Vegan Pacino
Heaps of Parma! Good Karma!
Made with walnuts, yeast
by Anonymous Poet
Baked in your pie hole
Four and twenty blackbirds
Singing. Dead of night
by Anonymous Poet
Injecting goat cheese.
Smoked Gouda Buddha bong hits.
Snorting Parmesan.
I fucking love cheese.
Cholesterol filled downfall.
Delicious descent.
Worth the heart attacks.
Worth the hardened arteries.
Red wine cracker friends.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER of Rape the vegan nuns on the alters of C'thulu.
Cross Country Convoy
Cathetered cock constant cruise
Canned cuisine cooking
by Mack
Pies' fart greaseless then
Remembered outside my hole
Ass blows shameful kiss
by But her fly is undone
Sunday Communion
Vegan Parmesan sprinkle
Priest, Try stopping me
by Starkitten of Cataholic Church
Changes repeating
Me commanding door open
Fortune of hustle
by But her fly is unzipped
Perhaps a cocktail.
Cocaine/frog/devil's trumpet.
And a cheap strumpet.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Maybe frog toxins.
Is there anything to lose?
Other than my mind.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Craving a new high.
Devil's trumpets are calling.
But to smoke or drink?
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Slip into comfort
Dongola Nullifiers
Shoes of yesteryear
by Scuffy
Sun shines bright at dawn
Fragrant scents within this fall
Flames flicker restless
by MONARCH
Women of ages
Tranquil peace as time returns
Money spent on top
by MONARCH
Eyes dart voiceless now
Forgotten within my soul
Grass grows game of bliss
by MONARCH
Repeating changes
Open door commanding me
Hustle of fortune
by MONARCH
Armies march humbly
Wolf like sheep glances quickly
Leaves drift lonely now
by MONARCH
You won't get blisters
If you don't rake up the leaves
Ban leaf blowers, too
by Starkitten of Far away from rakes
Bird flies throughout all
Tender hug collapsing slow
Eyes dart back and forth
by MONARCH
I don't know what a
disconnect will do for me
or to me, the leaves
outside sure do look
like a wonderful change to
mixed up laptop things
by vhs
there are insane folks
in the world who will lash out
at complete strangers
I'm worried about
someone i care about right
now so Im concerned
by vhs
Be a kid again
Jumping into rain puddles
Shoes dark like mud cake
by annacuppiecake of australia
The end of the world
Is not the end of the world
There's still stuff to do
by MONARCH of Wasteland
Farts are my life now
The only problem with this
The wind is howling
by Anonymous Poet
The best way out there
Just got the best thing ever
Seatless Bicycle
by Hurts So Good
I have never seen
The wind. I am not sure why.
I just want a kite
by Greedy
The best thing now is
The wind is howling. I can't
Hear my nasty farts
by Huh.?
Nasty rat and cat
I just woke up from my nap
I am a huge cat
by Anonymous Poet
Joel from my third grade
Shat his pants but solved the prob
Turned them inside out
by Problem Solving Lithuanian
Clammy blue cheese
Aged for years in a dark cave
Bat shit everywhere
Fuck. Lost the flashlights
Too dark. Stranded and doomed
In the Earth's bowels
Plink. Plop. Trickle.drop
So we ate all the blue cheese
Cut eggers all night
by Cave Dweller of Cave
John Boy Walton's mole
An existential crisis
"I'm not a pimple!"
by Roving Reporter of Walton's Mountain
Cargo Cult drop off
Pencils, Volleyball, Pez, Gum
Lightbulbs, Pocky Sticks
by Original Prime Pantry of Incoming
Frankfurt School: weenies
Roast them slow over a fire
serve with kraut on roll
by hungry Zombies of the brainwashed cult
Email Hangman
Ol_ _ HO_S_@hotmail.com
Saved you a brownie
by Anonymous Poet
ABBA 45s
Saved up. Bought them at Woolworth's
My son sings them too
by He loves the ABBA girls of Super Trouper
Home karaoke:
Singing with my daughter, yeah!
ABBA greatest hits.
by the eternal beauty of Agnetha in 1977
Ganja brownies, right?!
If so, I'll be right over.
email your address:
darthfigpucker2@gmail.com
by df
I Just made brownies
Huge aereolas on tap
Korova Milk Bar
by Anonymous Poet
I think I'm pregnant.
Craving large leg of... something.
Ostrich? Carabao?
Raw bloody meat flesh.
A large frosty mug of beer.
And ten pairs of tits.
Young pink perky breasts,
jiggling, oscillating,
circular motion.
"Your dick is so big!"
"That was an amazing belch!"
"Have another steak."
"Buy us one more drink."
Eight hundred dollar bar tab.
Hangover of kings.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER of I guess I wasn't pregnant after all.
I just know guar gum
From gluten free baking days
It gives you the runs
by Anonymous Poet
i think it is just
i feel things like i want
to be taken as
a serious guy
on a discord chat but folks
come and go at whim
by vhs
the internet has
lost it's charm if it had any
now it just sucks
by vhs
and just to think i
watched a video with the
band GWAR mentioned yo...
by vhs
Laundry Staff on Strike
Sticky Pants! Demand More Pay!
And it Ain't Werther's
by Anonymous Poet
Wilfred Brimley's ghost
Apparition. Second Floor
Pennies from Heaven
by Patrick Swayze's crypt of Makin ' it Rain
Feel the rumble, now
Hey-ho, It's Jack Albertson
You old horn dog, you
by Uncouth Fountain of Youth
Gramps, Throw down your cane
Use your triskellion penis
Wind back in the sails
by It ain't Werthers of Sticky Pocket
A cute angina
Dentureless Adventure Ward
Raging Woody Ward
by Golden Years Rest Home of You can hear the moans 5 mikes away without your hearing aid
What the world needs now:
Rest home Viagra scandal.
Heart meds got switched up.
Heart attacks and smiles.
Dozens of raped orderlies.
Dangerous geezers.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Can almost see you
Was recruited in college
For remote viewing
by Training but only stayed in program 2 yrs of Was studying Russian Language at time
meh maybe you have
a special talent for the
spooking of ai...
by vhs
