Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #30545
If you drive drunk, you die.
Dale did it....drinking a beer while
smoking a cigarette and eating
a fried turkey leg. But now you
can ge a clock with his face on it
at Walmart for $9.95!! That is
awesome!
Haiku #30545
Posted: May 15, 2003 11:06 am ET
Poet & location: Student of I am a hockey puck