"The fridge sits empty
Because I am too lazy
To buy some groceries"

And *POOF* there's Door Dash.
This is all Janis' fault.
This whole "pandemic".

Laziness, greed, and gluttony created Amazon, FarceBook, and TikCok. And those created the "pandemic" to increase revenue. (It first appeared in China, don't forget). And now we just order our pot and pizza and groceries and... everything online and stay home wanking to crappy porn and it's only going to get worse. You'll see.

And it's all that first haiku by Janis that started it all. It's your fault Janis! You're friends of Bezos, I bet!

LOL