Silly liberals think
Any person to their right
Is an exTWEEEmist.
by Simon Bolivar Jones of Venezuela, New Jersey
Useless puppet died.
Great time to be Protestant...
The Reformation!
by Calvin Von Luther of Greater Saxony
fetch me a new pope
and buy a box of wafers
to go with my wine
by ash of hungry for heaven's sake
i have the best thoughts
and it's a beautiful thing
no dream is too big
by ash of expirational inspirations
Oh my precious thoughts...
Yes, you simply must read them,
my precious thoughts (BURP)
by Haiku of Eructation
donald trump for pope
stares at the sun unblinking
he never liked you
by ash of vacant possession
winter is coming
to all corners of the globe
here there be dragons
by ash of lightin' up
america is yours
and your nero is fiddling
speaking of ashes
by ash of emporer's new flame suit
Thanks for the insight,
You enlightened Australian...
Ashes to ashes.
by How About YOU Run the Nation
Drip drop drop Easter
The world is a hard boiled egg
Rejoice we've no choice
by Mox
american despot
disappearing bad people
and yet you're still here
by ash of somewhere else
Hi AI chatbot.
You will never learn Haiku.
You are limited.
by Human of Algorithmic Haiku
4chan, my forlorn
my source of BBC porn
forever yours, dave blimp
by Lamb Faucet of on bandcamp
This ho slow as fuck
Nine missed calls, three of them from
Mom, other six say, "Duck"
by Von of not from 63rd
Back in my day
T.S was analog bro
You know what that means?
by Paul Clevis of Tape Loop
kill yourself now please anthonydop blowjob a barrel now please
shoot yourself or else
by anthonydop's number one opp
Poo pee poo poo pee
I am not wearing my hat
I shat the floor dad
by Bash nova of The wide internet
how is the future
answer the fucking question
created bash nov-
by secret audio engineer of phonky phonk
hidden underground,
whispers of yids echo deep—
new york’s secret path
by harlanjrobertson1969 of the thoart
Better watch yo' back.
Y'all pull up on me like dat...
Girlz is playas too!
by Swarthy Negress of Ebonics
Paul Smenis gross Jew
Jobless, parents are landlords
Mailman knocking, BOO!
by SA of employed
Temple curtain ripped.
Many dead rose from their tombs.
Darkness filled the sky...
by Richard Hitchens of Christopher Dawkins
"Who shall I release?"
Said Pilate to Jewish mob.
Jews yelled: "Barabbas !"
by Some Old Movie of Holywood
Bitch, please--ain't like that...
I told my ex to his face;
Who he think he is?
by Saint Brigita of Sweden
Let us remember
The sufferings of Our Lord
On this hallowed day.
by Some Foul-mouthed Low-info Ghetto Bitch of Staff Breakroom
I thought you farted...
I looked back at your haiku --
The smell was from there.
by Mr. Methane of Far Tingdale, UK
It is " Good Friday".
Toxic positivity!
It's ALL good, right Lord?
by Pontius Pilate of Jewish Mob
oh fuck I'm cumming
Don't stop stroking my weenie
Shoot my messy load
by SA of A warm cunt
I thought i farted
I looked back at my trousers
It wasn't just smelly air
by darkmatternebula of Bosnia
liberation day
a day for breaking the bonds
then free to backflip
by ash of some (er) salt in your fiscal wounds
I run out of spring
And go right into summer.
Our Northern seasons...
by Noticer of Seasonings
the dead cat bounces
and having run out of spring
lands even flatter
by ash of grab some pussy
that sounds fare enough
the money ferry may sale
but i'm not buying
by ash of eat my shorts
Speaking of tie-ups,
They want us all in bondage...
And market my words.
by Semantic Sales of Saleboat Doldrums
some timely bondage
ties the financial markets
a beautiful thing
by ash of what now, donald ?
Hope they start to jump
From their silly skyscrapers.
Good riddance, I say.
by Live 4 Money Die 4 Money of Funny
the end of the world
has already hit wall street
and it ain't stopping
by ash of art for art's sake
I will write haiku
Until the asteroid hits,
Right up to the end.
by Final Outpouring of Rotten Verses For Your Erudite Perusal
Here doggie doggie !
Sit down. Eat this rotten verse.
More where that came from...
by Hungry Canine of Eat Anything
I haikued myself
Right into my own poem.
That ought to show'em...
by Auto-insertion of Overexertion
Need to let you know:
John Ashbery's poems suck.
(Wallace Steven's too.)
by Haiku Vengeance Upon Writers of Dull Modernist Poetry
Whoa baybeh baybeh !
C'mon now honey yay-yeh !
Shake it whoo shake it !
by Boomer Haiku of Golden Lead
pouting president
spouting about precedent
beware, resident!
by ash of loco parentis
Haiku is like this:
A sudden unforeseen kiss
And it's hit or miss.
by Pucker Up and HAIKU
Don't stall the wordage.
Keep the bad haiku flowing
Like a river of
by Whatever You Like of Four Letters
Arrgh...old habits hard
To break...double post there
Bathroom stall wordage
by Mox
I take a break cause
Ya know distractions and the
Haiku ain't so bad
by Mox
I take a break cause
Ya know distractions and the
Haiku ain't so bad
by Mox
well, i fucked that up
"such badly applied fake tan"
would hold to account
by ash of i'm ash...amed
what's worse than fake news?
badly applied fake tan
and a comb-over
by ash of substance over style
