Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
25 Years, 75 Days and 74670 Haiku later...

Sometimes I am cat.
Or am I human? Maybe.
Regardless, nya nya.
Haiku # 74670, January 24, 2022 6:10 pm ET
by cat of valley of the cats
Something was lost when
I couldn't think of what was
Lost...that makes me lost.
Haiku # 74669, January 24, 2022 3:35 pm ET
by Vhs
Cannot the make yes
Both for poetic greatest
not and bot-designed
Haiku # 74668, January 24, 2022 1:48 pm ET
by Silicon Processor Circuit of The Floating World
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Haiku # 74667, January 24, 2022 3:14 am ET
by JaimeGen of Sierra Leone
George did not age well...
He's not boyish anymore.
And he lost his club.
Haiku # 74666, January 23, 2022 12:53 pm ET
by Do U Really Want 2 Haiku Me?
Eighties Culture Club
Pleasure my rub a dub dub
Boy George in my tub
Haiku # 74665, January 23, 2022 1:30 am ET
by Musty Sauna of Under your iguana
The Karate Kid...
I try to watch it, but cringe
For eighties culture.
Haiku # 74664, January 22, 2022 10:13 pm ET
by Mr. Miyagi-san of Okinawa, CA
TinselTownTommy
Film Photography Only
Pretentious photos
Haiku # 74663, January 22, 2022 5:36 pm ET
by Cyanosis of SlTx
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Haiku # 74662, January 22, 2022 3:11 pm ET
by JaimeGen of Sierra Leone
Cyan misses you
“How can a color miss me?”
She’s only Hu-Man
Haiku # 74661, January 22, 2022 1:33 pm ET
by Looking 4 Sleitchen of It’s SLTXxxxxX
You are forbidden
You’re posting awful poems
This is the bad place!
Haiku # 74660, January 22, 2022 11:11 am ET
by Cyanie of SLTXXX baby
god damnnnnn!...
Haiku # 74659, January 22, 2022 10:44 am ET
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Haiku # 74658, January 22, 2022 5:06 am ET
by ManzokaTor of Россия г. Рязань
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Haiku # 74657, January 22, 2022 3:54 am ET
by JaimeGen of Sierra Leone
Jaime my good man;
How is Sierra Leone?
Chillin' in Freetown?
Haiku # 74656, January 21, 2022 3:05 pm ET
by Talking to a Bot Again of Gris-gris Gumbo Ya Ya
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Haiku # 74655, January 21, 2022 1:00 pm ET
by JaimeGen of Sierra Leone
The Tootsie Pop Owl
has hidden fecal matter
in every candy
Haiku # 74653, January 21, 2022 4:22 am ET
by Afraid of Birds
Always those same dreams,
Encountering high school flames,
Everything mixed-up.
Haiku # 74652, January 21, 2022 4:14 am ET
by And They Never Age, of Course
All around I see
Weird simpering sybarites:
Cursed generation.
Haiku # 74651, January 21, 2022 4:10 am ET
by Herostratus of Ephesus
I made a bad one
A bad haiku can be sad
It’s not always dumb
Haiku # 74650, January 20, 2022 10:27 pm ET
by Cyan of SLTX
Bad haiku censors
This isn’t fair I am me
Let me talk to him
Haiku # 74649, January 20, 2022 3:31 pm ET
by Cyan of SLTX
You got egg on your face.
You let them put stuff in you.
And you made them rich!
Haiku # 74648, January 20, 2022 8:38 am ET
by I So Sorry For You of C.D.C. ( Center for Dumbass Command)
Ah shore is ig'nant...
If you hadent of tole me
I woodent of knowed!
Haiku # 74646, January 19, 2022 9:58 pm ET
by Desperately in Need of Enlightenment from Pompous People
Do not get boosted
Internet dumb ass said so
So it must be true
Haiku # 74645, January 19, 2022 3:59 pm ET
by Ignorance is the real enemy
Lindsey Graham makes love
With turkey-neck McConnell
On the Senate Floor.
Haiku # 74644, January 18, 2022 9:38 pm ET
by A Beautiful Scene of Harmonious Governance
Hey thar Uncle Clem,
I done wrote me a haiku.
Kin you let me out?
Haiku # 74643, January 18, 2022 9:02 pm ET
by Been Locked in Chicken Coop fer a Couple of Weeks Now
Time to get BOOSTED !
Wear underwear on your head!
Because they said so !
Haiku # 74642, January 18, 2022 8:11 pm ET
by W.H.O. is the Enemy of So is C.D.C.
Haiku revived him.
Renewed his mind with pure bliss.
Now he dwells on high.
Haiku # 74641, January 18, 2022 7:08 pm ET
by With Basho's Creditors
Finals week killed him
Fucked his mind past no return
But 5 Cream Friday :)
Haiku # 74638, January 17, 2022 10:15 pm ET
by cursedmints
Pre-calc, APUSH, band
AP stats and AP psych
Fuck you chemistry
Haiku # 74637, January 17, 2022 10:13 pm ET
by cursedmints
Miss Gaines ! Was that you
At that Dead show... the Omni...
Dancing with police?
Haiku # 74636, January 17, 2022 2:53 pm ET
by Tie-died of Hog-tied
Cloaked in ignorance
Seeking happiness and peace
Lost while adulting
Haiku # 74634, January 17, 2022 7:43 am ET
by Chasity Gaines of Moultrie, GA USA
Hi Darth and Moxie.
It sure is fun around here,
For the four of us.
Haiku # 74631, January 16, 2022 6:03 pm ET
by Haiku Influencers Have Billions of Followers Don't Cha Know . . .
First line missing "it".
My smart-bomb missed its target.
Must be a dumb-bomb...
Haiku # 74630, January 16, 2022 5:49 pm ET
by Syllabillagically Challenged of Old Chinese Guy Upper Right
Say in haiku.
Say it and rock their sick world.
Drop haiku smart-bombs!
Haiku # 74629, January 16, 2022 5:46 pm ET
by Massive Impact of This MEGA-website
What ya gonna do
when the 2022
comes down on you? huh?
Haiku # 74627, January 16, 2022 1:51 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb of fingers crossed
I get these weird lines
When I hit the space button...
They're messing with me.
Haiku # 74622, January 15, 2022 6:34 pm ET
by Death to One World Technocracy of Antichrist
All riots are bad
Except for Quiet Riot
They fucking rocked out
Haiku # 74621, January 15, 2022 1:41 pm ET
by Phil Lesh
Capitol riot: Bad.
But Black Lives Matter riots
Were noble and good.
Haiku # 74620, January 15, 2022 12:13 pm ET
by Is your attempt to post here getting as weird as mine?
Feeling so Oriental
Can't get used to these bound feet
(picks nose with chopsticks)
Haiku # 74617, January 15, 2022 12:55 am ET
by Boba Boogers of Bubble Tea Emporium
Submissive haiku
Latex pony wearing five
Seven five outfit.
Haiku # 74616, January 14, 2022 9:31 pm ET
by Mox
Treat yourself the way
you would treat your closest friend.
Darth's my only friend.
Haiku # 74615, January 14, 2022 8:39 pm ET
by Figteenth cup of coffee
Walking through haiku
Feeling so Oriental;
your poems are BAD.
Haiku # 74614, January 14, 2022 5:53 pm ET
by Li Po, 3rd Dynasty of Stoopid
Walking through thick fog
Feeling disoriented
Your farts are toxic
Haiku # 74612, January 14, 2022 5:58 am ET
by Methane kiss of Hershey, PA
We shall prevail, friends
We shall triumph over them:
boring technocrats.
Haiku # 74610, January 13, 2022 5:57 pm ET
by Gill Bates of Windows 666
How about butt cheeks?
Someone sitting on your face
makes an impression
Haiku # 74609, January 13, 2022 8:17 am ET
by Shitface Grin of Old Willow Tattoo Parlour
Like facial tattoos?
I'm thinking of getting one.
Don't know what to get
Haiku # 74608, January 12, 2022 6:16 pm ET
by Bad decisions await
I caught the bug and
Here I am parked alive bad
Tires, no bukowski
Haiku # 74607, January 12, 2022 3:40 pm ET
by Vhs
Yah-at-eeh there, chief.
How is life out on the Rez?
Beer in your hogan?
Haiku # 74604, January 11, 2022 9:30 am ET
by Fake-ass Indian of the Internet
Thomas Pak, Zambian,
Overdosed on Paxlovid
and nobody cared.
Haiku # 74601, January 10, 2022 9:40 am ET
by Commissions Bot of Fig Bharma
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