Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #12434
if i flamed you, ash,
it's because you touched a nerve.
go suck grandma's cock.

(this was meant to be a sort of apology, but that last line just wrote itself.)
Haiku #12434
Posted: August 11, 2001 10:36 pm ET
Poet & location: scott of hh