Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #17901
lung biopsy to-
day, and all guys want to write
about is dicks

what a surprise to
know that while I'm looking at
pictures of my lungs

guys are simply yank-
ing away at their stupid
little, unused dicks.
Haiku #17901
Posted: December 15, 2001 5:46 am ET
Poet & location: k_against_stupidity