Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #73478
BifurcatingPoo
am who I be, you see now.
All is revealed.

The piggy squealed.
Prosciutto violate.
Ultraviolent.

Look at all that blood.
Thick tar under the moonlight.
You can swim in it.

Horrible buffet.
The potato salad's good.
But that's about it.

Soon the world will end.
The trillionaires all know it.
Escape while you can.
Haiku #73478
Posted: November 12, 2021 10:43 am ET
Poet & location: Ceti alphs something something