My grandfather sold art
He would shoot a tree and sell a piece
To rich tourists
Claiming it was from the 1700's

the problem with "art"
is some art which is modern
is kinda cool and

kinda a con job
and some of it is meant to
shock. it all started

with dadaism and went
from there, it can be fun
but art people can

be kinda mean too

speaking of marketing
maybe sears or jcpennies
would still be around

if they had still made
the catalogue, not quite
uncle henry's swap and sell

of course but it would
and might keep the malls up
for some time now

oh um Ben Adam??
Filafat's a friend too, he
does and loves music

listen to Webern
his music is like haiku
pay close attention

Kathy Griffin does ISIS photo shoot
I'm not impressed with their marketing
Strategy

if the ship is on
the way down if some nut thinks
he can walk on the

water then he thinks
or she thinks despite the odds
they can walk right on

what does it all mean ?
the irony of our lives
is that it's all mean

alternative fact :
the elephant in the room
is called covfefe

Will we remember
what happened while we stood by
watching it melt down?

Shegondaploo zkling
Fake secret codes a'lamode
Touch my special parts

Some days I want to strip completely naked and scream in the shopping mall:
"I AM DARTH FIGPUCKER!!!" as my wife and children look on in horror as their "provider" has snapped and gone over the edge of sanity.
I would enjoy the meds, I think.
... and throwing my poo. That would be fun too.
Losing one type of freedom to gain another. Uncle Charlie Manson knows.

I should be nicer
Not an easy thing to do
But still, I will try.

i'm hoping of course
Shima Luan who used to
be on a Youtube

channel called Planet
Dolan with a snarky Aussie
named, Dolan, quit

but she is now back
hope she's ok, no hackers
she quit but had her

reasons, and I'm here
talking about Planet Dolan
and one of the voice

actors on it

oh yes...something some-
thing pearls before something some
thing, swine something and

i thought stewie as
Darth Vader was a bit of
a paradox, or

Dark Helmet was a
bit of a jest too, i don't
know what rick does now

concerning those folks
who made a career out of
impersonations

the late rich little
was one who often poked fun
at his fellow folks

who had a bit of
fame in their day, to be thus
remembered and punked

Old coder joke
There are no bugs
They're just "features"

Dead moths make me sad
Never meant to hurt them all
Accidents happen

Aaaand now I need to download
Scribe
Sample of Thermodynamic Moronic
Had me laughing at equations
For the first time in my life

what were those light bulb
things called that ran the old main
frame computer things?

the first bug ever
found in a mainframe was a
real moth, burned out on

one of those light bulbs
used to run computers
hence the term "bug"

That AP was me.
The Darthiest Figpucker
that ever pucked figs.

https://www.scribd.com/document/350140222/evi1-a-novel-about-you

Cloned mammoth burgers.
I'd like to be first in line.
Hold the mayonnaise.

AP
Make sure to try the auroch and
Mammoth
They must have tasted good
If they were hunted to extinction

I want to go back in time for a prehistoric shellfish buffet.
But there would be no cows for butter nor lemon trees.
Fuck.

real book title...clang!
"I Sold My Soul On Ebay"
took a look, laughed

amazon you darned monopoly you

wine is fine but water''s
better, wet the whistle when
it's wetter, waterboy

likes captain insano
gets picked on and goes
full on fullback...

oh Adam Sandler
what has happened to thou
thou comedian gone

come back to us with Billy Madison

"I have a laser!!!"
"Oh yeah, i have a force field!"
"Oh yeah, i have ice cream!"

"Ok Davey you win"

it's a distraction
but a woman's voice would make
things a lot more worth

the time here i think
people who don't care get stagnant
and as boring as the

old mean guy at the
bar who crosses paths with
every new timer come in

we have the guys who
share the stories of their time
wisdom is best shared

do i need to get
mean and start doing the old
spiritual warfare thing here?

you ever see the gimp
catch it in the sawsky, it
was tasty...

if that was cool, it
is on a slab, dead and in a
jar in storage

oh contrare monfreer
edgy is caring, and junk
is a sickness, the

path to the dead end
the cold sweat, the big chill, the
end, mouth of satan

chewed for eternity
betrayer of self

Ohio suing opiate drug companies
Cannabis illegal there
Let's just illegalize pain
Man made laws solve everything

A word in edge-wise
I don't care that you don't care
Must be more to you

Nostalgia disease.
Remember a few years back
when some crank junkie

tried to cook meth in
an Oklahoma Walmart?
Ah, the good old days.

There is nothing edgy about the net.
Edgy is shooting heroin at a Dead show in the 90s.
And proclaiming the God-ness of Jerry while
showing your testicles to girls around a campfire
who all laugh because you have a shattered brain
and laughing is the only thing appropriate.

He will reproduce with LSD ravaged DNA,
his offspring better off for it, really.

Edgy is not caring.

i hope to see some
different threads added to quilt
and weave the haiku

Cloning olive trees
Must be done at the right time
Standing together

I'll see you in a
bit, as for mud well i have
to clean off the shoes

Run in woods barefoot
Shopping wearing only clay
Now that is freedom

sometimes when i
think Emerson, i don't think
Emerson but Emerson

Lake and Palmer

still despite the fact
Soundgarden and Alice in
Chains and Corrosion

of Conformity and God
Lives Underwater and Sheep On
Drugs, they are dark

wallowing and depressed
but Nine Inch Nails and other
stuff like that can

actually cheer a person up in
the right circumstances!!!!

life is too short to
be lived in a crummy way
when i was younger

maybe i could be down
and depressed but now i don't
feel the need or want

or the point. I may
feel down sometimes but a less
than perfect good mood

beats an endless tantrum
which seems like a waste of
time to me right now

The Good mood is with
a bit of anger to the cynicism
expressed in the world

today, i feel good because
it is a big middle finger to all
the crummy nasty meanness

and i am tired
of the meanness. i may slip
up but as The Doctor

said in the Time War
when he had has enough, gruffly
said "NO MORE!"

for schizzle my nizzle
i learned about the other day
just add zzzs to the middle

of burgizzes with frishizzles
and a glass of burizzle bud
lidizzle :)

anthony burgess
wrote a clockwork orange
and the wanting seed

the wanting seed is
a nasty dystopia itself as
a book, as overpopulation

and disdain for reproduction
well Burgess sounded really
Scottish, pass me some

of the old moloko
and i will peet it with Hershey
syropo in it

moloko-milk
peet-drink

it is an overwhelming
tsunami of hate and
tyrany as people

reject reason for
reaction, and those who stand
still might be swept

in the human waves
what a worrying time to
be alive in reallly

but it has always
seemed that way in the past
the future surprises

our enemies have
thrown their lives away and protest
in hordes or destroy

themselves destroying
others, and bad juju is
psychically invasive

it is a demon
i believe that somewhat literally
it needs to be cast out

boomer protestor
"everything is COR PER ET maaaannn,..."
SJW spawn screams

"RACIST!!!!" teams of subcultures
prepare for some kind of war
and forget Jesus died for

all their sins, as man
forgets it's humanity and
The Beast bares it's fangs

sounds like a metal album don't it?

the paradox of haiku
and haiku like poems is that
they are short blurbs meant

for timeless concentration
not drink espresso and cram
as much activity in

one day as possible
but it is America here
and America is on Dunkin Time

i hear 1990s hits
at work, Salt and Peppa
Haddaway, The Spice Girls

some Pearl Jam maybe
that one song by Semisonic
or the New Radicals

I appreciate it