Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #58949
Watch the robot dance
I think it just shit its pants
Clang, Clunk. A metal chunk.

Now some oily gunk
Back up Human! Watch me spew...
Robot Diarrhea Stew
Haiku #58949
Posted: August 29, 2018 3:33 am ET
Poet & location: Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Instant Pot Reseller Ltd.