BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
23 Years
145 Days
67243 Haikus
I'm enjoying this.
What the human race deserves.
Let me cough on you.
Haiku #67243, by Darth Tootsalot of Stinking up an elevator near you.
April 7, 2020 9:31 am ET

i always wonder
why not a three line limit?
god has her reasons
Haiku #67242, by scotch of haikulogy
April 6, 2020 11:32 am ET

that's the new moxie
barkers barking up wrong trees
selling wares nowhere
Haiku #67241, by scotch of spamisnowhere
April 6, 2020 11:16 am ET

Eskadron is one of the very valued equestrian brands in the world that specializes in the production of top quality equestrian clothing and equipment. This German concern was founded by Pikeur wanting to fulfill the jockeys' needs, who were looking for professional but also fashionable equestrian accessories. So, why is Eskadron therefore special and why their selections are therefore popular among passengers?Eskadron Why do riders from all around the world love this new?
Eskadron continues to be tremendously popular with horseriding fans for a dozen or more years now. This brand's products are distinguished by their high quality attention for detail. Eskadron can be valued for their exceptional viability, elegance, and innovativeness of their endeavors, modern structure, and also availability. The brand's offer includes both professional items and ones for amateur riders. Thus, you can discover basic equestrian clothing, expert equestrian, and assorted accessories necessary for the appropriate saddling of a horse. Eskadron offers saddle fabrics, halters, rugs, bell boots for horses, vases, fly hats, bandages, however additionally hoodies, t-shirts, breeches, even show coats. These products come from the European Union, which additionally verifies their quality.Eskadron's ranges
Eskadron has lots of selections. Many are seasonal, others are always available in their own offer. The very Well-known collections of this brand are:
Vintage Sports - launched twice a year, this line is made up exclusively of horse equipment. Services and products using this collection are very straightforward, in conventional soft colors but at exactly the identical time quite tasteful.
Platinum Card - starts once a year for those who enjoy traditional solutions. You will mostly find black and gray shades along with delicate graphic themes.
Young Star - lineup for kiddies that begin their experience with horseriding. It has basic horse riding accessories in bright colors and extraordinary patterns.
Equestrian Fanatics - clothing line designed for riders who like to stick outside. Available jackets, hoodies, and backpacks successfully unite casual clothing with equestrianism.
Classic offer - Their steady offer of clothing, equipment, and accessories. You can find services and products useful for training and everyday rides but also elegant show clothing.

Eskadron is a fresh used by cyclists from all over the world. For the relaxation of safety and riding both yours and your horse's, it is worth investing in top quality articles, which would enable one to fully appreciate this exceptional sport.
Haiku #67240, by CyberXtek of Senegal
April 6, 2020 5:46 am ET

Will Dolly Parton
leave her tits to medical
science? Or PornHub?
Haiku #67239, by of
April 6, 2020 2:59 am ET

I produce dork lard
at least several times a day.
Care for a milk shake?
Haiku #67238, by of
April 6, 2020 2:56 am ET

As far as I know
Moxie is now VHS
and I am Dork Lard
Haiku #67237, by Or Maybe Not
April 5, 2020 6:46 pm ET

Where has Moxie gone
with all the time that has passed
miss the vitriol
Haiku #67236, by oedipa of empty streets of SF
April 5, 2020 6:21 pm ET

Janis was OK
if you like smell of wet dog.
(At least it's not meth.)
Haiku #67235, by Take Another Little Piece of My Art
April 5, 2020 1:31 pm ET

i have to wonder:
does janis still read the site?
did god go away
Haiku #67234, by scotch of on business, business
April 5, 2020 12:51 pm ET

we watched 9 to 5
with dolly parton last night
dated, but still fun
Haiku #67233, by scotch of did i say dated?
April 5, 2020 12:49 pm ET

Hey Dead Communist
have we met before while in
a tango dance camp?
Haiku #67232, by oedipa of Stalin for time
April 4, 2020 9:13 pm ET

I think I know who
posted the Dolly Parton
haiku to this site
Haiku #67231, by Oedipa of Not in Tennessee
April 4, 2020 9:11 pm ET

A plague on the world
GD Communist bastards
how you like Mao now?
Haiku #67230, by Dead Communist bastard Lenin of People's Hell below earth
April 4, 2020 6:08 pm ET

https i badhaiku take Whi that be php?startNum=17002 not no unsanitary 3d but at posted least haiku did can new it's while could it com i index meth i longer solace

but i take solace
that i did it while i could
at least it's not meth
Haiku #67229, by fnord
April 4, 2020 3:51 pm ET

Dolly Parton rules!
True American artist.
God bless all her fans.
Haiku #67228, by Gospel Dolly of YouTube
April 4, 2020 10:01 am ET

of my greatest hits
back in the time of 3d
this might be the best:
Haiku #67227, by scotch of no, time to waste
April 3, 2020 3:50 pm ET

"did it while i could"
would be a good epigraph
what's yours, in haiku?
Haiku #67226, by scotch
April 3, 2020 3:09 pm ET

new 3d haiku
can no longer be posted

but i take solace
that i did it while i could
at least it's not meth
Haiku #67225, by scotch of wb
April 3, 2020 1:01 pm ET

like migrating geese
gone for years, now returning
to write bad haiku
Haiku #67224, by scotch of mixed metaphors over mixed drinks
April 3, 2020 12:55 pm ET

as I recall things
isn't this from Canada
the bad haiku site
Haiku #67223, by oedipa of nowhere
April 3, 2020 2:46 am ET

23 years of
bad haiku for you (and me)
we come back to home
Haiku #67222, by oedipa of ground zero
April 3, 2020 2:45 am ET

sanitizing data
inputs is like washing hands
in corona times
Haiku #67221, by oedipa of the middle of it
April 3, 2020 2:43 am ET

select * from '
Haiku #67220, by asda of ads
April 3, 2020 2:42 am ET

when scotch is consumed
sadness is in the spring air
shot glass turned over
Haiku #67219, by oedipa of corona central
April 3, 2020 2:41 am ET

"at least it's not scotch"
said no one with taste ever
but please, do go on
Haiku #67218, by scotch of scotch
April 2, 2020 11:37 pm ET

Beer drinking wesite
Will leave you fat, potbellied
"at least it's not scotch"
Haiku #67217, by Clean Up Your Meth Right Now
April 2, 2020 9:55 pm ET

sex-dating website
will leave you sad, horny, broke
at least it's not meth
Haiku #67216, by scotch
April 2, 2020 8:04 pm ET

McDonald's Big Mac.
Might give you a heart attack.
At least it's not meth.
Haiku #67215, by By God, you're right. of I'm craving McDo now! Supersize the fries!
April 2, 2020 7:13 pm ET

Hi! Welcome to new Sex-dating website: ->>>>>>>> Find your love right now!
Register now! ->>>>>>>>

dating sex
dating sex dating free sex online dating sex dating sites sex dating for free adult dating sex dating sex online dating sex site sex dating
porn erotic teen girl adult
Haiku #67214, by JamillaSk of Germany
April 2, 2020 6:11 pm ET

opiates of the
masses mind you, not really
opiates really
Haiku #67213, by vhs
April 2, 2020 3:47 pm ET

"at least it's not meth"
a good marketing slogan
for well, everything
Haiku #67212, by scotch of except meth
April 2, 2020 2:19 pm ET

Coffee anally.
Grande latte enema.
At least it's not meth.
Haiku #67211, by Darth Divorced Soon Figpucker of Your local Starbucks
April 2, 2020 12:36 pm ET

all right, coffee in
hand, latex worn for armor
against viruses
Haiku #67210, by vhs
April 2, 2020 12:19 pm ET

just seventeen beats
some might call it restrictive
like kinky get-ups
Haiku #67209, by scotch of you're all a bunch of preverts
April 2, 2020 10:50 am ET

if i was boring
i was just practicing drills
working on a bit
Haiku #67208, by scotch of puns 'r us
April 2, 2020 10:48 am ET

bad haiku is dead!
toast, finished, dead, expired...
long live bad haiku!
Haiku #67207, by scotch
April 2, 2020 10:44 am ET

pigs will still squeal, for
the wallows fill with mud but
raise by a dog, the

pig will think they are a dog
Haiku #67206, by vhs
April 2, 2020 10:15 am ET

i wish randy rhodes
was still alive but talent
sometimes dies too soon
Haiku #67205, by Anonymous Poet
April 2, 2020 10:12 am ET

even scotch brandy will
move on once the silence reigns
supreme, belief sucks ...stuff
Haiku #67204, by vhs
April 2, 2020 10:10 am ET

this place is not up
for doing a thing about
my own mental peace
Haiku #67203, by vhs
April 2, 2020 10:09 am ET

in the end this will
be the empty space of a
dying narcissism
Haiku #67202, by vhs
April 2, 2020 10:03 am ET

people are dying
people are living, in the
end i do not know
Haiku #67201, by vhs
April 2, 2020 9:54 am ET

nice try...

judas priest is my favorite band
Haiku #67200, by vhs
April 1, 2020 10:58 pm ET

This is all God's work.
Satan only does orgies
and heavy metal.

The plagues are all God.
You read the Bible, don't you?
God laughs when you pray.
Haiku #67199, by Hail Satan of Ozzy Osbourne's house enjoying undercooked bat soup.
April 1, 2020 10:39 pm ET

I'm going to cum.
I just thought you should know that
I'm thinking of you.
Haiku #67198, by Social Distancing 101 of In my dining room spying on the neighbors through the window blinds.
April 1, 2020 10:35 pm ET

You guys got boring.
Got that boring going ON.
Uhm uhm uhm. Damn right.
Haiku #67197, by Tyrone of Boredom Detective
April 1, 2020 10:22 pm ET

once again i'll play
a song on my phucuphone:
Haiku #67196, by scotch
April 1, 2020 4:34 pm ET

art and adverts, yay
did i cuss my world as drag
decendeth on down
Haiku #67195, by vhs
April 1, 2020 4:08 pm ET

Glucophone is a reed percussion contraption on which you can pit oneself against with your hands and specialized sticks.
The uniqueness of this thingy lies in the fact that ALL AND SUNDRY MAY PLAY ON IT.
Playing on it, you will event ring vibrations that will shroud you and everyone who is handy, filling with balance and joy. It is not without percipience that this gizmo is called Happy Drum (Drum of Elation) abroad. The prominence which has directed to the playing on the glucophone switches from the set internal dialogues, algorithms, and ratings to the deliberate weaving of the musical pattern. The feeling, at the unvaried on one occasion, is filled with felicity from originative venture and actively forms strange neural connections, and the essence and consciousness are immersed in a submit of the waves moderation at the beck consonant vibrations, similar in tinge and paint to a bell ringing.

I invite you to visit my locate:

Singing Bowl 15Cm
Steel Drums Here Comes The Bride
Handpan Artists

Unique Anniversary Gift For Him
Special Gift Packaging
Unusual Different Gift Ideas

Tongue Drum Playing
How Much Space For Drum Set
Drum La Mineur
Haiku #67194, by DaynaKip
April 1, 2020 4:02 pm ET