Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #21341
i spit when i talk
i fart when i walk and i
like to eat burgers

michelin and mac do
chemistry made me plastic
everybody sees

fat boy slim is no
excuse i look like a heap
of tires, fuck you!
Haiku #21341
Posted: July 27, 2002 10:17 am ET
Poet & location: mastahari of graz