Major Tom Meets Captain Kirk Haiku


Major Tom come in.
Ground Control to Major Tom.
Were is Captain Kirk?


Ground Control come in.
Major Tom to Ground Control.
Captain Kirk is dead!


Come in Major Tom.
Your signal's weak. Say again.
Is there something wrong?


Tom to Ground Control
There is nothing I can do
Captain Kirk is blue.


This is Ground Control
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Who killed Captain Kirk?


I killed Captain Kirk!
All ahead warp factor two.
This story is true.

Where's Spock?



Inspired by "Space Oddity" by David Bowie
and "Where's Captain Kirk" by SpizzEnergy