Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 165 Days and 77045 Haiku later...

The weather is warm.
I want to go out to play.
But I am grounded.
Haiku # 52205, March 22, 2015 3:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I like Italian.
I don't fear the pasta beast.
I would eat it up!
Haiku # 52203, March 22, 2015 2:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Spaghetti monster.
Why have you forsaken me?
You do not exist.
Haiku # 52202, March 22, 2015 2:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Farts are not funny.
But try telling that to kids.
I need to buy beans.
Haiku # 52201, March 22, 2015 12:26 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Twinkle little star
How I wonder what you are
Burning ball of gas?
Haiku # 52195, March 21, 2015 8:17 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers
A blank page replaced
by empty computer screen
Fresh, empty canvas
Haiku # 52191, March 21, 2015 12:59 am ET
by Painter of Words
How the shit backs up.
This site needs and e-plunger.
What are these IP's?

Haiku # 52189, March 20, 2015 11:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Penile implants.
Breast enlargement addiction.
More machine than man.
Haiku # 52186, March 20, 2015 5:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I guess Ash likes *MASH*.
Well so who the hell doesn't?
War, humor, and booze.
Haiku # 52175, March 19, 2015 11:26 am ET
by darth figpucker
home of henry blake
was bloomington, illinois
he didn't come back
Haiku # 52172, March 19, 2015 7:37 am ET
by ash
I am so happy!
I don't have a small penis!
It's a giant clit!
Haiku # 52169, March 18, 2015 6:30 pm ET
by iamback (the REAL one!)
Nothing more fun than
Trolling the ignorant troll
Hope he comes back soon ;-)
Haiku # 52168, March 18, 2015 10:13 am ET
by Janis
here for a short time
but never for a good time
you are back briefly
Haiku # 52165, March 18, 2015 8:01 am ET
by ash
I've never had sex.
That is why I'm so angry.
No one could love me.
Haiku # 52159, March 17, 2015 6:27 pm ET
by iamback of alone in walmart bathroom using internet on cell phone with my pants around my ankles and spitting on my tiny dick
I like to butt chug
Listerine and acetone.
Jugalo white trash.
(woot woot.)
Haiku # 52158, March 17, 2015 6:19 pm ET
by iamback (the REAL one!) of Making bathtub meth.
I don't think I'm gay,
but I would sure fuck Yoda.
Bang that tight green ass.
Haiku # 52157, March 17, 2015 6:10 pm ET
by iamback (the REAL one) of Seagoville Texas Federal Correctional Institution
I have itchy balls
I think I have crabs down there
Please mommy help me
Haiku # 52156, March 17, 2015 6:07 pm ET
by Iamback and u are not
Funnily enough
My ip address tracks to
"Normal, Illinois"
Haiku # 52155, March 17, 2015 6:05 pm ET
by Iamback and you are assneck
Here's the stupid thing
This silly trolling asshat
Keeps on coming back
Haiku # 52153, March 17, 2015 6:00 pm ET
by Iamback(the real one)
the moving troll writes
and having nothing to say
surprises no-one
Haiku # 52151, March 17, 2015 8:09 am ET
by ash
No need to worry.
If you can see the tiger,
he is not hungry.

--Thai forest guide
Haiku # 52150, March 16, 2015 12:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
to punish a child
physically in Vatican
under whose robes
Haiku # 52147, March 16, 2015 10:05 am ET
by The Pope of Vatican
The frozen grass,
Keyboard warrior
and other ideas
this is Albert.
Haiku # 52146, March 16, 2015 9:57 am ET
by Albert of New Jersey
The name of the game
Headliners stray
on the bleachers
Concussions no more
Haiku # 52145, March 16, 2015 9:55 am ET
by Desport of Iasi
Cast away your fears!
Unless you dread wild tigers...
'cause those can hurt you
Haiku # 52141, March 15, 2015 9:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I have realized
All my homophobia:
I like to suck dick.
Haiku # 52139, March 15, 2015 6:55 pm ET
by iamback
I love trolling this
site. Mostly because I am
really quite dickless
Haiku # 52138, March 15, 2015 6:53 pm ET
by iamback
What must I be now?
No longer my teenage angst
a fully grown troll.
Haiku # 52137, March 15, 2015 6:50 pm ET
by iamback
I could use some strange.
Some strange strange from outer space.
Star Trek poon be good!
Haiku # 52135, March 15, 2015 4:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I don't wipe my ass.
I pour water down my back.
Quit killing the trees.
Haiku # 52134, March 15, 2015 4:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Physics 2 is hard.
Physics 1 is not too bad.
Magnetism sucks.
Haiku # 52129, March 14, 2015 11:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
au revoir discworld
goodbye sir terry pratchett
your books will live on
Haiku # 52125, March 14, 2015 6:55 am ET
by ash
I will give myself
Commit communicating
Thank you for this chance
Haiku # 52124, March 14, 2015 5:10 am ET
by Jerry of Hometown
Momentarily
lost my beer, then feeling scared
fought five or six bears
Haiku # 52123, March 14, 2015 3:31 am ET
by Androgynous Post
I wish I had more
Seattle laundromat sex
With angry gophers
Haiku # 52122, March 14, 2015 2:16 am ET
by Tongue tide
Bicycle in shed
Dodge pickup parked on the street
Yet I choose to walk
Haiku # 52121, March 14, 2015 12:37 am ET
by Androgynous
My penis fell off.
Quick, go get the super glue!
Goddamn leprosy.
Haiku # 52120, March 13, 2015 11:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Supernatural
Ain't super or natural
Words will lie to you
Haiku # 52119, March 13, 2015 12:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Pooping on Arabs.
It's a rather fun pastime.
They pay me for it.
Haiku # 52118, March 12, 2015 6:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hamburgler killed mom
Ronald McDonald killed dad
The food will kill me
Haiku # 52111, March 10, 2015 9:58 pm ET
by Hungry
There are no savings.
Call it daylight spending time.
Damn the Eskimos!
Haiku # 52106, March 9, 2015 11:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Always I try to
put it in a vagina.
So suck it up, ho!
Haiku # 52104, March 9, 2015 8:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Daylight savings time
Is nothing more than a scam
One hour less to sleep
Haiku # 52103, March 9, 2015 8:43 am ET
by Tired
Sometimes I cry too
But I'm not a vagina
So suck it up bruh
Haiku # 52102, March 8, 2015 10:10 pm ET
by BUTTHOLE of Fruita, Colorado Biatches!@!@
This is a haiku.
Or maybe it's a surf board.
I'll let you decide.
Haiku # 52101, March 8, 2015 2:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
That's just my head lice
There is shampoo that kills them
and destroys their souls
Haiku # 52100, March 6, 2015 2:12 pm ET
by David Marmet of Chicago
Your hair is winter fire
January embers
My heart burns there too
Haiku # 52098, March 5, 2015 8:30 pm ET
by stephen King of derry, Maine
It's all been a lie.
There IS money in heaven.
I bought a new harp.
Haiku # 52095, March 3, 2015 12:32 pm ET
by Gold Bouillon Soup
Booze drink sedative
Nicotine pacifier
Herbal remedy
Haiku # 52094, March 3, 2015 12:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
live long and prosper
be remembered for ever
but die just the same
Haiku # 52092, March 1, 2015 1:07 am ET
by ash
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