Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #21426
I never met a god but I knew one day someone would buy me dinner.
I'd clean the plate and shake her hand in thanks.
She came from the Japanese equivalent to Mt. Olympus or Heaven or Nirvana, you know.
That means she's a goddess.
Haiku #21426
Posted: August 9, 2002 9:03 pm ET
Poet & location: Censor sensor of Monrovia, SC