Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #49590
we know that guy was
an extrovert and extros
are worth exterminating

if you want the reward
"alpha male" we will give you
a proper burial

when you go off for
us introverts to die in a foreign
war we will be happy

to send you for a cause
cause you follow whatever
lie we make up for you
Haiku #49590
Posted: May 1, 2013 11:56 am ET
Poet & location: vhs