Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #18576
did you see the dutch
speedskater with the stiffy?
cost him a false start.

too much movement
at the start of that race, plus
one eagle-eyed judge
Haiku #18576
Posted: February 13, 2002 1:46 pm ET
Poet & location: oohhh speaking of sex in the Olympics