Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #60477
Randolph was near bald.
He walked just like a big foot
with no muscle tone.

He often spoke of
sorority house orgy
gang bang fantasies.

His forehead was huge
and slightly dented inwards
like from a bad wreck.

He was expelled from
the physics grad school but still
read all the journals.

I'm sure they loved him
showing up uninvited
to symposia.
Haiku #60477
Posted: October 26, 2018 6:59 pm ET
Poet & location: DARTH FIGPUCKER