Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 165 Days and 77045 Haiku later...

A new law states that
All U.S. Citizens must
Learn the Thriller Dance
Haiku # 63997, April 19, 2019 12:46 pm ET
by Backstreet of Back
Florida is weird
You'll never catch me down there
Without my bath salts
Haiku # 63996, April 19, 2019 12:35 pm ET
by Person freaking out of Front Lawn
I caught him double dealing the goddess.sniffing out her panties for albumen globs. The Thunder cloud elders put the whammy on it and him and his whole family choked on unpopped popcorn kernels at the cinema while their gay uncle poked his pool cue up the backside of the usher. hush now sweet meat .
Haiku # 63995, April 19, 2019 11:44 am ET
by Florida woman of Feet in the sand
When a woman cums
I doubt you're responsible
Because you're a guy
Haiku # 63993, April 19, 2019 11:26 am ET
by Exorcism of Emily Rose
Someone has no life.
I mean, just look at this shite.
Unbelievable.
Haiku # 63992, April 19, 2019 10:59 am ET
by Concerned citizen of Mayberry, NC
Sloppy vaginal area
he seen it/ they seen it/ she seen it
is there anyone who hasn't had a turn ewe nvm i don't want germs
Haiku # 63991, April 19, 2019 9:47 am ET
by CLEANJean101 of Personal Protection
orange man coming
no more ass jerk fronting
little hellions scared and running
Haiku # 63990, April 19, 2019 9:44 am ET
by I Trumped You of By Making It Great
Electrical storm
Benjamin Franklin running
Nude, clutching a kite
Haiku # 63989, April 19, 2019 8:24 am ET
by Starkitten of Dream state
Orange Man is good
Orange Man is big daddy
Orange Man owns you
Haiku # 63988, April 19, 2019 7:33 am ET
by William of Orange
Newbies on this site:
Got to use Five-Seven-Five
Or it's not legit
Haiku # 63987, April 19, 2019 7:30 am ET
by Economy of Words
a little liquor might keep her from seeing the uglies drown out the strings attached to the fur grims
Haiku # 63986, April 19, 2019 6:52 am ET
by All I Wanna Do Is of Smack The Shit Outta You
Living in the same house betraying me little snitch
gets its lips and eyes sewn up
Haiku # 63985, April 19, 2019 6:31 am ET
by Pissed Virgin of Your Maker
Watch her lift a car
And hold it over her head
Cunt muscles at work
Haiku # 63984, April 19, 2019 2:28 am ET
by Monster Cunt Show of Arena
Point me to the door
I had a few too many
You almost look good
Haiku # 63983, April 19, 2019 2:24 am ET
by Drunk of Barstool
TRIGGERED
ORANGE MAN BAD
ORANGE MAN BAD
Haiku # 63982, April 19, 2019 1:40 am ET
by NPC
the invaders of privacy became invaded thanks to the orange man
Haiku # 63981, April 19, 2019 1:35 am ET
by Ingrown toenail of Technology Backfire
That ingrown toenail
One guy chewed his own leg off
To get some relief
Haiku # 63980, April 19, 2019 1:04 am ET
by Starkitten of Chin hair pulling competition and log rolling
While on the reservation
I felt so much peace and saw a great people who managed to keep their sprits yet stripped of so much and yet they have more honor than any others for this humbled me
I saw wise elders walk with proud sales and the ethos of the mountains from many generations and said blessed is to be the sons of thunder unto the mighty heavens that be
Haiku # 63979, April 19, 2019 12:50 am ET
by Dark light hidden delight of California Star Light
So what's the deal with
LSD? Is it a drug
Or technology?
Haiku # 63978, April 19, 2019 12:40 am ET
by Jerry Seinfeld of 5 hits of acid
Crystals on a dark ocean
Lady in white slides her feet into the golden sands
the waves speak to the soul
Haiku # 63977, April 19, 2019 12:04 am ET
by Dark light hidden delight of California
Rose quartz and lilies
books under trees
Calming realizations
Haiku # 63976, April 18, 2019 11:58 pm ET
by Encyclopedia of Ohio
People are windows
Transparent fragile and yet
They can let light in
Haiku # 63975, April 18, 2019 11:27 pm ET
by MONARCH
To me light is moon
For sake of simplicity
Fluttering wildly
Haiku # 63974, April 18, 2019 11:23 pm ET
by MANMOTH of Moon
Funny we meet here
High as fuck leaned up against
This ugly cactus
Haiku # 63973, April 18, 2019 11:17 pm ET
by Jim morrison of Desert
The birds and the bees
Vinegars sting honey drip
With a side of flies
Haiku # 63972, April 18, 2019 11:15 pm ET
by Close your legs
Voice echoes off sand
Bounces among stones and air
Strikes eardrums loudly
Haiku # 63971, April 18, 2019 11:12 pm ET
by Man of Desert
Distance isn't easy
Yet the moth flew to her window
Frightened yet she still loved it
Haiku # 63970, April 18, 2019 10:57 pm ET
by Nurturing Heart of Pennsylvania
Been silent and numb
And ready to let it die
Somehow still ablaze
Haiku # 63969, April 18, 2019 10:47 pm ET
by Ghost of Haunted House
The pain of the ingrown toenail
I used his tweezers to clip relief
Haiku # 63968, April 18, 2019 10:11 pm ET
by SchweatyBalls of Streaks
Have you tried leeches?
For firm yet gentle sucking
Here's my business card
Haiku # 63967, April 18, 2019 9:47 pm ET
by Robin Leech of Lifestyles of the fruity
Mary Magdalene
They say she liked his stuffing
Nazareth home slice
Haiku # 63966, April 18, 2019 9:45 pm ET
by Televangelist of Rolling in the dough
Dizzy spell this morn.
The Monster wants to get out.
He gave me two weeks.
Haiku # 63965, April 18, 2019 9:43 pm ET
by TTGFP of Jesus help me!
Way back in the day
Juicy Joyce shaved a peace sign
In her pubic hair
Haiku # 63964, April 18, 2019 9:41 pm ET
by One hand on my something
The bread's his body.
Lord Jesus Christ is risen!
Praise be to Jesus.
Haiku # 63963, April 18, 2019 9:40 pm ET
by TTGFP Okay, that was bad, slightly blasphemous, but I'm sure JC has a sense of humor; we're made in his image, so the story goes.
The grass needs cut
the mower is broken
the weeds are growing into the good grass
Haiku # 63962, April 18, 2019 9:37 pm ET
by Farmer John of Arkansas
They cried out to their goddesses whining that he wished to replace them wa wa wah but she ignored their tears because of all the first they did throughout the years and chose someone who hasn't been passed around for bags of gold...she gave two fucks because those old toy monkeys got used and way too old
Haiku # 63961, April 18, 2019 9:21 pm ET
by Clay Molder of Birth Canal Origin
He switches women when bored with the last rubber coochie he explored
Haiku # 63960, April 18, 2019 9:16 pm ET
by Skeezers R Us of ISLANDS
Overheard on Ark
Make room for the dinosaurs!
Wow, they shit a lot!!
Haiku # 63959, April 18, 2019 6:12 pm ET
by Did they go extinct? of And/or did the stinx?
I switched the channel
Meanwhile, in the Philippines
A man measures his
Haiku # 63958, April 18, 2019 6:04 pm ET
by Vietnamese coffee of Never bitter, Just Better
Wishing you the best
On this holiday weekend
Merry Christmas, all!
Haiku # 63957, April 18, 2019 6:01 pm ET
by It of Birth, death, fact fiction, winter spring summer fall
The lamb and the lion
Park their asses on Broadway
All That Jazzereth!
Haiku # 63956, April 18, 2019 5:24 pm ET
by Gene sis of Ticket window
This new poetess
Seems about as genuine
As the cold, fake moon
Haiku # 63955, April 18, 2019 5:21 pm ET
by Big Ass of Mooning u pressed against the window
She is risen
she shall have justice
she is truth
she needed no statue
for she carried and truly created from her womb
Haiku # 63954, April 18, 2019 5:17 pm ET
by Mother To Many Gods n Goddesses of Galaxies
Man from Nazareth
Fosse...All that Jazzereth
The show must go on!
Haiku # 63953, April 18, 2019 5:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
There once was a man from Nazareth.
And nothing rhymes with Nazareth.
He is the Son of God.
He is the Son of God.
Praise be to Jesus.
Haiku # 63952, April 18, 2019 5:01 pm ET
by TTGFP
he liked my legs and secretly she does too
the issue is i refuse to chose you too
Haiku # 63951, April 18, 2019 4:56 pm ET
by Mr. Deez of Jockstrap
Love is my desire
no bullshit for hire
sorry if my words set u on fire
whatever needed to make peace higher
Haiku # 63950, April 18, 2019 4:51 pm ET
by Threshold of Spirit
Beautiful Roses
fields of love
hearts of a rainbow
collected souls
together in unison
no pain upon any my vision for plenty
Haiku # 63949, April 18, 2019 4:48 pm ET
by Colors of the Moon of 9th realm
Close your legs, honey
A bit of a fly problem
Keeps coming undone
Haiku # 63948, April 18, 2019 4:48 pm ET
by Overheard outside the Rectory of Undisclosed
bugspray insecticide
even locusts die
Haiku # 63947, April 18, 2019 4:44 pm ET
by RAID of Tampa
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