CONSPIRACY THEORY
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CIA's to blame.
9-11 was their job.
No Arabs involved.
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They killed Kennedy.
Oswald was just a patsy.
More than one gunman!
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Were there moon andings?
It was faked in Nevada.
Witnesses vanished.
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Captured UFOs?
Government keeps them hidden
in secret hangars.
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Contrails cross the sky.
Spreading out mind-control drugs.
Messing with my head!
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Folks think I'm crazy,
but I really know the facts.
It's so obvious.
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The truth is out there.
It's all a conspiracy.
Just a cover-up.