Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #36292
Just realised: No
Sex for two months. Am fully
re-virginising.

What is this sex thing?
I forget. May start growing
Hair on palms of hands.

To accessorise:
A glassy stare, over-sweat,
And a feral stench.

May also adopt
Curious gait and a drool.
There is not a hope.
Haiku #36292
Posted: June 27, 2006 9:17 am ET
Poet & location: Phlegmy