Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #13251
ronin with his sword
taking jabs at master ash
now what would freud say?

frettled earthbugglies,
check your digital watches
you have until noon.
Haiku #13251
Posted: August 28, 2001 2:36 pm ET
Poet & location: scott (oh, screw this), reinstated captain of the Vogon Destructor Fleet