Dear ol' uncle Clem:
They done slaughtered the last hog--
And then it's corn pone.
by Romantic Tragedy of Great Smoky Mountains
The Noochinator:
When he appears, syllables
Fall right into place.
by Scarriet Special Ops of Elite Haiku Unit 309
Learned haiku in school.
It's like instant poetry:
Add water and stir.
by Bob Tonucci of Brockton, Mass.
Let us unite NOW.
We will overthrow the world
With stunning haiku.
by Sylvia Syllable of You Know You Love It
I am so upset.
How can you write such pure filth?
Now I have to cry.
by Weeping Willie of Bad Haiku
dogs eating cat turds
there's poetry in motions
if you push one out
by ash
Dogs can not eat words
Some of them will eat cat turds
Tom Bosley's penis
by Marion Ross
these rotten verses
even a dog will not eat
is almost haiku
by ash
TED talks are garbage.
There's something off about them:
Formulaic, fake.
by Theodore Teddy of Another Dull Video
I edit stories
but am hopeless with poems
—I allow too many syllables
by K. J. Watson of Scotland
It's psycho-drivel:
Toxic positivity...
And it helps no one.
by Dr. Albert Bandura of The Endless TED Talk in Hell
wise woman once said
"all these bitches is my sons"—
onika maraj
by Anonymous Poet
Aussies lead the way
We enter into the fray
Shouting "Haikooray!!"
by Epic Battle of Haiku VS. the World
palestine wonders
did you like your holocaust
or is theirs better?
by ash of dead see (what i did there)
sussan is the bosss
sshe leadss the liberalss now
they're sstill a big messs
by ash of numerology ruless
My job is boring
Hours spent, nothing to do
Nothing but haiku
by Anna of Sydney
hi mother dearest
have a happy mothers day
you are fabulous
by Anonymous Poet
compelling habit
i've had since last century
and i've got it bad
by ash of loving it long time
A haiku a day
Some good, some bad, some ugly
Twenty six years worth
by Anna of Sydney
Here, one writes haiku:
Haiku so bad that it's good.
And that's a bad thing.
by Bashomatic Ecstatic
twenty-eight years plus
this site is fresh as ever
and totally bad
by ash of janis fan club
Spirit of Haiku:
Come, possess my mind and soul;
Help me to write trash.
by Asiatic Fanatic of Problematic Syllabic Schematic
I'm stuck here till eight.
I can hear the seltzer fizz
In the oval room.
by Passage of Time
You wrote bad haiku...
And how did that make you feel?
I see. Here's the bill.
by Useless Person Next to the Chaise Taking Notes of Talk to the Desk to Schedule Another Appointment
recline on the chaise
tell me about your problems
and see if i care
by ash of impassive aggressive feedback
american pope
what did the vatican smoke?
it looked like a lot
by ash
wise old willow tree
reflected in the water--
Darth got arrested.
by For Eating Too Much Roquefort
This is Bad Haiku:
A mediocre circus
of poetic fun.
by Sydney of Anna
Haiku time machine
Jump in and find memories
Decades old drivel
by Anna of Sydney
Hey Blast From the Past
Wonder what happened to me?
I quit smoking darts
by Anna of Sydney
Who oh who is back
More yelling on Volley Talk
Back to normal now
by VY for VT
My rifle's uncocked.
It really needs to be cocked....
Grandma has a cock!
by Hen House of Barnyard
Bad choice McFarland
You should look for a new job
Or the next mikko
by Time is not on your side of Bawl arena
patron of trumpets
clive squandered fifty million
blow that out yer pipe
by ash of don't call me yellow
winter is here babe
summers of discontent are
to follow ahead
by vhs/moxie
Lib'rals hiatus--
and we hiate them right back.
We all need more love!
by Intensification of Alienation
speaking of lib'ral
they now on a hiatus
in austral...i...a
by ash of trump slipstream damage
Oh SNAP! You got me.
Lib'ral VS. Lib-er-al...
Sorry ossifer.
by Really I only had 2 of Syllabababbles
Silly people can't
Understand that liberal
Is three syllables
by Haiku Police of Precinct 666
it's getting colder
and it keeps raining a lot
grandma has a cock
by ash of seasoned contributions
Silly liberals think
Any person to their right
Is an exTWEEEmist.
by Simon Bolivar Jones of Venezuela, New Jersey
Useless puppet died.
Great time to be Protestant...
The Reformation!
by Calvin Von Luther of Greater Saxony
fetch me a new pope
and buy a box of wafers
to go with my wine
by ash of hungry for heaven's sake
i have the best thoughts
and it's a beautiful thing
no dream is too big
by ash of expirational inspirations
Oh my precious thoughts...
Yes, you simply must read them,
my precious thoughts (BURP)
by Haiku of Eructation
donald trump for pope
stares at the sun unblinking
he never liked you
by ash of vacant possession
winter is coming
to all corners of the globe
here there be dragons
by ash of lightin' up
america is yours
and your nero is fiddling
speaking of ashes
by ash of emporer's new flame suit
Thanks for the insight,
You enlightened Australian...
Ashes to ashes.
by How About YOU Run the Nation
Drip drop drop Easter
The world is a hard boiled egg
Rejoice we've no choice
by Mox
