Macadamia nuts.
College is a bit crazy.
Acadamia nuts.
College is a bit crazy.
Acadamia nuts.
Haiku #69671, by Deez nutz. of On your chin.
January 17, 2021 11:09 pm ET
January 17, 2021 11:09 pm ET
BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years
66 Days
and
69671 Haikus
later...
66 Days
and
69671 Haikus
later...
I am certain that
boobies are just booby traps.
Give me an Amen!
boobies are just booby traps.
Give me an Amen!
Haiku #69670, by Reaching Preacher
January 17, 2021 6:57 pm ET
January 17, 2021 6:57 pm ET
It's so Biblical.
The Palestine Intestine.
Let's set off some bombs!
The Palestine Intestine.
Let's set off some bombs!
Haiku #69669, by Booby trap fecal bombs w/ shrapnel. of soooo deadly!
January 17, 2021 6:56 pm ET
January 17, 2021 6:56 pm ET
Have you ever played
Tiddlywinks in grade school?
Sadly, I didn't.
I don't even know
what the hell that game's about.
So why is it sad?!
Tiddlywinks in grade school?
Sadly, I didn't.
I don't even know
what the hell that game's about.
So why is it sad?!
Haiku #69668, by I should go ask Lemmiwinks. of Knock knock knock... excuse me, is this the lower intestine?
January 17, 2021 6:53 pm ET
January 17, 2021 6:53 pm ET
Murder is okay.
Especially if you're a
record producer.
Spector was a member of Spectre.
James Bond framed him for murder.
That's the real news.
Especially if you're a
record producer.
Spector was a member of Spectre.
James Bond framed him for murder.
That's the real news.
Haiku #69667, by You heard it here first! of Real News! Fantastic reporting. The best reporting.
January 17, 2021 6:47 pm ET
January 17, 2021 6:47 pm ET
Good High-Poo-Poos
I made a big fart.
I made a really big fart.
And another fart.
I made a big fart.
I made a really big fart.
And another fart.
Haiku #69666, by And no one cares.
January 17, 2021 5:40 pm ET
January 17, 2021 5:40 pm ET
My father punched him
Riding an elevator
I liked Phil Spector
Riding an elevator
I liked Phil Spector
Haiku #69665, by Gatita Estrella
January 17, 2021 12:50 pm ET
January 17, 2021 12:50 pm ET
Bad Haiku News
Phil Spector has died
Betty White turns 99
Packers beat the Rams
Phil Spector has died
Betty White turns 99
Packers beat the Rams
Haiku #69664, by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
January 17, 2021 12:28 pm ET
January 17, 2021 12:28 pm ET
Bad Haiku News
Hot Pockets recalled
Police kill autistic boy
NRA Bankrupt
Hot Pockets recalled
Police kill autistic boy
NRA Bankrupt
Haiku #69663, by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
January 17, 2021 12:27 pm ET
January 17, 2021 12:27 pm ET
So he likes to nap.
I'm sure I'd fall asleep too.
Fucking politics.
I'm sure I'd fall asleep too.
Fucking politics.
Haiku #69662, by We need to discuss my balls. of Enough of this monkey chatter.
January 17, 2021 11:59 am ET
January 17, 2021 11:59 am ET
Most popular prez
Since Reagan or Obama:
Sleepy Joe. Yeah, right...
Since Reagan or Obama:
Sleepy Joe. Yeah, right...
Haiku #69661, by Barbed Wire of The Capitol
January 17, 2021 5:23 am ET
January 17, 2021 5:23 am ET
McDo is the juicy cheap whore of fast food. If you don't eat the buns, you're missing what you paid for.
Haiku #69660, by dw
January 17, 2021 4:20 am ET
January 17, 2021 4:20 am ET
Jump
Hump
Stump
Frump
Lump
Sump
Pump
Dump
Thump
Hump
Stump
Frump
Lump
Sump
Pump
Dump
Thump
Haiku #69659, by Gump of Dump
January 17, 2021 4:15 am ET
January 17, 2021 4:15 am ET
ump
bump
chump
clump
dump
grump
gump
hump
jump
lump
plump
pump
slump
stump
Trump
bump
chump
clump
dump
grump
gump
hump
jump
lump
plump
pump
slump
stump
Trump
Haiku #69658, by You gonna make sUMPin' of it?!
January 17, 2021 4:13 am ET
January 17, 2021 4:13 am ET
He likes McDonald's
But he doesn't eat the buns
He likes "fish delight"
But he doesn't eat the buns
He likes "fish delight"
Haiku #69657, by Does this count?
January 17, 2021 4:12 am ET
January 17, 2021 4:12 am ET
Okay, I got one!
All the words that rhyme with Trump.
Hump, rump, dump, lump, clump...
All the words that rhyme with Trump.
Hump, rump, dump, lump, clump...
Haiku #69656, by etc. of When Trump took a dump, I humped his rump, "thump, thump thump" and shot a lump on the stump.
January 17, 2021 4:08 am ET
January 17, 2021 4:08 am ET
I am curious.
Name one good thing about Trump.
Is it possible?
Name one good thing about Trump.
Is it possible?
Haiku #69655, by My parents think so. of I have my doubts.
January 17, 2021 2:42 am ET
January 17, 2021 2:42 am ET
I don't send my nudes.
I'll dance for you in person.
Check out me arsehole.
I'll dance for you in person.
Check out me arsehole.
Haiku #69654, by Donning naughty pirate garb. of The treasure's down under.
January 17, 2021 2:41 am ET
January 17, 2021 2:41 am ET
You don't need no Trump
Darth Figpucker's way more sexy
He'll email you nudes
Darth Figpucker's way more sexy
He'll email you nudes
Haiku #69653, by Darth 2020 Stop the Squeal of In(box) always full
January 17, 2021 1:48 am ET
January 17, 2021 1:48 am ET
But he's so sexy.
I'm in love with Donald Trump.
He can move on me.
I'm in love with Donald Trump.
He can move on me.
Haiku #69652, by Redneck church woman with good reasons to vote. of Nashville
January 17, 2021 12:32 am ET
January 17, 2021 12:32 am ET
The My Pillow Guy
Bedtime Stories for Old Men
who act like babies
Bedtime Stories for Old Men
who act like babies
Haiku #69651, by Meteorologist of Forecasting Tears of Trumpers
January 17, 2021 12:16 am ET
January 17, 2021 12:16 am ET
Popcorn?! For breakfast?!
Who the hell you think you are?!
Go watch your Hentai!
Who the hell you think you are?!
Go watch your Hentai!
Haiku #69650, by Me to my 4 yo son. of Urotsukidoji universe.
January 16, 2021 10:08 pm ET
January 16, 2021 10:08 pm ET
Long long pig shlong song.
Extra spicy Jimmy Dean.
You know what I mean.
Grind, stuffed from behind.
Spices and preservatives.
Hold the MSG.
Too greasy for me.
I'll have raisin oatmeal.
Thank you very much.
Extra spicy Jimmy Dean.
You know what I mean.
Grind, stuffed from behind.
Spices and preservatives.
Hold the MSG.
Too greasy for me.
I'll have raisin oatmeal.
Thank you very much.
Haiku #69649, by And a coffee. of course! That goes w/o saying.
January 16, 2021 10:01 pm ET
January 16, 2021 10:01 pm ET
It's all a con game.
Whores can't have relationships.
Or happy children.
Whores can't have relationships.
Or happy children.
Haiku #69648, by Here's some money, now leave.
January 16, 2021 9:54 pm ET
January 16, 2021 9:54 pm ET
Poop poop poop dink dink.
Darth Darth Darth Darth long pig Darth.
Dinky poopy dink.
Darth Darth Darth Darth long pig Darth.
Dinky poopy dink.
Haiku #69647, by Generic Noticer Poem Generator of Download the app at Google Store.
January 16, 2021 9:52 pm ET
January 16, 2021 9:52 pm ET
I'm retarded
The relationship's not real
But still fucked it up.
The relationship's not real
But still fucked it up.
Haiku #69646, by Lacklustre of Hotel Quarantine
January 16, 2021 6:19 pm ET
January 16, 2021 6:19 pm ET
Happy New Year!!! www.google.com
Haiku #69645, by Molley www.google.com of a point or extent in space
January 16, 2021 5:10 pm ET
January 16, 2021 5:10 pm ET
Oh Darth. You BORE me.
I daresay I'll repeat it:
How you BORE me Darth.
I daresay I'll repeat it:
How you BORE me Darth.
Haiku #69644, by Condescending of Five More Degrees
January 16, 2021 3:38 pm ET
January 16, 2021 3:38 pm ET
Hot humid weather
makes the crickets sing loudly.
Predator's coming.
makes the crickets sing loudly.
Predator's coming.
Haiku #69643, by Sexual Stealing of Prince's other song.
January 16, 2021 8:57 am ET
January 16, 2021 8:57 am ET
A hippie pigeon
lives in a pigeon co-op,
And po-ops on cars.
lives in a pigeon co-op,
And po-ops on cars.
Haiku #69642, by Bad Dad Jokes 101
January 16, 2021 7:15 am ET
January 16, 2021 7:15 am ET
Are pigeons friendly?
Reserve bread crusts from your toast
Pigeon enjoy gifts
Reserve bread crusts from your toast
Pigeon enjoy gifts
Haiku #69641, by Pigeon of Pigeon Coop
January 16, 2021 4:53 am ET
January 16, 2021 4:53 am ET
You are so worthless.
Nothing but a parasite.
Born and raised that way.
Nothing but a parasite.
Born and raised that way.
Haiku #69640, by Your mom is so proud. of course all your friends as well.
January 15, 2021 11:47 pm ET
January 15, 2021 11:47 pm ET
Do not become gay
so you can stay regular.
"Gay" will plug you up!
so you can stay regular.
"Gay" will plug you up!
Haiku #69639, by Constellation Constipation of I just took a stellar dump!
January 15, 2021 10:53 pm ET
January 15, 2021 10:53 pm ET
how much will it cost
to hire a prostitute
that one can poop on?
to hire a prostitute
that one can poop on?
Haiku #69638, by Asking for Noticer. of She's too embarased
January 15, 2021 10:45 pm ET
January 15, 2021 10:45 pm ET
Give in to your hate.
Let the Dark Side consume you.
Have a hit of this.
Let the Dark Side consume you.
Have a hit of this.
Haiku #69637, by Fulfill your destiny. And my wallet.
January 15, 2021 10:43 pm ET
January 15, 2021 10:43 pm ET
Not constipated.
I guess you weren't listening.
But you never did.
I guess you weren't listening.
But you never did.
Haiku #69636, by Close mouth, open ears, open mind, fart. of Let it all out.
January 15, 2021 10:42 pm ET
January 15, 2021 10:42 pm ET
The Honeymoon Suite
A penis dressed like Elvis
rests on crushed velvet
A penis dressed like Elvis
rests on crushed velvet
Haiku #69635, by Noticer of Details of TMZ
January 15, 2021 10:00 pm ET
January 15, 2021 10:00 pm ET
C'mon high roller
Let's run off to Vegas, Darth
(Clink) Jackpot spilling
Let's run off to Vegas, Darth
(Clink) Jackpot spilling
Haiku #69634, by Feline Hitchhiker of Getting off on the on ramp
January 15, 2021 9:41 pm ET
January 15, 2021 9:41 pm ET
Pigeons are fine birds
Consider it your good luck
when they shit on you
Consider it your good luck
when they shit on you
Haiku #69633, by A. Pigeon of Rooftop
January 15, 2021 9:35 pm ET
January 15, 2021 9:35 pm ET
Let's Netflix and chill
Sorry about the frostbite
Clam shipped in dry ice
Sorry about the frostbite
Clam shipped in dry ice
Haiku #69632, by Concerned and Nosy of Undisclosed
January 15, 2021 9:32 pm ET
January 15, 2021 9:32 pm ET
Mild Constipation
His Blood Type: Expensive Cheese
Atypical dink
His Blood Type: Expensive Cheese
Atypical dink
Haiku #69631, by Baffled Physician of holding green stool sample
January 15, 2021 9:22 pm ET
January 15, 2021 9:22 pm ET
Hey, get off your ass!
Hey, why are you on my ass?
Hey, you're an asshole.
Hey, why are you on my ass?
Hey, you're an asshole.
Haiku #69630, by G. Yurassismelli of Back door
January 15, 2021 8:07 pm ET
January 15, 2021 8:07 pm ET
Penis Repair Shop
This one's having a solder
That one can't be fixed
This one's having a solder
That one can't be fixed
Haiku #69629, by Huge Bill of Invoice on a messy desk
January 15, 2021 8:01 pm ET
January 15, 2021 8:01 pm ET
Barracuda jaws
You weren't paying attention
Clampdown on your dink
You weren't paying attention
Clampdown on your dink
Haiku #69628, by Martha Raye of Grave
January 15, 2021 7:58 pm ET
January 15, 2021 7:58 pm ET
Water bear orgy?!
That's soooo retardigraded!
But I think you'll go.
That's soooo retardigraded!
But I think you'll go.
Haiku #69627, by Box of condoms for your birthday.
January 15, 2021 7:33 pm ET
January 15, 2021 7:33 pm ET
Pursuit of penis.
Three is no intellegence.
Tardigrades also fuck.
Strife, puberty, and
the pursuit of a penis.
Alien able.
Emansipation.
Set your own Goddamn self free.
You fat, lazy whore.
Three is no intellegence.
Tardigrades also fuck.
Strife, puberty, and
the pursuit of a penis.
Alien able.
Emansipation.
Set your own Goddamn self free.
You fat, lazy whore.
Haiku #69626, by The Prostiution of The United States of 'Murica. Emansepation constipation separation -- rid yourself of like shit, I did! I do declare! Forty-second Ammendment.
January 15, 2021 7:23 pm ET
January 15, 2021 7:23 pm ET
The drunken pattern.
She Mandel-brought the red wine.
But then he escaped.
Back to the gay bar.
Where things got a bit messy.
BifurcatingPoo.
She Mandel-brought the red wine.
But then he escaped.
Back to the gay bar.
Where things got a bit messy.
BifurcatingPoo.
Haiku #69625, by But I'm sure you knew.
January 15, 2021 7:02 pm ET
January 15, 2021 7:02 pm ET
Always in pursuit
Of the bigger better bang.
Pure astrophysics.
Of the bigger better bang.
Pure astrophysics.
Haiku #69624, by Theories of Intelligent Design
January 15, 2021 5:17 pm ET
January 15, 2021 5:17 pm ET
Always in pursuit
Of the bigger better bang.
Pure astrophysics.
Of the bigger better bang.
Pure astrophysics.
Haiku #69623, by Theories of Intelligent Design
January 15, 2021 5:16 pm ET
January 15, 2021 5:16 pm ET
Solar ejections:
Spasmodic spurts into space
From the corona
Spasmodic spurts into space
From the corona
Haiku #69622, by Sexy Solar Flares of Outer Space
January 15, 2021 10:03 am ET
January 15, 2021 10:03 am ET