Surprise! It's sunny!
After eight weeks of cold fog,
I'll have a nice stroll.

creativity
fire creates its own thermals
you can rise or burn

Jaguar: creeping.
I envy her deep sleeping.
Poise, crouch, then leaping

Poise, crouch, then leaping.
I envy her deep sleeping.
A jaguar: creeping.

Militant protests
animate the other side
And they are well-armed

biting winter air,
teeth as sharp as a chainsaw.
ICE in city streets.

How now, brown haiku?
Haiku jumped over the moon:
Slay sacred haiku

terra nullius
celebrate the invasion
of a not yet state

Alex Honnold. Cheers!
Climbed Taipei tower freehand...
Haiku is harder.

things are heating up
winter in america
brings way too much ice

I scream, you scream. We
All scream for deportation...
Except those who don't.

Maybe they DID go
To the moon and back... and yet --
It did not help much.

Unfortunately
Nobody has to scream it
It's quite obvious

Sabbath: first album.
(I do not have to say "black")
Lest they scream "RACIST!"

Old man so funny!
He say different thing now.
He have great wisdom.

scalloped base submit
incredibly un-shellfish
for a gift that gives

Missing one again
Hard to count to seven with
six fingers per hand

Diaper man made king
The Joke still makes me laugh
The world, not so much

if we're talking shit
who's eating his latest pile ?
repeats of taco

Your haiku smells bad,
And missing a syllable.
(It must have got smeared).

Instructions unclear:
phone screen smeared with feces.
Have good gut health though

Your toilet haiku:
Did you download the hot new
Scatology app?

When kings sit on throne
Poop, then look back and see stains
Why not use the brush?

tasteless gilded twat
clad in your fascist statements
fifth avenue reich

Let us all recall
The Marxist agitator
with righteous quaver.

when your inner voice
is some external stranger
it's prime, no factors

What are the factors
That cause schizophrenia?
(Answer in haiku.)

I pity kids here.
They want them medicated...
Dumbed-down. Compliant.

Monosyllabic:
The word "prism" and the word "schism".
(Just thought I'd tell you)

through my prism
fashionable fascism
cultivates schism

Those water bottles.
Those silly water bottles.
Everyone has them...

unlimited reign.
i thought we were free, but they
will take that away.

Fascist boots stomp hearts
"That is not how friends behave",
said Toad. Frog stood close.

“Power without care,
This is wrong,” said Frog softly.
“We guard our neighbors.”

It's death from above:
Extra syllables destroyed.
(Armed haiku drone strike.)

We will run haiku,
Expand haiku industry
For our benefit.

Haiku regime change:
elite covert ops flown in--
install new haiku.

Damn the torpedos!
Full steam ahead. Write haiku!
Charge the enemy!

Yeah, katong king kong
Singapore weirdo and dad
(Darth and/or chatbot)

You may not recall...
But I am oblongpeepee
The one and only

My world lies ruined:
The old haiku man above
Now has a new line

This ancient website
Still alive 'cause no one clicks
Obscurity wins

"Meet in the middle
says the unjust man. You take
a step towards him

he takes a step back.
Meet me in the middle, says
the unjust man.”

Run Minnesota--
And you better run like hell...
The Iceman cometh.

Run Minnesota
National Guard will do it
Prediction markets

Run Venezuela?
It has already been tried:
that "Matilda" song...

Seriously! There
Is something soothing about
Traversing Hyrule

Tears Of the Kingdom
Tracking my progress in verse
Found the rubber pants

Some days, you eat bear
One day, the bear may eat you.
And now I'm hungry

the warmth bathes my skin,
sweet relief, but the winds bring
bitter cold again.