Haiku #69647, by Generic Noticer Poem Generator of Download the app at Google Store. January 16, 2021 9:52 pm ET
I'm retarded
The relationship's not real
But still fucked it up.
Haiku #69646, by Lacklustre of Hotel Quarantine January 16, 2021 6:19 pm ET
Happy New Year!!! www.google.com
Haiku #69645, by Molley www.google.com of a point or extent in space January 16, 2021 5:10 pm ET
Oh Darth. You BORE me.
I daresay I'll repeat it:
How you BORE me Darth.
Haiku #69644, by Condescending of Five More Degrees January 16, 2021 3:38 pm ET
Hot humid weather
makes the crickets sing loudly.
Predator's coming.
Haiku #69643, by Sexual Stealing of Prince's other song. January 16, 2021 8:57 am ET
A hippie pigeon
lives in a pigeon co-op,
And po-ops on cars.
Haiku #69642, by Bad Dad Jokes 101 January 16, 2021 7:15 am ET
Are pigeons friendly?
Reserve bread crusts from your toast
Pigeon enjoy gifts
Haiku #69641, by Pigeon of Pigeon Coop January 16, 2021 4:53 am ET
You are so worthless.
Nothing but a parasite.
Born and raised that way.
Haiku #69640, by Your mom is so proud. of course all your friends as well. January 15, 2021 11:47 pm ET
Do not become gay
so you can stay regular.
"Gay" will plug you up!
Haiku #69639, by Constellation Constipation of I just took a stellar dump! January 15, 2021 10:53 pm ET
how much will it cost
to hire a prostitute
that one can poop on?
Haiku #69638, by Asking for Noticer. of She's too embarased January 15, 2021 10:45 pm ET
Give in to your hate.
Let the Dark Side consume you.
Have a hit of this.
Haiku #69637, by Fulfill your destiny. And my wallet. January 15, 2021 10:43 pm ET
Not constipated.
I guess you weren't listening.
But you never did.
Haiku #69636, by Close mouth, open ears, open mind, fart. of Let it all out. January 15, 2021 10:42 pm ET
The Honeymoon Suite
A penis dressed like Elvis
rests on crushed velvet
Haiku #69635, by Noticer of Details of TMZ January 15, 2021 10:00 pm ET
C'mon high roller
Let's run off to Vegas, Darth
(Clink) Jackpot spilling
Haiku #69634, by Feline Hitchhiker of Getting off on the on ramp January 15, 2021 9:41 pm ET
Pigeons are fine birds
Consider it your good luck
when they shit on you
Haiku #69633, by A. Pigeon of Rooftop January 15, 2021 9:35 pm ET
Let's Netflix and chill
Sorry about the frostbite
Clam shipped in dry ice
Haiku #69632, by Concerned and Nosy of Undisclosed January 15, 2021 9:32 pm ET
Mild Constipation
His Blood Type: Expensive Cheese
Atypical dink
Haiku #69631, by Baffled Physician of holding green stool sample January 15, 2021 9:22 pm ET
Hey, get off your ass!
Hey, why are you on my ass?
Hey, you're an asshole.
Haiku #69630, by G. Yurassismelli of Back door January 15, 2021 8:07 pm ET
Penis Repair Shop
This one's having a solder
That one can't be fixed
Haiku #69629, by Huge Bill of Invoice on a messy desk January 15, 2021 8:01 pm ET
Barracuda jaws
You weren't paying attention
Clampdown on your dink
Haiku #69628, by Martha Raye of Grave January 15, 2021 7:58 pm ET
Water bear orgy?!
That's soooo retardigraded!
But I think you'll go.
Haiku #69627, by Box of condoms for your birthday. January 15, 2021 7:33 pm ET
Pursuit of penis.
Three is no intellegence.
Tardigrades also fuck.
Strife, puberty, and
the pursuit of a penis.
Alien able.
Emansipation.
Set your own Goddamn self free.
You fat, lazy whore.
Haiku #69626, by The Prostiution of The United States of 'Murica. Emansepation constipation separation -- rid yourself of like shit, I did! I do declare! Forty-second Ammendment. January 15, 2021 7:23 pm ET
The drunken pattern.
She Mandel-brought the red wine.
But then he escaped.
Back to the gay bar.
Where things got a bit messy.
BifurcatingPoo.
Haiku #69625, by But I'm sure you knew. January 15, 2021 7:02 pm ET
Always in pursuit
Of the bigger better bang.
Pure astrophysics.
Haiku #69624, by Theories of Intelligent Design January 15, 2021 5:17 pm ET
Always in pursuit
Of the bigger better bang.
Pure astrophysics.
Haiku #69623, by Theories of Intelligent Design January 15, 2021 5:16 pm ET
Solar ejections:
Spasmodic spurts into space
From the corona
Haiku #69622, by Sexy Solar Flares of Outer Space January 15, 2021 10:03 am ET