Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #13170
Hey Master, what do
you like about the number
thirteen? Is it that

you like that number,
because it is the number
of times you've fucked ash?

And when I said that,
I meant in the ass, because
Both of you like it.
Haiku #13170
Posted: August 27, 2001 5:58 pm ET
Poet & location: FTW IS GOD of WORSHIP FTW!