haiku # 41388, July 14, 2008 5:36 pm ET
by help...bs...
the fear is these will
be the last words I write down
anywhere, but here
Haiku # 41387, July 14, 2008 5:15 pm ET
by bs
submission to the
decay of the world, twisted
still alive, and born
Haiku # 41386, July 14, 2008 5:13 pm ET
by bs
rotten smelly loam
oozing putrid land
opened gates to darkness
Haiku # 41385, July 13, 2008 8:56 pm ET
by badsky
lift the boats
salute the whales
sushi by lamp light
Haiku # 41384, July 13, 2008 8:45 pm ET
by Z
You are bringing steak
for lunch. What are you hoping
to have for pudding?
Haiku # 41383, July 12, 2008 6:48 am ET
by Stillinmyjimjams
try not to worry
we are all going to die
but we should live first
Haiku # 41382, July 12, 2008 5:28 am ET
by ash
there is a time of
conflict that can destroy or
bring out the best in...
Haiku # 41381, July 11, 2008 1:48 pm ET
by bs
the freedom of drugs
a cerebellum master
bowed in silent prayer



Haiku # 41380, July 11, 2008 6:03 am ET
by sf
traveler i am
struck fully by ignorance
blind in an outland
Haiku # 41379, July 9, 2008 2:15 pm ET
by darksky
a swede wondered by
he had a twittering bird
only a drawing
Haiku # 41378, July 9, 2008 2:00 pm ET
by bluesky
laughter of children
rings amongst the sunlit plains
tra-la, tra-la-la
Haiku # 41377, July 9, 2008 8:27 am ET
by bluesky
You fed my heart
To the Verrazano Narrows fish
As I said you could
Haiku # 41376, July 9, 2008 3:29 am ET
by Hammer Heart of Rock Bottom
my unfocused gaze
to the sunny valley side
through the sheets of rain
Haiku # 41375, July 8, 2008 12:06 pm ET
by graysky
heart of mine,
why did you open
for my destructor?
Haiku # 41374, July 8, 2008 10:32 am ET
by Shama of Whateveropolis
pistons of cadence
one half second faster and
the cops wont catch you
Haiku # 41373, July 8, 2008 10:16 am ET
by thief
now the race of truth
individual time trial
time to ride Frischkorn
Haiku # 41372, July 8, 2008 8:21 am ET
by graysky
the light of the sun
touches only the tree tops
not my humble gate
Haiku # 41371, July 8, 2008 8:09 am ET
by graysky
komodo dragon
a bit of sweet bread, and i
join this damp morning
Haiku # 41370, July 8, 2008 7:46 am ET
by graysky
take it mother earth
we'll drill till we're satisfied
you cheap little slut
Haiku # 41369, July 8, 2008 4:15 am ET
by sf
a craggy footpath
recognition comes slowly
no matter anyway
Haiku # 41368, July 7, 2008 2:38 pm ET
by graysky
sorry, we are closed
twin bridges is now too far
ten years past, nothing
Haiku # 41367, July 7, 2008 2:00 pm ET
by graysky
thunderstorms again
yesterdays sunny blue sky
is not for today
Haiku # 41366, July 7, 2008 1:36 pm ET
by graysky
your frown is perfect
a mirror reflection of
the shit around us
Haiku # 41365, July 6, 2008 7:04 pm ET
by sf
time for fuel station
easy like a come and go
one in and one out
Haiku # 41361, July 5, 2008 3:13 am ET
by eagle vision
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