You're an evil bitch!
The Mayan Riviera?!
I think I hate you.

Seriously, though, taking out all link AND html coding would be the right thing to do.

Validating silly bulls.... No. Let's not do that. And sounds complicated. To remove links and not allow html should be easy.

Good luck. You outta share pics of your trip. Sounds awesome.

Options we now have:
Validate Poem syllables?
Take out all link fields?

One fucking week in
The Mayan Riviera
And pages of spam

haiku my haiku
boner pills and goat fucking
what have you become ?

Prince Rogers Nelson
poops just like the homeless guy
in the neighborhood

hepatitis dick
big bag of rotting scrotum
heartless shit for brains

Winter's sole purpose:
Helping us appreciate
the warmer seasons

This place is a mess
But still I have to confess
I check it sometimes

Poop on a pigeon
Start a brand new religion
Oh holy vengeance

Drugs are not so bad.
See, I am perfectly fine.
Just ask the warden!

I quit smoking crack.
Now I just butt-chug floor wax.
My shiny hiny!

Fun brothel, two gays,
A lunch of titty blow phlegms.
Vexed queer's raw gin, duh.

I caught a pigeon.
Tied it down and shat on it.
My sweet brown revenge.

My garage sale.
Nothing but used underwear.
No one stopped to look.

Starbucks collection:
Boogers on the bathroom wall.
Who put them all there?

Flatulence of hell.
Stench reeks supreme over all.
Inhale; breathe deep!

I'm the boss of toss!
Wank and spank and smoke the dank.
Jesus Christ, that stank!

The muppet I'd fuck?
I'd do Snuffalupagus!
(Or let him do me!)

God, I hate Christmas.
The guy who invented it
should be crucified.

I farted again.
The unforgivable sin.
The stench was that bad.

Read this shit, admit
you are now caught up in it
Small words for dumb birds

Go toss your own sauce
Because you are not my boss
Remember to floss

No gatekeeper here.
Americans live in fear.
Drink another beer

One novel, two plays,
a bunch of shitty poems.
Next year's agenda

I would choose your mom
it's not easy being green
You know what I mean?

If you had to choose
a muppet to have sex with
Which one would you pick?

Will posting porn pics
hasten the spam removal?
I'll post something crude!

Quit following me.
Swiping sauces is my thing.
Go find your own theft.

christmas time again
happy birthday sweet jesus
graced with your presents

Damn, I broke the rules
Smack my hiney with a belt
I'll pay you for it

The world is a scam
So many ways to steal things
I like to swipe sauces

There is no stopping
the boner pill and loan spam;
they are scam websites.

now that you're eighteen
the time is ripe for haiku
i love you long time

You know, that could work.
It would be,quite nice to see
Spam free poetry

So I just contacted the company with the line down below "this site has very good content". I asked them why the spam? They said they had no idea their advertisers were doing this. I hope I lost that company a contract.

I would post porn pics.
But I'm in Starbucks right now.
I might get kicked out.

I prefer to study this kind of material. Nicely written information in this post, the quality of content is fine and the conclusion is lovely. Things are very open and intensely clear explanation of issues

If shy spite was bling,
You would be wearing gold ring
and diamond dick studs

If sky white cum string,
fuzz shat take me a biter?
Lusty whore spew shit.

If I write something,
does that make me a writer?
Must be more to it.

Windows 8 is shit.
Too many bells and whistles.
I can't do my work.

We need to log in.
Free-for-all posting is wrong.
See what it's done here.








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