Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #74941
I think we should meet.
You kill me then I'll kill you.
Wait, that might not work.

Cannibalism?
Make a tasty roast of me.
Sell the sandwiches.
Haiku #74941
Posted: February 17, 2022 9:13 pm ET
Poet & location: Logistic difficulties.