Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #73410
Starkitten, you gotta quit pooping by the bird bath. They don't want to come around any more. Have some mercy on our avian brothers. Besides, if there are no birds, how can you catch and eat them? Go back to your litter box next time.
Haiku #73410
Posted: November 10, 2021 3:40 pm ET
Poet & location: Friendly defecation advice from your local neighborhood fecal advisor. of Fiscal Fecal, Accounting for Your Poo Since 1961.