Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #29304
now i'm gonna teach you bitches
how to be a professional bitch.
now when your sugar daddy wants
some lovin, make sure you cup his
balls and get that sucker as far
back in your throat as possible,
and when he's ready to blow, jam
a finger up his ass. and swallow
every last drop
Haiku #29304
Posted: April 22, 2003 3:17 pm ET
Poet & location: Richard Larson of Springfield, IL