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An innuendo:
Italian enema or
suppository.

Suppose the story
about the enema is
not an enigma.

It goes in your end
and then you let out an "OH!"
In your end, oh oh!

Suppose the story
about suppositories
is an enema.

Japanimation
Animated enema
AEnimalistic.

I am such a tool.
I need you to feel this
internal cleansing
Haiku # 53189, January 27, 2016 8:17 am ET
by Darth Figpucker of Planet Vogsphere Poetry Auditions.
An innuendo:
Italian enema or
suppository.

Suppose the story
about the enema is
not an enigma.

It goes in your end
and then you let out an "OH!"
In your end, oh oh!

Suppose the story
about suppositories
is an enema.

Japanimation
Animated enema
Haiku # 53188, January 27, 2016 8:14 am ET
by Darth Figpucker of Planet Vogsphere
the occult gets dull
to someone who thinks it's just
a distraction to

eternal life like
He can cover my ass for being
an ass even here

on this site
Haiku # 53187, January 26, 2016 11:51 pm ET
by vhs
it was kind of like
when hootie and the
blowfish were so well

shocking in the 90s
plain, boring kindly music
no heroin chic
Haiku # 53186, January 26, 2016 11:22 pm ET
by vhs
when the tape gets caught
and one says be kind and please
rewind, are there words

to say when the tape
snaps and innuendos there
as well, what was porn?
Haiku # 53185, January 26, 2016 11:01 pm ET
by vhs
i wonder who tops the
bottom and who bottoms the
top. Who was the Dom/me?

Siskel or Ebert?
laurel or Hardy, Abbott or
Costello, and with

such perverse ideals
innuendo what does it
mean when our hero

Bud said "who's on first"
boggles the mind but to us
Scorpios sex gets

really boring...
Haiku # 53184, January 26, 2016 10:59 pm ET
by vhs
Pony girl porn tapes.
Miniature horse pussy.
Equine husbandry.

Underground circus.
vhs on VHS.
DVDs are best.

Is your penis ill?
Then take your penicillin.
Don't touch my chickens!

Dirty old pervert.
A Very Horny Senior
needs no Viagra.
Haiku # 53183, January 26, 2016 4:00 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker - The Highly Inappropriate
the whole thing about
a chat or bboard is once
away, it is gone

forgotten, not so
important anymore just
words on the comp. screen
Haiku # 53182, January 26, 2016 1:45 pm ET
by vhs
beatnik beating off?
next question who are you to
judge, remember the

"Christian" well he's back
and ive met pony girls and
i'll prob. marry one
Haiku # 53181, January 26, 2016 1:36 pm ET
by vhs
Drop nukes on China.
It would improve the pollution.
Clean up the planet.

Oh, wait, nevermind.
I forgot they make Fleshlight.
Wank, spank, shlurp, spooge, spooge.

Remove batteries
from a light saber handle
to put in Fleshlight.

Radioactive
sperm cells slithering like snakes
to conquer China.

A nation of thieves,
copyright infringementists,
commie criminals.

Destroyed by my sperm.
One for everyone Chinaman.
Next is Switzerland.
Haiku # 53180, January 25, 2016 6:03 pm ET
by DF
Rummaging or theft,
what was found in your garage
were homemade porn tapes.

The miniature
horse was a rather nice touch.
made me want to touch....

myself.
Haiku # 53179, January 25, 2016 1:39 am ET
by df
to go to a thrift
store, find a used vcr
watch those old crap flicks

what shall we find that
many have forgotten and
thrown out for new toys
Haiku # 53178, January 24, 2016 11:12 pm ET
by vhs
Bring my enima!
Shove it way deep up in there!
Flush out those haiku!
Haiku # 53177, January 24, 2016 5:05 pm ET
by DF
coffee, bathroom, here
go to bathroom shower drink
more coffee, repeat
Haiku # 53176, January 24, 2016 12:39 pm ET
by vhs
Arnold is Arnold
Hercules in new York ya
dat's a funny flick

but you know only
the best can make the weirdest
interesting :)
Haiku # 53175, January 24, 2016 12:36 pm ET
by vhs
hmm so one person
wants to ho over the top
and the other wants to

be ironic a
bit and gets fucked by the one
voice on here being

ironic iron
pumping alone coastal mast.
skiing in alberta
Haiku # 53174, January 24, 2016 12:33 pm ET
by vhs
the skeletons in
my closet want to meet with
your skeletons to

dance the last dance and
pray the last prayer for R'yleh
has finally arisen
Haiku # 53173, January 24, 2016 12:30 pm ET
by vhs
irony is old
obsolete, quietly put
in the attic, just

only found in thrift
stores and 4 am on tv shows
as tv dies out and

we die out
Haiku # 53172, January 24, 2016 12:27 pm ET
by ronin
I can't just let you
post a few things alone but
after years not being

here I just dropped in
to post a few dumb words you'll
tear to bits and I'll

forget it again
Haiku # 53171, January 24, 2016 12:25 pm ET
by vhs
irony and and
blasphemy all in one place
we can dance macabe

skeletons with paunch
never growing up still the
fanboy bitching han

he shot first
Haiku # 53170, January 24, 2016 12:23 pm ET
by vhs
For white guys only:
Do you feel inadequate?
Do you bore your spouse?

Is your dick too small?
Hang a heavy weight from it.
It will become long.

Just like the black guys,
your dick will be ten inches.
And also be black.

Black with gangrene pus.
Now you have to amputate.
We'll call you Caitlyn.
Haiku # 53169, January 24, 2016 2:08 am ET
by DF of In post-op recovering. Thanks for the flowers.
Going to Sundance
Need to buy clothes that fit in
Lumbersexual
Haiku # 53168, January 23, 2016 1:53 pm ET
by Famous Person of Gated Community
those boobs weren't pooping
it was a cleveland steamer
nestled in cleavage
Haiku # 53167, January 23, 2016 6:13 am ET
by ash
Does your weener act
Like a very scared turtle?
HIT IT WITH HAMMER!!!!!!!
Haiku # 53166, January 21, 2016 6:23 pm ET
by The guy with a hammer of Erectial-disfucntion land
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Haiku # 53165, January 21, 2016 2:19 am ET
by happy wheels of Paris
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Haiku # 53164, January 21, 2016 2:18 am ET
by cool math of New York
I also like farts.
Great minds think alike, yet great
behinds stink alike.
Haiku # 53163, January 20, 2016 6:06 pm ET
by DF
They aren't pretending.
One time I saw boobs pooping.
It messed up my head.
Haiku # 53162, January 20, 2016 6:03 pm ET
by DF
M. Night Shyamalan
Declares plot twist for the train
It goes in my ass
Haiku # 53161, January 20, 2016 2:07 am ET
by Butt Nerd of Boobs just pretend to be asses on women's chest
That's reality
Truth is something different
I think farts smell good

That is my own reality
But it is not truth to you
You see what I mean?

I hope so because
I have no idea where
This train is going
Haiku # 53160, January 19, 2016 11:36 pm ET
by Manbingo Ricola
Street kids huffing glue.
They will not live to forty.
But what fun they'll have!
Getting fucked each night.
Often by sev'ral grown men.
Just to buy some food.

Don't give them money.
They'll just buy more Rugby glue.
Give them fruit and bread.
Haiku # 53159, January 17, 2016 7:13 pm ET
by DF of How's this for truth?
There is no truth here.
Poems contain only lies.
See, I told you so!
Haiku # 53158, January 17, 2016 6:39 pm ET
by df
That wasn't my sword.
And it wasn't your pride that
got penetrated.
Haiku # 53157, January 17, 2016 6:35 pm ET
by df
Dark Souls, why do you
Slowly insert your hot sword
Into my pride?
Haiku # 53156, January 17, 2016 1:28 pm ET
by Arghusto Iron Pride of Mirrah
could you give to me
incomprehensible truth?
you can eat maggots
Haiku # 53155, January 17, 2016 5:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Finally some truth,
and a bit of humor here .
D F cracks me up
Haiku # 53154, January 17, 2016 2:11 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola
The old man in line.
Purgatory in WalMart.
He sneezed out his teeth.
Haiku # 53153, January 16, 2016 6:40 pm ET
by df
I did a good thing.
Taught kids to play frog baseball.
Saves lots of money.

Frogs don't cost a thing.
Their parents did not approve.
I guess they are rich.
Haiku # 53152, January 16, 2016 6:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
We lie to ourselves
and each other all the time
Casting the first stone?
Haiku # 53151, January 15, 2016 12:15 am ET
by Jeebus of Nazareth
Why does God tell lies?
Is that any way to be?
I am that I am.
Haiku # 53150, January 14, 2016 5:08 pm ET
by df
If you can stand pain,
enough manowar poison
can get you quite high.

I will dry some out.
Then I will try to smoke them.
High risk Transcendence.

I'll keep you informed.
In case you want a ticket
to a Higher Plane.
Haiku # 53149, January 14, 2016 6:28 am ET
by DF
A beer got revenge.
Well, really it was nine beers.
What a hangover!
Haiku # 53148, January 14, 2016 6:19 am ET
by DF of Cheap 3rd world beer.... just say no.
Cats making fish stew
Children play with the frogsbee
Bears plotting revenge
Haiku # 53147, January 14, 2016 12:52 am ET
by A Slice of Life
Dead frog in the road.
It lies there flat and rather...
aerodynamic.
Haiku # 53146, January 13, 2016 6:38 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker of Frog Fisbee = Frogsbee
There once was a poem that was stupid.
The word stupid rhymes with cupid.
At least it's not a haiku;
For that would smell of poo.
And in my pants I just poop-ed.d
Haiku # 53145, January 13, 2016 6:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Self-referenced poems
are holes into the sewers
of hell. Don't fall in.

evi1 - a novel about you
Haiku # 53144, January 12, 2016 9:08 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker
passing by the gate
wafting smell of haiku stew
like hot stale fish beer


mmmmmeow
Haiku # 53143, January 12, 2016 2:21 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
always smiling face
lustful gaze unrequited
party of one please
Haiku # 53142, January 11, 2016 11:19 pm ET
by Clint Thomson of Dallas
put on your red shoes
and dance the blues because it
is time to do so
Haiku # 53141, January 11, 2016 11:17 am ET
by bye bowie
You know it is true.
The cat in the hat tapped that
Hooker acrobat
Haiku # 53140, January 10, 2016 11:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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