Oops...5...7..6
Must be the new math cause the
Old math is racist
by Mox
Mox is indeed the
Dreadful vhs. Are we
Gatekeeping again?
by Mox/vhs
lurch into my lunch
long, lean and lugubrious
leave the cows alone
by ash of addams family meal
daisy oh daisy
you drive my taste buds crazy
so soft and braisey
by ash of thought for food
If you knew it's name...
Would you want to eat that cow?
Keith is delicious!
by Name your cows after Rolling Stones
Sometimes I get stuck
Dwelling in idealized past
And I do love it...
by Illusion of Temporal Reality
Searched up old girlfriend.
She aged well, unlike others...
May God bless her soul.
by High School Highs of Nostalgic Lows
Mox does not count well
Similar to VHS
raising suspicion
by Haiku Detective
Costanza still haunts
The waiting rooms of his time
Serenity now!! NOW!!!!!!!
by Mox of Whats the deal with nostalgia
Damn it my greatest
Weakness...bagels...lox...cream cheese
A side of verklempt
by Moxie of And Cafe au lait...I'm protestant...not jewish
How I love haiku:
Syllabification true--
and sometimes it rhymes...
by Rhymin' Simon of Garfunkel
Moxie, oh Moxie:
Your girlfriend is so foxy.
Bagels and loxie.
by Old Rabbi of The Shtetl
Hail, hail, fire and snow...
'Round the angel we will go.
(old Star Trek refrain)
by Bones of Spock Kirk Uhura
Rain sleet snow hail hail
The gang is all here and
Rain in mud rules
by Moxie
What happens when the
Haiku is pretty good is
It so bad it's good?
by Mox
Haiku goes: Ping! Ping!
You go: Ching-chong ching chong ching!
They go: Bang! Bang! Bang!
by Great Sage of Oriental Enlightenment
Hey bald man fuck off
Don't contaminate my space
With your toxic ways
by Mark Farner of Grand Funk Railroad
Dear ol' uncle Clem:
They done slaughtered the last hog--
And then it's corn pone.
by Romantic Tragedy of Great Smoky Mountains
The Noochinator:
When he appears, syllables
Fall right into place.
by Scarriet Special Ops of Elite Haiku Unit 309
Learned haiku in school.
It's like instant poetry:
Add water and stir.
by Bob Tonucci of Brockton, Mass.
Let us unite NOW.
We will overthrow the world
With stunning haiku.
by Sylvia Syllable of You Know You Love It
I am so upset.
How can you write such pure filth?
Now I have to cry.
by Weeping Willie of Bad Haiku
dogs eating cat turds
there's poetry in motions
if you push one out
by ash
Dogs can not eat words
Some of them will eat cat turds
Tom Bosley's penis
by Marion Ross
these rotten verses
even a dog will not eat
is almost haiku
by ash
TED talks are garbage.
There's something off about them:
Formulaic, fake.
by Theodore Teddy of Another Dull Video
I edit stories
but am hopeless with poems
—I allow too many syllables
by K. J. Watson of Scotland
It's psycho-drivel:
Toxic positivity...
And it helps no one.
by Dr. Albert Bandura of The Endless TED Talk in Hell
wise woman once said
"all these bitches is my sons"—
onika maraj
by Anonymous Poet
Aussies lead the way
We enter into the fray
Shouting "Haikooray!!"
by Epic Battle of Haiku VS. the World
palestine wonders
did you like your holocaust
or is theirs better?
by ash of dead see (what i did there)
sussan is the bosss
sshe leadss the liberalss now
they're sstill a big messs
by ash of numerology ruless
My job is boring
Hours spent, nothing to do
Nothing but haiku
by Anna of Sydney
hi mother dearest
have a happy mothers day
you are fabulous
by Anonymous Poet
compelling habit
i've had since last century
and i've got it bad
by ash of loving it long time
A haiku a day
Some good, some bad, some ugly
Twenty six years worth
by Anna of Sydney
Here, one writes haiku:
Haiku so bad that it's good.
And that's a bad thing.
by Bashomatic Ecstatic
twenty-eight years plus
this site is fresh as ever
and totally bad
by ash of janis fan club
Spirit of Haiku:
Come, possess my mind and soul;
Help me to write trash.
by Asiatic Fanatic of Problematic Syllabic Schematic
I'm stuck here till eight.
I can hear the seltzer fizz
In the oval room.
by Passage of Time
You wrote bad haiku...
And how did that make you feel?
I see. Here's the bill.
by Useless Person Next to the Chaise Taking Notes of Talk to the Desk to Schedule Another Appointment
recline on the chaise
tell me about your problems
and see if i care
by ash of impassive aggressive feedback
american pope
what did the vatican smoke?
it looked like a lot
by ash
wise old willow tree
reflected in the water--
Darth got arrested.
by For Eating Too Much Roquefort
This is Bad Haiku:
A mediocre circus
of poetic fun.
by Sydney of Anna
Haiku time machine
Jump in and find memories
Decades old drivel
by Anna of Sydney
Hey Blast From the Past
Wonder what happened to me?
I quit smoking darts
by Anna of Sydney
Who oh who is back
More yelling on Volley Talk
Back to normal now
by VY for VT
My rifle's uncocked.
It really needs to be cocked....
Grandma has a cock!
by Hen House of Barnyard
Bad choice McFarland
You should look for a new job
Or the next mikko
by Time is not on your side of Bawl arena
