Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 215 Days and 77748 Haiku later...

Jesus be my shield
When I'm wrong yet cannot yield
Your lies are my rock
Haiku # 77745, June 15, 2025 2:48 pm ET
by Allister Crowley
Jesus fantasies
Won't bother me one bit
Sorry you live lies
Haiku # 77744, June 15, 2025 2:37 pm ET
by Magic sky man
Convenient excuse:
"Christians are all hypocrites"...
(You are still condemned.)
Haiku # 77743, June 15, 2025 1:32 pm ET
by Repent and Believe Glorious Message of Gospel or Burn in Hell
It's okay to lie
As long as there is a cross
Hanging from your neck
Haiku # 77742, June 15, 2025 9:51 am ET
by Caroline with a K
I'm for right wing coup!
Go ahead, round them all up.
Prosecute traitors.
Haiku # 77741, June 14, 2025 11:14 pm ET
by Happy Smiley Face of Haiku
Chant louder you fools.
Fight police... get arrested.
¡Viva la LUCHA!
Haiku # 77740, June 14, 2025 2:17 pm ET
by Chillin' in the Hamptons
Big conflagration:
Some Deep-state agitation
Will scare the nation.
Haiku # 77739, June 13, 2025 4:34 pm ET
by Saturday in the U.S. of A.
Demons leave my ass
And they fly back to Satan,
Prince of air power.
Haiku # 77738, June 13, 2025 9:50 am ET
by p-p-fr-tt-tpp-p of Methane Surveillance
My words are just turds
Plopping in haiku toilet
Go get the plunger
Haiku # 77737, June 12, 2025 7:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
los angelenos
threatened by human taco
with very small beans
Haiku # 77736, June 12, 2025 9:42 am ET
by ash
Put that flag away
Or fly it in Mexico
Not Los Angeles
Haiku # 77735, June 8, 2025 10:24 pm ET
by Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciúncula of Gringolandia
Crush the enemy.
Haiku-to-haiku combat:
Obliterate them!
Haiku # 77734, June 8, 2025 6:40 pm ET
by Field Marshall Sugiyama of Syllabic Strategy
Present is so tense.
The past is so imperfect.
Use conditional.
Haiku # 77732, June 7, 2025 4:05 pm ET
by Grammar/Grandpa of Conjugation
life is a present
without infinite future
so live while you do
Haiku # 77731, June 7, 2025 4:21 am ET
by ash of dust to dust
Nah.. life is a gift
Its just a certainty
How we use that gift
Haiku # 77730, June 5, 2025 9:32 am ET
by Mox
let's get serious
existence is for joking
and then being dead
Haiku # 77729, June 5, 2025 3:01 am ET
by ash of rinse and repeat
This life is too short
To in the name of Christ go
Down the path of death
Haiku # 77728, June 4, 2025 10:28 pm ET
by Mox
There's an idea that
I used to care...but I know
Trends die off...a grave
Haiku # 77727, June 4, 2025 9:50 pm ET
by Mox
I await to see
If the response is evil or
Decent to test here
Haiku # 77726, June 4, 2025 9:30 pm ET
by Mox
But it's up to me
How I respond to anons
Who play these old games
Haiku # 77725, June 4, 2025 9:20 pm ET
by Mox
I honestly think
If I were dead you'd make a
Joke of that as well
Haiku # 77724, June 4, 2025 9:19 pm ET
by Mox
Nonsense...this place has.
Its sense of shitposting and
People here mock life
Haiku # 77723, June 4, 2025 9:17 pm ET
by Mox
Nonsense...this place has.
Its sense of shitposting and
People here mock life
Haiku # 77722, June 4, 2025 9:17 pm ET
by Mox
You're out of focus.
You might be out of money.
And you're out of time.
Haiku # 77721, June 4, 2025 8:13 pm ET
by Out of Everything of Course
It's weird to focus
On how I used to be for
Me.. looking back...wow
Haiku # 77720, June 3, 2025 10:42 pm ET
by Mox
overthinking things
just wears out your brain sooner
and it's tired enough
Haiku # 77719, June 3, 2025 6:28 pm ET
by ash of slow deep thoughts
I'm analyzing
The why behind all of this
To make sense of trolls
Haiku # 77718, June 3, 2025 3:43 pm ET
by Mox
It's about a sort
Of control of narrative
Politics really
Haiku # 77717, June 3, 2025 3:39 pm ET
by Mox
The thing is there's no
Real consequence to this or
That like illegals
Haiku # 77716, June 3, 2025 2:38 pm ET
by Mox
I have to ask who
Is on the other end who
Plays the game like old
Haiku # 77715, June 3, 2025 2:35 pm ET
by Mox of The internet is dead
The sun is still out
I'm breathing. I'm right here
Still posting these posts
Haiku # 77714, June 3, 2025 2:30 pm ET
by Mox
The trick is not to
Respond at all. Just let them
Too tired for this
Haiku # 77713, June 3, 2025 2:20 pm ET
by Mox
But to hide behind
A screen or phone..what about
In the flesh...right there
Haiku # 77712, June 3, 2025 2:17 pm ET
by Mox of Just curious to know
But to hide behind
A screen or phone..what about
In the flesh...right there
Haiku # 77711, June 3, 2025 2:17 pm ET
by Mox of Just curious to know
I think you are dumb
Incel got his feewings hurt
Toughen up snowflake
Haiku # 77710, June 3, 2025 12:34 pm ET
by Aint no gates, but I'm a keeper
I think it's dumb to
Admit but I got upset
In a real way here
Haiku # 77709, June 3, 2025 8:38 am ET
by Mox of ...long ago
Oops...5...7..6
Must be the new math cause the
Old math is racist
Haiku # 77708, June 3, 2025 8:05 am ET
by Mox
Mox is indeed the
Dreadful vhs. Are we
Gatekeeping again?
Haiku # 77707, June 3, 2025 8:03 am ET
by Mox/vhs
lurch into my lunch
long, lean and lugubrious
leave the cows alone
Haiku # 77706, June 3, 2025 7:54 am ET
by ash of addams family meal
daisy oh daisy
you drive my taste buds crazy
so soft and braisey
Haiku # 77705, June 2, 2025 8:35 am ET
by ash of thought for food
If you knew it's name...
Would you want to eat that cow?
Keith is delicious!
Haiku # 77704, June 1, 2025 11:12 pm ET
by Name your cows after Rolling Stones
Sometimes I get stuck
Dwelling in idealized past
And I do love it...
Haiku # 77703, June 1, 2025 7:05 pm ET
by Illusion of Temporal Reality
Searched up old girlfriend.
She aged well, unlike others...
May God bless her soul.
Haiku # 77702, June 1, 2025 5:30 pm ET
by High School Highs of Nostalgic Lows
Mox does not count well
Similar to VHS
raising suspicion
Haiku # 77701, June 1, 2025 10:39 am ET
by Haiku Detective
Costanza still haunts
The waiting rooms of his time
Serenity now!! NOW!!!!!!!
Haiku # 77700, May 31, 2025 9:31 pm ET
by Mox of Whats the deal with nostalgia
Damn it my greatest
Weakness...bagels...lox...cream cheese
A side of verklempt
Haiku # 77699, May 31, 2025 9:29 pm ET
by Moxie of And Cafe au lait...I'm protestant...not jewish
How I love haiku:
Syllabification true--
and sometimes it rhymes...
Haiku # 77698, May 31, 2025 3:48 pm ET
by Rhymin' Simon of Garfunkel
Moxie, oh Moxie:
Your girlfriend is so foxy.
Bagels and loxie.
Haiku # 77697, May 31, 2025 3:40 pm ET
by Old Rabbi of The Shtetl
Hail, hail, fire and snow...
'Round the angel we will go.
(old Star Trek refrain)
Haiku # 77696, May 31, 2025 3:35 pm ET
by Bones of Spock Kirk Uhura
Rain sleet snow hail hail
The gang is all here and
Rain in mud rules
Haiku # 77695, May 31, 2025 10:39 am ET
by Moxie
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