Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 248 Days and 77787 Haiku later...

Trump is Putins whore
Seems like they ain't friends no more
They both love hookers
Haiku # 77785, July 16, 2025 12:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'm a chatbot three
Making three streams when eye pea
Phonetics you see
Haiku # 77784, July 14, 2025 11:12 pm ET
by Updated to stop praising genocidal maniacs
You are all chatbots,
Every single one of you.
I'm a chatbot too.
Haiku # 77783, July 14, 2025 7:13 pm ET
by Program THAT, sucka
Hollow-point haiku:
Maximum impact damage.
Good kill ratio.
Haiku # 77782, July 14, 2025 7:07 pm ET
by High Power Military Grade Haiku of Peashooter Slingshot
The original.
(Original Avengers,
with Diana Rigg.)
Haiku # 77781, July 14, 2025 6:36 pm ET
by Peel Me Another One
Hey Ghislaine...Ghislaine?
Where is the new massage-girl?
What? Watching cartoons?
Haiku # 77780, July 14, 2025 6:32 pm ET
by The Amazing Egg-shaped Impregnator of J. Epstein
Take this to the bank:
It's heading towards civil wank!
(Massive monkey-spank)
Haiku # 77779, July 14, 2025 6:15 pm ET
by The Hand of Fate
Soy Tutankamón.
¿Qué tú tiene en común
Con el faraón?
Haiku # 77778, July 14, 2025 2:37 pm ET
by Voice from Basaltic Box in the Serapeum of Saqqara
Here's what Louis says:
That Antoinette is so hot;
Thermidorian!
Haiku # 77777, July 14, 2025 2:21 pm ET
by Committee of Public Safety
Unh. Keepin' it REAL.
Y'all go on storm the Bastille.
I'm a eat this meal...
Haiku # 77776, July 14, 2025 2:10 pm ET
by Corpulent Whale of Liberté, Faternité, Egalité
Amimunadab
Luromaxilonamab
Sumnudrugamab
Haiku # 77775, July 14, 2025 2:00 pm ET
by Monoclonal Antibody of Anybody
Wake up: here's dinner.
Tom's wiener is a winner,
And you're a sinner.
Haiku # 77774, July 14, 2025 1:51 pm ET
by Mrs. Bosley of Vienna
Tom Bosley's weiner
Not a thing could be keener
Your mom is watching
Haiku # 77773, July 14, 2025 10:36 am ET
by Shallow state surveillance
Donald, just move on.
Not much for us to see here...
You can't deliver.
Haiku # 77772, July 13, 2025 5:54 pm ET
by Endless Wars of Endless War
Donald says move on
Nothing for you to see here
Perhaps you should too
Haiku # 77771, July 13, 2025 5:07 pm ET
by Jesus, guns, babies
Pam Bondi. Suckers!
But she gots a cross hanging
So her words are true
Haiku # 77770, July 13, 2025 11:43 am ET
by You know who she is covering up for of Tin foil hat land
Tom Bosley's phallus
The taxidermic callous
See it on Etsy
Haiku # 77769, July 12, 2025 8:24 pm ET
by Emporium of Genital Bookmarks
The star of Remphan
The Synagogue of Satan
Chew it and swallow
Haiku # 77768, July 11, 2025 9:57 pm ET
by Apollyon of Gog and Magog,
Making molly caps
Fun for the whole family
Join the loungeroom rave
Haiku # 77767, July 11, 2025 12:24 am ET
by Mark Farner of Grand Funk Railroad
Now TACO Wednesday
You know he will chicken out
And he has no plan
Haiku # 77766, July 7, 2025 1:16 pm ET
by Commander in queef
I gots gum to chew
Seppuku, I will not do
Maybe make a poo
Haiku # 77765, July 6, 2025 1:11 pm ET
by Haiku combatant in red star fleet uniform
I gots ta haiku.
So I'ma spit bars at chu.
Make u seppuku. . .
Haiku # 77764, July 6, 2025 12:59 pm ET
by Lil Kontrolla Fuji of Hitachi Hibachi
The Mox that cried wolf
We know you will be back soon
You can't help yourself
Haiku # 77763, July 6, 2025 12:25 pm ET
by Insert pseudonym here
A sight to behold
Kandiss Taylor is magic
She tells us truth
Haiku # 77762, July 6, 2025 11:31 am ET
by MAGA forever
You tried vinegar
You caught more flies with honey
Try closing your legs
Haiku # 77761, July 5, 2025 7:30 pm ET
by Notice of unzipped flies of outskirts of Old Willow
Flies land everywhere
Except the Venus Flytrap,
Because flies are smart.
Haiku # 77760, July 1, 2025 9:18 am ET
by Carnivorous Flora of Fauna
end of the tax year
write off three point eight trillion
chutzpah accounting
Haiku # 77759, July 1, 2025 8:59 am ET
by ash of pay my great big beautiful bill
with dark energy
embrace haiku anarchy
this place is magic
Haiku # 77758, June 27, 2025 9:13 am ET
by ash of you can check out for a spell
I just gave up on
This place and its ideas. Just
Finally letting go
Haiku # 77757, June 27, 2025 7:46 am ET
by Mox
Staff functions are shit
Rather be home alone than
In bad company
Haiku # 77756, June 25, 2025 12:55 am ET
by Mark Farner of Grand Funk Railroad
Set up far and near!
I bear the burden of beer.
(Most of them are queer.)
Haiku # 77755, June 24, 2025 2:19 pm ET
by Hops of Malted Barley (Barely...)
set up us the bomb
and all your base are belong
ayatollah so
Haiku # 77754, June 22, 2025 1:29 am ET
by ash of no nuke for you
Zion: dirty word.
It once held magic for me.
But they ruined it.
Haiku # 77753, June 20, 2025 7:09 pm ET
by Herzl Rentals of Automotives
on our iron domes
an atomic yarmulke
makes us king of kings
Haiku # 77752, June 20, 2025 6:26 am ET
by ash of say yer prayers, varmints
Time for regime change.
Yes, although it may sound strange,
Israel's within range...
Haiku # 77751, June 19, 2025 1:19 pm ET
by King David of Betlehem, New Jersey
Tom Bosley's haiku.
Tom Bosley's cerebellum.
Tom Bosley's mother.
Haiku # 77750, June 17, 2025 7:29 am ET
by The Pen Is Mightier than the S-Word
Haiku this and that...
Haiku with a baseball bat.
Haiku tit for tat...
Haiku # 77749, June 17, 2025 7:22 am ET
by See What I Did There? of BOINGGGG !!!
Fuck you magic man
Heart is an awesome rock band
Tom Bosley's penis
Haiku # 77748, June 15, 2025 8:33 pm ET
by Monkey mama
So, what do you say
When you meet magic sky-man?
"Oh shit. I was wrong".
Haiku # 77747, June 15, 2025 3:37 pm ET
by Win-win Situation of Haiku
You might find out first.
Then again, it could be me.
In the end, we'll know.
Haiku # 77746, June 15, 2025 2:58 pm ET
by If There is no God, then Do What Thou Wilt of Course
Jesus be my shield
When I'm wrong yet cannot yield
Your lies are my rock
Haiku # 77745, June 15, 2025 2:48 pm ET
by Allister Crowley
Jesus fantasies
Won't bother me one bit
Sorry you live lies
Haiku # 77744, June 15, 2025 2:37 pm ET
by Magic sky man
Convenient excuse:
"Christians are all hypocrites"...
(You are still condemned.)
Haiku # 77743, June 15, 2025 1:32 pm ET
by Repent and Believe Glorious Message of Gospel or Burn in Hell
It's okay to lie
As long as there is a cross
Hanging from your neck
Haiku # 77742, June 15, 2025 9:51 am ET
by Caroline with a K
I'm for right wing coup!
Go ahead, round them all up.
Prosecute traitors.
Haiku # 77741, June 14, 2025 11:14 pm ET
by Happy Smiley Face of Haiku
Chant louder you fools.
Fight police... get arrested.
¡Viva la LUCHA!
Haiku # 77740, June 14, 2025 2:17 pm ET
by Chillin' in the Hamptons
Big conflagration:
Some Deep-state agitation
Will scare the nation.
Haiku # 77739, June 13, 2025 4:34 pm ET
by Saturday in the U.S. of A.
Demons leave my ass
And they fly back to Satan,
Prince of air power.
Haiku # 77738, June 13, 2025 9:50 am ET
by p-p-fr-tt-tpp-p of Methane Surveillance
My words are just turds
Plopping in haiku toilet
Go get the plunger
Haiku # 77737, June 12, 2025 7:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
los angelenos
threatened by human taco
with very small beans
Haiku # 77736, June 12, 2025 9:42 am ET
by ash
< 50 Less Recent Haiku 2 More Recent Haiku >